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  1. #48
    damn LL, that Muneca is mighty fine. ridiculous ass.

  2. #47
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    Posts: 1282

    Cheap Charlie mentality rears his ugly head, again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bubba
    If you are crossing into mexico and paying $200 us you are nuts man you can screw nuns for less in mexico man !!!
    Duh Huh. Guess you haven't read enough of my reports to know that I fucking know the score? Yes I know there is cheap pussy in Mexico, but I am fucking with MY DICK, not yours.

    Bubbles, I respect you as a senior memeber, so I won't get as shitty as I did with the newbie one page back when he made the same comment without reading the forum enought to know this is an old old issue in Nogales. I wish we can now say we have dispensed with the fucking Nogales price issue, but alas I guess it will keep rearing its ugly head... Ed, SH and I have bitched about it for like four years and still somebody reads a truthful post and gets sticker shock. Oh well, guess we'll keep the good ones and let the CC's have the dregs.
    Quote Originally Posted by SH
    when only the best will do, you pay the price. That's why they make Mercedes-Benz autos and primo puntas.
    Sexhobbyist, Ed, BSR etc have got their heads screwed on right and know the score. I am a picky bastard. A woman like that, with an attitude like that, would cost me $300-$350 in the states to take out of a Strip Club or dial an escort.

    I could probably have had that one for $100 to $150, but I would have had to wait until she was off work--and I had already booked a date. You my friend would have fucked one, I fucked two. To each his own.

    Peace.
    LL

    Quote Originally Posted by Pwhipped
    He is just DRUNK again! LOL
    My good friend, I represent that remark! Talked to BB about your excursion to DC-PM me more details so we can throw together an RT in your honor! Sara in a box! Wouldn't we all love that one!!! Reminds me of a Song/video I just heard on youtube...

    PS to SH -- Smile was definately on the face...

    LoveLOS

  3. #46

    If it puts a smile on your face...

    ...then it's money well spent. Number one rule of the mongering customer: Hey! It's my money and I'll spend it the way I want.

    As stated before, there's always a price and quality range in Nogie. The object is to get the best quality for the best price. Sometimes, when only the best will do, you pay the price. That's why they make Mercedes-Benz autos and primo puntas.

    Sexhobbyist

  4. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bubba
    If you are crossing into mexico and paying $200 us you are nuts man you can screw nuns for less in mexico man !!! I hope you are getting virgins or something but from the looks of the ho's everyones had a turn man !

    And if you are paying $200 and worrying what some other skank think dude you are nuts also who cares what these ho's want they just want money and thats all!!

    this is my 2 cents worth


    later
    bubba

    Maybe you missed the part about wall to wall $60 fs - and the part about $20 fs - and the part about saving up all year in order to do what can't be normally done - and not for nothing, this is day 6 of 8 - something like a 22 girl body count and more tequila and stamina than any other member has yet to show for a weeks worth of hobbying - at least on the USA forums - oh, and don't forget that we had a RT the night before. In 9 days of straight mongering there is nothing wrong with mixing in the higher end of the P4P scale - it makes for a well balanced diet.

    You're right about one thing... it's insane.


    BSR

  5. #44
    He is just DRUNK again! LOL.

    Wet dreams, PW


    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bubba
    If you are crossing into mexico and paying $200 us you are nuts man you can screw nuns for less in mexico man !!! I hope you are getting virgins or something but from the looks of the ho's everyones had a turn man !

    And if you are paying $200 and worrying what some other skank think dude you are nuts also who cares what these ho's want they just want money and thats all!!

    this is my 2 cents worth


    later
    bubba

  6. #43

    This Is Insane !!!

    If you are crossing into mexico and paying $200 us you are nuts man you can screw nuns for less in mexico man !!! I hope you are getting virgins or something but from the looks of the ho's everyones had a turn man !

