Massage Parlor Reports

**FakeBoobHunter** · 03-08-21 16:07

Alright well this one is kind of funny but ends up with finding a new place I guess.

In this dream every so often I get legit massages a good therapist can really heal a aching body. After many years of searching a found a place a few years ago called fl massage spa off 17-9X Tina was my therapist there very religious family kids all that No hint of extra's at this place ever. Didn't go there for that. Anyways saw Tina a bunch she would heal me for months. Move out of the area I'm not able to go there anymore for about a year. Fast forward to today. I'm in the area and I want to go see my old friend Tina at fl massage and spa. I call up first red flag is that the number I call now says "Spring spa" Ok. Call up ask if she is there. In typical non English the response is "Tina yes open now come you" 2nd red flag. I might just be dumb because I should of known at that point that it wasn't legit but my back has been killing me and Tina was actually one of the best therapist I ever seen. So I head out.

I get there walk in place has been completely remodeled. Dark. Window is super small 3rd red flag. What were all used too here pretty much. Out comes a tiny Asian maybe 40-50 years old. I ask if Tina is here she says "yes me Tina" I say ok. Hint. Its not Tina well at least not the Tina I have seen for legit massages. At this point I'm just like fuck it and I go with it. In the dream I dreamt of fairly good job on a massage better then most AMP's. To my shock she had tiny b maybe c cup implants. I had already unloaded twice this morning so there was no chance of her working one out of me but I figured fuck it fun to let her try and she did but couldn't make it happen. Nothing on her. More seemed to be on the menu. A+ for effort and care C probably for looks.

TLDR; Going to a old place for a legit professional massage I guess they were bought out turned into a jack shack renamed to Spring spa on 17/9X in Casselberry.

**HOD415** · 03-07-21 22:48

Originally Posted by Craiglyszt [View Original Post]

Dude, It's like a pistol, still fires, but it fires blanks.

Thank you Craiglyszt!

**Craiglyszt** · 03-07-21 22:14

Originally Posted by WawaMan [View Original Post]

I like turning them into a glazed donut"!

Dude, It's like a pistol, still fires, but it fires blanks.

**Wawa Man** · 03-07-21 20:26

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

You can still cum if you have a vasectomy! We like to say RTFF in here, but, please do some research before you type man, geez LOL at this one.

Yeah, I know, but I don't get a chance to use that line much.

I too thought it was funny as shit the first time I heard it.

**Dugglc** · 03-07-21 16:08

Originally Posted by WawaMan [View Original Post]

I like turning them into a glazed donut"!

A vasectomy only makes you not make babies. Nothing else changes. Takes 30 minutes total with a quick shave by a hopefully cute nurse. (No happy ending LOL) Doesn't hurt at all, and you could literally jog home after. Then one visit with a self made cup of batter for testing and it's done. Never worry about making babies again.

**WestcoastRydah** · 03-07-21 15:52

Originally Posted by WawaMan [View Original Post]

I like turning them into a glazed donut"!

You can still cum if you have a vasectomy! We like to say RTFF in here, but, please do some research before you type man, geez LOL at this one.

**Wawa Man** · 03-07-21 14:08

Originally Posted by HOD415 [View Original Post]

Yeah, after my first kid I got a vasectomy. If you're over 40 just do it!

I like turning them into a glazed donut"!

**Nudeed** · 03-07-21 09:23

Originally Posted by Jlttow [View Original Post]

Where's Mona working went by King today they said she wasn't working.

Mona left the end of Feb. , she'll be back towards the end of March.

**HOD415** · 03-06-21 23:58

After several positive reviews for you Massage I decided to check it out. I got there around 3 pm and it wasn't very busy. I was greeted by Jenny and she led me back to the room and asked if I wanted a TS, I said, "yes". Jenny tells me to get undressed then leaves. I was thinking I hit the jackpot because I really wanted Jenny. A few minutes later another girl comes in and asks if I'm ready then takes me into the shower room. She kept her clothes on the entire time and the TS was very mechanical with no bonuses, took about 4 min for the whole thing. I was thinking maybe she's just helping out with TS duty hence the not so good service. After the shower I dry myself off and there's no mouth wash offer (WTF?) We get back to the room and the girl says, "face down on the table, hang on baby", then she leaves. At this point I wasn't sure if she would be back or if Jenny was coming back. After about 5 min. The girl comes back and at this time I figure she's doing the massage so I ask her name and she tells me Yuki; or is it you-ki or maybe You-ki, anyway. She starts off with the "massage", it's more like pinching me all over in a massage-like fashion, not very pleasant. After a couple minutes she asks if I want it softer and I say, "yes". Yuki then just starts running the palms of her hands all over my back side, no funny business at all. After 10 min or so she asks me to turn over and resumes the hand rubbing thing for a few more minutes. Yuki then asks me if I want HJ and I say no, FS, she says, you want everything baby, and I say yes, she tells me $. 6 and I hand over the Mario's, she says, I'll be right back. After about 5 min she comes back and starts off with standing BBJ that was ok for about 2 min. After the blood gets flowing she gets up on the table and gets into position for 69, BBJ isn't really anything exciting but Yuki does have a nice labia which I liked sucking and pulling on. 69 goes on for a little less than 10 min and then Yuki goes over to the table to get the wrapper and I tell her no and hand her my own. Yuki wraps me up and starts of with a lack luster CG for about 5-6 min then asks if I want to get on top, we switch places and Yuki gets into mish. We do mish for a several minutes than she asks if I want to "do dog", I say yes. Yuki gets on all fours and I slide it in behind her. I'm not sure what it is with some of these girls but they will push to the right while thrusting and it's really awkward, it's difficult to get a rhythm when off center, so this is what Yuki does. During the doggie I force her to stay on center and get a good rhythm going. We stay in K9 until I fill the wrapper. Yuki then cleans me up and once again leaves the room to return a few minutes later. When Yuki returned she finished off the hr. With a weak 10 min massage.

