Massage Parlor Reports

[Axel6]

I'm heading to your area tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has had experience with this one. She's offering 1 hr. L3 for $. 5. Any help appreciated. Feel free to PM.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9838259.html

[Jinurso]

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.

Emily. BRAND NEW.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.

[Intx88]

Good afternoon,

On my bucket list is an Asian. Could anyone please pm me on something safe? A spinner would be ideal. Thank you in advance.

[Seldon69]

Looking for a masseuse, Asian or European that is willing to do tuma and to do cim.

Any providers in the area?

[Fit312]

That is good to hear. I use to go there but it was just HJ only. Specially when they build that center there and more traffic started coming by.

Yeah, they used to have two sisters working there. One of them got freaked out when I mentioned that I knew that they were siblings, but she still gave me a slow, steady HJ with a rueful expression on her face.

[Davidonecall]

That is good to hear. I use to go there but it was just HJ only. Specially when they build that center there and more traffic started coming by.

I was going past Chicago and punched in a quick search on rubmaps and came up with body health center being pretty close. Tried to go to "Chicago rubs" first on the same street but the address listed everywhere online took me to a closed flower shop. Any who, got there and was surprised it was so out in the open on a street corner, back home these things are off the beaten path. Was created by a very attractive 20 some year old short little thing. Led to the room and paid 40 for the half. Didn't even try any sort of technique just rubbed and put pressure here and there. Lackluster teasing but I could tell I was going to leave relaxed. Otf she asked what I wanted and the menu was wide open. 2 for half and half, very nice effort finally and left completely satisfied. I will not that once she put her hair up she did seem to be about 10 years or so older than I thought, I mean still in the 30's, but that's just a side note. All and all worth it, I'd go back. Also they had no ac and it was an oven in there. They also do table showers which I see some people ask about. I did call the number for "Chicago rubs" and the woman did text me asking if I was interested to which I said I left, so somewhere that place exists still. Anyways, I'm from out of town and didn't find anything on this place when I searched you guys' board here so I thought I'd throw it out there. Don't know the etiquette you guys use on the board so sorry if I didn't follow it. Be safe boys.

Also a couple years back I visited Logan Tantrics, anyone know if that place is still open and around? Pm me.

[Jinurso]

Thanks for the great review. I thought to myself Yikes and this was hilarious. It would have been a complete waste of money had I gone there for just a lame rub and a HJ for what they charge. I think she probably has just gotten to the states. I've noticed many from Colombia and Venezuela along those that aren't as attractive from Ecuador. I'm sure if she's not so bad in eyes, she'll find someone to support her financially.

That's probably exactly what will happen. She'll meet some rich older guy who will support her, marry her to get her a green card and pump some babies into her. Maybe that's why she's working there, to scout. Who knows?

I might go for Ruby next but I will wait for someone else to volunteer to see one of the new CLM girls and report on it before I share.

[Casper27]

Ok I'm holding up my end of the bargain and giving my TOFTT review of Salma.

If I had to describe her in one sentence, it would be "Latin American village answers ad for massage therapist; has no idea what she's in for".

She's young, sweet and super cute. The pictures are hers from the website, but they don't portray her accurately. She really does come across less as a Latina sexpot and more as a rural townie who found herself in the US and somehow got talked into this.

She picked the name Salma because everybody in her village called her Salma Hayek because of the resemblance. I can see why people would say that, but she looks more like Salma Hayek as Frida Kahlo. Or maybe just Frida Kahlo. She doesn't have a unibrow or mustache, but she's about two days short of it.

She doesn't have the Latin curves that most guys want. She is about 5'6", somewhat lanky and was wearing a somewhat frumpy nightgrown type of thing that wouldn't be out of place in an 1950's magazine.

She's supposedly Colombian but she looks too Indian for that. She might be Chilean or something. Not sure. She's pretty overall, and I would say late 20's age. But she gives off 0 sexual energy.