    And if you are paying $200 and worrying what some other skank think dude you are nuts also who cares what these ho's want they just want money and thats all!!

    this is my 2 cents worth


    later
    bubba

  7. #42

    Damn, LL, I am worried about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I cannot believe what I am reading, LL is in LOVE?? You better come on back to Atl and see MiMi just for a fuck and go to get yourself straight(LOL) Hey, I am planning a trip to DC the 15th of Mar for a M & G, are you to be there??

    BTW, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put Sara in your suitcase and bring her to me(grin) I think she will fit in there and maybe you can get her thru the security check(LOL).

    Wet Dreams, PW



    Quote Originally Posted by LoveLOS
    Tonight is the night. I have tunnelvision for Ms Lorania LoveLOS. The date has been set for two days. I can hardly wait. I can't think straight, this girl has her hooks in deep. I tried playing Lips of an Angel agian to see if Sara would be the vision in my mind as she has for the months up to this trip. No, it is Lorania. OMFG, this is going to be wonderful. It occurs tho me that this is the second song that I have dedicated to this lady:
    When I think of Lorania my head turns all around
    As gentle as a butterfly she moves without a sound
    I call her on the telephone, she says be there by eight
    Tonight's the night she's moving in and I can hardly wait

    The way she moves, ooh-ooh
    I gotta say
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever

    Her eyes become of Paradise, she softly speaks my name
    She brightens every lonely night, no one's quite the same
    She calls me on the telephone, she says be there by eight
    Tonight's the night she's moving in, it's time to celebrate

    The way she moves, ooh-ooh
    I gotta say
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Sometimes, like day 4 and 5, I simply go without a plan. Today, I have a plan. I will meet Lorania in the bar and confirm our date, and perhaps take Paulina in the room before trolling the other bars until 3am when heaven meets LL again. Took a late start for a Saturday night, about 11pm, because I was posting a report so you lowlife perverts that lurk here can get your rocks off reading about some motherfucker that calls his dick "Little LL" and his favorite hookers are given the title of "Ms LL..."

    Astute readers may realize that my dedication to you guys had cost me dearly... (See, you aren't an astute reader--or, more likely, I am a fucked up writer). Anyway, I had missed my $20 full service date with Myra. Shit. Oh well. I crossed over the border (yes, newbies, althought this is posted on USAsexguide, these events theoretically happened in Mexico...) When I arrived, there was Luis. What a coincidence! Uh, no, the guy is the only other person that knew about that date... Gotta hand it to him, pretty sharp kid.

    As noted earlier, spending the evening with Abeshit two nights before was really tiring. Add to that Sexhobbyist's passionate and well-reasoned argument against the guy. Then BB copped an attitude toward Abe also. The final blow to him when the motherfucker failed to produce Sara all fucking week long. Never let it be said that Little LL does the thinking here...

    I decided to see how things went without his asistance. We avoided Bolerios, even made sure the door guy did not see me and tell his guy-in-a-tie amigo, who would surely come looking for me. Checked in again to the Pancho Villa Hotel and got set up for later. A trip over to the store to pick up some Agavero, which we delivered back to the hotel. Finally ready to play, We Went straight back to Obsessions to play some pool. As expected, Ms L.LL. was there, pool cue in hand. Fucking hot as ever. We played a couple of games, and naturally Paulina hung around, being cute as hell but not agressive at all.

    We were working out the details for our date, and poor Luis delivered the sickening news... Lorania is on the rag. arrrrrggggghhhhhhhh. Fuck me over. I thought about doing the redline anyway, but with both of us being complete DATYhounds, there was no fucking way. I thought I recovered well. She went to dance and I immediately negotiated for Paulina to come to my room after work. I said my goodbyes to the manager, my waiter, the bouncer who lets me in without cover. My coat was on...and the bar runs one of the two-dances-for-one things where they herd all the girls up onto stage and the guys pick them up for privados dances.

    I took off my coat. There was the screaming hottie (red) BB had fucked several nights previously. I hesitated because she recieved only moderate attitude reviews from my wingman. Then she was gone. Not much else, let me look. Paulina was there, but why bother? She had been on my lap most of the week and I would bed her tonight. Lorania was not up there - they must exempt bleeders. I scanned the crowd, Paulina got picked, cool. Some other pretty brunette I had noticed in passing while playing pool was taken. Then I saw a blonde girl on the left end with big fake-looking tits and a sweet ass. Before any more get snatched, I grabbed her.

