Escort Reviews

**Daddy4U** · 03-07-21 09:15

Originally Posted by Ceenote [View Original Post]

Another monger recently asked about Kyla in the Monger ISO thread. I replied to that question, but now notice that I misspelled her name as Kayla.

Uncle Clermont found Cincy Kyla (correct spelling) last month in possession of drug abuse instruments. She is not listed as a current guest of that county, but a warrant was issued for being a no show for court. I know that we like to think of her as just a hard working mom trying to make ends meet, but the girl has got problems just like the rest.

She also has a BF that got out of prison a while back and she is staying with him. He has a tight hold on her and checks all her messages. I can't say that I blame him. To have her all to himself to get high and bang all day, it must be a tough life.

She definitely will be missed. I'm glad I was one of many of the lucky ones to get to bang her. Maybe her dumb ass BF will get locked up again and she'll come back.

**LurkinGround** · 03-07-21 07:44

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

She's not "very beautiful" with all that excess weight. At least the reviewer does hint, though, that she could stand to drop a few pounds. But if Silver is the "shining star", I want to move to a new galaxy.

Classic!

Thanks for the laugh!

I have always read reviews with a grain of salt, knowing that in these cases, beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder. Most of the times, their 10 is a 5 at best on my scale, LOL.

**Todd Cincy** · 03-06-21 21:47

Originally Posted by RogerOver [View Original Post]

I have to agree with these two. Everyone on here knows I'm the very FIRST guy to jump up and call a chick old or ugly, but I've seen Sara plenty of times, and she's a fit, hot whatever-year-old. She will seriously throw some wonderful ass on you. Anal? No problem. CIM? Yep. Hot fucking body? You betcha! A well designed fuck chamber? Best I've been in with Cincy based escort. Reasonably priced? Fuck yeah. She's even told me she should raise rates, but doesn't because she has a regular cast of characters that keep her going. She also remembers you, and ups the game every fucking time you go see her.

While she's not the youngest or even the most beautiful, she made me a very happy man on many occasions. I'd advise everyone to hide their puppies and kittens, because she must be bathing in their blood to stay so hot while Todd tells us she's an old hag.

Enjoy her if you can manage to get past her screening. Only woman I've seen that has wine, cheese and grapes ready to lay around and munch on between the fuck bench and the sex swing.

The reason I make contrary reviews is because there is indeed a group here that has some *very* flexible standards on age and weight, and I've been burned in the past by taking those reviews at face value. For example:

Silver:

Nice lady! But when I saw her (about a year ago), she had a visible overhanging belly. Her photos either weren't current, or they had been photoshopped to hide the spare tire.

Pretty Cameron:

I made an appointment with her 2 years ago, based on one very strategically posed pic, and the breathless reviews of some of her fans here. When I showed up, I was greeted by a masculine bull dyke with the body of middle age truck driver, including the massive belly. I had to cancel on the spot. It was an uncomfortable situation for both of us.

I've made my points on Sara TT so I won't belabor them again in this post.

Many of the glowing reviews are made on the basis of lower expectations. Here's a concrete example, from one of the review sites. The review is of Silver:

"I have finally found an Unicorn in NKY. Silver is the a shining star in the Cincinnati area. Very beautiful, she is a 30 something year old Woman not a 20 something child / addict. As a woman, she downplays her beauty and her weight, which is appropriate for her height and the fact that she has had a child or two. ".

Silver might be "okay in a pinch". She's not "very beautiful" with all that excess weight. At least the reviewer does hint, though, that she could stand to drop a few pounds. But if Silver is the "shining star", I want to move to a new galaxy.

I'm sure there are also many of you out there who would love to have a bevy of hot, young, non-drug-using, reasonably priced providers. But that isn't where we are now. Discreet Desires is defunct, and we haven't seen an indie like Shelly 19 for a number of years now. Largely because of COVID, we're in a market where you simply don't get much for your money, in most cases.

Like all of you, I've made due with less than I wanted when the market was down. Sometimes when you're driving on the interstate, you eat at Taco Bell or White Castle because that's all that is available.

It's also fine to honestly prefer Taco Bell or White Castle to fine dining. Those restaurants are cheaper, after all. But it's also good to give other diners who are unfamiliar with those restaurants a realistic view of what they'll be getting. Once again, that's why I occasionally post some contrary reviews.

