Strip Club Reports

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

Completely agree with this: I'm vaccinated now and feel like I can visit places with more confidence. We should divide and conquer.

A tip for potential reviewers: I tend to write some brief field notes on my monger phone in the parking lot before I head home, and then I can write up the full report at a later (more convenient) time. That way you don't lose certain details by time you get home.

I'm also looking at NW Indiana since those clubs are relatively close, and I want to hit some of the more obscure ones on our side of the border, for example Cellar in Joliet. Anyway, best of luck and health to everyone this spring!

Maybe we should have a secret handshake or gesture, LOL. Seriously, just kidding. My fucked up arthritic hands make me easily identifiable anyway.

[Morrisman]

Completely agree with this: I'm vaccinated now and feel like I can visit places with more confidence. We should divide and conquer.

A tip for potential reviewers: I tend to write some brief field notes on my monger phone in the parking lot before I head home, and then I can write up the full report at a later (more convenient) time. That way you don't lose certain details by time you get home.

I'm also looking at NW Indiana since those clubs are relatively close, and I want to hit some of the more obscure ones on our side of the border, for example Cellar in Joliet. Anyway, best of luck and health to everyone this spring!

Cellar is a money trap with little to show for it. Don't go unless things have radically changed. Which I doubt.

[Chicagorfp]

Perhaps we should make an effort this spring to revisit some places and review them anew.

I think this is a good time to update and "reboot" some of our Intel.

Completely agree with this: I'm vaccinated now and feel like I can visit places with more confidence. We should divide and conquer.

A tip for potential reviewers: I tend to write some brief field notes on my monger phone in the parking lot before I head home, and then I can write up the full report at a later (more convenient) time. That way you don't lose certain details by time you get home.

I'm also looking at NW Indiana since those clubs are relatively close, and I want to hit some of the more obscure ones on our side of the border, for example Cellar in Joliet. Anyway, best of luck and health to everyone this spring!

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

I probably shouldn't use that title because it implies throwing stuff away, and I don't mean that. I could do probably put this same post in Massage Parlor Reports.

Perhaps we should make an effort this spring to revisit some places and review them anew. There is a lot here about 390, of course, and a few references (fewer than, say, this time last year) to Atlantis and IS (the NW Indiana clubs are so close to the state line they can arguably be included here), but what's happening at Jimmy's these days? Is the place near the old Cowboys still operating (of course, that is a bit risky). Is Black Jack's still a viable, although distant, alternative? I have rarely seen anything about Ocean's. Club O is obviously dead. Or is it? I've seen what I believe are veiled references to it on one of the YouTube stripper vlogs. Is the old Skybox anything now? Are there any hidden gem out there?

Personally, I'm recovering from surgery at the moment (catheters suck, BTW) but I should be up and around by next weekend and I think I'll check out Jimmy's and write it up. It used to be one of my favorites but the scuttlebutt is that I'll be disappointed.

I'm not criticizing anything here in any way (I know a few contributors get a bit defensive on occasion), but I think this is a good time to update and "reboot" some of our Intel.

[John N]

I'm white and I've done it myself. I felt sorry for her because she was sorta homely and wasn't getting much attention. Went for a private and dropped 75 for five short songs. Massive boob lady stuck her tongue in my ear and whispered to meet her afterwards. At breakfast she told me she couldn't do it and quit. She sensed I was there just for entertainment. One of the best fux I ever had and I still see her to this day.

Clarify: hip-hop thing (so just done overwhelmingly like black dudes). It's done to show you're balling out with more money than you know what to do with, not to make some stripper feel good about herself.

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

It's a black dude thing. Showering a dancer with dollar bills is like ordering bottle service. It's definitely something you do for the attention / sense of superiority.

I think the "showering the stage with bills" thing is disrespectful, seriously. You don't have the regard to sit there and hand the girl the tip? But I also think it's a learned thing. It's pretty much all you see when a strip joint is depicted in films (I'm remembering just offhand the strip scene in the 1975 film "Nashville") and some people think that's how it should be done.

[HanginBalls]

It's a black dude thing. Showering a dancer with dollar bills is like ordering bottle service. It's definitely something you do for the attention / sense of superiority.

I'm white and I've done it myself. I felt sorry for her because she was sorta homely and wasn't getting much attention. Went for a private and dropped 75 for five short songs. Massive boob lady stuck her tongue in my ear and whispered to meet her afterwards. At breakfast she told me she couldn't do it and quit. She sensed I was there just for entertainment. One of the best fux I ever had and I still see her to this day.

[NewCleve]

My personal favorite is BTS in Dearborn, but there are a handful of places that meet the criteria. The Detroit strip club forum is the place to start. Other popular options include Silver Cricket, Flight Club, Bogarts, Henry the 8th North, and Landing Strip.

One of the hottest blondes I've ever seen danced at Legends downtown.

[GeorgeBoyd]

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[John N]

I think making it rain is just bizarre, seems like those guys never get private dances. Are the guys looking to be the center of attention of the club, just weird. I just throw a buck unless the girl looks to be in big demand and then I will give a 5 and home she notices and that gets me ahead in the line for private dances. It works sometimes, but sometimes not. I only go up toe the stage if I am wanting to get her private, or a closer look at the goods to see if I want to see more.

It's a black dude thing. Showering a dancer with dollar bills is like ordering bottle service. It's definitely something you do for the attention / sense of superiority.

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

Do whatever you want. They are there for YOU.

I usually put a buck up, maybe two, and keep one or two fives on hand if I want to ensure a visit at my seat later.

[Moejoo]

I go to the clubs occasionally but usually don't sit at the stage. What is the current etiquette on tipping? It used to be you just put a buck up there. The last time I was at a stage was a couple of years ago and I put a couple bucks up. Is that still about right? I read about making it rain which I'm not interested in.

I think making it rain is just bizarre, seems like those guys never get private dances. Are the guys looking to be the center of attention of the club, just weird. I just throw a buck unless the girl looks to be in big demand and then I will give a 5 and home she notices and that gets me ahead in the line for private dances. It works sometimes, but sometimes not. I only go up toe the stage if I am wanting to get her private, or a closer look at the goods to see if I want to see more.

[Iamslobbyist]

Which places in Michigan would you recommend, senpai? PM if you'd prefer.

My personal favorite is BTS in Dearborn, but there are a handful of places that meet the criteria. The Detroit strip club forum is the place to start. Other popular options include Silver Cricket, Flight Club, Bogarts, Henry the 8th North, and Landing Strip.

[SAnderson75]

I go to the clubs occasionally but usually don't sit at the stage. What is the current etiquette on tipping? It used to be you just put a buck up there. The last time I was at a stage was a couple of years ago and I put a couple bucks up. Is that still about right? I read about making it rain which I'm not interested in.

Do whatever you want. They are there for YOU.

[CocoBolo8]

I go to the clubs occasionally but usually don't sit at the stage. What is the current etiquette on tipping? It used to be you just put a buck up there. The last time I was at a stage was a couple of years ago and I put a couple bucks up. Is that still about right? I read about making it rain which I'm not interested in.