Massage Parlor Reports

[Buzz45]

Sorry guys but I can't find info on white Swan on SA, is this place FS?

Thanks a lot.

[Heartless Jay]

This is something I always worry about with MPs. Cleanliness, especially with the linens.

I've been mongering since 1980 in many states and many countries. Feel the need to share the low point in my career. Walking past a hair salon of sorts in Suva, Fiji and saw a sign for massage at $4. Always up for an adventure, I went for it. Just a curtained off corner with a few barber chairs a few yards away. Fat Indian lady told me to strip and lie down. Sheet was pretty dirty and on the middle of the table was a filthy hand towel, stiff as cardboard. Picked it up with two fingers and threw it on the floor. After a really shitty massage and an even shittier HJ, she picked that towel up off the floor and scrubbed the jizz off my belly with it. Guess there was only one towel and I was nowhere close to the first customer that day. If there were an AA for mongers, I'd have been at the next meeting. Takes a lot to gross me out, but this was the low point. But when little head starts talking, he usually gets his way, and I got right back on the horse to ride again.

[Heartless Jay]

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

Jackhammer is the technique used at most of the VT jack shacks. Lube you up and pump as hard and as fast as possible, to get you to blow quickly and send you on your way. When you hear this term, it's not a good thing. She was not hot for me (LOL, me and my saggy old ass), she was saying get your mits off of my tits!

[StubbornMule]

Krystal is great but she is a bit pricey and she will short you about 10-minuteson on the hour. She is one of the best massages out there and she's super cool and good looking.

This is about right. I agree she is very nice and gives a wonderful massage. I've also been annoyed a bit with the shorting time, especially since she increased her rates from 1. 65 to 1. 85. I haven't found anyone who gives a harder massage though.

[Grimmy23]

I bring my UV light wand with me. At first I didn't want them to see me using it, but to my surprise the girls love watching me clean it. I mostly get the face hole nice and clean. A few have asked me to clean their phones. They are usually extra nice after.
Im mostly nekid when they come in so I have to make sure my dink doesnt get burnt.

It's a completely unregulated industry, so they may or may not actually do anything. There's a lot of fakes out there that either don't actually emit UV, or emit UV at such low power that it doesn't do anything. There's not much clinical testing to prove whether or not it's actually effective. Hospitals use UV but the ones they use take 10-15 minutes of exposure, and you don't want to be in the room when they're on. I certainly wouldn't want to be in a room naked with anything that can kill coronaviruses. And then you have fecal bacteria and whatever might be in someone else's cum to worry about. If you're really worried, see if you can get some HBV sanitizer. That's the hospital grade stuff. Lightly mist the table with it when you walk in, and by the time you're undressed and ready to get on the table it should have killed most of anything that was on there. It's not easy to get a hold of these days though and it isn't cheap. I carry a small bottle in with me and do exactly that. Walk in, spritz the table, then get undressed and lay down.

[Kevin80]

I'm guessing she picked up the pace on his pecker. LOL. Maybe his touch got her so hot she lost control. Andy's a nice girl and can be fun. Of course I'm damn cute so YMMV. (smiley face emoji).

I wasn't sure what he meant. He took it negatively which I don't think is necessarily true. Maybe she was hot and got into it.

[HeadHunter1969]

If you ever have reason to venture out of OC, I've bumped into a place you might like:

Pain Clinic in Upland. Sara gives an excellent BBBJ for $80. She works Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. She may have changed her name since re-opening, but if you call on her workday and ask if Sara is there, Mamasan will know.

Pain Clinic in Upland

How does she look? Age? Body type? Topless? Is FS available? If she is young and hot, this could be a unicorn!

[Skinny Dugan]

I bring my UV light wand with me. At first I didn't want them to see me using it, but to my surprise the girls love watching me clean it. I mostly get the face hole nice and clean. A few have asked me to clean their phones. They are usually extra nice after.
I’m mostly nekid when they come in so I have to make sure my dink doesn’t get burnt.