Yuki is ok looking, about 5'1", probably about 120 lbs with DD breasts. There was not much kissing until the end and she really didn't get into other than saying "oh yes" a lot. Certainly not worth the $. 6. Not sure if I will return to UM considering it's too far for me to travel for so-so service. If I want something that is just ok, there's lots of options closer to me. I have better sex with my doll at home and she's a lot better looking than Yuki and better body too, js.

**Batman6969** · 03-06-21 21:38

My my way to the new team Kiko location and I was pleasantly surprised. The place has obviously been remodeled since the last time I was there which was nice. Kilo met me at the door and as we were walking to the room Candy was walking up the hallway towards us. When she sees it was me she yelled "my husband ". Ran up and gave me a big kiss and ran her hand down my pants grabbing my already semi hard cock and she said "I want you to feed me breakfast so at that point I had to have her. Had a crazy time in the TS and that is where I fed her breakfast. There wasn't anyone else there yet so we took our time and I was eating my breakfast right there in the TS room. Wasn't sure if we were ever going to actually make it to the room. But when we finally did I bent her over the table and started pounding the hell out of this girl. Turned her around for some standing mish and I felt round 2 of her breakfast cumming so I spun her around pulled off the hat and fed her again. She looked up at me and thanked me for feeding her twice. So Milk Massage definitely lived up to its name as I was thoroughly milked!!

**KenAdams3141** · 03-06-21 20:29

Originally Posted by Jlttow [View Original Post]

Where's Mona working went by King today they said she wasn't working.

Mona wasn't at NDS today. I saw 3 new girls i've never seen before.

**Jlttow** · 03-06-21 20:05

Where's Mona working went by King today they said she wasn't working.

**OdinsBeard78** · 03-06-21 20:04

Went in today hoping for the great service I have gotten in the past but no such luck. Even worse I can't even remember the girls name that I got, but she was tiny tiny. After I was greeted I was taken back to a room and the provider came in. She took me to the table shower. Typical body slide stuff and there was some TUMA and BBBJ in there, she didn't offer me the mouthwash like most girls have done there in the past. Back to the room I'm on the table. She spends more than a few minutes on her phone, which I swear it looked like she was on a banking app. Maybe they give the cash to the manager and then they get venmo the $$ I asked if everything was ok and she said yes. On the table she's kissing me all over and more TUMA. I'm looking in the mirror and I thought she had something in her hand. Wasnt sure. She rolls me over and starts BBBJ. Its at this point I notice she has a tissue in her hand and she's intermittently wiping off her tongue as she's giving me the BJ. Not sure what she thinks its going to do for her my dick is already in your mouth honey as was my asshole (she did a nice job cleaning it though). Anyway, none of the usual 69 or face sitting like usual. I asked her to and she just got the condom and got on top of me. Not sure if there was a language barrier or she was just not into letting me daty. Anyway I finally got her bent over the table for some doggy. As I got close to finishing she got on her knees and let me fuck her mouth (covered still). At this point we had about 10 minutes left of my hour she gave me a quick massage. No attempt at a second round BJ or handy like I've had almost every time I've been there. I hope this was just an anomaly and not how its going to be.

After that disappointment I went and got some tacos from that place across from the navy surplus store. Good stuff and I needed some kinda taco in my mouth.

**TheLibertarian** · 03-06-21 19:32

I need to thank you guys. I did not know MC moved until I came here to check. I had not been to King Spa yet. They are 10 minutes away, so gave them a shot.

I go in and they charge the normal massage price, unlike at MC. Then takes me in the shower and starts negotiating. Its unfair practices when they negotiate with a tongue up your ass LOL. She lets me know a second girl is available. I take that choice. It was an hour of close to every acronym you can think of. I have long hair, and they kept hinting they like to party. I am drug free though, LOL. I did not let them know this. Was an A+ experience. They let know that next time I could use back entrance. The total cost was 3. 4 $.