Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Havana was closed yesterday due to plumbing issues.

(according IG) and now IG account got shutdown.

Yeah, we can't get our pipes cleaned there anymore. Definitely a plumbing issue.

Very curious. I doubt that law enforcement shut them down. Downey has 5 or 6 AMPs that have been in business there for 25-30 years. I don't live in Downey anymore, but I did for 22 years. One day I went on a ride along with a Downey PD officer and he actually pointed out all 6 MPs to me and told me they know exactly what goes on in there, but as long as there aren't complaints from the community they pretty much just leave them alone. What happens in there is contained and relatively harmless. They'd rather have it contained in there than in a cheap motel room where there's probably drugs and other stuff going on along with the mongering.

If I were to guess, Havana was offering other things like waxing. That is regulated by the state Barber / Cosmo board. It's entirely possible they got a surprise inspection and shut down because they didn't meet state board standards. I have to deal with those inspections from time to time.

Hopefully it's a temporary thing and not a permanent closure. We will see.

EDIT: Seems that they're open. I texted them and they replied back with pictures of today's providers. I'm not intending to go up there today but they are seemingly alive and well. Don't know what to say about their IG.

[OCRanger]

Havana was closed yesterday due to plumbing issues.

(according IG) and now IG account got shutdown.

[Mr Houdini]

Made a quick stop by at lunch today. It is on Orangethorpe just east of Valley View in a small strip mall with a Subway. Definitely can't recommend. Typical AMP setup, . 4/ hhr. Place smelled like week old Asian food and it was noisy with all the workers talking loudly in Vietnamese. All the providers are Viet and seem to be in their 40's and 50's. I got a provider (didn't get her name, wasn't interested) probably 50 ish with a big protruding belly. Probably, no not probably, actually was the least attractive provider I've ever had, and I do mean ever. Did a halfway decent back rub with the normal teasing. On the flip she said "you can have my pussy if you want. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. I just wanted her to finish quickly so I could get the hell out of there. Saw some of the other providers both on the way in and on the way out and they were also older and anywhere from meh to fugly.

Stopped by here too, sometime earlier in March. Didn't get massaged since I saw a similar provider to the one you just described. Only this time, she and her coworker apparently got done with some cupping treatment, as she had big circular red boils on her shoulders and one on her arm. Saw that and thought no way, so I just gave her the excuse of just checking prices and maybe some other time, so I could escape.

If I actually get stuck into getting massaged by a provider like the one you got, I would actually just skip the HJ. I would just say not today and just save my cash to cut my losses, like one other guy said.

[YellowFinTuna]

Made a quick stop by at lunch today. It is on Orangethorpe just east of Valley View in a small strip mall with a Subway. Definitely can't recommend. Typical AMP setup, . 4/ hhr. Place smelled like week old Asian food and it was noisy with all the workers talking loudly in Vietnamese. All the providers are Viet and seem to be in their 40's and 50's. I got a provider (didn't get her name, wasn't interested) probably 50 ish with a big protruding belly. Probably, no not probably, actually was the least attractive provider I've ever had, and I do mean ever. Did a halfway decent back rub with the normal teasing. On the flip she said "you can have my pussy if you want. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. I just wanted her to finish quickly so I could get the hell out of there. Saw some of the other providers both on the way in and on the way out and they were also older and anywhere from meh to fugly.

Thanks for TOFTT Grimmy! I was almost going to head over there tomorrow so you saved me. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. " OMG!

[RogerOver]

Made a quick stop by at lunch today. It is on Orangethorpe just east of Valley View in a small strip mall with a Subway. Definitely can't recommend. Typical AMP setup, . 4/ hhr. Place smelled like week old Asian food and it was noisy with all the workers talking loudly in Vietnamese. All the providers are Viet and seem to be in their 40's and 50's. I got a provider (didn't get her name, wasn't interested) probably 50 ish with a big protruding belly. Probably, no not probably, actually was the least attractive provider I've ever had, and I do mean ever. Did a halfway decent back rub with the normal teasing. On the flip she said "you can have my pussy if you want. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. I just wanted her to finish quickly so I could get the hell out of there. Saw some of the other providers both on the way in and on the way out and they were also older and anywhere from meh to fugly.

Whenever I've been in a situation like that, I force the handjob. If they ask if I want the pussy I just say, "not today" or "next time. " Then I get the fuck out and never go back.