    LL has a number one body type preference: A spinner with A thru C tits, tiny fucking little ass, thin, about 90 pounds, but not anorexic, and tight little pussy, simply due to anatomical limitations on size of the pelvis. BB on the other hand, likes them best up to about 120 lbs, with a shapely hourglass figure, which reqires B thru D tits, and a nice bubble butt. Funny thing is, we both have no fucking problem going to the other amigos' favorite. Since we look out for each other, the other guy's fave is on our watch list.

    I have just described Muñeca. Her body is amazing, a perfect BB girl. I may have given her a 10 if the tits were natural. We went back to the Privado, and I found she had a wonderful attitude for a girl I had not even sat down with or noticed until a few moments ago. She made sure I enjoyed fondleing all of her body and realy enjoyed the job I was doing on her nips with my tounge. I had, as standard procedure, unzipped the fly. By the second song, she managed to have her hands arond little LL, when she wrapped her lips around hime and breathe blew Little LL through my underwear. She looked up with the universal sign for BJ, but Thinking with my big head, I said, "No, sexo!" and pointed up the hall to the bedroom.

    The sex was really nice. She seems to enjoy ay attention to her tits, which makes sense, she paid well for them. Of course, she also liked that DATY session, she seemed pretty horny when she demanded to be fucked. We started Mish until I was exhausted, then she climbed on and, OMFG, that dance. I needed to see that ass some more, so we finished doggy. Wow. Great fuck--one of those pure lust fucks. Maybe this was a grudge fuck because I knew I wanted Sara and Lorania and was to be denied the rest of this trip. I don't know why, but it was intense, especially for a woman I had seen only 2 minutes before we were beginning the sexual encounter. I asked her name afterwards. My spanish sucks, but she kept wigggling and pointing to her wrist, and saying something unitelligible that started with an M, had the nya sound in the middle and ended in an a. Thank you Bablefish for giving the name of a possible future Ms LL (or Ms BB--I know he'll like her) if she hangs until next year...

    Muñeca:
    Face: 9
    Body: 9 (deduction for fake tits)
    Attitude: 9
    $200 + $10 privados

    I came out of the room and was met shortly by Luis. He warned me I had better talk to Lorania--"I think she hates you now!" Oh fuck. I looked across the bar and saw a woman scorned. --Hell hath no fury... Oh, Shit.

    I was immediately in flashback mode:
    Four years ago....
    Bangkok...
    Thailand...
    Day 5 of my trip:
    I awoke with the girl of my dreams, we made love, I extended my stay two more days just to be with her... And by doing shit just like this, I fucked up so badly that she walked out on me a day later...
    When will I fucking learn? I am so married, again...
    ...TO BE CONTINUED...
    LoveLOS

    Goddamit, as I write this, my faves list on my computer just started playing "Lips of an Angel" -- Lorania's face appears in my mind again. What have I done?

  8. #41
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    Posts: 1282

    Day 6 - Lorania and ...

    Tonight is the night. I have tunnelvision for Ms Lorania LoveLOS. The date has been set for two days. I can hardly wait. I can't think straight, this girl has her hooks in deep. I tried playing Lips of an Angel agian to see if Sara would be the vision in my mind as she has for the months up to this trip. No, it is Lorania. OMFG, this is going to be wonderful. It occurs tho me that this is the second song that I have dedicated to this lady:
    When I think of Lorania my head turns all around
    As gentle as a butterfly she moves without a sound
    I call her on the telephone, she says be there by eight
    Tonight's the night she's moving in and I can hardly wait

    The way she moves, ooh-ooh
    I gotta say
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever

    Her eyes become of Paradise, she softly speaks my name
    She brightens every lonely night, no one's quite the same
    She calls me on the telephone, she says be there by eight
    Tonight's the night she's moving in, it's time to celebrate

