Massage Parlor Reports

[BowTieGuy394]

Been trying various locations lately. With mixed success.

Garden Massage (https://www.yelp.com/biz/garden-massage-richmond).

Off Lucks Lane and Courthouse road.

On multiple occasions, place was closed around 5 pm.

Massage skills 6/10. Skinny lady. Very flexible. She's almost too forward for my liking.

Clearly she owns the place, as she is the only one there.

Gets to the HE, but very routine and transactional. First visit was a lot of negotiating, later visits just got to work.

She is a smoker. The place smells like smoke. She smells like smoke.

Not likely to remain in rotation.

Sunny Massage (https://www.yelp.com/biz/sunny-massage-richmond-3).

Just up the road on Courthouse and Busy St.

I so want to like this place. Older lady, a lot of fun, I enjoy her personality. She is relatively accommodating with girls coming out.

No sound barrier between rooms, she is usually the only one working, and busy parking lot / high visibility entrance.

Standard HE finish in my dreams. Honestly, I'd like to take her for a fun ride. But standard finish with UTC on top.

Blue Sky Massage (https://www.yelp.com/biz/blue-sky-massage-richmond-2).

The best part of this place is the soft massage tables. The rooms are kept nice and warm, almost cozy. No sound barrier between rooms.

Women rotate so often, no ability to get traction with a regular.

Again, standard HE location. Last trip she actually just pulled up a chair and sat down to jackhammer away.

Experiences vary widely with the only constant leaving missing a load.

Lakeside (old bank).

Girl was almost downright hostile. Ended up negotiating a good deal. Didn't get full service, but she lost a fair amount of clothing and said "for you. I'll go slow. ".

Damn! I never thought about paying extra to not get jackhammered!

Not likely to repeat. Besides, felt weird dreaming sitting in what was clearly a bank manager's office.

XF Massage (https://www.yelp.com/biz/xf-massage-richmond).

Super skinny girl, only one working. Should have turned and bolted. Crappy massage. Straight to jackhammering. Asked if top came off. Was meet with a laugh and the word no. By that time, I just had enough. By spot of good luck has run out here.

Mountain Road. Couldn't tell you. All you freaks are keeping it to busy for me to test this place out.

Have a couple more places to note. But frankly I'm starting to think I have a problem.

[RiskA]

Early afternoon visit; crowd, no van. Taken to room on right as you come upstairs. Name was Lisa: thick athletic build, no enhancement, B titties, unshaven crotch. Didn't look as old as many; and good energy. Nice hair & eyes, but kept mask on throughout. Lots of touching before & while I undressed.

She got right down to business: no massage offered, just rubbing my shoulders while working out the details. She tried to "$20 more" my standard 1. 0 tip on a 1/2 hr FS visit; but relented when I put the cash in one of her hands & Frisky Risky in the other. A little stroking, then she stripped & assumed the position in her back. She'd tried the "you too big" gambit while fondling (& after payment), but I said "no it's not" and we moved on. And she was pretty loose & wet (what I get for coming in the afternoon), but felt good and she acted into it without the common "Asian pain fuckface". Just kind of laid there taking the pounding, until I had her flip K-9 which soon had me finishing in the bag I'd brought. Little happy talk, then out.

Ok looks for an AMP girl, but pretty mechanical effort & sort of rushing things throughout. You sort of need to seize control to take the time & get the experience you want. But she played along. Probably not a repeater for me during this rotation, but ok as an efficient satisfying visit.

[Bucki125]

Well I went back to Ashland a few days ago hoping to get the same young attendant. Got an older one instead. She gave a pretty nice massage. She was also a lot of fun. Will repeat again at some point to see what I draw.

I also went to another place that is well reviewed here for my first visit. Did not get the young ladies name that greeted me. Short and thick but not bad. Very happy and bubbly. She took me to the shower which seemed fast with some grabbing and giggling. Back in the room she gave me a massage for a short bit and was playful. She asked, what you want honey. I let her know and she said she had a new beautiful girl. Could this be a bait and switch? I went with it. Sure enough a beautiful young lady from Thailand came in. Very sensual and responsive. Had a wonderful time. Must have been busy. Was pretty much left alone when finished. I was also shorted on time a fair amount. I will still repeat but with an appointment next time and will push for the hour.

