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[LoveLOS]

Here is the scene:

LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black (green just isn't LL's color), he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...

Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.

LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel that had a funny kind of accent. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven (or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar) counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.

LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...

In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart (or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally); enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!

LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? (I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?) LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...

TO BE CONTINUED...

The flight was interrupted by voices in the hallway. Our attention was drawn to the door to our room opened. A rabbit with a pocket watch in his hand came hopping thru. He was mumbling something about being "late for a very important date." And then, as suddenly as she appeared, a wave of her wand, a flash of sparkling fairy dust, and both the rabbit and Tinkerbell were gone.

Wendy immediately barred the door with a chair and turned around. She and I locked eyes, she came to me, we embraced. She kissed me playfully, sucking at my lips, and occasionally lightly French kissing me. When she had my full attention. She pulled back and made a show of being scorned. She knew of my infatuation and trysts with Tinkerbell. "I think she is gone now," was her comment, with more of a hint of satisfaction than sadness in her voice.

As is confirmed repeatedly on these pages, the best actress wins! I must say she stayed in character and played the scorned lover right thru to our last goodbye kiss in the hallway as I exited. It was fun. I received, over our entire time together:

• Completely confirmed accusations of my infidelity
• Complaints bemoaning the long time between my visits
• My excuse about her always being "busy" was regarded with suspicion
• ill founded comments that I loved Tinkerbell more...
• And more I love you's to pierce the heart more thoroughly.

I love it when they act possessive; guess it reminds me of Nogi.

Most would describe our 80 minutes together as a true GFE. My only comment to that is I wish I had a girlfriend that would do the shit to me that Wendy does. OMFG. I do believe she enjoyed the massage I gave her almost, but not quite, as much as I enjoyed the one she gave me.

I left her presence a completely satisfied man. The automatic thought of stopping by TBWNN before returning to reality came, and went, almost with a hint of disgust, in a nanosecond. I was at the top of the mountain, I need to bask in the afterglow, because there is no higher peak.

And then I was off, Neverland rapidly receding in the distance, carried by a pungent cloud of earthy smoke. And I woke up here, writing this last line. Is Neverland a real place, or is it just fantasy?

Hope you enjoyed my fantasy,
LoveLOS

[LoveLOS]

There are two Suns!

Link to SPA address list.

I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in SOUTHWEST, the one Papa is reporting on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's report would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.

LL

[Papasan1]

That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader

I'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW

Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.

Papasan1

[Jake Jj 1492]

That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader

If Papa was at the place he says, he must have been delusional. Maybe he should share some of what he is smoking...

[Horsetrader]

Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.

Papasan1

That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader

[Jericho]

On my way to Supra this week with fingers crossed. I've been staying off that train since summertime and haven't seen many postings about it, but the phone is being answered there again so I'm hoping for a nice journey.

[Member #4338]

PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.

Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.[/QUOTE]

Maintaining periscope depth and radio silence as to Neverland! Don't even bother.

Lax

[Jake Jj 1492]

I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?

PP out

Ventured to Neverland and, to my dismay, "not busy" meant that one kitty was available. 'Tis a wonderful month between April and June.

Saddened that Tinkerbell, the fairy sprite, had fluttered away, Wendy was auditioning for her next role, and the elven princess was negotiating a peace treaty with some neighboring prince, little Jake had to venture into new territory. A lovely butterfly escorted us on our journey.

Fun was had by all, covering all the normal stops on the Neverland tour...and all the while, I was serenaded by the love songs of the auditioning Wendy. She was truly giving a magnificent performance, but butterfly girl plugged my ears as she felt I may have been distracted. On the contrary, the thought of Wendy being so close was a partial concession to the foiled Neverland tour that I had planned.

As soon as Wendy's audition was finished, the butterfly began to sing her own song...and sing she did. The first was a little french number, and, if you can you believe it, a country song followed. Not your typical sad country song either...a very happy one. She must have had a spiritual experience because soon, after entering into some dialogue about virtues, she started screaming out His name.

Yes, 'tis a wonderful month between April and June.


Now, guys, while this is a wonderful fantasy, Neverland may experience a heatwave if it continues to be standing room only on the tour bus...
jj.

[Papasan1]

Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.

Papasan1

[PussProwler]

I had a wonderous encounter with Kitty #1 at never neverland Saturday cinco de mayo.

When I arrived it was about 1 pm. I was shown to the room at the end of the hall. I haven't been upstairs for a really long time. I wonder if that's good or bad?

When I was greeted I was offered a pink gem. I had indulged in this delight before and declined. I asked for Kitty #2 who I found is on vacation until the 17th. So I asked for none other than Kitty #1 who I was fortunate was not playing with a ball of string.

When K1 arrived, the TS was occupied. So we made good use of the time while waiting. An appitizer of clam on the half shell was served. It was very clean and delicious. No signs of the havoc played on it the night before. The second course was an healthy serving of gummy bears which I truely love and savor, followed by a bit more clam diving.