    The way she moves, ooh-ooh
    I gotta say
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Lorania let's live together
    Brighter than the stars forever
    Sometimes, like day 4 and 5, I simply go without a plan. Today, I have a plan. I will meet Lorania in the bar and confirm our date, and perhaps take Paulina in the room before trolling the other bars until 3am when heaven meets LL again. Took a late start for a Saturday night, about 11pm, because I was posting a report so you lowlife perverts that lurk here can get your rocks off reading about some motherfucker that calls his dick "Little LL" and his favorite hookers are given the title of "Ms LL..."

    Astute readers may realize that my dedication to you guys had cost me dearly... (See, you aren't an astute reader--or, more likely, I am a fucked up writer). Anyway, I had missed my $20 full service date with Myra. Shit. Oh well. I crossed over the border (yes, newbies, althought this is posted on USAsexguide, these events theoretically happened in Mexico...) When I arrived, there was Luis. What a coincidence! Uh, no, the guy is the only other person that knew about that date... Gotta hand it to him, pretty sharp kid.

    As noted earlier, spending the evening with Abeshit two nights before was really tiring. Add to that Sexhobbyist's passionate and well-reasoned argument against the guy. Then BB copped an attitude toward Abe also. The final blow to him when the motherfucker failed to produce Sara all fucking week long. Never let it be said that Little LL does the thinking here...

    I decided to see how things went without his asistance. We avoided Bolerios, even made sure the door guy did not see me and tell his guy-in-a-tie amigo, who would surely come looking for me. Checked in again to the Pancho Villa Hotel and got set up for later. A trip over to the store to pick up some Agavero, which we delivered back to the hotel. Finally ready to play, We Went straight back to Obsessions to play some pool. As expected, Ms L.LL. was there, pool cue in hand. Fucking hot as ever. We played a couple of games, and naturally Paulina hung around, being cute as hell but not agressive at all.

    We were working out the details for our date, and poor Luis delivered the sickening news... Lorania is on the rag. arrrrrggggghhhhhhhh. Fuck me over. I thought about doing the redline anyway, but with both of us being complete DATYhounds, there was no fucking way. I thought I recovered well. She went to dance and I immediately negotiated for Paulina to come to my room after work. I said my goodbyes to the manager, my waiter, the bouncer who lets me in without cover. My coat was on...and the bar runs one of the two-dances-for-one things where they herd all the girls up onto stage and the guys pick them up for privados dances.

    I took off my coat. There was the screaming hottie (red) BB had fucked several nights previously. I hesitated because she recieved only moderate attitude reviews from my wingman. Then she was gone. Not much else, let me look. Paulina was there, but why bother? She had been on my lap most of the week and I would bed her tonight. Lorania was not up there - they must exempt bleeders. I scanned the crowd, Paulina got picked, cool. Some other pretty brunette I had noticed in passing while playing pool was taken. Then I saw a blonde girl on the left end with big fake-looking tits and a sweet ass. Before any more get snatched, I grabbed her.

    LL has a number one body type preference: A spinner with A thru C tits, tiny fucking little ass, thin, about 90 pounds, but not anorexic, and tight little pussy, simply due to anatomical limitations on size of the pelvis. BB on the other hand, likes them best up to about 120 lbs, with a shapely hourglass figure, which reqires B thru D tits, and a nice bubble butt. Funny thing is, we both have no fucking problem going to the other amigos' favorite. Since we look out for each other, the other guy's fave is on our watch list.

    I have just described Muñeca. Her body is amazing, a perfect BB girl. I may have given her a 10 if the tits were natural. We went back to the Privado, and I found she had a wonderful attitude for a girl I had not even sat down with or noticed until a few moments ago. She made sure I enjoyed fondleing all of her body and realy enjoyed the job I was doing on her nips with my tounge. I had, as standard procedure, unzipped the fly. By the second song, she managed to have her hands arond little LL, when she wrapped her lips around hime and breathe blew Little LL through my underwear. She looked up with the universal sign for BJ, but Thinking with my big head, I said, "No, sexo!" and pointed up the hall to the bedroom.