I went to the place on Brook rd. Um north of Lakeside below Paraham. Had a really nice visit there. Did not get her name. Younger and attractive. Left happy with possibly more on the menu next trip. Will see.

Sent you a PM.

[Jeep1988]

Well I went back to Ashland a few days ago hoping to get the same young attendant. Got an older one instead. She gave a pretty nice massage. She was also a lot of fun. Will repeat again at some point to see what I draw.

I also went to another place that is well reviewed here for my first visit. Did not get the young ladies name that greeted me. Short and thick but not bad. Very happy and bubbly. She took me to the shower which seemed fast with some grabbing and giggling. Back in the room she gave me a massage for a short bit and was playful. She asked, what you want honey. I let her know and she said she had a new beautiful girl. Could this be a bait and switch? I went with it. Sure enough a beautiful young lady from Thailand came in. Very sensual and responsive. Had a wonderful time. Must have been busy. Was pretty much left alone when finished. I was also shorted on time a fair amount. I will still repeat but with an appointment next time and will push for the hour.

I went to the place on Brook rd. Um north of Lakeside below Paraham. Had a really nice visit there. Did not get her name. Younger and attractive. Left happy with possibly more on the menu next trip. Will see.

[Fhqwhgads1]

Well that explains how I ended up at the wrong place the other day LOL. Got a great legitimate massage though. If you're looking for that, there's a place off 360 in chesterfield, in a small plaza behind a wawa. It's right next door to a cleaner, so that's why I thought I found it. I assumed this lady thought I was a cop or something, because she didn't even hint at anything being on the menu other than a good massage.

I've been to that place before- right next to the army / navy / air force recruiters. The few times I've been they're always on the up an up. I was tempted to try with the acupuncture (that they've advertised) but haven't found the time.

[BigCuz]

Felt a little adventurous this morning. So I decided to do some mountain climbing. Met Amy along the way. Middle aged, slim, great attitude. Paid the hhr price, asked for table shower. Nothing spectacular about that, but got job done. Back rub, legs, shoulders, agreed on tip. Had a great time. She did as well. No haggling, no interruptions, I was the only monger there. I always enjoy my time there.

[SouthrnGuy]

Why don't someone don't call a tow company and say there is and abandoned in the parking lot.

It is obvious that the van's owner is not really in a position to be able to get it out of enpoundment. If it is someone down on their luck why would you want to kick someone when they are down. Perhaps it is time that those that are concerned go up to it and investigate and see what is going on. If it is LEO after a couple of different inquires about their presence they will move on or assume another form of cover. So next time in the neighborhood just look into it and report back.

[JayBird76]

Why don't someone don't call a tow company and say there is and abandoned in the parking lot.

You can't have random cars towed. Lot owner would have to have it towed.

[BlackRod82]

I've seen some shit that makes me think that am about to get busted a few times aswell.

I'm just hear for a massage. I would like a lawyer. I won't answer any more questions.

If you say anything else you might as well not hire a lawyer.

They have to prove your guilty.

What could they have? Hours of tape watching dudes go in a house for a while? Few Asian girls coming in every week or so?

Why not just send in an informant or an undercover.

It's probably just some dude living in a van. Probably lost his job during covid.

Why don't someone don't call a tow company and say there is and abandoned in the parking lot.

[AutoRepairru]

That is all, sometimes its the small insignificant details that triggers your "somebody is watching me" senses off. Almost every time I've gone to the 3 Hotspot locations there is something going on in the parking lot that can be deemed "suspect" I just carry on about my business like nothing illegal going on. Cause in the end all I'm doing is getting a massage to help ease my back and shoulder pains. Stay safe fellas, if it don't feel right. Walk away and live for another day.

I've seen some shit that makes me think that am about to get busted a few times aswell.

I'm just hear for a massage. I would like a lawyer. I won't answer any more questions.

If you say anything else you might as well not hire a lawyer.

They have to prove your guilty.

What could they have? Hours of tape watching dudes go in a house for a while? Few Asian girls coming in every week or so?