[Spud666]

Made a quick stop by at lunch today. It is on Orangethorpe just east of Valley View in a small strip mall with a Subway. Definitely can't recommend. Typical AMP setup, . 4/ hhr. Place smelled like week old Asian food and it was noisy with all the workers talking loudly in Vietnamese. All the providers are Viet and seem to be in their 40's and 50's. I got a provider (didn't get her name, wasn't interested) probably 50 ish with a big protruding belly. Probably, no not probably, actually was the least attractive provider I've ever had, and I do mean ever. Did a halfway decent back rub with the normal teasing. On the flip she said "you can have my pussy if you want. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. I just wanted her to finish quickly so I could get the hell out of there. Saw some of the other providers both on the way in and on the way out and they were also older and anywhere from meh to fugly.

OMG! This made report made me laugh!

[Grimmy23]

Made a quick stop by at lunch today. It is on Orangethorpe just east of Valley View in a small strip mall with a Subway. Definitely can't recommend. Typical AMP setup, . 4/ hhr. Place smelled like week old Asian food and it was noisy with all the workers talking loudly in Vietnamese. All the providers are Viet and seem to be in their 40's and 50's. I got a provider (didn't get her name, wasn't interested) probably 50 ish with a big protruding belly. Probably, no not probably, actually was the least attractive provider I've ever had, and I do mean ever. Did a halfway decent back rub with the normal teasing. On the flip she said "you can have my pussy if you want. " I literally had to lift her belly up to even find it. Ewww. I just wanted her to finish quickly so I could get the hell out of there. Saw some of the other providers both on the way in and on the way out and they were also older and anywhere from meh to fugly.

[DrPornDawger]

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She advertises on multiple sites. Always lists an address "9400 Darnell" in Bellflower, but that's suspect because it's a residential street and the address doesn't seem to exist. Looking on Google street view, the corner house is 9404. I texted her last Friday and she responded back saying $80/ hr. I tried to book an appointment for that day but she said sorry I'm booked up. Not sure what to make of this one or if she's worth a TOFTT.

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[Grimmy23]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/201282

She advertises on multiple sites. Always lists an address "9400 Darnell" in Bellflower, but that's suspect because it's a residential street and the address doesn't seem to exist. Looking on Google street view, the corner house is 9404. I texted her last Friday and she responded back saying $80/ hr. I tried to book an appointment for that day but she said sorry I'm booked up. Not sure what to make of this one or if she's worth a TOFTT.

[BuddhaHead]

Hi do they require masks? Did she have a mask on whole time? Thanks.

How does one give a CBJ with a mask?

[MrmikeUcla]

Hi do they require masks? Did she have a mask on whole time? Thanks.

New to the forum, but have lurked for a while and have seen many providers. Just recently I went to Urban Treatment Center in Whittier. Mamasan opens door as soon as I start walking up. Asks if I been before to which I say no. She tells me 50 for half hour. I pay then get sent to my room. I wait on my stomach for what feels like 5 minutes and finally this girl walks in. This girl looked hot. Wearing a tight black dress. She looked like she was middle eastern. I found out before I left she was Puerto Rican.

She starts by grazing my back with her nails. I felt nervous and so did she. It was like her 2nd day. She asks what I want and I say everything. She covers me up and starts with a CBJ. Gets me rock hard and ready. She then gets on top and I go at it. What seems like 15 minutes later mamasan comes by and says something. Apparently my time is up. What a bummer. I didn't even get to bust! I'd maybe go back, but the time being cut short bothered me. Total spent $150.

[Santooki]

Any particular recommendations for true nuru? I think outside of skin and body in torrance, and maybe aria if she's still around. Not seen too often, so def open to suggestions.

While I agree with you in a sense, I think my original message may have been taken out of context. I initially said if you want a real nuru massage then don't go to Havana. If your main goal is to get jerked off by a hot chick with little body to body action then book an appointment at Havana ASAP. I have nothing against paying the $145 as I've gone many many times, but I know beforehand I'm probably going to leave disappointed. The same generally goes for the honey affiliate spas. Think what you want about me, but a lot of these girls aren't worth that $100 tip. The fact that a lot asks for the tip first kinda proves that. If guys tipped fairly based off of the real service provided these girls would be making a heck of a lot less.

I'm also not someone that needs to have a lot of extras to feel like I had a good time. I wouldn't be surprised if some of you are getting better service with a particular girl then someone else might get and vice versa. By saying I'd book with someone else who is less attractive I meant in the sense of Gabby. If Gabby is going to give me a BBBJ for the same 100 tip or slightly more, then I'd book her over a better looking girl that just gives the HJ.

[Grimmy23]

While I agree with you in a sense, I think my original message may have been taken out of context. I initially said if you want a real nuru massage then don't go to Havana. If your main goal is to get jerked off by a hot chick with little body to body action then book an appointment at Havana ASAP. I have nothing against paying the $145 as I've gone many many times, but I know beforehand I'm probably going to leave disappointed. The same generally goes for the honey affiliate spas. Think what you want about me, but a lot of these girls aren't worth that $100 tip. The fact that a lot asks for the tip first kinda proves that. If guys tipped fairly based off of the real service provided these girls would be making a heck of a lot less.