    The sex was really nice. She seems to enjoy ay attention to her tits, which makes sense, she paid well for them. Of course, she also liked that DATY session, she seemed pretty horny when she demanded to be fucked. We started Mish until I was exhausted, then she climbed on and, OMFG, that dance. I needed to see that ass some more, so we finished doggy. Wow. Great fuck--one of those pure lust fucks. Maybe this was a grudge fuck because I knew I wanted Sara and Lorania and was to be denied the rest of this trip. I don't know why, but it was intense, especially for a woman I had seen only 2 minutes before we were beginning the sexual encounter. I asked her name afterwards. My spanish sucks, but she kept wigggling and pointing to her wrist, and saying something unitelligible that started with an M, had the nya sound in the middle and ended in an a. Thank you Bablefish for giving the name of a possible future Ms LL (or Ms BB--I know he'll like her) if she hangs until next year...

    Muñeca:
    Face: 9
    Body: 9 (deduction for fake tits)
    Attitude: 9
    $200 + $10 privados

    I came out of the room and was met shortly by Luis. He warned me I had better talk to Lorania--"I think she hates you now!" Oh fuck. I looked across the bar and saw a woman scorned. --Hell hath no fury... Oh, Shit.

    I was immediately in flashback mode:
    Four years ago....
    Bangkok...
    Thailand...
    Day 5 of my trip:
    I awoke with the girl of my dreams, we made love, I extended my stay two more days just to be with her... And by doing shit just like this, I fucked up so badly that she walked out on me a day later...
    When will I fucking learn? I am so married, again...
    ...TO BE CONTINUED...
    LoveLOS

    Goddamit, as I write this, my faves list on my computer just started playing "Lips of an Angel" -- Lorania's face appears in my mind again. What have I done?
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  9. #40
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    Posts: 1282

    Day 5 Agua Prieta

    Some readers on this fucking sex board may object to the use of profanity, and I know WORK is such a four letter word--hope you can get past it. Anyway, LL abd BB had to work each day, which really cut into the mongering time and time with some of the guys, such as SH, that we wanted to party with. Still Ed met with BB and I after w0rk in Tucson and we embarked on a new adventure in the the unpaved mongering trails of the Northwest border towns; in this case, Agua Prieta, which is across from Douglas, AZ.

    Excellent background posts for this trip are found on the international board:
    by Magurso
    by Ed...

    AP is a two hour drive from Tucson, and a two hour drive back for less astute readers. A hotel in Douglas AZ is available and possibly a good option for those whose circumstances would allow not getting home until mid-day the next day. Agua Pierta is a Friday / Saturday option only, and starting late is no penalty.

    The long drive allowed plenty of time for LL and Ed to get reaquainted and catch up on the two years since we had partied together--and time for BB and Ed to become friends. We reached the border at about 10:30pm, and crossed over. The red light district of AP is an unpaved, one block area about a mile from the border. Get a taxi and ask for Flamingo, 5&10, Parisosa or Scandalos. Scandalos is a typical Nogi-style strip club with some decent looking dancers, a bedroom and some privados. There are three other pickup bars and one Mexican watering hole (no girls hanging about) on the block. The pickup bars sport attached living quarters which the girls apparently rent out for their private living and fucking quarters.

    WHen we arrived at shortly before 11pm, there were three dancers in Scandalos, so we sat and enjoyed for a while. One excellent thing about this club is the better-than-average porn playing on three or four TV monitors hung around the walls. If you get bored watching the dancer wiggle against the pole, perhaps the two girls raping the guy in the snow might keep your interest for a while. After a few shots, the staff doubled. Pricing was essentially the same as a Nogi TD club. I found one girl that was to my liking, so I took her for a test-drive in the Privados. I am thinking Ed and BB did the same. Can't remember her name, but she was hot and lactating, so I took her for three dances to gain some extra nourishment. I considered taking my little milkmaid for sexo, but it occurred to me I had travelled this far out of the way for something other than a strip-club fuck at Nogi prices.