She's new. And not just new to CLM. She's new to the business. And you can tell. Everything was a little hesitant and awkward. She tried to give a backrub but was off to the side the whole time. And when she spoke she was perpetually amazed and horrified by the things guys would ask her to do, like "put her mouth on it".

Uh oh. I thought "what have I gotten myself into?

Now part of me was thinking maybe it was an act. Like maybe that's her persona, like how Suzie does her "OMG I can't believe what a **** you turned me into daddy" routine. So I was waiting for some sort of upcharge for the real show.

Nothing.

I asked what kind of extras she charges for and she was genuinely confused. She was like "you don't have to give me anything else. ".

If I wasn't sure if this was some sort of bumpkin act or not it was confirmed when I got to the flip and the HR started (thank goodness that was available at least).

She had no idea what she was doing LOL.

It wasn't terrible but there was no sensuality whatsoever. You can tell she wasn't comfortable with a cock in her hands. Bless her, she tried, but I had to help her out or I would never be able to cum. Even when I shot, she yelped a little bit like she wasn't expecting it. I had to laugh.

I'm going to make a bold prediction that she will be out of the business by this time next month. She's a super sweet girl. She's friendly, engaging a total doll. But she's in the wrong line of work.

I wouldn't repeat, but I can see a segment of guys deciding to try to make it their personal mission to train her because they find her innocence appealing. Not me, I've never liked virgins.

Also, she gave back the tip. I don't know why. It wasn't much, since it was just a HJ, but she just didn't want a tip.

Better luck next time!

Thanks for the great review. I thought to myself Yikes and this was hilarious. It would have been a complete waste of money had I gone there for just a lame rub and a HJ for what they charge. I think she probably has just gotten to the states. I've noticed many from Colombia and Venezuela along those that aren't as attractive from Ecuador. I'm sure if she's not so bad in eyes, she'll find someone to support her financially.

[NedFlander5]

I was going past Chicago and punched in a quick search on rubmaps and came up with body health center being pretty close. Tried to go to "Chicago rubs" first on the same street but the address listed everywhere online took me to a closed flower shop. Any who, got there and was surprised it was so out in the open on a street corner, back home these things are off the beaten path. Was created by a very attractive 20 some year old short little thing. Led to the room and paid 40 for the half. Didn't even try any sort of technique just rubbed and put pressure here and there. Lackluster teasing but I could tell I was going to leave relaxed. Otf she asked what I wanted and the menu was wide open. 2 for half and half, very nice effort finally and left completely satisfied. I will not that once she put her hair up she did seem to be about 10 years or so older than I thought, I mean still in the 30's, but that's just a side note. All and all worth it, I'd go back. Also they had no ac and it was an oven in there. They also do table showers which I see some people ask about. I did call the number for "Chicago rubs" and the woman did text me asking if I was interested to which I said I left, so somewhere that place exists still. Anyways, I'm from out of town and didn't find anything on this place when I searched you guys' board here so I thought I'd throw it out there. Don't know the etiquette you guys use on the board so sorry if I didn't follow it. Be safe boys.

Also a couple years back I visited Logan Tantrics, anyone know if that place is still open and around? Pm me.

[Jinurso]

Just saw the pictures of Salma and will be eagerly awaiting for reviews. I've never paid CLM a visit and I'd like to try the jacuzzi option.

Ok I'm holding up my end of the bargain and giving my TOFTT review of Salma.

If I had to describe her in one sentence, it would be "Latin American village answers ad for massage therapist; has no idea what she's in for".

She's young, sweet and super cute. The pictures are hers from the website, but they don't portray her accurately. She really does come across less as a Latina sexpot and more as a rural townie who found herself in the US and somehow got talked into this.

She picked the name Salma because everybody in her village called her Salma Hayek because of the resemblance. I can see why people would say that, but she looks more like Salma Hayek as Frida Kahlo. Or maybe just Frida Kahlo. She doesn't have a unibrow or mustache, but she's about two days short of it.