I'm also not someone that needs to have a lot of extras to feel like I had a good time. I wouldn't be surprised if some of you are getting better service with a particular girl then someone else might get and vice versa. By saying I'd book with someone else who is less attractive I meant in the sense of Gabby. If Gabby is going to give me a BBBJ for the same 100 tip or slightly more, then I'd book her over a better looking girl that just gives the HJ.

Yep, I totally get what you're saying and we're more or less on the same page. I think we're both trying to say, in slightly different words, that it's more about the overall experience we want than the girl or the actual services. I've had some really bad BJs from some really hot girls. I've had some mind blowing BJs and even FS some really ugly girls. I've had FS with a couple hot chicks that just laid there and clearly weren't into it. Hell, go see Zelda. She's in her 50's, not really attractive, and doesn't take any clothes off, but she will give you the most mind blowing orgasm you've ever had and it's a good experience for the money. Gabby at Havana is decent looking. Not the best there, far from it, but if she gave BBBJ for the same tip as Melanie then hell yeah I'd be booking with her. Except I'd still want to see Melanie once in a while just for her hotness, and I've never had a bad HJ from her. She always makes me blow pretty hard. So yeah, it's just not about how much you pay and what exactly you get. It's about what you want today and how much you're willing to pay for it today.

[Wireless91910]

Not bragging, but I only fly First Class and It's such a huge difference.

Frankly, I've had edging handjobs that rival any BBBJ or even FS. For me it's much more about the experience than whether I got balls deep in a pussy or not. Reminds me of people that sit in the back of the plane and say, "I wouldn't pay for first class. " Ask them if they've ever been in 1st class. Most of them would if they had the disposable income and had an idea of what it's like.

Everyone's different though. Some people just want to fuck and get off. I've never done quick visits or any of that.

[MongerMan37]

I'll use my steak analogy. I want a steak dinner so I go to Ruth's Chris and pay $75. But why in the hell would I do that when I can get a perfectly good steak dinner at Outback for $30? Or one with an all you can eat salad and dessert bar at Golden Corral for $25? Simple answer, they're not the same. Not even close. Sometimes I want that prime piece of beef, and I'll pay top dollar for it even though on the surface I'm paying more for less stuff. But I also can't eat like that all the time. There are times when I want steak and can't afford Ruth's Chris, and the other options satisfy my desire for steak. Or sometimes I only have $10 in my wallet so I just grab In-and-Out.

Likewise, I can go to whatever AMP I'm closest to (because they're all pretty much the same freaking thing) and get FS for $1. 6. But 90% of the time it's going to be from a meh looking provider who's probably older than I'd like, and it's going to be meh service. But hey, it's FS and it satisfies my need for sex at that moment. I've pounded the crap out of more than my fair share of meh looking providers who mostly just laid there like a dead fish, but hey, it's sex so I can't knock it. Once in a while you do get a nice surprise and find a provider that knocks your socks off. That's the other 10%. And there's a little bit of thrill of the chase there for me. Will this be the day I get one of those young hotties?

Havana. Not that they're a top shelf place, but they do have some top shelf girls there. Melanie is one of several that are model quality in terms of looks. Even the worst ones there are pretty decent looking, and every provider I've had there has had nice personalities. Yeah, it doesn't come with any extras and it's pricey, like that prime cut of beef at Ruth's Chris. I won't go there every time for that reason, but there's times when I want that full unrushed hour with a model quality naked girl even though I know I'm going to overpay and all I'm going to get is a HJ.

While I agree with you in a sense, I think my original message may have been taken out of context. I initially said if you want a real nuru massage then don't go to Havana. If your main goal is to get jerked off by a hot chick with little body to body action then book an appointment at Havana ASAP. I have nothing against paying the $145 as I've gone many many times, but I know beforehand I'm probably going to leave disappointed. The same generally goes for the honey affiliate spas. Think what you want about me, but a lot of these girls aren't worth that $100 tip. The fact that a lot asks for the tip first kinda proves that. If guys tipped fairly based off of the real service provided these girls would be making a heck of a lot less.

I'm also not someone that needs to have a lot of extras to feel like I had a good time. I wouldn't be surprised if some of you are getting better service with a particular girl then someone else might get and vice versa. By saying I'd book with someone else who is less attractive I meant in the sense of Gabby. If Gabby is going to give me a BBBJ for the same 100 tip or slightly more, then I'd book her over a better looking girl that just gives the HJ.