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03-08-21 21:30 #34725
Snip, Snip
You clearly had the Tom Brady of urologists. Consider yourself fortunate. Pain, swelling, ice and a bag of frozen peas are usually part of the deal. Although firing blanks is a nice lift.
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03-08-21 20:20 #34724
CL ad been going on for awhile
Anyone try this one out yet any reports?
https://orlando.craigslist.org/biz/d...281179937.html
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03-08-21 19:43 #34723
Prettysimple for me
I got mine done during Bike week and rode my bike to the doctor's office to get the vasectomy and left there straight to Daytona. Never had any issues at all. Mine was a one post test deal. Tested, got a 0 count and never went back. I have heard of it growing back, but that's due to how it's done. Some doctors just snip it and put clips on. Those may grow back. Mine took about an inch of the tube out so no chance of it growing back together. It's literally one snip maybe an eighth inch on each side requiring one stitch each. So yeah, if I can ride my Harley 60 miles to Daytona and walk Main street all day and night without an issue, you may not want to jog, but it's really nothing other than piece of mind. Best thing I ever did. Several friends have gotten them done and gone straight to work without issue. I wish they had done mine at birth LOL. Woulda saved me a bunch of shit in my life. Originally Posted by Horsetrader
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03-08-21 19:32 #34722
Yea I definitely got a good crack up about that one.
Google is your friend haha.
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03-08-21 19:05 #34721
Easy, but not that easy.
You do not jog home, you need to use extra care for a few days. The worst part is the stitches can itch. Surgical discomfort is about same level as having a cavity filled. Originally Posted by NutSoup
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The post vasectomy testing must be done more than once. I know a man whose vasectomy failed after about 3 years. He discovered the issue because his new girlfriend wouldn't go BB until tested again. One in 600 fail, not a lot unless it is you.
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03-08-21 16:59 #34720
Double Report from Last Week. NDS and Milk
I visited last week and went to New Day and Milk after reading your reports.
NDS. Annie (or Anna). This was her first day ever working, but after some practice, she's probably going to be a star. 20's, petite, natural B's, full of energy. She told me that her day had been confusing and she was still figuring things out and learning. There was a lot of nervous small talk. Nice preview BJ and RIM in the shower but it was more going thru the motions. Once we got back to the room, she was getting more comfortable and agressive and that youthful energy was on display as she rode for a while mixing in LFK before we switched up to stand mish so I could take advantage of the mirrors. I ask her to finish with a BJ and she hopped on the edge of the table and pulled the cover off but didn't know what to do at the finish. She ended up pulling me out and finishing in her hand while keeping the table from catching any stray shots. She seems willing and excited to please but just needs to get up to speed.
Milk. Yumi. An all-around pro and a great experience. The shower was just was wash and I was concerned about the extras but once in the room, Yumi had me laying face down and was stabbing away with her tongue. She turned me over and got into 69 where she was pretty vocal before going to the main event and giving me tons of compliments. Some DFK before for going to standing mish and K9. Then she said those magical words, "Do you want to cum in my mouth? Overall, solid performance and she makes you feel like your a stud.
You guys have a great value to the performance situation going on down here. Thanks for all the info.
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03-08-21 16:44 #34719"Jog home after?" Uh, no. There's a reason they are usually done on Fridays the procedure takes 30 minutes but you will be sore for the weekend. Doc said use it as an excuse to sit around and watch sports all weekend and have your beers brought to you. I was told to wear a jockstrap to prevent movement and additional soreness. I only wore tighty whiteys and paid for it with soreness longer than the weekend. Originally Posted by NutSoup
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Yes it's totally worth the one weekend payment.
No you will not jog home afterwards or have sex for a few days.
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03-08-21 16:07 #34718
New spot maybe old face?
Alright well this one is kind of funny but ends up with finding a new place I guess.
In this dream every so often I get legit massages a good therapist can really heal a aching body. After many years of searching a found a place a few years ago called fl massage spa off 17-9X Tina was my therapist there very religious family kids all that No hint of extra's at this place ever. Didn't go there for that. Anyways saw Tina a bunch she would heal me for months. Move out of the area I'm not able to go there anymore for about a year. Fast forward to today. I'm in the area and I want to go see my old friend Tina at fl massage and spa. I call up first red flag is that the number I call now says "Spring spa" Ok. Call up ask if she is there. In typical non English the response is "Tina yes open now come you" 2nd red flag. I might just be dumb because I should of known at that point that it wasn't legit but my back has been killing me and Tina was actually one of the best therapist I ever seen. So I head out.
I get there walk in place has been completely remodeled. Dark. Window is super small 3rd red flag. What were all used too here pretty much. Out comes a tiny Asian maybe 40-50 years old. I ask if Tina is here she says "yes me Tina" I say ok. Hint. Its not Tina well at least not the Tina I have seen for legit massages. At this point I'm just like fuck it and I go with it. In the dream I dreamt of fairly good job on a massage better then most AMP's. To my shock she had tiny b maybe c cup implants. I had already unloaded twice this morning so there was no chance of her working one out of me but I figured fuck it fun to let her try and she did but couldn't make it happen. Nothing on her. More seemed to be on the menu. A+ for effort and care C probably for looks.
TLDR; Going to a old place for a legit professional massage I guess they were bought out turned into a jack shack renamed to Spring spa on 17/9X in Casselberry.
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03-07-21 22:48 #34717
Yep
Thank you Craiglyszt! Originally Posted by Craiglyszt
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03-07-21 22:14 #34716
Post Vasc
Dude, It's like a pistol, still fires, but it fires blanks. Originally Posted by WawaMan
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03-07-21 20:26 #34715
Yes, I Konw
Yeah, I know, but I don't get a chance to use that line much. Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah
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I too thought it was funny as shit the first time I heard it.
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03-07-21 16:08 #34714
No difference
A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again. Originally Posted by WawaMan
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03-07-21 15:52 #34713
Really?
You can still cum if you have a vasectomy! We like to say RTFF in here, but, please do some research before you type man, geez LOL at this one. Originally Posted by WawaMan
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03-07-21 14:08 #34712
No Fun if you Can't Cum
I like turning them into a glazed donut"! Originally Posted by HOD415
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03-07-21 09:23 #34711
MOna
Mona left the end of Feb. , she'll be back towards the end of March. Originally Posted by Jlttow
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