Cleaning doesn't take a long time. I actually helped write the state's Covid protocols. If they have the proper sanitizers (and that's a big if, they're expensive and not easy to get right now) it's basically strip the table down, spray all contact surfaces with the sanitizer, let it sit 3 minutes, and you're good to go. Chances are they don't have the 3-minute kill time sanitizer though. From what I can tell, MP's cut every possible corner, so the chances of them having the hospital grade stuff are pretty slim. I doubt they're using much more than 409 or soapy water. I think overall if you did a full on health inspection of any MP, even the "clean" ones, you'd be pretty disgusted with what you found. Very few if any would stand up to any public health protocol, much less an elevated Covid one.

[Grimmy23]

Was in a place recently and they sat me behind a partition while another monger finished up and they "cleaned" the room. Let's just say they "cleaned" faster than anyone I'd ever seen. I did peek around the corner and see them throw a new sheet on, but it's anyone's guess if it had been washed.

Cleaning doesn't take a long time. I actually helped write the state's Covid protocols. If they have the proper sanitizers (and that's a big if, they're expensive and not easy to get right now) it's basically strip the table down, spray all contact surfaces with the sanitizer, let it sit 3 minutes, and you're good to go. Chances are they don't have the 3-minute kill time sanitizer though. From what I can tell, MP's cut every possible corner, so the chances of them having the hospital grade stuff are pretty slim. I doubt they're using much more than 409 or soapy water. I think overall if you did a full on health inspection of any MP, even the "clean" ones, you'd be pretty disgusted with what you found. Very few if any would stand up to any public health protocol, much less an elevated Covid one.

[RogerOver]

Bring a beach towel or something similar to lay on, or at least a small towel to put under your ass. I wouldn't put it past even some of the "cleaner" places to just move sheets from one room to another without washing them because, as I said, you can't possibly wash them fast enough unless you have 2 washing machines, and even then it's doubtful. I doubt most AMPs have two washing machines.

Was in a place recently and they sat me behind a partition while another monger finished up and they "cleaned" the room. Let's just say they "cleaned" faster than anyone I'd ever seen. I did peek around the corner and see them throw a new sheet on, but it's anyone's guess if it had been washed.

[NoClue02]

She rushed (Jackhammer) him to finish. To get him off in record time to stop him from feeling her up.

Op must have hurting her. Mild squeeze is depend on each person I think. LOL. I never had issue playing inside her bra. Haven't got to below the waist inside, she lightly moved away but laugh it off and proceed to the usual deed.

[RogerOver]

How does Sara look? Thanks!

You mean besides the back of her head? Like an Asian chick in her thirties with small C cup tits. She won't win a beauty contest but she isn't ugly, IMO.

[Wireless91910]

2 recent reviews from yelp. Can you tell the Gender of the reviewers? LOL.

3/4/21 4 star.

This spa is nice, clean, well run and always a relaxing healing experience. Lovely ladies with professional attitudes.

3/7/2021 1 star.

The place faces a ugly parking lot, a massage should be in a nice serene place and the women that work here think they are hot and they are not. They come into 711 and think they are so great. Again they work in a parking lot hahaha fools.

Money talks here. Quality is higher than normal, but expect Golden Pussy Syndrome. I'm over paying a premium for high mileage and quality. But them not wanting to work for it and have repeat clients. The boner breaking 'you cum quick?' bullshit.

[Wireless91910]

She rushed (Jackhammer) him to finish. To get him off in record time to stop him from feeling her up.

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

[McNutties]

If you ever have reason to venture out of OC, I've bumped into a place you might like:

Pain Clinic in Upland. Sara gives an excellent BBBJ for $80. She works Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. She may have changed her name since re-opening, but if you call on her workday and ask if Sara is there, Mamasan will know.

Pain Clinic in Upland

How does Sara look? Thanks!