Massage Parlor Reports

[SyntorX]

Late report, but better late than never.

First let me substantiate my opinion on my assessments. I am the type that looks forward to the massage! The extras are second for me.

RL. Found myself in the area a few weeks ago and decided to give a try based on all the reviews and some insight from SyntorX. Called ahead and requested Monica and was given the green light for the time I requested.

Location. Being this was my first trip to RL and not having frequented the area, I got turned around a couple times. There is only one entrance to the center it is located and if you miss it you have to go past, make a uturn, go past it again and make another you-turn to get in the center. It is also right next to a very busy take out place, and the evening I went there were a fair amount of cars lined up waiting to get their food.

Inside. I was pleasantly surprised with cleanliness all around. When shown to the room fresh folded linens from a shelf were placed on the table in front of me to show they were clean and fresh. They have a system of shuffling customers in and out so you never see another customer when you are in the halls. So they are very attentive to cleanliness and privacy.

Massage. I would rate Monica about a 7 out of 10 on the massage skills, TS left was very thorough and her massage was solid. BUT. The Tables do Not have face holes. I have vertebrae neck issues and having to lay in that position switching from left to right was not very comfortable. So that, and only that may deter me from a revisit.

Service. Being that I was a first timer there, I would say the service was a 10, no questions on prices, no haggling on tips and we both left happy.

All in all if it were not for the tables I would make this a regular go to spot.

Marlboro #12 - TOFTT.

Had to try it because its on my path. And though I have never tried #9 which is still there, past reviews on 9 were always iffy, I did however frequent HS during its short time in the same center, so I figured I would give it a go.

Let me first say I will not be returning. I paid for one hour and was out in 40 minutes. The unit itself looks like it is under construction, there are two rooms (maybe three), the room I was in the table was literally against the wall you could not even hold your elbows out. Anna was the provider, I think she is the same one from HS when they were open, she is attractive, probably early late 30's early 40's. The massage was if she was on speed, going from one spot to another with no routine what so ever at a hundred miles an hour, Very rushed. After about 25 min flipped ST and asked how much I was going to tip. She immediately complained and said "Standard is $. 8" I held firm and she took what I offered, but insisted it up front. And then she complained the whole time, CBJ "I do long time (less than 2 minutes) you ready?" Rolled on back, complained because I wasn't done in 2 minutes. I finally threw in the towel said fuck it (before finishing) stopped and started getting dressed. She got dressed and started cleaning up the room. She literally threw a new towel over the sheets on the table, straightened it out and walked out of the room. I didn't even tie my shoes before leaving. Definitely not going to repeat.

If anyone has Positive info on #9 let me know, not opposed to trying but definitely don't want a repeat of #12.

Stay safe!

Glad you had a good time at RL. Like you, I wish they had the face hole in the massage tables. I also have a problem with my neck, degenerative disc disease in the neck. I normally do not have a problem with the tables with no face hole. When it does give me a problem, I move the pillow over and place half my face on it. I occasionally move the pillow from side to side. It lets me get close to face down like a hole. I find that is normally enough the calm the neck down.

Julie gave me a great neck massage when I mentioned it was bothering me one time. She remembers and always spends some time on my neck. I am sure you know you have to be careful who massages your neck. Some ladies make it worse, but my neck always feels better after Julie takes care of it.

[FunShip75]

