Massage Parlor Reports

**LordByron222** · 03-26-21 17:14

Last few weeks I tried these two. First, this girl we've all seen and scrolled right past:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/1999707

I would normally never go for this, but that day my hips were really hurting and I thought an actual massage with HJ finish might be good. Her ad also says something about "I'm a normal person" and after a few crazies in a row, I craved normal. Went to her nice-ish place in palms, paid1. 8, got on actual table face down and she worked me. And she was normal, meaning she had a lot of complaints about stuff, the homeless, clients, politics. She was a little nervous-why, but mostly she was fine. On the flip, I got more reg massage. I asked about touching, she said 'butt and boobs' which I took to mean over clothes. So I squeezed around got hard said "looks like were coming to the end soon" She was little annoyed but eventually gave me a tight-fisted HJ that was fine. All in all, I would never waste my time or $ on her again. Very skippable, but you knew that already.

Then there was this one:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/2190955

She wanted $2 for a massage. I was driving to her near BH thinking it's too much and maybe I'll go to the AMP above the 7-11 in weho (exc place BTW) when I saw she texted me asking my ETA. You know how your brain gets a little fuzzy just ahead of fun time? SO I said 'F it' and went to her, thinking 'who knows, maybe it will be good. I'll pay xtra to find out".

So glad I did.

Right off, this is not the girl from the pics. She had sent me actual pics which were sexy, but she's older and a little bigger than the ad, but I really didn't care, mostly bc she had a great fucking attitude. She acted glad to see me, we hugged, she kissed my neck, I squeezed her big-ish butt. Very Russian, good English, but far from perfect. Went upstairs in her crazy loft airbnb, gave her the $2. She said "Oh, only massage. For $4 you get BJ (didn't mention cover or not) and FS (also no mention but I assume cfs) and fellas, let me tell it, it was GREAT. Did her best at nuru without all the oil, rubbed her big naturals all over, kissed my neck, when she saw my wood she actually said "oh, hello!" and laughed. I asked to see P her as she was (only) wearing a bikini bottom "Full nude for $2? Okay, I guess" and took it off. Gorg pink slice, shaved, clean, not blown out at all. Nice. I'd already flipped and she said "Watch this" and rev CowG'd me and my stick was buried in the crack of her (slightly cottage CZ) ass and it felt better than the real. I popped and get this, she went down the and got all the remaining cum out with her hand. Then she cleaned me up and guess what? She got back in bed and we SNUGGLED. I mean, WTF, rubbing, little kissing (no tongue) I was hard again in seconds. We talked, joked around and finally I left.

NOW, for $2, it was worth it for the first time, but I can go to afore-mentioned AMP for CFS with lotsa of co-touch (ask for Sue on frids and Sats) for 1. 6 and I would NEVER pay $4 for anything less than a pornstar with a great attitude. But I had a blast with this woman and highly recco.

**CodyMax33** · 03-24-21 00:16

I called ahead to check for Eva, but mamasan said she is away and there is no return date. Basically they rotate girls. Anyways I paid a visit as I was in the mood and wanted to check out the place. Did Street parking and entered through the front. Paid. 6 for the hour. Drew in a petite Cindy. She was small though but I wanted to check her out as everyone else was buys. Started with a soft massage which helped me relax as well. Then after about 10 - 15 minutes into it I started rubbing her legs and buttt as she was near my head. Then she opened her boobs for some sucking and then we talked about the donations. I said 1 initially, and said all I had was 1. 2 that's it. She agreed and so we began. There was no BJ as she had the mask the whole time. Which is ok. But Boy she was tight. Had a good time. But again as everyone mentioned, its kinda like the toilet stalls, the walls don't go till the roof so it pretty funny listening to the neighboring rooms where they are pounding away all the while trying to make as less as possible. And the other scary part is that the front door is always open, so theres always people coming in and out of the place and you can hear mamasan welcoming everyone and talking etc. Had a good time with her, nothing special. But will certainly return to try out others there. .

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

If you did not get Eva then you wasted your time. The girls there are dogshit. Eva is the daughter of god.

