Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Was in a place recently and they sat me behind a partition while another monger finished up and they "cleaned" the room. Let's just say they "cleaned" faster than anyone I'd ever seen. I did peek around the corner and see them throw a new sheet on, but it's anyone's guess if it had been washed.

Cleaning doesn't take a long time. I actually helped write the state's Covid protocols. If they have the proper sanitizers (and that's a big if, they're expensive and not easy to get right now) it's basically strip the table down, spray all contact surfaces with the sanitizer, let it sit 3 minutes, and you're good to go. Chances are they don't have the 3-minute kill time sanitizer though. From what I can tell, MP's cut every possible corner, so the chances of them having the hospital grade stuff are pretty slim. I doubt they're using much more than 409 or soapy water. I think overall if you did a full on health inspection of any MP, even the "clean" ones, you'd be pretty disgusted with what you found. Very few if any would stand up to any public health protocol, much less an elevated Covid one.

[RogerOver]

Bring a beach towel or something similar to lay on, or at least a small towel to put under your ass. I wouldn't put it past even some of the "cleaner" places to just move sheets from one room to another without washing them because, as I said, you can't possibly wash them fast enough unless you have 2 washing machines, and even then it's doubtful. I doubt most AMPs have two washing machines.

Was in a place recently and they sat me behind a partition while another monger finished up and they "cleaned" the room. Let's just say they "cleaned" faster than anyone I'd ever seen. I did peek around the corner and see them throw a new sheet on, but it's anyone's guess if it had been washed.

[NoClue02]

She rushed (Jackhammer) him to finish. To get him off in record time to stop him from feeling her up.

Op must have hurting her. Mild squeeze is depend on each person I think. LOL. I never had issue playing inside her bra. Haven't got to below the waist inside, she lightly moved away but laugh it off and proceed to the usual deed.

[RogerOver]

How does Sara look? Thanks!

You mean besides the back of her head? Like an Asian chick in her thirties with small C cup tits. She won't win a beauty contest but she isn't ugly, IMO.

[Wireless91910]

2 recent reviews from yelp. Can you tell the Gender of the reviewers? LOL.

3/4/21 4 star.

This spa is nice, clean, well run and always a relaxing healing experience. Lovely ladies with professional attitudes.

3/7/2021 1 star.

The place faces a ugly parking lot, a massage should be in a nice serene place and the women that work here think they are hot and they are not. They come into 711 and think they are so great. Again they work in a parking lot hahaha fools.

Money talks here. Quality is higher than normal, but expect Golden Pussy Syndrome. I'm over paying a premium for high mileage and quality. But them not wanting to work for it and have repeat clients. The boner breaking 'you cum quick?' bullshit.

[Wireless91910]

She rushed (Jackhammer) him to finish. To get him off in record time to stop him from feeling her up.

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

[McNutties]

If you ever have reason to venture out of OC, I've bumped into a place you might like:

Pain Clinic in Upland. Sara gives an excellent BBBJ for $80. She works Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. She may have changed her name since re-opening, but if you call on her workday and ask if Sara is there, Mamasan will know.

Pain Clinic in Upland

How does Sara look? Thanks!

[HeadorTail]

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

I'm guessing she picked up the pace on his pecker. LOL. Maybe his touch got her so hot she lost control. Andy's a nice girl and can be fun. Of course I'm damn cute so YMMV. (smiley face emoji).

[Kevin80]

Third time seeing Bamboo Andy today. First two times played it cool and kept my hands to myself and was rewarded with a nice slow sensual HE on the flip, bordering on edging. Today however I pushed the issue after the teasing started and as soon as I stared roaming, out came the jackhammer. Doh! Wasn't aggressive, just some OTC mild tit squeezing and a hand on the vj. Got the message loud and clear though. Will spread my money around elsewhere for the time being. Shame too, as she was cute, gave a decent massage, and seemed happy to see me.

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

[Grimmy23]

Guess we need to bring our own sheets. LOL.

Bring a beach towel or something similar to lay on, or at least a small towel to put under your ass. I wouldn't put it past even some of the "cleaner" places to just move sheets from one room to another without washing them because, as I said, you can't possibly wash them fast enough unless you have 2 washing machines, and even then it's doubtful. I doubt most AMPs have two washing machines.