I went back about 15 pages looking for a detailed review on Seven but couldn't find. Maybe someone can help me out. I stopped by VIP, they were booked so I said I will come back but mamasan said no she could squeeze me in for a 30 min session. I got Seven this time. Seven comes in and grabs my hand and says lets go shower. She washes my back then when I flip she says wow so I was like what so she grabs jr and says wow. I'm thinking I can't be the biggest she's seen but ok the whole time she's washing me she says wow 10 to 15 times and even said twice she can't wait to have fun with him. Finish the shower and back to the room she tells me to lay down and says you're getting everything and leaves didn't ask what I wanted. Comes back undresses does her thing to get me going climbs on top starts slowly riding me then grinds on me for about 5 minutes then grabs me and says I want you on top. I get on top she wraps her legs around me and arms even dug her nails in a little. I bust but she won't let go she said no I want more. Then she said I love it. She then says next I need to stay an hr because she wants more time with jr and she wants to take her time with him and enjoy him more. She goes to get a hot towel comes back cleans me up kisses jr saying I love it I want more. I guess her appt was there because she hugs me and says please please come back. Mamasan comes in to lead me out tells me to call for appt next time next thing I know I'm getting a hug from behind and kisses on the cheek from Seven and she's still saying please come back. Is this typical Seven? I've been in the hobby over 20 yrs and all levels I know street walkers and backpage escorts try and build your ego up to hustle you but I've never encountered that at an AMP so I'm just trying to figure out WTF.

I say that is typical Seven. If you are friendly and she likes you, she goes above and beyond to win you as a repeat customer. Not just the first visit either. If you see her again, she's great at remembering people and making sure you have a great time every visit.

[OhuateOneToo69]

Late report, but better late than never.

First let me substantiate my opinion on my assessments. I am the type that looks forward to the massage! The extras are second for me.

RL. Found myself in the area a few weeks ago and decided to give a try based on all the reviews and some insight from SyntorX. Called ahead and requested Monica and was given the green light for the time I requested.

Location. Being this was my first trip to RL and not having frequented the area, I got turned around a couple times. There is only one entrance to the center it is located and if you miss it you have to go past, make a uturn, go past it again and make another you-turn to get in the center. It is also right next to a very busy take out place, and the evening I went there were a fair amount of cars lined up waiting to get their food.

Inside. I was pleasantly surprised with cleanliness all around. When shown to the room fresh folded linens from a shelf were placed on the table in front of me to show they were clean and fresh. They have a system of shuffling customers in and out so you never see another customer when you are in the halls. So they are very attentive to cleanliness and privacy.

Massage. I would rate Monica about a 7 out of 10 on the massage skills, TS left was very thorough and her massage was solid. BUT. The Tables do Not have face holes. I have vertebrae neck issues and having to lay in that position switching from left to right was not very comfortable. So that, and only that may deter me from a revisit.

Service. Being that I was a first timer there, I would say the service was a 10, no questions on prices, no haggling on tips and we both left happy.

All in all if it were not for the tables I would make this a regular go to spot.

Marlboro #12 - TOFTT.

Had to try it because its on my path. And though I have never tried #9 which is still there, past reviews on 9 were always iffy, I did however frequent HS during its short time in the same center, so I figured I would give it a go.

Let me first say I will not be returning. I paid for one hour and was out in 40 minutes. The unit itself looks like it is under construction, there are two rooms (maybe three), the room I was in the table was literally against the wall you could not even hold your elbows out. Anna was the provider, I think she is the same one from HS when they were open, she is attractive, probably early late 30's early 40's. The massage was if she was on speed, going from one spot to another with no routine what so ever at a hundred miles an hour, Very rushed. After about 25 min flipped ST and asked how much I was going to tip. She immediately complained and said "Standard is $. 8" I held firm and she took what I offered, but insisted it up front. And then she complained the whole time, CBJ "I do long time (less than 2 minutes) you ready?" Rolled on back, complained because I wasn't done in 2 minutes. I finally threw in the towel said fuck it (before finishing) stopped and started getting dressed. She got dressed and started cleaning up the room. She literally threw a new towel over the sheets on the table, straightened it out and walked out of the room. I didn't even tie my shoes before leaving. Definitely not going to repeat.

If anyone has Positive info on #9 let me know, not opposed to trying but definitely don't want a repeat of #12.

Stay safe!