**Yoyo8899** · 03-22-21 23:12

Originally Posted by AugustWest [View Original Post]

Hello Gentlemen,

I have been trolling the OC boards a bit lately (I've been stuck down there) and there seem to be a large handful of waxing salons that include a nice lotion HE to the service. Do any of you guys know of a female Brazilian wax joint up here in LA? Please and thank you.

Not sure why this seems to be prevalent in OC but not in LA. Happy to exchange info for UTR places.

**PriscillaM** · 03-22-21 21:48

Originally Posted by RicoReckless2 [View Original Post]

Is Mary at Chens available for fisting? She's tooken thousands of dick up her ass I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

As the joke goes, if you find my keys, we can drive out.

**AhardLanding** · 03-22-21 20:40

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Mary is not Latina and she is probably around 26. She is Asian, you might try her at Chens on Santa Monica across from the smart and final.

You are soooo bad.

**PriscillaM** · 03-22-21 16:09

Originally Posted by Mitchelleces45 [View Original Post]

Looking for either young (18-25) Latina or MILF MP. There's no good ones in The Valley. Figured LA has better options. Let me know and price, on a budget rn. Also would consider young (18-25) small AMP.

Mary is not Latina and she is probably around 26. She is Asian, you might try her at Chens on Santa Monica across from the smart and final.

**Mitchelleces45** · 03-22-21 00:41

Looking for either young (18-25) Latina or MILF MP. There's no good ones in The Valley. Figured LA has better options. Let me know and price, on a budget rn. Also would consider young (18-25) small AMP.

**Pahittare** · 03-21-21 15:03

Originally Posted by FRamaplExpress [View Original Post]

Went and no BBFS offered. Which girl did you see?

I didn't get BBFS myself but the more recent ads says they do. I texted and asked for the price and got "ask girl" in response.

I didn't get Eva, but Alisa and I enjoyed her.

**Surf69** · 03-20-21 01:42

Have a long ass layover and I'm wondering if there is a good Latina spa near LAX for a big fan of big boobs and booty. Let a brother know some recommendations near the airport. Thank you!

**Domino727** · 03-19-21 15:52

Originally Posted by YellowFever7 [View Original Post]

Any one know any good ones with FS and pretty girls? I'm new to all of this.

We here at USASG do not know what you are talking about.

We are law abiding citizens. We would never, EVER engage in such abhorrent, illegal activity such as frequenting a rub-and-tug, shake down shack.

WE only go to AMPs to get good, old fashioned, legitimate massages.

You must have us all confused with that neck-beard wearing, hooplehead, inbred incel out in Georgia.

Have a red pill kind of day!

**CruisinDad** · 03-19-21 13:00

Need help here visiting, and need to know where is a good place to go to? Near LA area, LAX, or Santa Monica?

**YellowFever7** · 03-18-21 23:42

Any one know any good ones with FS and pretty girls? I'm new to all of this.

**JamesMcCoy692** · 03-18-21 08:45

Originally Posted by FRamaplExpress [View Original Post]

Went and no BBFS offered. Which girl did you see?

Were you at least able to get BBBJ? What girl did you end up getting? I've been planning on checking it out, but hearing people's experiences there make me think it's not worth it. Would you repeat?

**Member #6548** · 03-18-21 02:15

Saw her a while back before covid at a AMP in sgv and she told me she would be working at a spa in Hollywood soon. Any info on which spa would be appreciated if you have any intel. Happy to answer any questions about any girls I may have reviewed. She’s Thai so I’m assuming a Thai spa/mp. TIA.

**Kajispam** · 03-17-21 22:17

Originally Posted by HexenDuction [View Original Post]

Taking a break from the KAAMP price wars, I visited Ana / Jenny at Smile Massage on SMB. The shop is open from 1 - 4 pm daily until further notice. There's a guy working the reception area mask and temperature check. Jenny, who has become Anna, is same as she ever was, but is somewhat freaked by the possibility there might be a Covid compliance check of some sort. She has also put on some Covid weight, but the good new is that most of it has gone straight to her ass. You should expect that both of you will be rockin' masks, except for the interlude where she isn't.

Good to see she's not locked up. I knew her from Rosemead, then found her at True Life. I thought she got busted after True Life closed abruptly.