She doesn't have the Latin curves that most guys want. She is about 5'6", somewhat lanky and was wearing a somewhat frumpy nightgrown type of thing that wouldn't be out of place in an 1950's magazine.

She's supposedly Colombian but she looks too Indian for that. She might be Chilean or something. Not sure. She's pretty overall, and I would say late 20's age. But she gives off 0 sexual energy.

She's new. And not just new to CLM. She's new to the business. And you can tell. Everything was a little hesitant and awkward. She tried to give a backrub but was off to the side the whole time. And when she spoke she was perpetually amazed and horrified by the things guys would ask her to do, like "put her mouth on it".

Uh oh. I thought "what have I gotten myself into?

Now part of me was thinking maybe it was an act. Like maybe that's her persona, like how Suzie does her "OMG I can't believe what a **** you turned me into daddy" routine. So I was waiting for some sort of upcharge for the real show.

Nothing.

I asked what kind of extras she charges for and she was genuinely confused. She was like "you don't have to give me anything else. ".

If I wasn't sure if this was some sort of bumpkin act or not it was confirmed when I got to the flip and the HR started (thank goodness that was available at least).

She had no idea what she was doing LOL.

It wasn't terrible but there was no sensuality whatsoever. You can tell she wasn't comfortable with a cock in her hands. Bless her, she tried, but I had to help her out or I would never be able to cum. Even when I shot, she yelped a little bit like she wasn't expecting it. I had to laugh.

I'm going to make a bold prediction that she will be out of the business by this time next month. She's a super sweet girl. She's friendly, engaging a total doll. But she's in the wrong line of work.

I wouldn't repeat, but I can see a segment of guys deciding to try to make it their personal mission to train her because they find her innocence appealing. Not me, I've never liked virgins.

Also, she gave back the tip. I don't know why. It wasn't much, since it was just a HJ, but she just didn't want a tip.

Better luck next time!

[SterlingPNess]

Did you happen to get a name on this one? Generally try to stay away from this place as the talent is usually lacking. Also, how did she look?

Just paid a visit to a place I hadn't been in a while, On Grand Ave. I called and they weren't busy. 50 for the half hour plus 10 for the table shower. I was expecting at least a mediocre massage but it was more of a rub down, no pressure at all. Rubbed between the legs before the flip. I went with 100 thinking I'd only get an all nude CBJ. But it went from BBBJ to licking my balls and then the brown eye. Which is something I've only read with happening at the Asian apts. Overall a good time and more may be on the table. I could have probably tried 80 but it's been a while since I've done the AMPs.

[Casper27]

Just paid a visit to a place I hadn't been in a while, On Grand Ave. I called and they weren't busy. 50 for the half hour plus 10 for the table shower. I was expecting at least a mediocre massage but it was more of a rub down, no pressure at all. Rubbed between the legs before the flip. I went with 100 thinking I'd only get an all nude CBJ. But it went from BBBJ to licking my balls and then the brown eye. Which is something I've only read with happening at the Asian apts. Overall a good time and more may be on the table. I could have probably tried 80 but it's been a while since I've done the AMPs.

[TJGeek]

$300 for a half hour? Including the entrance fee, or in addition to the entrance fee? Was there any GFE involved and was a BBBJ an option?

My best recollection is that it was a total of 300 for the HHR. Not sure what GFE really is but I think we were kissing. Another post said BBBJ is an option.

[ChitwnGuy10]

I saw CLM Laura over a year ago. She matches the pictures. Tall & thin Eastern Euro with cute face. Massage, CBJ, DATY, 69, then CFS for 300 HHR session with a good attitude. Would see again.

I saw Laura and she offered a BBBJ for 50 upcharge.

[Moejoo]

$300 for a half hour? Including the entrance fee, or in addition to the entrance fee? Was there any GFE involved and was a BBBJ an option?

I don't remember all the specifics but Laura upcharge was very reasonable I returned for 2 nds and 3 rds and would go back in a pinch. After a couple of visits it felt a bit routine but she has a good personality and attitude and the pics match her figure but not sure if they are her.