Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Do not go there.

I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.

She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.

Surprisingly, food delivery.

She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.

35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.

Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).

Probably owner.

Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.

I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.

No erotic.

Mechanical and painful.

[DrPepper2976]

I second this.

The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.

Can you PM me the address for those? I tried google and kept getting dentist offices.

[Waking521]

I second this.

The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

[Dave Dewers]

Tina at TPro on Chicago Ave is very good at walk on the back.

Finally got to the city to visit Tina, and she's off. Got Cindy. 55 for the 1/2, 65 for the hour. Went with the hour and she obliged my double tap request. Decent back walk, but a little clumsy. UTC roaming. Left her. 6 and very relaxed. Another question tho. Any girls with "puffy" nipples?

Dave.

[GMan25]

I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

[DrPepper2976]

I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?

[RickSomething]

Stopped by East Rhythm on Ashland the other day. Never been and thought I'd give it a try.

Late 20's girl was at the front desk. Skinny, tiny tits, bad English said her name was Amy. Another girl, maybe late 30's, fairly decent looking with a decent rack and great English was there and I asked for her but she said she had another appt scheduled (which I later found out was bullshit).

I needed an actual massage and just said fuck it and went with Amy the skinny younger girl.

She had zero massage training. Just continually lightly rubbed her hands up and down. Not one single legitimate massage technique to be had. No teasing either. On the flip she asked what I wanted but her English was so bad it was nearly impossible to figure out what options where available. Finally gave up and settled on L1 for $40. L1 was reasonably good until the very end when she stops at the first indication that jizz might be on its way.

Paid for an hour, she shorted me 20 minutes. It was clear she was new and very inexperienced at the AMP game.

Great report! Simple and to the point, with color when needed. Thanks!

[Pau Ford]

Stopped by East Rhythm on Ashland the other day. Never been and thought I'd give it a try.

Late 20's girl was at the front desk. Skinny, tiny tits, bad English said her name was Amy. Another girl, maybe late 30's, fairly decent looking with a decent rack and great English was there and I asked for her but she said she had another appt scheduled (which I later found out was bullshit).

I needed an actual massage and just said fuck it and went with Amy the skinny younger girl.

She had zero massage training. Just continually lightly rubbed her hands up and down. Not one single legitimate massage technique to be had. No teasing either. On the flip she asked what I wanted but her English was so bad it was nearly impossible to figure out what options where available. Finally gave up and settled on L1 for $40. L1 was reasonably good until the very end when she stops at the first indication that jizz might be on its way.

Paid for an hour, she shorted me 20 minutes. It was clear she was new and very inexperienced at the AMP game.

[JustAMonger]

I don't like being contrarian, but I've also tried her and didn't have a very good time.

She wasn't very friendly and I couldn't get her to warm up to me, which is almost never a problem with other ones. The massage itself is pretty different, has a weird style. No training you can tell, but an interesting style if you don't mind that she doesn't get deep and get out any knots.

She's topless during, but she stays very far out of reach, and out of sight, so you don't really see or touch anything.

The HE part, she tries very hard on that, to her credit. However, she applies way too much pressure. Jackhammer city. Balls crushed repeatedly. It was mostly painful. She does not take direction well, or at all. Partially because unusually loud music plays during, making communication impossible. And she doesn't pick up on the physical hints, like writhing in pain. Or easing up when going harder makes one lose their chub.

There was no Turkish bath. No shower together action. Go shower by yourself. Shower itself is quite nice, with warmed towels.

Not worth 150 in my opinion, I regretted not going to an Asian spa.

As with most things, YMMV. In my case, I got really low mileage.

Mister Loudmonger, I agree with you but that doesn't sound like it was worth $150. Well I don't know if you've been back in Kenosha but the scene improved radically.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Saw her once. Yes, that motel scene looks sketchy as hell, but the room itself is clean. I just think she made a deal with the crappy motel's owner for a cheap-ass rate and no questions asked.

Great attitude, talks a lot, very short MILF, avg looks, does a fun shower together thing, massage and finish both decent but not amazing. If you're into MILFs or lower-priced massages, go for it.

I don't like being contrarian, but I've also tried her and didn't have a very good time.

She wasn't very friendly and I couldn't get her to warm up to me, which is almost never a problem with other ones. The massage itself is pretty different, has a weird style. No training you can tell, but an interesting style if you don't mind that she doesn't get deep and get out any knots.

She's topless during, but she stays very far out of reach, and out of sight, so you don't really see or touch anything.

The HE part, she tries very hard on that, to her credit. However, she applies way too much pressure. Jackhammer city. Balls crushed repeatedly. It was mostly painful. She does not take direction well, or at all. Partially because unusually loud music plays during, making communication impossible. And she doesn't pick up on the physical hints, like writhing in pain. Or easing up when going harder makes one lose their chub.

There was no Turkish bath. No shower together action. Go shower by yourself. Shower itself is quite nice, with warmed towels.

Not worth 150 in my opinion, I regretted not going to an Asian spa.

As with most things, YMMV. In my case, I got really low mileage.

[Gopher88]

After a few visits and a couple bucks more, you will get FS.

Abouts on south side I'm in brookfield thank rick.

[Gopher88]

I'm talking about massage places.

Chinese spa where this at?

[MikeHorse]

Longtime lurker, first time poster. I visited Healthy Dragon a few Sundays ago and was greeted by a lovely young lady (can't remember name. Sorry! She says she only works weekends). I undressed and got on the table and she came in and started with a really good massage. She started focusing on my butt and reaching under to massage the boys, and once she saw that's what I was into, she stayed focused on them. She asked if I wanted to flip, but it felt so good I asked her to do that longer. On the flip she worked her way up my legs, oiled things up and gave a very nice L1, allowing some OTC touching. Hoping repeat visits may open the menu up a bit more. Typical hassle of things getting interrupted when she had to answer the door but overall pretty great.

[Moejoo]

Any place that offers hot tubs or jacuzzis?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122334 if link doesn't work search for buck town on Rub Ratings. Nice tub but you need to reserve it in advance and ask them to start filling it before you arrive.

[Ron M]

I'm talking about massage places.

Oh. Sorry. My mistake.