[Max #01]

I went back about 15 pages looking for a detailed review on Seven but couldn't find. Maybe someone can help me out. I stopped by VIP, they were booked so I said I will come back but mamasan said no she could squeeze me in for a 30 min session. I got Seven this time. Seven comes in and grabs my hand and says lets go shower. She washes my back then when I flip she says wow so I was like what so she grabs jr and says wow. I'm thinking I can't be the biggest she's seen but ok the whole time she's washing me she says wow 10 to 15 times and even said twice she can't wait to have fun with him. Finish the shower and back to the room she tells me to lay down and says you're getting everything and leaves didn't ask what I wanted. Comes back undresses does her thing to get me going climbs on top starts slowly riding me then grinds on me for about 5 minutes then grabs me and says I want you on top. I get on top she wraps her legs around me and arms even dug her nails in a little. I bust but she won't let go she said no I want more. Then she said I love it. She then says next I need to stay an hr because she wants more time with jr and she wants to take her time with him and enjoy him more. She goes to get a hot towel comes back cleans me up kisses jr saying I love it I want more. I guess her appt was there because she hugs me and says please please come back. Mamasan comes in to lead me out tells me to call for appt next time next thing I know I'm getting a hug from behind and kisses on the cheek from Seven and she's still saying please come back. Is this typical Seven? I've been in the hobby over 20 yrs and all levels I know street walkers and backpage escorts try and build your ego up to hustle you but I've never encountered that at an AMP so I'm just trying to figure out WTF.

I think they were feeling a little guilty about only being able to take you for 30 minutes. She was selling a return visit. If any upselling happens in an AMP, it's usually right after the flip and not on the way out the door.

[Tazdevil77]

I went back about 15 pages looking for a detailed review on Seven but couldn't find. Maybe someone can help me out. I stopped by VIP, they were booked so I said I will come back but mamasan said no she could squeeze me in for a 30 min session. I got Seven this time. Seven comes in and grabs my hand and says lets go shower. She washes my back then when I flip she says wow so I was like what so she grabs jr and says wow. I'm thinking I can't be the biggest she's seen but ok the whole time she's washing me she says wow 10 to 15 times and even said twice she can't wait to have fun with him. Finish the shower and back to the room she tells me to lay down and says you're getting everything and leaves didn't ask what I wanted. Comes back undresses does her thing to get me going climbs on top starts slowly riding me then grinds on me for about 5 minutes then grabs me and says I want you on top. I get on top she wraps her legs around me and arms even dug her nails in a little. I bust but she won't let go she said no I want more. Then she said I love it. She then says next I need to stay an hr because she wants more time with jr and she wants to take her time with him and enjoy him more. She goes to get a hot towel comes back cleans me up kisses jr saying I love it I want more. I guess her appt was there because she hugs me and says please please come back. Mamasan comes in to lead me out tells me to call for appt next time next thing I know I'm getting a hug from behind and kisses on the cheek from Seven and she's still saying please come back. Is this typical Seven? I've been in the hobby over 20 yrs and all levels I know street walkers and backpage escorts try and build your ego up to hustle you but I've never encountered that at an AMP so I'm just trying to figure out WTF.

[BMoreDog69]

One can hope. I might have to swing by. I am intrigued by the reviews of Pink. I can't always give 2 x, but I like a lady that's willing to try.

With the exception of Sue, most ladies now provide a good menu on the first visit. Sue is playing it conservative, so it may take several visits before the menu may expand past a HJ. Regular visitors are rewarded. You normally get CFS first visit, but only a CBJ or no BJ. Normally on the second visit, you will get the at least a CBJ and is is not uncommon to get a BBBJ plus CFS.

My favorite is Pink. She normally gives a high energy session. You should eat your Wheaties, because it can be hard keeping up with Pink. Julie who is on vacation now is my second choice. I would love to be able to combine the best things about Pink and Julie, because there are things I like about both. Monica is again a close third choice. Julie and Monica both excel at making you think you are a friend getting benefits.

I have not seen Bonnie, Sunny or Blue, but I have good reports on all three. Based on reports, Bonnie and Sunny would be a tossup, but I would most like see Sunny first, because I am not a fan of spinners. Bonnie is suppose to be close to a spinner. According to reports, Blue was more fun when she was at RL in 2019. It seems like Blue is being a little more conservative in 2021.