    Milkmaid:
    Face: 7
    Body: 8
    Attitude: 8
    $60 (3 dances in Privado)

    BB got tunnelvision for one of the dancers, so Ed and I took our leave to go hunting. We walked into Parisosa and the chimney was backed up, so the place was filled with smoke. We crossed to the 5&10 Patio, where we were met on the sidewalk by a decent looking MILF who spoke enough English to invited us in. Once inside, I glimpsed a tall dark haired beauty slip into the ladies room. I told Ed that is the one for me. Only trouble was, we were the only gringos in the place, and she came back out, went back to the bar and turned her attention to a local. Ed told me that that type of behavior was pretty typical... Everybody knows the gringos are there to fuck and have the money. The girls are there to get fucked and collect the money. Why they are reticent to move is probably in the hispanic psyche, or the presence of local regulars who might not approve of gringo intrusion. More study needed, we moved on to Flamingos.

    Flamingos had a similar setup as 5&10, except a band was playing. I noted a really pretty girl sitting with another girl at table near ours as I made my way to the banos... Ed apparently made eye contact with another good looking girl at a nearby table with both girls and men. Kinda to our surprise, she got up and came over to him and he bought her a drink. This emboldened the girls I had seen and both girls came over to me. We bought a drink for all. We worked our way thru the lack of common language. The less attractive of my two girls was friendly and seemed to want to have fum. The hot girl was a dead fish. I mentioned to Ed that the best actress always wins, this one acted friendly and had a pretty face. I decided that, although she was not my normal quality range, she would be able to get the poison out so I could go back to 5&10 and bag the hottie. She asked me three times "Que paso" = "What's happenning" in my understanding... I finally asked Ed to help me get past that impasse... My learned advisor answered: ¿Cuánto para el sexo? Duh Huh. What a great answer, worked like a charm.

    We paid the drinks, gave the $60 to the bartender, assured them we already had a condom to save another $3, and headed off to her room which was attached to the bar on one side through a locked steel gate. Ed had magically made the same deal and was just ahead of us. It was cold, but she fired up an open flame propane heater and we got busy. Did not feel good about DATY on this one, so we just did the CBJ then fucked. As is my custom with less than wonderful eye candy, I usually get to doggie ASAP and pound it out from there.

    Actress:
    Face: 7
    Body: 5
    Attitude: 7
    $60 full service + drinks

    Ed and I met back in the bar, now ready to start partying in earnest, even though I was about 7 drinks into the party already... Ed was driving, so he kept it real on the alcohol. Time to go fetch BB. Back to Scandalos to regroup and compare notes. We were all good but BB had paid three times what Ed and I had for our first pop. I think he wanted to average the numbers a bit.

    For the sake of showing BB the town, We went back to Parisano. Smoke was gone now, but the three girls in the place were not of interest. We moved back into 5&10 and took our previous table by the jukebox. Now that I had scoped out the place, I felt much more at ease, and perhaps it showed. I noted that my tall dark-haired beauty now had a rather pretty girlfriend with her at the bar. We got our drinks and I saluted the pretty pair, and got a similar response but they did not come over. We had a few more rounds and finally a local brought MILF over to the jukebox and the pretty girlfriend came over too check out what they were selecting. The guy motioned to me that I should ask pretty girlfriend to dance. Not usually my thing, but with about 12 tequlla to kill any inhibitions and a strong motivation to fuck this one, I took the que. We danced and I took her back to the bar where tall dark-haired beauty was sitting for a drink.

    Finally close enought to see tall dark-haired beauty up close, I decided her face was not great although her body was screamer, she was probably about 35. I was drinking with the best looking one in the bar--ka-chink. A few drinks with Loraine (pretty girlfriend) and I decided it would be foolish not to go with this one. As we were getting ready to head for her room, I noted BB was getting ready to take MILF out of the bar also. Good job, mi amigo.