[RogerOver]

This is something I always worry about with MPs. Cleanliness, especially with the linens. A place can look clean, but if you have any idea how operations of a spa work, you know that keeping up with laundry is VERY difficult. Most legit spas get sheets from a linen service because you dirty them up faster than you can possibly wash them in house. That means a big truck pulling up once a week and dropping off a big ass pile of clean sheets and taking away the old ones. I'm pretty certain none of the "hobby" MPs are doing that. You can only get 6 sheets at a time in your washing machine, if you're lucky, so if you have are or 5 girls working and seeing more than one customer an hour you're soiling more sheets than you can possibly wash.

At my spa we use linen service for sheets and wash our own towels. On a busy weekend day we can't keep up with the towels. We're still washing the weekend's towel load into Monday morning. And that's with 8 providers, 3 receptionists, and a manager on staff. And again, that's just towels.

I know some AMPs are better than others, but a lot of them certainly aren't changing sheets after every customer, and the way they wash towels is suspect. I've been to a number of them over the years that just flipped the sheet over and put it right back on the table right after I jizzed all over it. The girl did that while I was still in the room getting dressed. Needless to say I never went back there again. Gross. Just one thing to keep an eye out for at these places.

Guess we need to bring our own sheets. LOL.

[RogerOver]

I can't seem to find a place that has hot women that do a decent massage and a BBBJ in OC. I'm probably going to stick to HX for sometime.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

If you ever have reason to venture out of OC, I've bumped into a place you might like:

Pain Clinic in Upland. Sara gives an excellent BBBJ for $80. She works Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. She may have changed her name since re-opening, but if you call on her workday and ask if Sara is there, Mamasan will know.

Pain Clinic in Upland

[Grimmy23]

The room looked pretty grimy and one of the towels on the bed looked like it might of had a shit stain or something else so I replaced it with a clean folded towel I found. Early 40's Asian lady walks in the room wearing tight clothes that accentuate her bolt ons and thick ass. She seems nice and has a nice body so I forget about the shit stained towels for a minute. We exchange pleasantries and it turns out she is Thai. I try to make small talk and tell her I don't speak Thai but I like Thai food and she laughs. Then she asks me straight if I want FS so I'm like yeah and she asks for donation $. 2. She starts me off with a 5 min massage of my back and then cleans me up to flip me over. Massage was oily and meh..

This is something I always worry about with MPs. Cleanliness, especially with the linens. A place can look clean, but if you have any idea how operations of a spa work, you know that keeping up with laundry is VERY difficult. Most legit spas get sheets from a linen service because you dirty them up faster than you can possibly wash them in house. That means a big truck pulling up once a week and dropping off a big ass pile of clean sheets and taking away the old ones. I'm pretty certain none of the "hobby" MPs are doing that. You can only get 6 sheets at a time in your washing machine, if you're lucky, so if you have are or 5 girls working and seeing more than one customer an hour you're soiling more sheets than you can possibly wash.

At my spa we use linen service for sheets and wash our own towels. On a busy weekend day we can't keep up with the towels. We're still washing the weekend's towel load into Monday morning. And that's with 8 providers, 3 receptionists, and a manager on staff. And again, that's just towels.

I know some AMPs are better than others, but a lot of them certainly aren't changing sheets after every customer, and the way they wash towels is suspect. I've been to a number of them over the years that just flipped the sheet over and put it right back on the table right after I jizzed all over it. The girl did that while I was still in the room getting dressed. Needless to say I never went back there again. Gross. Just one thing to keep an eye out for at these places.

[Heartless Jay]

Third time seeing Bamboo Andy today. First two times played it cool and kept my hands to myself and was rewarded with a nice slow sensual HE on the flip, bordering on edging. Today however I pushed the issue after the teasing started and as soon as I stared roaming, out came the jackhammer. Doh! Wasn't aggressive, just some OTC mild tit squeezing and a hand on the vj. Got the message loud and clear though. Will spread my money around elsewhere for the time being. Shame too, as she was cute, gave a decent massage, and seemed happy to see me.

[Heartless Jay]

What does she look like?

Amy looked really good to me, but of course we all like something different in a girl. Latina, cute face, thick but firm body, large breasts, big round firm ass (which is what I fixated on), big tatt on her back. And with me she had a great attitude. Didn't bust my balls haggling for more cash either.