**MontyCliff** · 03-06-21 20:46

Originally Posted by Hooter12 [View Original Post]

https://cincinnati.skipthegames.com/...n/055898904453

Texted this one and pretty quick response. Said wouldn't be available till later in the evening as she was at her legit job. But who knows they all full of crap. Got with her and it is the girl in the ad. Said she was 23 and I believe her. Pretty girl. I'm not really into black girls but she has a nice slender petite body. Not the usual well. Ya know. Body is firm and saw no baby damage or really any damage at all. Quiet and reserved. Started out with the standard BBBJ. Good enough but uninspired. Moved to mish and was fine. She says she is GFE and will kiss but with closed mouth. One thing I did notice is that when we moved from mish I got a strong whiff of vagina odor and I do mean strong. She said she had freshened up, obviously not. But anyway she was agreeable, nice, quiet, didn't say no to anything reasonable. Like I said has a pretty firm slender body. Was not a clock watcher but quoted a little high donation. She did say she would loosen up a little next time and she was nervous. Finished with decent enough BBBJ. Not tops on my call in list but a definite repeater. I recommend.

She also received a good review on the Columbus board, I guess he travels to Cincy.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Reviews/page2

**Hillbilly Bob** · 03-06-21 18:59

Originally Posted by HarleyRay [View Original Post]

I seen her the other day save your money, the pictures Steve sent me are old ones when she wasn't skin and bones, tits sag way down.

The days of him having top providers as in the past are gone. Brookee, Silver, Ryan, Natalie, Nicole now those were providers you could see over an over an they just got better.

**RogerOver** · 03-06-21 18:21

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

Who is TT?

Sarah TongueTwister. She is nice enough. But it should be noted that she is in her late 40's. If you're a 35-year-old hobbyist looking for someone younger, you should probably look elsewhere.

I saw her in 2010 (11 years ago!) I thought she was a little over-the-hill for escorting even then. She did have a nice personality. But she was a heavy smoker, as I recall. I didn't see what the fuss was all about. At that time she was in her late 30's.

If you do like your escorts older (much older), you'll have a great time. If you like them younger, you'd be better to skip this one.

Note: Nothing against TT. But there is a tribe of guys here who won't even look at an escort unless she's at least 35. This is something to keep in mind if you prefer them younger.

Originally Posted by DickHerGood [View Original Post]

Let me say this. I've been with at least 80 providers. Don't really know Sara's age BUT her body is of a 25 yr old. She has the nicest round ass and she is FIT. I did not smell or taste any smoke. She loves sex for sure. So if I was a younger guy I would stay away!! LMMFAO.

Originally Posted by TroublePlay [View Original Post]

Agreed. I am in my 60's. I started mongering at 25. I have seen a couple hundred providers. Some are better looking than Sara. Few are more talented though or more fun. I will also say, I feel so at ease with her, I do things in bed with her that I seldom have done with others. If she is in her 40s looking like that, I will have what she is having. At her price point, I put her at the best value for providers living in Cincinnati. IMHO. Oh and she vapes now, so no smoke smell.

I have to agree with these two. Everyone on here knows I'm the very FIRST guy to jump up and call a chick old or ugly, but I've seen Sara plenty of times, and she's a fit, hot whatever-year-old. She will seriously throw some wonderful ass on you. Anal? No problem. CIM? Yep. Hot fucking body? You betcha! A well designed fuck chamber? Best I've been in with Cincy based escort. Reasonably priced? Fuck yeah. She's even told me she should raise rates, but doesn't because she has a regular cast of characters that keep her going. She also remembers you, and ups the game every fucking time you go see her.

While she's not the youngest or even the most beautiful, she made me a very happy man on many occasions. I'd advise everyone to hide their puppies and kittens, because she must be bathing in their blood to stay so hot while Todd tells us she's an old hag.

Enjoy her if you can manage to get past her screening. Only woman I've seen that has wine, cheese and grapes ready to lay around and munch on between the fuck bench and the sex swing.

**Hooter12** · 03-06-21 18:03

https://cincinnati.skipthegames.com/...n/055898904453

Texted this one and pretty quick response. Said wouldn't be available till later in the evening as she was at her legit job. But who knows they all full of crap. Got with her and it is the girl in the ad. Said she was 23 and I believe her. Pretty girl. I'm not really into black girls but she has a nice slender petite body. Not the usual well. Ya know. Body is firm and saw no baby damage or really any damage at all. Quiet and reserved. Started out with the standard BBBJ. Good enough but uninspired. Moved to mish and was fine. She says she is GFE and will kiss but with closed mouth. One thing I did notice is that when we moved from mish I got a strong whiff of vagina odor and I do mean strong. She said she had freshened up, obviously not. But anyway she was agreeable, nice, quiet, didn't say no to anything reasonable. Like I said has a pretty firm slender body. Was not a clock watcher but quoted a little high donation. She did say she would loosen up a little next time and she was nervous. Finished with decent enough BBBJ. Not tops on my call in list but a definite repeater. I recommend.

