Massage Parlor Reports

[SpitzerWeiner2]

Has anyone been to the place that's been advertising in Southgate, where they tell you a massage for half is 70 or an hour is 100, but that there are also "sexy specials" that are more that they'll only discuss in person? Anybody been there yet? Know what's offered?

[HeeJunk]

Best Asian Massage Place?

Thank you for the details of what you are looking for. Your choices are M1, DT, SWB, famous shiatsu, acu pressure, acupressure, acu pressure 2, China massage, Chinese massage, Asian massage, Asian massage 2, Asian health center, Thai massage and dds, serendipity, star moon, oriental, Sonia, Alice, Earthtone, Kims, China body works, Saigon, sunny, unless you want to drive to Jackson.

[Biggy313]

I would disagree. There is only m1, sunny, spring well, healing plus, DT, saigon that have reports of FS in the last two years and the women are all over 50 except for saigon and m1. The other HJ places occasionally have someone young but not often.

Pretty sure commonsteve was being sarcastic.

I remember when I was a rookie back in the early 90's and the seniors would go off on people for not reading the forum. After being here a while now I understand why. So many stupid questions that are answered literally just a few pages back. Please just rtff. Is it to much to ask? Do a little research before asking the most obvious questions.

[Road Head]

Literally every place he junk mentioned offers young, attractive providers that provide full service. The hundreds of pages of posts in this forum will indicate that. If you run into a provider that is over 23, more than 110 lbs and doesn't offer full service, that would be odd.

I would disagree. There is only m1, sunny, spring well, healing plus, DT, saigon that have reports of FS in the last two years and the women are all over 50 except for saigon and m1. The other HJ places occasionally have someone young but not often.

[YuhColoy]

Best Asian Massage Place?

[GayDat]

I think the cdc needs analyze her blood and figure out how someone can have so many thousands of dicks and cum in her and apparently not have any problems. I guess that's just another part of what makes her the legend.

Name of the spa?

[Freddy100]

So sad to report will not repeat.

The reports are correct, smokin hot body, attractive.

Personality ok we talked about her work, there were a few holes so I don't think she what she claims to be.

Very gentle massage nice atmosphere in a nice motel.

I lost track of time looked up had 5 minutes left. Half hearted HJ needless to say mission did not complete.

Not a total waste of time and money because she is hot, but mission with never complete, more likely to take a nap. Its weird it just wasn't sensual.

Have an appointment tomorrow. Will report back..

[Mr Regular]

I am looking for a full Nuru massage or at the very least a full experience massage on the west side.

You might want to try this one, although she's on the Southwest side of our area, in Southgate, its really not too far, depending where your coming from, simply google "downriver nuru lady" then click on the top notice which has a (586) number & her ad will pop up, she'll give to what your looking for, & usually completes her services with a BBBJ while she showers you off, and / or possibly more? Base damage is $100 with a going rate of at least a $60 tip, give us a report if you choose to visit, good luck?

[CommonSteve666]

My bad shoulda been more clear, looking for bbj pref younger and attractive possible full service.

Literally every place he junk mentioned offers young, attractive providers that provide full service. The hundreds of pages of posts in this forum will indicate that. If you run into a provider that is over 23, more than 110 lbs and doesn't offer full service, that would be odd.

[LuckyJimmy]

LOL, I think you are on to something!

Play safe and have fun, Magichands2.

It's clearly the Dixie cups full of mouthwash she gargles between courses (salad tossing and salted pork-hammer with "gravy" usually) !

[JDoe1978]

I am looking for a full Nuru massage or at the very least a full experience massage on the west side.

[HeeJunk]

My bad shoulda been more clear, looking for bbj pref younger and attractive possible full service.

Our AMPs do not have young. Some have attractive middle age but they come and go. Only a few provide services other than tug. BB is rare unless you go to lucky spa in Jackson.

[Lamarr]

Googled the phone number, first listing is Pretty Sexy Blonde. The one in Oak Park that is neither pretty nor sexy. Older Polish goblin is a better description. Non-existent rub and offered hand or covered mouth finish. Several years ago I tried her services, I opted for mouth and it was so toothy I though she was going to bite it off. I ended the meeting early, and got out of there. She used to post as 36 years old, more like 56 back then. Imagine the witch from Hansel and Gretel or Snow White.

Terrible experience, I shudder every time I pass the apartment building. Wasted money and lesson learned.

"I shudder every time I pass the apartment building. " - ouch! Must have been horrible. It's reviews like this that make this forum so worthwhile. Thanks for TOFTT. Sorry for your pain.

Yet, this probably was one of the funniest reviews of late. Must be a writer too.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Thank you for the details of what you are looking for. Your choices are M1, DT, SWB, famous shiatsu, acu pressure, acupressure, acu pressure 2, China massage, Chinese massage, Asian massage, Asian massage 2, Asian health center, Thai massage and dds, serendipity, star moon, oriental, Sonia, Alice, Earthtone, Kims, China body works, Saigon, sunny, unless you want to drive to Jackson.

Hahaha. Perfect response.

[Mattis1775]

Boston Monger here. Look for an AMP in Detroit. Went to Spring Massage on W. South Blvd, Great Hands on Rochester Rd and Rochester Massage on Rochester Rd. All closed! WTF. Early hours or what? Then, I came across Eastern Massage on W. Auburn Rd. She calls herself Stacy. Thin, cute looking Chinese woman, no tits. Strong as hell massage, deep tissue along w / some Thai work. No HE. Had a little indication that she would, even with my rubbing her leg. She wasn't having it and left empty handed. What a night. Sorry Detroit. What's up with the AMPs here? I'm only venturing near Troy and Auburn Hill.