Massage Parlor Reports

[Meshugga]

I pulled into the parking lot of my favorite Mexican place in CM, which is in the same plaza as Sunshine Spa. I've seen this place many times but never pulled the trigger. My stomach said burrito, my little head said let's get dessert first. I had cash in my pocket and was in a YOLO and sex-deprived mood so I walked in. The woman who came out turns out her name is Lilly. Mid to late thirties maybe (she had a mask on most the time) and an average looking body. I got undressed after she showed me to my room. I wasn't really in the mood for a massage, so when she approached the table I flipped over "introduced" myself.

She apparently was about as interested in a massage as I was. She made the motion like she was cross country skiing, I nodded, we set a number and she started CBJ. Then lifted her dress and laid down for mish. She's got a scar on her belly, it didn't bother me but might bother others. Flipped her over for K9 and filled the bag. She cleaned me up, pretended to start to massage my legs, but I told her thanks time to go.

Very transactional. She moaned and talked dirty, but she's not going to win a Golden Globe any time soon. Total damage 1. 6 for half hr. It was ok, she was clean and friendly, but not high on my list for a repeat.

It's by Vegan by El Zamorano. Try the chile relleno burrito. It's better than the sex a few doors down.

[Tmerrr]

Does anyone know of a spa or provider that has a milking table?

[StubbornMule]

Yeah Avoc is licensed, so you go to her if you actually want a real massage with happy at the end. The happy is whatever, but it's not the main reason people get a massage from her.

Is Avoc any good? How are her looks? What's the damage?

[Ashmolean]

My bad. Barberwaxingqueen714 on instagram.

Awesome. Thanks!

[Ksujira]

Nope, this is her: https://www.instagram.com/massageava/.

It's a bit confusing. Two different providers in OC have the same name. The one you posted is more CMT style, less sensual, if I understand correctly (I've never seen her though).

Yeah Avoc is licensed, so you go to her if you actually want a real massage with happy at the end. The happy is whatever, but it's not the main reason people get a massage from her.

[StubbornMule]

Is this her?

https://www.instagram.com/avaocmassage/

Nope, this is her: https://www.instagram.com/massageava/.

It's a bit confusing. Two different providers in OC have the same name. The one you posted is more CMT style, less sensual, if I understand correctly (I've never seen her though).

[Stockholm]

I saw Ava at VT spa in Westminster. She previously worked at Honey and is easy to find on IG. She was an attractive Viet in her thirties, a bit on thicker side, with nice soft naturals she was more than happy to rub in my face. An excellent conversationalist, one of the sweetest and most chatty girls I've come across. Finished in Russian. Paid 1. 85 for the hour in total. Would recommend if you like Nuru or thicker Asians.

Is this her?

https://www.instagram.com/avaocmassage/

[BkForever]

I saw Ava at VT spa in Westminster. She previously worked at Honey and is easy to find on IG. She was an attractive Viet in her thirties, a bit on thicker side, with nice soft naturals she was more than happy to rub in my face. An excellent conversationalist, one of the sweetest and most chatty girls I've come across. Finished in Russian. Paid 1. 85 for the hour in total. Would recommend if you like Nuru or thicker Asians.

What's the ig?

[StubbornMule]

I saw Ava at VT spa in Westminster. She previously worked at Honey and is easy to find on IG. She was an attractive Viet in her thirties, a bit on thicker side, with nice soft naturals she was more than happy to rub in my face. An excellent conversationalist, one of the sweetest and most chatty girls I've come across. Finished in Russian. Paid 1. 85 for the hour in total. Would recommend if you like Nuru or thicker Asians.

[Slammer6008]

Everyone had a chance when she had her tryouts.

By the way I'm batting 💪third.

[Slammer6008]

I'm telling you I would just leave this one alone. Call her in January 2022. Her team is full.

Everyone had a chance when she had her tryouts.

[Slammer6008]

Yeah I got a text saying she is booked up all this week.

I'm telling you I would just leave this one alone. Call her in January 2022. Her team is full.

[GreenStream]

You can do a great job with just a razor and sharing cream. Back when Irvine Spa was open, many guys liked to use the free razors, shaving cream and sit-down shower to clean up their pubic hair. To trim hair on your scrotum, a body grooming shaver is handy. Of course, I understand that the grooming ladies could be fun to see.

[SpoonTubs]

Anyone know of any spots with petite milfs? I'm looking for 40+, 5'2 or shorter, 100 pounds or lighter.

[SpoonTubs]

Rose at Nirvana is the same girl in the ads. She looks even better in person with a killer bod (fake but well inserted) and petite frame.

Massages are meh but you go to Nirvana strictly for Rose.