**DentonMan4444** · 03-06-21 17:29

Originally Posted by Carew2112 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever checked out Manda monster on LC? Thinking about switching it up and doing something besides an AMP. Looks interesting but I'm not sure.

Can't recall what LC stands for. Might be having a senior moment.

**Ceenote** · 03-06-21 14:11

Originally Posted by AsianSpiceK9 [View Original Post]

I was wondering if anyone knew what happened to Cincy Kyla? The one working out of the Mason / Fields Ertel area. I've been a regular for years but it's been crickets recently. I usually reach her with the number ending in 1824 but like I said, it's been crickets for months. The last time I saw her was in November. I wonder if something happened to her. It's not normal for her to go radio silence for this long. If anyone has any info, I'd appreciate it. If you don't have any info, any ideas on a similar provider? That would work as well. Stay safe out there!

Another monger recently asked about Kyla in the Monger ISO thread. I replied to that question, but now notice that I misspelled her name as Kayla.

Uncle Clermont found Cincy Kyla (correct spelling) last month in possession of drug abuse instruments. She is not listed as a current guest of that county, but a warrant was issued for being a no show for court. I know that we like to think of her as just a hard working mom trying to make ends meet, but the girl has got problems just like the rest.

**Carew2112** · 03-06-21 13:23

Anyone ever checked out Manda monster on LC? Thinking about switching it up and doing something besides an AMP. Looks interesting but I'm not sure.

**TroublePlay** · 03-06-21 12:51

Originally Posted by DickHerGood [View Original Post]

Let me say this. I've been with at least 80 providers. Don't really know Sara's age BUT her body is of a 25 yr old. She has the nicest round ass and she is FIT. I did not smell or taste any smoke. She loves sex for sure. So if I was a younger guy I would stay away!! LMMFAO.

Agreed. I am in my 60's. I started mongering at 25. I have seen a couple hundred providers. Some are better looking than Sara. Few are more talented though or more fun. I will also say, I feel so at ease with her, I do things in bed with her that I seldom have done with others. If she is in her 40’s looking like that, I will have what she is having. At her price point, I put her at the best value for providers living in Cincinnati. IMHO. Oh and she vapes now, so no smoke smell.

**DickHerGood** · 03-06-21 09:38

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

Who is TT?

Sarah TongueTwister. She is nice enough. But it should be noted that she is in her late 40's. If you're a 35-year-old hobbyist looking for someone younger, you should probably look elsewhere.

I saw her in 2010 (11 years ago!) I thought she was a little over-the-hill for escorting even then. She did have a nice personality. But she was a heavy smoker, as I recall. I didn't see what the fuss was all about. At that time she was in her late 30's.

If you do like your escorts older (much older), you'll have a great time. If you like them younger, you'd be better to skip this one.

Note: Nothing against TT. But there is a tribe of guys here who won't even look at an escort unless she's at least 35. This is something to keep in mind if you prefer them younger.

Let me say this. I've been with at least 80 providers. Don't really know Sara's age BUT her body is of a 25 yr old. She has the nicest round ass and she is FIT. I did not smell or taste any smoke. She loves sex for sure. So if I was a younger guy I would stay away!! LMMFAO.

**RocketGuy** · 03-05-21 15:34

Originally Posted by Johnny29;5239111[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/cincinnati/57678576/[/URL]

Had a lot of fun with her before. I know she went to visit her uncle and got back a few weeks ago. But she isn't posting anyone have any updates?

She's in a relationship with an admirer down in Ghent, KY. If history is any guide, her lifestyle choices will eventually pull her back into the profession and we can enjoy her skill set once again.

**HarleyRay** · 03-05-21 15:18

I seen her the other day save your money, the pictures Steve sent me are old ones when she wasn't skin and bones, tits sag way down.

Originally Posted by BlueJacks60 [View Original Post]

Have not seen a review yet. Any intel on Shayna? She's been listed on the EE website for a few weeks now.

**HarleyRay** · 03-05-21 14:58

I seen here the other day, Steve sent me 4 pictures of her which 3 of them as the same picture just turned different ways, the pictures are old her body looks nothing like the pictures, I should of turned around and left. Her tits hang down, no ass very old looking. Save your money!