[DC Raider]

Good afternoon, met a little early for appointment she said she was glad to see me again and we could take our time, gave her the $$ I was with her last week so we were knowing each other's pleasures. Nice time in table shower with attention to the soldier, playful. I asked for massage this time nice cream rub down worked some kinks out followed by warm towel. On the flip she came back in nightie only to take it off started BBBJ, she put the tamale before me. I got her cumming now, dfk playing with her breast. Put on the wrapper and a few positions I had her so wet, told me to come on her stomach by then I'm so exhausted I didn't. Took another shower we chatted a bit and it was a wrap.

[MaxRodman]

I made a visit to VIP the other day and drew Jenny. First I want to say I try to be bias when it comes to AMPs because I was spoiled at a place in Orlando in 2018 called Golden Gate I got a 4 hands which turned into a 6 hands, the women were drop dead gorgeous, I got 2 pops, 3 showers they took me to greece without asking, hands tongues fingers everywhere and all for $360 but anyway back to VIP. Jenny is pretty has double Ds I guess I'm not good with sizes. The shower was nice and thorough, she gave a pretty decent massage using her forearms and knuckles to get deep into the muscles, the main event started with her rubbing her chest all over me, she gave me a titjob for a little then kissed junior up to put cover on. CBJ wasn't all that and lasted maybe a minute then cowgirl, she changed tenpo and grinded I enjoyed her technique then we went to missionary which she seemed to enjoy and I filled the bag. She got a warm towel to clean up and a water for me. Finished with a head and chest massage. Only thing I would say was a con is Jenny kept asking if she was doing a good job. Overall is was a decent experience and worth a repeat visit hopefully I can get a different girl but I always seem to get the same provider when I visit a place more than once.

If you're not old enough to remember the title reference, well, good on yer mate, I hope you live as long as me! Jenny's double D's make her a prime targe for my mammary questing phenotype, but has anyone else sampled her bodacious wares? DD's alone do not a great encounter make (but by Gawd I'd give it a try! What about the rest of her? Ass, height, age, I'd like some data? I'll report if I get there first! Thanks for insights!

[Max #01]

RL used to be the kind of place you have to go to multiple times to get good service. You start with a limited / basic menu and work up. That was years ago when Lisa and Jenny were working there. I know because I used to go to RL back then. Now is totally different. I've been going to RL since December 2016 and have had great service all of the time from all of the ladies there. My recommendation for a person that has never been to RL is to ask for Monica. You can't go wrong with Monica. All the other ladies are very nice and friendly too. Good luck and stay safe.

I've been to pretty much all of the GB AMPs over the years. I've had good sessions at RL, but stopped going there because the massage tables without head holes were pretty uncomfortable for me. My go-to place was TWBC until they merged with Cherry. Cherry became my go-to after the merger because the mamasan got to know me. For a while, they had an RA named Michelle who spoke near-perfect English and was probably the youngest provider I've seen in the area. VIP does have the best-looking and overall youngest staff. But, VIP has been the only place where I have been consistently shorted on time. If I'm down on the Wilson Bridge part of the Beltway, I will occasionally visit Seven. GB is about the only oasis of consenting adult services in the DMV these days unless you want to go through a background check worthy of a cabinet appointment for an AAMP.

[Nyyfan]

VIP does tend to have better eye candy (and sometimes the ladies act more like a starfish). RL for better service? I have not been in a while, but that is because RL tends to be the kind of place you have to go to multiple times to get good service. You start with a limited / basic menu and work up. Not my cup of tea, so to speak.

RL used to be the kind of place you have to go to multiple times to get good service. You start with a limited / basic menu and work up. That was years ago when Lisa and Jenny were working there. I know because I used to go to RL back then. Now is totally different. I've been going to RL since December 2016 and have had great service all of the time from all of the ladies there. My recommendation for a person that has never been to RL is to ask for Monica. You can't go wrong with Monica. All the other ladies are very nice and friendly too. Good luck and stay safe.