As we moved over to the TS, I did see the hairy large back of another visitor to neverland. We really do need to watch our spacing eh? I recieved a nice scrubbing in all the right places with a apartif of scope. I new good things were to follow.

Back in the newly repaired room at the end of the hall, the action insued immediately. There was a serving of tube steak for K1, followed by a hugh helping of kitty-pie for PP. PP had no choice but to over eat as the portion was absolutely delicious. A sideways double chow down ensued, which got really sloppy! Someone forgot the napkins, so we had to use a towel. Again, and again, and again. This goes against my better judgement, but it sure is yummy.

The main course began with some good ole fashioned doggy. I heard something about that in Korea, but that was the last thing I wanted to talk about. A few minutes in and ole PP had an idea. Get K1 off the table and back into her heels for some doggy served table side. That did the trick for little miss kitty, and things started to get steamy. Miss K requested to see a missionary, I believe she may be a baptist. That missionary took her straight to heaven again. After she finshed chatting with him, she said somthing like metop, PP gladly obliged. Miss kitty rode the boloney pony like a rodeo champ. She definately surpassed the required 8 seconds. The two of us kept this up for over 15 minutes, and neither of us could believe ole PP's staying power. Miss kitty anounced she was finished, and it was PP's turn to finish.

PP took over the wheel and began driving miss kitty. PP made a left, and a right, and a left, and took her all the way home. PP had one more place to go before turning over the keys. It was something I had only done once before and it was with miss K1 just a few days earlier. Will have to consult the kama sutra to find out the name of this one, but it did the trick. PP went into overdrive, and it was soon all over.

I will have to return to neverland soon. I am running out of peanut butter, and I love honey roasted peter pan. I probably won't be able to go back soon, so someone please let me know when miss k2 returns. LL tells me, I really need to try that flavor.

I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?

PP out

[Ozmong]

G'Day all, I am pleased to meet you through this esteemed forum. I have been here since January and am looking forward to at least three years based in DC. I have just spent a few years living in Malaysia, so unfortunately I have yellow fever Bad!

I have already learnt a great deal from this forum. In three months with the help of here, ********* and TER I have been able to sample the joys of mirage, 1333, Gold, and 1829 M. Unfortunately I was about a day late in discovering that OK was closed, I found out by looking like a complete idiot after a planned afternoon went wrong and I was left next to the stereo shop trying repeatedly to get through the door!

You have also intoduced me to a whole new world of acronyms, mongering is new but very appropriate! In course I will post details on mongering opportunities in Malaysia, Thailand or Singapore, or if you are heading that way soon pm me and I will let you know the details.

It is interesting to note the experiences of other people on this forum, I seethat someone had an average time with Sunny at gold, but I have been back weekly since the spa opened and have had an fantastic time, which I will give details of soon. I believe she heads home to NY soon.

I look forward to being an actve participant of this forum, and hope that I can contribute equally. Hopefully in time I will decipher the location of neverland, as this appears to be too good to be true! Someone please take pity on a newbie to the forum and pm me!

Cheers

Ozmong

[CFoxtrot]

I don't know if this place is still called GHS, but dropped in without an appointment on a Sat night. It was surprisingly quiet and empty. Met by Jenny who asked the standard questions. I didn't mind telling her it was my first time because I wasn't looking for full service.

Table shower was well done. I emphasized I wanted a good massage. She worked the back the thighs, mostly by standing on top. It was OK, but I would've liked more on the legs with her hands. On the flip, immediately asked what I wanted and I told her to use her hands. She sat on my knees and lightly stroked the chest and stomach areas. She dropped her top without asking and did a great job with her hands. I was satisfied with everything, including cleanup and helping get dressed.

She asked where else in DC I'd been and I named a couple places. I think she was feeling me out to scam a few extra bucks. When she saw the 4T I left on the table, she got upset and said it was 6T. I held firm telling her I've never done that and she was pretty pissy as I left. I hate when that happens, but I know I was right.

Jenny is young and attractive, natural and small, and I'm sure willing to do everything to please. Except for the end, had a good attitude. English wasn't great, but not bad.

[Jake Jj 1492]

XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.

Be safe -- Max

And if Michelle isn't around, ask for Cherry...they are both medal-winning Olympians...although I prefer Michelle.

[BigTime3]

PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.[/QUOTE]Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.

[Max #01]

Did some partying for cinco d mayo, didn't get near neverland but ended up at the place near U street where Olympic trials were once held. Drew another new girl with a name that sounded like Say.

Quite easy on the eyes, small body with a nice boob job. Great TS followed by a poor attempt at massage. She made up for it with a great finish CBJ, CG, and mish to complete the task.

On the LARS scale:

Looks: 9
TS: 8.5
Massagi: 2
Performance: 7

Overall not bad, would repeat if offered but probably wouldn't ask for her. I think she could improve with experience.

XS

XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.

Be safe -- Max