Massage Parlor Reports

[PearishBA]

They honored the appointment, which I like. I might have drawn lulu. She is smart. She said they are super busy because everyone likes "new material". She said in a month or so they will know what their real traffic is.

I got the full hour. Like the other poster, I opted for no oil. Ended up saving on the time it take for the hotel cleanup and still needing to immediately jump in the shower once back home.

Standard good ending - .4.

I also loved the fact that she cleaned up little Johnny good and when I offered to do cleanup if little Johnny, she said "it is my job". You don't need to".

Will repeat.

Ob.

Sounds like they are pretty good with the english, which could be a big negative for me. Part of what I'm paying for is to skip conversation. I actually prefer they don't speak english at all. LOL.

Are any of these girls talking throughout the massage? Because it would probably be a bit of a mood killer to even politely ask them to zip it.

[Observant]

Not trying to echo too much so I'll say massage was mediocre but not the worst. I drew lulu aka butterfly tits and she took care of me. And she does have a mighty lovely set. Might return to gauge the personality of the other workers but H. E. Is minimally exciting for me so who knows.

They honored the appointment, which I like. I might have drawn lulu. She is smart. She said they are super busy because everyone likes "new material". She said in a month or so they will know what their real traffic is.

I got the full hour. Like the other poster, I opted for no oil. Ended up saving on the time it take for the hotel cleanup and still needing to immediately jump in the shower once back home.

Standard good ending - .4.

I also loved the fact that she cleaned up little Johnny good and when I offered to do cleanup if little Johnny, she said "it is my job". You don't need to".

Will repeat.

Ob.

[Surfintiki]

Last time I was out that way, I had the chick grabbing my cock when I walked in the lobby. If you can't get laid in a FL massage parlor, well, you just cannot get laid.

Another gem of a location is Oklahoma City for FS. Visited once for work and this particular AMP has a gorgeous Brazilian girl there that I was lucky enough to draw. Everything started off with a table shower then back to the room for the massage and extras. I would def go back there if I ever get the chance.

[SkyDog513]

This is my first post some of you were talking about Florida been there done that Georgia is another vs state use to travel south alot Georgia has alot oh Koreans.

[RogerOver]

Yes Orlando is great $200 upfront will get you FS. I was in Vero Beach in Jan same thing Sonny an MiMi both FS. I don't use the AMP here but in the south you better believe I spend time there.

Last time I was out that way, I had the chick grabbing my cock when I walked in the lobby. If you can't get laid in a FL massage parlor, well, you just cannot get laid.

[Unloaded]

Nice new parlor. Quiet shopping strip. 2 girls. 60+. Decent massage from cherry. She is the short plump one. Great attitude. What you'd want from a parlor girl. Clean rooms. Ill repeat in the future I'm sure.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Lurking,

You're not getting too old you are getting wiser. Personally a HJ at an AMP just isn; t worth the 40/60 extra that people pay IMO. There are a couple of places that I'm sure you are aware where there is more available and a couple are worth it. But to me I just get the massage now if its good or go to Nani and then spend the time at specific AMP's to get exactly what I want and they know exactly what I want. Now if you ever get down south do try Orlando or St. Pete / Tampa. They will blow your mind at the AMP. Vegas is also a treat. I haven't tried LA but I hear good things and plan to visit one day.

Yes Orlando is great $200 upfront will get you FS. I was in Vero Beach in Jan same thing Sonny an MiMi both FS. I don't use the AMP here but in the south you better believe I spend time there.

[Puritanical]

Not trying to echo too much so I'll say massage was mediocre but not the worst. I drew lulu aka butterfly tits and she took care of me. And she does have a mighty lovely set. Might return to gauge the personality of the other workers but H. E. Is minimally exciting for me so who knows.