[Tazdevil77]

I made a visit to VIP the other day and drew Jenny. First I want to say I try to be bias when it comes to AMPs because I was spoiled at a place in Orlando in 2018 called Golden Gate I got a 4 hands which turned into a 6 hands, the women were drop dead gorgeous, I got 2 pops, 3 showers they took me to greece without asking, hands tongues fingers everywhere and all for $360 but anyway back to VIP. Jenny is pretty has double Ds I guess I'm not good with sizes. The shower was nice and thorough, she gave a pretty decent massage using her forearms and knuckles to get deep into the muscles, the main event started with her rubbing her chest all over me, she gave me a titjob for a little then kissed junior up to put cover on. CBJ wasn't all that and lasted maybe a minute then cowgirl, she changed tenpo and grinded I enjoyed her technique then we went to missionary which she seemed to enjoy and I filled the bag. She got a warm towel to clean up and a water for me. Finished with a head and chest massage. Only thing I would say was a con is Jenny kept asking if she was doing a good job. Overall is was a decent experience and worth a repeat visit hopefully I can get a different girl but I always seem to get the same provider when I visit a place more than once.

[FederalHill]

Saw that Anna was back and have seen her before. So headed over tonight. Love her attitude. I think she does the best massage of any of the women I have seen at RS. She said (who knows) that she just got her massage license and that she has been going to school to get her license. What I love is that she does the massage completely nude and the views at the head of the table are awesome. On the flip she does a very sexy dance over you. Showing off her killer body. After that nice DT CBJ and then super fun cowgirl. She says she only works at RS every few weeks. Said she will be back in April. She recommended her friend Summer who is coming on Wednesday. Overall. Another solid Anna experience.

[SyntorX]

VIP does tend to have better eye candy (and sometimes the ladies act more like a starfish). RL for better service? I have not been in a while, but that is because RL tends to be the kind of place you have to go to multiple times to get good service. You start with a limited / basic menu and work up. Not my cup of tea, so to speak.

With the exception of Sue, most ladies now provide a good menu on the first visit. Sue is playing it conservative, so it may take several visits before the menu may expand past a HJ. Regular visitors are rewarded. You normally get CFS first visit, but only a CBJ or no BJ. Normally on the second visit, you will get the at least a CBJ and is is not uncommon to get a BBBJ plus CFS.

My favorite is Pink. She normally gives a high energy session. You should eat your Wheaties, because it can be hard keeping up with Pink. Julie who is on vacation now is my second choice. I would love to be able to combine the best things about Pink and Julie, because there are things I like about both. Monica is again a close third choice. Julie and Monica both excel at making you think you are a friend getting benefits.

I have not seen Bonnie, Sunny or Blue, but I have good reports on all three. Based on reports, Bonnie and Sunny would be a tossup, but I would most like see Sunny first, because I am not a fan of spinners. Bonnie is suppose to be close to a spinner. According to reports, Blue was more fun when she was at RL in 2019. It seems like Blue is being a little more conservative in 2021.

[Nyyfan]

For anyone that enjoys going to RL, yes I would recommend Bonnie. She is more of a spinner type than the others there, was very friendly, and seemed to have a positive / bubbly personality.

Korman, thank you for the info. I will try Bonnie next. Good luck and stay safe.

[Nyyfan]

I would not recommend Sue. Sue has been playing it safe since covid closed the AMPs in early 2020. Most guys are only being offered nude HJs by Sue now.

For good service, I would go with any lady at RL except Sue. VIP most likely has younger better looking ladies, but for a great experience, I believe RL beats most if not all places in the area.

I have been very lucky with Sue. Sue has always treated me good even during our first time. I was introduced to Sue by one of the ladies and that probably made the difference. My recommendation for a person that has never been to RL is to ask for Monica. You can't go wrong with Monica. Good luck and stay safe.