    Loraine had managed to heat the room before we got there, and so things were a bit nicer. Her relative affluence can probably be directly attributed to her looks and attitude. We had a great romp that included some DATY, mish, cowgirl, and doggie finish. She acted, and claimed, to have finished well also, which is entirely possible with me having 14 shots of tequilla and 2 shots of pussy in four hours.

    Loraine
    Face: 8
    Body: 8
    Attitude: 9
    $60 full service + drinks

    BB reported good things also, the highlight of MILF was apparently the best head of his trip...

    MILF:
    Face: 8
    Body: 6
    Attitude: 9
    $60 full service + drinks

    When we re-grouped, we found a taxi and went back stateside at about 3am.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed...
    I think I saw the oddest thing last night. Two guys looking like LL and BB, complete with shot glasses glued to their lips and Chicas glued to their hips!

    The strange thing was, these chaps were 60 miles to the east in the Abe-less no pressure town of AP. I suppose its not the first time one could get pretty far off the track with beer googles on.

    Rumour has it there was even a few empty seats on the bus!
    The drive back to Tucson was more excellent camraderie. Poor BSR got that infamous, 3am-drunk-off-my-ass-from-partying-hard phone call and verbal trip report... The drive from Tucson to Nogi, arriving at 6am was hell...

    AP was just what the boyz needed.

    LoveLOS

  10. #39
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    Posts: 1282
    Quote Originally Posted by Ed...
    The real gem here is the girls' attitudes! TJ HAS NOTHING LIKE NOGI'S CLUB SCENE!
    That's it in a nutshell (perhaps a Walnut). Ed has travelled the border towns more than I, and nowhere since the Land of Smiles have I found so many fine quality ladies that are wlling to spend quality time with a great attitude than in Nogi, which is why when I have to travel to this area, I make Nogi pussy the "pussy where I am."

    SH is absolutely correct on the false economics math, which is why many of the wonderful destinations such as DR, BKK, CR and TJ are best done on a longer holiday--a week or more. Hell, since Nogi is not in my back door, the longer I am there the better it is for me economicaly.

    I mentioned earlier somewhere that you guys are so polite here. Must be because you are getting enough tang...

    Reports cumming,
    LL

  11. #38

    Ed is right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed...
    Pussy is where YOU are, or it might as well be... well, not pussy. (this is why the hand gets soo much lovin I guess)

    TJ HAS NOTHING LIKE NOGI'S CLUB SCENE! Many TJ 9s and 10's are jaded dead fishes and many times there is no reliable mechanism to tell who's what. Nogi has a scene unique to Border towns and yes, Ive been to every f-in one. LOS loves it, and LOS does it right, WTF.
    I heartily endorse Ed's comments above. There is nothing in northern Mexico like Nogales' clubs. And, first and foremost, it's the pussy where I am (or nearly am). It's the "pussy right down the road."

    Finally, I think its the thought of Nogie's nearby competition that is making Tucson a better mongering town. (It's been my experience, that is.)
    Sexhobbyist

  12. #37
    Senior Member


    Posts: 233

    What about Canada lol?

    Easy guys, Browsebot didn't mean to impugn. It's my guess he's done a bit of reading and has not traveled to either point. The impression one would get by text alone would warrant the simple question, that's all.

    Along those lines, I was meaning to post to LOS regarding TJ. I could call ya buddy, but this give me a great chance to make my comments public.

    I have been railing against Nogi prices forever, but the visitor LOS had shown me the obvious. I suggested a side trip to TJ next year, and wailed about the incredible virtues of my beloved Canada, all on the way to Agua Prieta for 'the change of pace.' Pussy is where YOU are, or it might as well be... well, not pussy. (this is why the hand gets soo much lovin I guess)

    LOS has fun in Nogi cause he has the great attitude, loves the club scene, and can afford it. The real gem here is the girls' attitudes! TJ HAS NOTHING LIKE NOGI'S CLUB SCENE! Sure you can bar hop, yes you can chat with the girls, but outside of Adelita's there isn't any of the party,-let me sniff your panties-ok lets go while gettin hammered stuff. Many TJ 9s and 10's are jaded dead fishes and many times there is no reliable mechanism to tell who's what. I don't want to get into comparisons here, and I am heading to TJ soon so its not like its not freakin great, but...

