Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Belisarius1]

In addition, those pseudo legal disclaimers are worthless.

Always make me laugh. They have zero understanding about how the internet works.

[Morgan Creamin]

Eat your kale folks spinach beans cilantro jalapenos etc. Cut down on meat. You seen a buffalo eat meat? All protein comes from plants. Cows eat grass or grains. Athletes have realized plant based diet give the more stamina. And since it's not fatty your veins ain't clogged up meaning more blood more oxygen. Try it religiously and hit the gym twice a week short burst exercise. Do deadlifts squats and goo home. Thank me later. Oh and cut down the soda as well.

Just about everything you said in this is completely wrong, minus exercise and cutting out soda.

[Morgan Creamin]

For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.

Always make me laugh. They have zero understanding about how the internet works.

[TommyMi]

You're not even 50. Go to the doctor and find out what's going on. I went to the doctor for the first time in about 5-6 years several months ago and found out all kinds of shit. My blood pressure was so high (170/110) that she said I was a walking stroke victim, I found out that my body was have allergic reactions to many of the foods that I eat (which is why I always felt miserable), then I found that I had sleep apnea so bad that my blood oxygen levels drops to 82 (when I sleep, lastly my testosterone level was incredibly low.

So, I could just keep doing what I'm doing and die or make changes. So, I changed my diet (and immediately lost 15+ lbs), started taking meds for blood pressure (it's now 122/75), started taking testosterone pills (which give me much more energy and makes me want to fuck everything that moves and probably some things that don't move). I'm still on the fence about the C-Pap, I don't like the idea of sleeping with tubes attached to me, but if I use one and feel much better then I'll probably end up doing it. There is zero reason that you should have limp dick at 49.

Eat your kale folks spinach beans cilantro jalapenos etc. Cut down on meat. You seen a buffalo eat meat? All protein comes from plants. Cows eat grass or grains. Athletes have realized plant based diet give the more stamina. And since it's not fatty your veins ain't clogged up meaning more blood more oxygen. Try it religiously and hit the gym twice a week short burst exercise. Do deadlifts squats and goo home. Thank me later. Oh and cut down the soda as well.

[EvilScout]

For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.

Aussie great topic I've rolled my eyes at all the stuff mentioned. Another gem is "Educated". I don't care if you have a doctorate I'm here for you to blow me.

[PapaForMamma]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....now-what-I-got!

When looking at a regular ad not really looking to see a hair leg. WTF Seems like this chick has had multiple profiles.

[Morgan Creamin]

SBs who be like:

SB: I'm mostly looking for a traditional FWB arrangement.

Me: Great, me too. Would you be able to host?

SB: No, sorry, I can't. Can you? Where would you like to meet?

Me: No, I can't host either. We could get a room?

SB: OMG NO! I'm not a hooker! {blocks me}.

-facepalm-.

[MassageMeow]

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.

[Michael1967]

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

One of my clients is a provider that used to be on the other board. She was somewhat popular, but I never saw her (saw her photos though, dammmmmmnnnnn). Six years ago, she left and started a non-sex related business that has a profit of about about $250 K-300 K / year. It's impressive because she doesn't have much more than a high school education but she always says, "Turning tricks gives you every skill you need to be successful in business. " Anyway, she hasn't "worked" since 2015 and she says she still gets several e-mails a month from old clients asking if she's available. She never responds (but she's still flattered), so they keep trying. I can see someone that doesn't have something going on in their life thinking that because people still contact her that they must all want her back.

[Fat Richard]

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

The word "generous" in a providers ad means they think they're doing you a huge favor taking your hundreds of hard-earned dollars to rent you their used pussy for a few minutes. And sometimes, depending on who it is, they are.

Dick.

[WamSam]

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

"A little about myself. Blah, blah, blah". I don't care at all. It's not a dating profile it's an add.

"Shakes, drinks, aroma candles, spa like atmosphere, fresh towels". I'm not going to a spa, I don't want a protein drink, I'm there to stick my cock in your holes. That's it. Oh, and you better have a fresh towel for me when I'm finished. It's as dumb as a car add informing it has tires.

90% of what is written in adds (especially on "the board") is just plain stupid.

[Jimmysixxx7]

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

[AussieFury]

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

[AussieFury]

Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.

I've never met, spoken with, or had ANY interactions with Asha.

Yet she has put all my TNA alts on her ignore list. LOL.

[Rousse]

Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.

Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.