Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

J you need to add Sarah to the list. She's an older MILF who is very sensual and full GFE. She's usually offers L2 as standard if she likes you and upcharges the least for FS. She's a good lay and loves to make out.

Audrey is a bit more reserved. If she likes you, she'll be full GFE. Simple upcharge for FS and will give you a BBBJ as well. She's a mid twenties pawg with short black hair and a cute face.

I'll see if I remember who else I've met so you can update that list!

I did see another new girl on the roster but I'll probably wait for someone else to toftt.

I don't see Sarah on the website. I wonder if she's still part of their current roster.

Great feedback on Audrey. Her two reviews were both questionable so it's good to get a third. Makes me want to see her but I might do one more TOFTT and grab the other new girl Sandy. I'll admit that I don't have the highest hopes based on the two nuns CLM hired but always worth a shot.

[Vanilla Lover]

J you need to add Sarah to the list. She's an older MILF who is very sensual and full GFE. She's usually offers L2 as standard if she likes you and upcharges the least for FS. She's a good lay and loves to make out.

Audrey is a bit more reserved. If she likes you, she'll be full GFE. Simple upcharge for FS and will give you a BBBJ as well. She's a mid twenties pawg with short black hair and a cute face.

I'll see if I remember who else I've met so you can update that list!

I did see another new girl on the roster but I'll probably wait for someone else to toftt.

[Jinurso]

They seem to be exploiting the fact that mongers are flush with stimulus money. We deserve better service in the Chicago area. Cali, NY, and FL have much better service and options, from what I hear.

I've been to all three places. If you go to the NYC boards they whine just as much as we do about lack of quality and service. The FL boards are filled with "things aren't what they used to be" complaints and Cali prices have skyrocketed along with the cost of living unless you're really into AMPs (I'm not).

[Jinurso]

Updated list 4-9-21.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.

[TooFull]

Wow, her menu is just as bad as Salma's but at least Salma is friendly and outgoing. Sounds like a couple of recent misfires at CLM. It sounds like they're trying to go younger but sacrificing service in exchange.

They seem to be exploiting the fact that mongers are flush with stimulus money. We deserve better service in the Chicago area. Cali, NY, and FL have much better service and options, from what I hear.

[TooFull]

That's a service run by a Fillipina named Yadi, she works with a few other girls. Google the phone number for other ads and reviews. I booked a 4-hand with them once, she asked me to reconfirm day of appt to get location. I did and no response at all, ever. Totally ghosted me, it sucked. They're also annoying because they spam that board with their ads all day long.

I fell for their ads when I was a novice monger. You're lucky they ghosted you. It wasn't a great experience. First, the place was fucking depressing and the room was cramped. The girl was polite (named Aliyah, I think), but soon after she collected my money, she said she had to go pick up her son from school soon. I smarter monger would have said "That's fine. I'll come back another time. Give me back my money". I think that's a gimmick she uses to speed up the session.

Anyway, we started off on the massage table and then transitioned to a mat on the floor. The room was a little larger than a jail cell. As you can imagine, this did not provide much room for action. CBJ followed by CFS. I wanted her to ride me cowboy. She got tired after 2 minutes. I felt nothing while pounding her. She killed the mood with her son comment. She ended up finishing me with a HJ. The session lasted about 25 minutes. $350 was too much for what I got.

[Jinurso]

They have a new girl Emily and her pics looked nice especially with her ass popping on one of the pics.

I TOFTT.

I booked a half hour (since she's new).

The good: Pics are her, she's tall, skinny Ukrainian and appears to be pleasant person overall.

The bad: Where do I begin.

She doesn't do FS, no real massage (not even oil or lotion or something), no conversation, she wouldn't go nude like literally all of the ladies at clm, she even didn't want mutual touching! No BBJ, only CBJ, no roaming, nothing that sort!

She may be decent because she looks good but she's ABSOLUTELY terrible. Clearly this isn't for her because I had bad time. I rarely ever give negative reviews but this was bottom 3 all time.

I should have seen the red flag coming in when she was running super late but I thought I'd give her a chance. Bad decision. I could have just jacked it to some point and light some money know fire and have a better time.

I can give better details via pm.

Overall: HARD PASS. Pick anyone else over her and you'll have a better time.

Wow, her menu is just as bad as Salma's but at least Salma is friendly and outgoing. Sounds like a couple of recent misfires at CLM. It sounds like they're trying to go younger but sacrificing service in exchange.

[dbones]

Interesting review once this is all in one spot. I have been eyeing this place for awhile and when I see reviews individually it looks like a great place, but after this compilation it does not look to good at all and like YMMV every time. Was considering trying this weekend but maybe not.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.

Emily. BRAND NEW.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.

[Vanilla Lover]

They have a new girl Emily and her pics looked nice especially with her ass popping on one of the pics.

I TOFTT.

I booked a half hour (since she's new).

The good: Pics are her, she's tall, skinny Ukrainian and appears to be pleasant person overall.

The bad: Where do I begin.

She doesn't do FS, no real massage (not even oil or lotion or something), no conversation, she wouldn't go nude like literally all of the ladies at clm, she even didn't want mutual touching! No BBJ, only CBJ, no roaming, nothing that sort!

She may be decent because she looks good but she's ABSOLUTELY terrible. Clearly this isn't for her because I had bad time. I rarely ever give negative reviews but this was bottom 3 all time.

I should have seen the red flag coming in when she was running super late but I thought I'd give her a chance. Bad decision. I could have just jacked it to some point and light some money know fire and have a better time.

I can give better details via pm.

Overall: HARD PASS. Pick anyone else over her and you'll have a better time.

[Chicago41]

Hey why'all.

Visiting from down south and was wondering if this spot is legit / safe. Thanks!

https://chicago.rubratings.com/128647

That's a service run by a Fillipina named Yadi, she works with a few other girls. Google the phone number for other ads and reviews. I booked a 4-hand with them once, she asked me to reconfirm day of appt to get location. I did and no response at all, ever. Totally ghosted me, it sucked. They're also annoying because they spam that board with their ads all day long.

[DWill]

Saw her at my new favorite new location. Good times massage sucked and then sucked. Good time.

[KingButk]

Hey why'all.

Visiting from down south and was wondering if this spot is legit / safe. Thanks!

https://chicago.rubratings.com/128647

[SGlider]

I'm heading to your area tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has had experience with this one. She's offering 1 hr. L3 for $. 5. Any help appreciated. Feel free to PM.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9838259.html

I would be cautious about most of the girls from Bedpage in the Chicagoland area. Most of the hot white girls advertised on that site end up being the famous jack shacks on Lake Street.

If you're directed to drive to Roselle, Bloomington, Itasca, Lombard or one of those towns around there, and then told to go to an address on Lake Street or North Avenue, run the hell away from there. They will charge you upfront just to go inside and meet your girl. From there, the upsell starts like crazy, and you will end up with nothing more than expensive self service in the end.

[ApplePiePussy]

Good afternoon,

On my bucket list is an Asian. Could anyone please pm me on something safe? A spinner would be ideal. Thank you in advance.

First, promise us you won't keep her prisoner under the stairs.

[Axel6]

I'm heading to your area tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has had experience with this one. She's offering 1 hr. L3 for $. 5. Any help appreciated. Feel free to PM.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9838259.html