Escort Reports

[OneSwiss]

I am about ready to hangup my monger antlers for a while. This past month I have had no luck with finding an attractive provider or one that gives good service. Either they don't answer or their prices are sky high for what they look like or deliver. I saw this one yesterday and man do I regret it. Pictures do not represent what I saw in person. She is much bigger. Along with that she is very boring and has a poor attitude. I walked in and almost left. However since no other provider responded after hours of texting and hunting I stayed anyway. All she said was lay the money down, strip and lay on the bed. She said she would start off with a BBBJ and then you have a choice of 2 positions, Mish or doggie. Her mouth was extremely dry and would only stay on it for more than a few seconds, claims to have copd. Tried feeling her pussy and it was dry too. I rubbed some lube on her pussy so I could hump it to try and get it up and she would not raise her legs. Claims to have had knee surgery. All she would do is lay there and watch TV, no emotion, conversation or wanting to help me in any way. Finally, I just gave up and decided to go hit a bar somewhere.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/60395806/

If she is bigger than she looks in the pictures she is morbidly obese.

[RdyToPlay59]

I am about ready to hangup my monger antlers for a while. This past month I have had no luck with finding an attractive provider or one that gives good service. Either they don't answer or their prices are sky high for what they look like or deliver. I saw this one yesterday and man do I regret it. Pictures do not represent what I saw in person. She is much bigger. Along with that she is very boring and has a poor attitude. I walked in and almost left. However since no other provider responded after hours of texting and hunting I stayed anyway. All she said was lay the money down, strip and lay on the bed. She said she would start off with a BBBJ and then you have a choice of 2 positions, Mish or doggie. Her mouth was extremely dry and would only stay on it for more than a few seconds, claims to have copd. Tried feeling her pussy and it was dry too. I rubbed some lube on her pussy so I could hump it to try and get it up and she would not raise her legs. Claims to have had knee surgery. All she would do is lay there and watch TV, no emotion, conversation or wanting to help me in any way. Finally, I just gave up and decided to go hit a bar somewhere.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/60395806/

[Mcdky]

She great, beautiful in person and has been clean and well dressed all the times I've seen her. Thick not fat, great skills.

Wow. Is the age correct on that ad? She doesn't look a day over 30 in the pics.

[Norsem]

Hey mongers,

Have you ever tried to get in touch with women and they have a post saying" Please don't waste my time, and I won't waste yours. Only for you to setup a date with them. They will tell you they will be there or ready in what ever time you all agreed upon. Just to have them not show or give you some lame ass excuse. But then they still want all their money if you do decide to deal with the bull shit.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2702386451

Basically this one setup and appointment with me kept telling me she coming for hours but never showed. WTF mongers. How do all these girls who are doing bad business keep getting mofo to pay them?

Thanks for the intel. A pretty good portion of these girls are unfortunately a lot of effort. Goes with the territory I guess. The ones who got this shit locked down and don't let it get them down can make a real good living. And all it really takes is a professional attitude.

[DarkMatrix23]

What her body like? Thick or bbw?

Thick. Not as in bbw. Thick in the best way.

[Benz2050]

Anyone has any intel on this: https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...l-you/33975052.

Take care, why'all.

[MikePronin]

Hey mongers,

Have you ever tried to get in touch with women and they have a post saying" Please don't waste my time, and I won't waste yours. Only for you to setup a date with them. They will tell you they will be there or ready in what ever time you all agreed upon. Just to have them not show or give you some lame ass excuse. But then they still want all their money if you do decide to deal with the bull shit.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2702386451

Basically this one setup and appointment with me kept telling me she coming for hours but never showed. WTF mongers. How do all these girls who are doing bad business keep getting mofo to pay them?

[Member #6042]

What her body like? Thick or bbw?

[BDinkie]

What's up my fellow mongers. I don't typically leave reviews anymore because I've been out of the game for a while, personal reasons. Today I reached out to a few providers, well a lot actually. My 1st choice was Candi who I've seen in the past but seems like it's hours before she gets back to you. 2nd was Arielle and all I got was crickets and talking to myself. So, after striking out with a few I gave Bree a text. She got back with me almost instantly and was available now. I've see her ads before and I'm glad I gave her a shot.

