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[Iamslobbyist]

Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."

#EvenGranniesNeedLove

Guilty of the hashtag as charged.

[GMan25]

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[Devlin]

She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous

Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."

#EvenGranniesNeedLove

[Visconti5683]

Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.

I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".

It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.

I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.

After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".

She said, "i phone?".

This is sign of laziness.

Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.

I walked away pissed.

I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.

P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.

Make sure she is not the one serving you.

They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".

[ApplePiePussy]

Nice try but -

Emily was upset because the numerous reviews found here would bring unwanted attention. Surprise! They got busted. The same goes for Norridge Girls.

What happened to the Sugar Grove AMP? They even had their own thread.

The detailed explicit reports here are making LE's job so much easier.

Again - "Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET." <-- LOL!

My argument is not that reviews bring or don't bring unwanted attention to places. My argument is that the weird half-ass code you guys do here does not fool anybody and serves no purpose.

And if you do believe that reviews directly lead to arrests and busts then what the fuck are you doing here besides being a hypocrite?

[Iamslobbyist]

She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.

I felt the same way when I saw her last year. She looked much better on this recent visit and the extras were amazing!

[ConfuciusMan]

I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.

They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.

[Walker333]

Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.

She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.

[ChicagoCat99]

I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".

It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.

I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.

After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".

She said, "i phone?".

This is sign of laziness.

Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.

I walked away pissed.

I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.

P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.

Make sure she is not the one serving you.

They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".

[Iamslobbyist]

Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.

[Fit312]

I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.

[Devlin]

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[Fulcrum98]

I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.

I think even apartments are better bets. AMPs are by far the most dependable and least likely to be a rip off or set up. I guess there is some thrill in danger for some. I can see that.

[Fulcrum98]

You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?

"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".

"What did it say?

"Says he got a handy. ".

"Let's mobilize. ".

"Wait. Wait. ".

"What is it, Detective?

"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".

"So?

"We can't use it as evidence. ".

"Are you serious?.

Rub Maps is the go to place for the Antis along with QiuttheGames. Why are they trying to push an industry into the streets again where it is vastly more dangerous for everyone that can never be eradicated or even constrained?

[Fulcrum98]

Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".

Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.

The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.

Many cases I have read stated the house fee was considered payment for sex even though it didn't exceed the average fee of a heavenly massage. They don't need a winning case to arrest regardless. Most MPs and customers quickly plead out. LEO often break moral and legal rules to entrap their targets. Hard to be safe. But we must try our best anyway. AMPs way safer for us than Apartments IMHO.