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[Trojan713]

I saw her probably 12 years ago haha she was like mid 50's and I was early 20's LOL oldest broad I have been with and never really had the urge to bang another grandma ever since to be honest.

However a midget (little person to be politically correct) ranks quite high on my to do list...

She HAS to be in her 70's by now. Saw her years ago in that tiny house in Normal Heights that she shared with her daughter (another worker.) Wasn't a terrible experience. She was legitimetly into it, good BBBJ, but overall way too much mileage.

[DrPornDawger]

If Tom Brady is fucking Gisele Bundchen and had 2 kids, does she fuck every time?

How do you guys think she's in bed?

Allows CIM?

Inquiry minds want to know LOL.

[AverageChump]

I also have a taste for Little Ladies!

Kylie does come through San Diego occasionally and is real. She's based out of LA but travels a lot. She's 3'11'.

Last time I saw her in SD, about a month ago, she tried to sell me a bunch of THC edibles! She had a whole suitcase full! Like a little store on wheels.

Anyway, she did say her pics get stolen and there are fake ads. Best bet is to just call her. She sounds like a Midget (wizard of Oz!) and will snapchat verify.

Hey brotha thank you that is good to know. I have seen. Reviews for Kylie and her porn so I assume she was legit but like you said her pics get stolen and that's definitely who I talked to was scammers not her.

Not to sound too picky or anything LOL but Kylie isn't so much the small person I fantasize about I'm talking more like Bridget the midget type oh man what I would do to Bridget! Better proportioned type small people dunno if there is a name for them compared to the big head big butt type.

[Member #6437]

You talking about the Kylie Monroe fake ass ads? I swear pretty much only ad I have seen besides that sexy brazilian fitness midget ad which is also laughable its so fake. I have been looking for a while too I mean shit I'll even see random girls that I normally would not just because they are short like 4'7'-4'11 LOL.

I also have a taste for Little Ladies!

Kylie does come through San Diego occasionally and is real. She's based out of LA but travels a lot. She's 3'11'.

Last time I saw her in SD, about a month ago, she tried to sell me a bunch of THC edibles! She had a whole suitcase full! Like a little store on wheels.

Anyway, she did say her pics get stolen and there are fake ads. Best bet is to just call her. She sounds like a Midget (wizard of Oz!) and will snapchat verify.

[AverageChump]

I'm with you AC, I want to try a midget myself, the ads I've seen are bogus ones.

You talking about the Kylie Monroe fake ass ads? I swear pretty much only ad I have seen besides that sexy brazilian fitness midget ad which is also laughable its so fake. I have been looking for a while too I mean shit I'll even see random girls that I normally would not just because they are short like 4'7'-4'11 LOL.

[DrPornDawger]

I saw her probably 12 years ago haha she was like mid 50's and I was early 20's LOL oldest broad I have been with and never really had the urge to bang another grandma ever since to be honest.

However a midget (little person to be politically correct) ranks quite high on my to do list...

I'm with you AC, I want to try a midget myself, the ads I've seen are bogus ones.

[Member #7047]

Texted her a few years back! She never responded. Didn't feel too bad because reviews were mixed to negative. Moe.

Her last TER review was November '20. I figured she finally retired with COVID and her age group risk. She's probably 70 now. I would love to try some non high mileage over 60 pussy.

One of her videos she said "I've fucked half the dicks in San Diego. "

Video Gallery:

https://www.60plusmilfs.com/xxx-gran...ODAuMC4wLjAuMA

[AverageChump]

Texted her a few years back! She never responded. Didn't feel too bad because reviews were mixed to negative. Moe.

I saw her probably 12 years ago haha she was like mid 50's and I was early 20's LOL oldest broad I have been with and never really had the urge to bang another grandma ever since to be honest.

However a midget (little person to be politically correct) ranks quite high on my to do list...

[MemoeNasty]

https://www.60plusmilfs.com/xxx-gran...ODAuMC4wLjAuMA

LOL. Local legend. I never banged her but I bet she's still hooking dudes in SD.

Texted her a few years back! She never responded. Didn't feel too bad because reviews were mixed to negative. Moe.

[Member #7047]

https://www.60plusmilfs.com/xxx-gran...ODAuMC4wLjAuMA

LOL. Local legend. I never banged her but I bet she's still hooking dudes in SD.

[AverageChump]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...108&viewfull=1#post5259108.

From urban dictionary (ud):https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=snow%20angel.

1. When a guy cums on his stomach and then he (or someone else) puts his penis onto the cum and moves it back and forth on his stomach, making snow angels on his tummy.

"damn emily snow angel'd me last night and it was nastaaaayyy".

lol wtf?! 🤯.

[DrPornDawger]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...108&viewfull=1#post5259108.

From Urban Dictionary (UD):https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=snow%20angel.

1. when a guy cums on his stomach and then he (or someone else) puts his penis onto the cum and moves it back and forth on his stomach, making snow angels on his tummy.