Set up super easy. After deciding to go with hh, she sent me the address. When I got there she met me at the door to her safe apartment, no bs, no surprises. Now if you don't like thick women, she isn't for you. She's not fat but perfectly thick. We head to the bedroom and have a chat which puts me at ease. I don't want to walk in and be told. Strip, lay on the bed. I want to feel like you give a shit. Bree accomplished that right at the beginning. We started with BBBJ that turned into 69. My god this lady has skill and tasted amazing. Zero odor, fantastically groomed and she really gets into it. We moved into k9 and Bree will throw it back on you. Then into mish where she came, BTW she's a squirter. I finally couldn't take it anymore so off came the cover and she finished BBBJCIM with spit. We chatted a bit more and I left. Guys, do yourself a favor and see her. I will most definitely repeat. Damage $. 20.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/60368691/

I have to agree with this post. I saw Bree about two weeks ago. Will probably see her in the next couple of days. She is EXTREMELY skilled when giving head. I almost got off early, had to make her stop. Worth the trip just for the BBBJ.

[Jsmw1980]

So, heard from someone that Andrea has HIV. Has anyone heard or can confirm that?

About a year ago or so there was an ad that someone posted on listcrawler closing she had it. I just assumed it was someone that had a beef with her. Idk. If you have specifics, you can PM me.

[CleanFun1960]

Haven't seen her, but I read a post here a long time ago that said, "Never tryst a hooker with duck lips". Every time I see one of these I remember that and typically pass.

Anyone seen ClassyAshley from Eros? Recommend?

https://www.eros.com/kentucky/louisv...2141.htm?cat=1

[DarkMatrix23]

What's up my fellow mongers. I don't typically leave reviews anymore because I've been out of the game for a while, personal reasons. Today I reached out to a few providers, well a lot actually. My 1st choice was Candi who I've seen in the past but seems like it's hours before she gets back to you. 2nd was Arielle and all I got was crickets and talking to myself. So, after striking out with a few I gave Bree a text. She got back with me almost instantly and was available now. I've see her ads before and I'm glad I gave her a shot.

Set up super easy. After deciding to go with hh, she sent me the address. When I got there she met me at the door to her safe apartment, no bs, no surprises. Now if you don't like thick women, she isn't for you. She's not fat but perfectly thick. We head to the bedroom and have a chat which puts me at ease. I don't want to walk in and be told. Strip, lay on the bed. I want to feel like you give a shit. Bree accomplished that right at the beginning. We started with BBBJ that turned into 69. My god this lady has skill and tasted amazing. Zero odor, fantastically groomed and she really gets into it. We moved into k9 and Bree will throw it back on you. Then into mish where she came, BTW she's a squirter. I finally couldn't take it anymore so off came the cover and she finished BBBJCIM with spit. We chatted a bit more and I left. Guys, do yourself a favor and see her. I will most definitely repeat. Damage $. 20.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/60368691/

[BlueMonday]

Is this the Harmony you are referencing? https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5029005750 BG.

Yep that's her.

[Member #6042]

Anyone seen ClassyAshley from Eros? Recommend?

https://www.eros.com/kentucky/louisv...2141.htm?cat=1

[Jsmw1980]

This girl was talked about a few weeks back. Finally got to meet her this morning. Went back and forth texting for a bit. She is very paranoid about LEO. I answered that same question probably no less than 15 times and even after I got to her place. Apartment in highlands area. Easy access. Arrived and she let me in. Pics are spot on and damn if you like huge and I mean huge knickers, then check her out. So I walk in and of course they're hanging out. She asks again if I was LEO. I immediately grabbed those boobs. She was like ok. Are you sure. I put her hand on my dick through my pants. Then unzipped and pulled it out. And she's like ok I think I can trust. So we get started on the couch. I hate couch sex. Just like more room. She allows all the roaming you want and even talked her into daty. Tasted very nice. Her boobs are the only oversized thing she has. Every thing else is normal so she's not fat. Only draw back was CBJ. I hate those. She's good at it but still. She managed to seep throat and lick my balls at the same time. Never had anyone that could do that. Says she's had no gag reflexes. Pounded her in mish so I could see those huge jugs bounce. Hh for 150. Worth it? For a good one time experience with those titties for sure. I would repeat if it was BBBJ and a bed.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/60364989/