Massage Parlor Reports

[AngelBravo]

I forgot to add Sandy. Only one review so far, which wasn't good. I'll update next week along with the new information you added with Lily. Do you have any info about her menu and upcharges beyond the roaming?

Natalia is Sandra. I noticed that the photos of Natalia were listed as "new Sandra" so I asked and confirmed with CLM that they are the same person.

I know she offers FS and CBJ. It's a decent upcharge which you should negotiate immediately to get the best value if that's what your looking for. I personally haven't partaked so can't really comment on prices.

[Jinurso]

Jinurso I appreciate your efforts, other than here where are you getting that information from? As far as Amy goes as far as I know I am the only one here that has talked about seeing her and my opinion is a lot different than what you are now posting in your latest update. Unless you are turned on by baby damage I can't think of any reason to see her.

She was reviewed a few times here. Took me a while to find them all because the search engine doesn't work on words three letters or less. The general sentiment was that her body is good, her face isn't, and she provides the services mentioned. But I'll add the baby damage in my next version. Was there something in the menu that was different from your experience?

[ApplePiePussy]

4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.

Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

This place is so popular, I feel like it deserves it's own thread down by the Asian apartments and Euro motels.

[SideTalker]

Another monger had reported he was rimmed at west river spa, so I decided to check it out. While I did get a new provider (believe Lucy), there was no rimming to be had. Otherwise decent service, L1, naked. Lucy has a decent body but doesn't allow much roaming.

If anyone else has info on new providers here, please share with the group.

[Moejoo]

Jinurso I appreciate your efforts, other than here where are you getting that information from? As far as Amy goes as far as I know I am the only one here that has talked about seeing her and my opinion is a lot different than what you are now posting in your latest update. Unless you are turned on by baby damage I can't think of any reason to see her.

[Jinurso]

Wonderful post, I did see they added a new Sandy and Natalia to their roster which I don't see on your list.

I can only Vouch for Lily. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit.

I forgot to add Sandy. Only one review so far, which wasn't good. I'll update next week along with the new information you added with Lily. Do you have any info about her menu and upcharges beyond the roaming?

Natalia is Sandra. I noticed that the photos of Natalia were listed as "new Sandra" so I asked and confirmed with CLM that they are the same person.

[ZckBrc]

Victoria is no longer there and her twitter is gone too.

4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.

Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

[AngelBravo]

4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.

Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Wonderful post, I did see they added a new Sandy and Natalia to their roster which I don't see on your list.

I can only Vouch for Lily. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit.

[SmileySam]

There has never been any maliscious intent with my posts!

Sure right YsoBig aka HanginBalls and other aliases on the forum. He needs his own thread to post his fiction. I use this forum to get real info.

[NewInChi]

Is this all one place? Should we had contact info in context or am I asking for the wrong thing.

4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.

Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet..

[Jinurso]

4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.

Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

[GBaby32]

A little north of the city in Niles.

Went with the hour for I think $60.

Greeted by a short, chubby female attendant who took my temp and showed me to the room.

Went in got undressed, and laid down.

Tech came in and started massage. Good massage with very firm pressure.

A lot of work to the upper thigh area and a few grazes.

On the flip, turned over to realize my masseuse was a guy.

Great massage but I won't be back.

Went by a week later and they had a pride flag in the window.

Good luck out there.

This is the definition of TOFTT I salute you sir.

[NewInChi]

What place are we describing here?

Well I went yesterday mimi Lisa (or yuyu) to some of the vets was there again was picturing FS with her tight pussy again but you was greeted by a "new girl" 2 weeks english was good very cute face maybe 5"5 low Cs but no ass really. Anyways I forgot her name but took her for a spin she did have blonde hair. Massage was decent with teasing let me roam very good teasing. Massage was good also worked my. Neck area very well. On the flip man TONS TONS I'd teasing no comvo of piece wanted L3 but she said next time I got to being rhe jimmy. Yeah ight. But it was cool I thought she would start L1 right away but she just liked teasing and gettinf me excited. I started to roam let me roam every where finally lifted up the dress nice little ass tight pussy OMG could barley fit one finger in there finally she started took direction very well and also started kissing the man downstairs on her own but didn't go full on BBBJ. Ill assume she liked it because then she let the girls out and put them in my face sucked on them hard she would kiss me all over. And really she would stop and go stop and go on me experience was great but you want L3 after I could barley fit my finger in there. More of that for many 15 mins and then finally a pop great experience I tipper her. 80 ill be back once again.

[HanginBalls]

I've never been in favor of the admins blocking you. I've always preferred giving people the option of ignoring you, mainly because it's fun seeing first timers reply. But that's just me.

There has never been any maliscious intent with my posts!

[Jinurso]

Not sure if this belongs here or in General, but besides the escort sites, where else are you looking for independent massage providers? I've found that you get a lot more mileage from ladies who may have fallen on hard times and want to give a few massages from their home. I've tried bark, massage finder and thervo etc.

There have been two times ever that I've walked into a massage place cold and ended up with extras. Both times I went in because I wanted an actual massage and nothing else. One time the girl just reached over and started jacking me off while constantly going "shhh shhh". The other time was a Thai massage place that had only ever been legit in all the years I was going. There was a new girl who was unusually flirtatious and just decided to grope me. I wasn't into her, but I'll let anybody massage my dick.

Oh. And there was sort of a third place. Nothing happened there since it was a 100% legit and well known spa, but we exchanged numbers and wound up dating. She ended up working at CLM a couple of years later which was a total surprise. I'll leave it at that.