Why not just send in an informant or an undercover.

It's probably just some dude living in a van. Probably lost his job during covid.

[JaysonSt804]

Dropped by the Mechanicsville Cleaners yesterday before work and drew Anna. Short, petite frame, with some nice A cups. Paid for an hour, which was. 7 for some reason. Massage started out pretty plain Jane with her using the sheet to warm me up. As mentioned by someone a few post down, Anna may not be the most technical, but she really puts work in. She even climbed up on the table to really work my lower back. Not alot of teasing as she worked my lower half, but enough "accidental brushes" to let me know more was on the table.

She wiped me down with a warm towel to remove the oil and asked me to flip over. She asked me "what I wanted?" I motioned towards her little box. Anna said $. 5. I said hell no and countered with $. She did haggle me a little, but quickly settled on $. 1. I gave her my own hat and she perked up the rod and put it on. I had her lay on her back and stroked her Mish on the edge of the table. Her girls, while small, were pretty perky and fun to hold onto. I pounder her out for about 15 min, even putting one leg up on the table to really give it to her at one point. I filled the bag got cleaned up and headed out.

Will probably just do hhr next time. $80 is a bit steep imo. I will say she did put a lot of effort into the massage tho. My last dream at LJS I got no massage at all, so there's that. Had a good time. Will definitely be back.

[Hung Low D]

Guys went to LJS to check out the new talent. Landed a visit with Lisa. Paid the. 4 for half hour visit she is not a bad looking gal overall small up top and a little thick down bottom. Lisa provided an average massage with steady pressure on the back and legs. I starting dreaming she grabbed the equipment from behind and teased it for a few minutes I flip over and ask I need to put the car in the garage. She says no too big and literately stares at the equipment for a few minutes and then the haggling started I say $ she says no too big want $2 I say no way been here multiple times and $ was the answer and the talent handled the equipment. Finally after several minutes of silent and me saying $ only she said ok. Parked the equipment initially but Lisa kept me from going all the way in (MISH) to the space. I'm like how about we turn this thing around (doggie) and squeeze in slowly? Hit the pot of gold to the bottom with no resistance backed out several times and plowed ahead until I blew my top. Nice dream but don't think I will visit until new talent is available definitely wasn't like my visit with Linda! Someone please find Linda for me LOL!

Happy Dreaming.

HLD.

[BigOneInPants]

At the intersection of laburnum and mechanicsville.

Behind Wendys. You could search cleaners and found this information from past post. That is why RTFF is used often.

Well that explains how I ended up at the wrong place the other day LOL. Got a great legitimate massage though. If you're looking for that, there's a place off 360 in chesterfield, in a small plaza behind a wawa. It's right next door to a cleaner, so that's why I thought I found it. I assumed this lady thought I was a cop or something, because she didn't even hint at anything being on the menu other than a good massage.

[Megadon1]

Dropped in and really didn't mind who I would draw. I like the anticipation behind the door. Dee Dee, room straight ahead. Once in room, standard. 4, no small talk, no flirt, older plump women, well put together, clean. Crazy hair. I liked the look, but not my type for sure. However, this seasoned looking pro reminded me of New York, so knows the business and thought it might be decent. Table face down, not a lot of teasing, but ok, when opportunity struck went up the skirt. She wasn't having it. Still, I was not concerned. Didn't know me,. Had a C note and hat ready. No negotiation. The pro part I like. Off came all. No BJ (sited covid), I was unmasked entire time. She initiated CG, easy entry, (took big and thick as good as I can remember) to mish, to doggy. Seemed to get into it. Could go as hard and deep as I wanted. Again, the pro aspect. She had crazy tattoos and bolt ons. Slutty pro MILF look. If you want to go deep and get in and out with pro experience then not a bad option. I expect next session would be better, but I would not return to her if given choice. 2nd thought. No negotiation, no issues, slutty plump (firm) MILF, clean, nice. What's not to like.

[RobGooble1]

Aaahh, I was looking on the wrong 360. I'm in C'field.

Do a little research of past posts and you will find your answered. They change out often and there are usually a few so you never know who your gonna get unless you call ahead and ask for particular one and set appt.