    Nogi has a scene unique to Border towns and yes, Ive been to every f-in one. LOS loves it, and LOS does it right, WTF.

  13. #36

    False economics

    Quote Originally Posted by Browsebot
    $150 - $180 for FS in a hotel room in Nogi? Why is it so expensive there, when in Tijuana you can get a girl that is a 9 or 10 for an hour for $100 - $120 + room fee?
    False economics.
    From Tucson/Phoenix TJ costs about $150 to fly round trip to San Diego. Add transportation to the border/rental car (approx $25). Two pops in TJ cost $200 (taking the lowest price) + $50 (approx) room fee. Total cost for TJ = approximately $425 (about $212 per pop assuming you can do it twice in a couple of hours.) If you stay overnight, add in the price of a hotel in the area and the cost goes up.

    From Tucson to Nogales costs about a 6 gallons of gasoline, roundtrip ($13.50) plus parking ($4) plus the price of girls as mentioned above (again, taking the lowest of the price range). You don't have to add the cost of a hotel since the clubs have their own "facilities." Assuming you can get two pops, then the cost per pop is approximately $160 each.

    Don't even get me started on Thailand! Everyone says that the cost is so cheap there, but they fail to factor in the $2,000 plane ticket and the hotel for a week or so. By the time you add it all up, Thailand is about the same price (per pop) as Nogie and TJ.
    Sexhobbyist

  14. #35
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1282

    Same stupid debate... If you like TJ, fucking go to TJ...

    Quote Originally Posted by BrowseNOT
    Are all these clubs you guys are talking about the Nogales on the US Side?
    Should I start with the ole abbreviation: RTFF? Bench, take over for me here...

    I post here because USAsexguide is my fucking home board and they don't have an international section. InternationalSexguide is a different forum and my reports will be cleaned up and reposted there later.

    Quote Originally Posted by Browsebot
    $150 - $180 for FS in a hotel room in Nogi? Why is it so expensive there, when in Tijuana you can get a girl that is a 9 or 10 for an hour for $100 - $120 + room fee?
    Solution: Go to TJ.

    Or go to Bangkok where $50 gets you all night with a 9 or 10.

    Or go to Phoenix where $350 gets you an hour with the same grade.

    Or try to get the same service in Nogi and fail miserably as I noted a half dozen other mongers do throughout the week. There are some 5-7 range girls avialble for $100 in hotel rooms, but the selection decreases dramatically... Cheap Charlies ususally get rushed service. It's your choice. I choose quality and quantity, I paid just under the standard price or got longer time for the same price.

    It's their city, their pricing, their turf. Deal with it or play elsewhere.
    Of course, opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and I just showed you mine.

    While I am bitching and raising hell, I would like to address another issue:
    LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS! The girls do NOT need to know about the glowing reports you read here. They do NOT need to know their pics are posted here... Doing so will cause them to be reticent about posing for your/my camera in the future.

    Example: Abe has been told by at least four guys that a guy named Sexhobbyist hates him with a passion. Keep your fucking tounges in some chiquitas snatch, not wagging around telling all about how we know this shit.

    [LL steps off of soap box]

    Sorry if I am snippy, I am 2500 miles from where I want to be tonight. Several more reports coming over the next few days...
    LoveLOS

  15. #34
    Are all these clubs you guys are talking about the Nogales on the US Side? Or are you crossing the border and going to Nogales on the Mexican side? Reason I ask is because this is in the Nogales, Arizona forum and not Mexico. I plan to be in the area soon and want to know what's up since I was last there many years ago.

    $150 - $180 for FS in a hotel room in Nogi? Why is it so expensive there, when in Tijuana you can get a girl that is a 9 or 10 for an hour for $100 - $120 + room fee?

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