Massage Parlor Reports

**Heartless Jay** · 03-24-21 01:37

Passing through Yucca Valley today and on a whim decided to try out Yucca Massage. Really old dumpy store front in a dumpy shopping center, but inside the shop was clean. MMS Lilly was the only one there. GILF, maybe 60, fat around the middle. Good massage though, solid B quality. Teasing was good too and HE pleasurable. After cleanup she asked me twice if I was finished, hinting more was on the table, but after diving into one of the grannies at F and C out of a weird sort of curiosity (orange county folks know this place well) I decided to give this granny a pass. Good massage though and good HE. Repeatable for sure, unless someone has a better suggestion for Yucca Valley. Posts from that town are few and far between, despite there being at least 7 AMPs in town.

**EggRoll69** · 03-21-21 13:49

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

So Egg roll 69 so you're trying to say. Toocanotchew on these girl?

I wouldn't eat it.

**Slammer6008** · 03-20-21 15:56

Originally Posted by EggRoll69 [View Original Post]

Don't want to ruin a providers rep, but yes. Once you get past the smell it's good. Her service makes up for it.

So Egg roll 69 so you're trying to say. Toocanotchew on these girl?

**EdwardNygma** · 03-19-21 23:20

So, went to Oasis. It wasn't as great as Su's but defiantly post worthy. All Asian masseuses, saw a line up to which was a first for me. Greeted by what I think was mimisan and was going to walk before I saw Lisa. Very attractive, Appeared to be late 20's early 30's, amazing body C's / borderline D's, which seemed man made but I am second guessing that now. My back was bothering me, and didn't expect much from the massage but it was actually not bad at all. Covered everything though, if that's a deal breaker for anyone. All in all, she was probably the most attractive Lady of Asian descent I've seen. But please take that with a grain of salt because I'm still a noob. I'd rate this one much better than MiMi's but due not as good as Su's (only by a bit though).

Lastly, Lisa is giving out her phone number to build clientele, I didn't have my phone with me or I would provide the number. Hope this helps.

Oh, 40 at the door + 1.

**EggRoll69** · 03-19-21 17:20

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

So what's the name of this Asian woman?

When you say she smell was it BO or a fishy smell. Stinky ass maybe? I dropped by there and there was a new Latina telling me Yessie name is Jessie but told me Yessina (Yessie). If that window was larger and I could see her body shape I might have went for it.

Stinky Asian pussy?

Don't want to ruin a providers rep, but yes. Once you get past the smell it's good. Her service makes up for it.

**SaltyDog** · 03-17-21 11:34

Originally Posted by EggRoll69 [View Original Post]

I have seen the Asian gal a few times. She really gets into it and can take a hard pounding. She's very loud also. However, I have seen her three times and each times I keep telling my self hopefully this session she will not smell. Well, Each session she stank. So unless you can get pass the smell and just ram her really hard because she can take it. Then I don't recommend. She is also only cfs. Everything covered.

So what's the name of this Asian woman?

When you say she smell was it BO or a fishy smell. Stinky ass maybe? I dropped by there and there was a new Latina telling me Yessie name is Jessie but told me Yessina (Yessie). If that window was larger and I could see her body shape I might have went for it.

Stinky Asian pussy?

**RmD2020** · 03-16-21 22:34

Looking for a good younger asian provider, will this place be a good fit for that criteria? Or does anyone have any intel on what to expect there at J Acupuncture?

**ZenOmanyte** · 03-16-21 22:05

Well sorry if the title is misleading but I am wondering if anyone knows of an AMP that is open a bit late? I usually end up home a bit late and the place nearby closes at 8 pm, if anyone is willing to pm info, it would be appreciated.

**Slammer6008** · 03-13-21 12:04

Originally Posted by EdwardNygma [View Original Post]

After reading reports of smoking hot latinas at Mimi and Su's I've been to both, Su's takes the cake. The Latinas name is Malanie and she works Thursday and Friday. I'm not sure if she is the older or younger one but very attractive. Man made Ds that seemed natural. She didn't seem to be into anything without a cap but seemed ok with light kissing. I did have to wait a while in the room but it was worth it. Haven't seen yessie not sure if I'll be able make the commute to Colton any soon. I'm curious why everyone keeps talking cryptic about the name of her massage parlor. But I'm also a noob to this and haven't posted a tremendous amount yet so it may be something I'll learn with time / experience.

I appreciate the info on sus and mimis and def wanted to help anyone who is going to make the commute with a little more info on when she works. Hope that helps. I'll post on oasis when I have an opportunity to go.

She located by the del taco next to the old oak tree. Hope that helps.

**EdwardNygma** · 03-12-21 23:48

After reading reports of smoking hot latinas at Mimi and Su's I've been to both, Su's takes the cake. The Latinas name is Malanie and she works Thursday and Friday. I'm not sure if she is the older or younger one but very attractive. Man made Ds that seemed natural. She didn't seem to be into anything without a cap but seemed ok with light kissing. I did have to wait a while in the room but it was worth it. Haven't seen yessie not sure if I'll be able make the commute to Colton any soon. I'm curious why everyone keeps talking cryptic about the name of her massage parlor. But I'm also a noob to this and haven't posted a tremendous amount yet so it may be something I'll learn with time / experience.

I appreciate the info on sus and mimis and def wanted to help anyone who is going to make the commute with a little more info on when she works. Hope that helps. I'll post on oasis when I have an opportunity to go.

**Akara** · 03-12-21 22:16

Originally Posted by BillyBob84 [View Original Post]

Where is the place yessi is at?

Its not hard to figure it out. I went to what I assumed what's the place, asked for Yessi and was greeted a spanish speaking chick with large breasts and ass. She asked how I knew about her and asked if it was from the internet. I confirmed internet and we got to business. Same experience as everyone else here.

Literally look up Dell Taco in Colton. Theres only like 2.