"Damn Emily snow angel'd me last night and it was nastaaaayyy".

"Nasty in a good or bad way?

"Both. ".

By theasianhoe February 01,2020.

2. Original Snow Angel in the snow definition (boring).

3. The sexual act of using gravity to provide momentum to propel yourself into your partner who is excitedly waiting in the starfish position 6 foot into the snow. To perform the position, ensure you're excited and jump out of the window of a 6 storey building, shouting "Snow angel!" onto your waiting partner. With a bit of luck, the penis will slam into the vagina.

I snow Angeled Becky the other day! It was alright, but I may have snapped my dick.

Feeling daring, Dave readied himself on the 31st storey of his office building. He screamed 'Snow Angel!' and threw himself off the building. Upon reaching the snow, his manhood slapped into Ethel's vagina, causing severe pain for both.

By snowangelexpert March 16,2016.

4. When a girl gives two foot jobs, and two hands jobs at the same time giving the motion of making a snow angle.

Bro you remember that girl that did the snow angel? She did it again.

By hockeyfiend21 August 13,2011.

5. When a male climaxes into his own two cupped hands and blows the semen into his significant other's face.

Peter: So how was your night with Alisha?

David: Amazing. I totally made her a Snow Angel.

Peter: Damn, lucky. Taylor would never let me do that to her.

By baefcukerotototot December 14,2014.

6. Derived from german GGG films, this is the term for when a man ejaculates onto or into a womans butt and a woman removes the semen with only her mouth then spits the sperm back into the origianal recipents mouth.

Also see Arkansas snowangel. The girls must be related.

Did you see that movie where the german girl gives the other german girl a snowangel?

By mike berberic June 01,2004.

[AJaxer11]

I didn't read all of it but I mean basically what he is saying is common sense. You want to post pictures and write out your profile to make it sound like you are a successful, popular, important guy that has money, no extra baggage, no drug or alcohol problems, no restraining order from ex girlfriends. I mean make yourself desirable so a woman feels special that you want to meet her. Do all that then yes you are going to have a much better chance at getting laid than if you put I am a fat unemployed slob living with my parents want to fuck? LOL.

the only part I am going to strongly disagree with is his " Best opening line (pickup lines) on Tinder" part. You couldn't pay me to say that stupid shit he said works lol. With that being said don't start the conversation with a compliment ever dont tell her how beautiful she is thats desperation and she will block you quick. My most successful opening is usually I will look for something to make fun of her playfully of course about. If she says she likes starwars I might say oh shit you too? Man we are fucking nerds aren't we? something like that.

Also don't carry the conversation on forever. You should have her phone number and give her a general idea of when you are going to call her within the first 30 mins if its longer move on and if she is interested she will start conversation with you at another time. Never show her you are desperate even if you are.

I usually never say yes to the first possible meeting like if I ask her hey lets meet up Friday night and she says I have plans how about saturday? Even if I don't have plans I will tell her I do and almost always I will mention I am doing something with another female. Even if its just oh its my friend Jessica's bday dinner. Making her think you have other females around you often is super important.

"Swiping properly on Tinder means one thing: swipe right on everyone. " Haha!

[AverageChump]

Oh also this one is probably going to get a lot of feedback and some may disagree with me on this one but, DO NOT PAY FOR HER the first time you go out. I know so many girls that are in long term committed relationships that have dating app profiles strictly to have men (aka fucking suckers) take them out wine and dine them, then blow them off, and I don't mean in the form of a blowjob haha.

[AverageChump]

Does this work:

https://www.masculinedevelopment.com...aid-on-tinder/#The_5-Step_Process_to_Get_Laid_on_Tinder.

I didn't read all of it but I mean basically what he is saying is common sense. You want to post pictures and write out your profile to make it sound like you are a successful, popular, important guy that has money, no extra baggage, no drug or alcohol problems, no restraining order from ex girlfriends. I mean make yourself desirable so a woman feels special that you want to meet her. Do all that then yes you are going to have a much better chance at getting laid than if you put I am a fat unemployed slob living with my parents want to fuck? LOL.

the only part I am going to strongly disagree with is his " Best opening line (pickup lines) on Tinder" part. You couldn't pay me to say that stupid shit he said works lol. With that being said don't start the conversation with a compliment ever dont tell her how beautiful she is thats desperation and she will block you quick. My most successful opening is usually I will look for something to make fun of her playfully of course about. If she says she likes starwars I might say oh shit you too? Man we are fucking nerds aren't we? something like that.

Also don't carry the conversation on forever. You should have her phone number and give her a general idea of when you are going to call her within the first 30 mins if its longer move on and if she is interested she will start conversation with you at another time. Never show her you are desperate even if you are.

I usually never say yes to the first possible meeting like if I ask her hey lets meet up Friday night and she says I have plans how about saturday? Even if I don't have plans I will tell her I do and almost always I will mention I am doing something with another female. Even if its just oh its my friend Jessica's bday dinner. Making her think you have other females around you often is super important.