[LurkinGround]

Lurking,

You're not getting too old you are getting wiser. Personally a HJ at an AMP just isn; t worth the 40/60 extra that people pay IMO. There are a couple of places that I'm sure you are aware where there is more available and a couple are worth it. But to me I just get the massage now if its good or go to Nani and then spend the time at specific AMP's to get exactly what I want and they know exactly what I want. Now if you ever get down south do try Orlando or St. Pete / Tampa. They will blow your mind at the AMP. Vegas is also a treat. I haven't tried LA but I hear good things and plan to visit one day.

LOL, love the reply, thanks! For the past couple years, an AMP has always been a "last resort" type of an encounter for me. With the current sad state of providers in this area, my hobbying has declined. Every now and then I find a unicorn but after 2-3 visits, it too becomes old. I have a penchant for the Asians however (I'm married to one) and the AMP has always been an easy, no hassle way to have some fun. If more were on the table, I would be "all in", pun intended.

I have been to a few in Las Vegas on the rare occasion I couldn't find a Casino Girl that captured my fancy. Also been to some down in Orlando and Daytona, hot, young girls that were down for anything. If you have a recommendation for any good ones around here, let me know. PM is cool, take care.

[IFeelGood]

I ventured out today, 1st time at an AMP since last summer, nothing going on with the Chester Rd Asians so I thought what the hell.

Good location, busy area but off the beaten path a bit. Clean, nice rooms, 3 girls working and I got the cutest of the 3. Can't remember the name, something like Beelee, whatever, LOL.

Cute, reasonably young, mid-thirties I am guessing. Asked for 30 minutes, standard 40. Good english, lots of teasing, on the flip, asked if I wanted oil and I am thinking DYI but no, she grabbed on and went to work.

Me, being me, I asked if she did anything else and I was encouraged by her answer, what do else do you want, she asked. I motioned BJ and she said, oh, no, no. Then I put my hand between her legs and said this? And she replied, no, no. I then asked, what else is there?? And she laughed. So I thought for a few seconds and stroked her boob and said will you show me these? Yes, she said and out they came. Then I put my hand on her crotch and said this too and I was told next week, so maybe the wrong time of the month to ask. She had a good personality, cute and friendly.

With that being said, I doubt I will repeat. A handy from a pretty Asian just doesn't do it for me any longer. I desire more than just getting cranked off while rubbing their butt or, like today, having a handful of tit. Maybe I'm just getting too old, LOL but I need a bit more kink.

Lurking,

You're not getting too old you are getting wiser. Personally a HJ at an AMP just isn; t worth the 40/60 extra that people pay IMO. There are a couple of places that I'm sure you are aware where there is more available and a couple are worth it. But to me I just get the massage now if its good or go to Nani and then spend the time at specific AMP's to get exactly what I want and they know exactly what I want. Now if you ever get down south do try Orlando or St. Pete / Tampa. They will blow your mind at the AMP. Vegas is also a treat. I haven't tried LA but I hear good things and plan to visit one day.

[Mlive123]

Yesterday, I went to one of our AMPs. Only one person working and thus she had to answer her cell phone just as my massage was starting. She does not speak or understand English, thus she put the phone up to my ear to listen to. "Your extended car warranty has expired" No one is immune from those calls.

[Carew2112]

LOL. Good one. I've been to D&P, and, as I read your paragraph, I wondered if we were thinking of the same place. I was there three times. , Twice, I got a grudging HE. The third time, when I made the motions for a HJ, the mature masseuse typed something, presumably in Chinese, into her phone, and showed me the translation: "Sir! We are not that kind of an establishment. ".

I've been there a few times. First time I only got a DIY with some really good assistance. Second time was an actual HE that she gave up on so I had to take over and then she finished it off when I got close. Third time was an awkward and terrible DIY with little to no assistance. I've never had a GREAT time there but I've always atleast managed to finish somehow haha.

[LurkinGround]

I ventured out today, 1st time at an AMP since last summer, nothing going on with the Chester Rd Asians so I thought what the hell.

Good location, busy area but off the beaten path a bit. Clean, nice rooms, 3 girls working and I got the cutest of the 3. Can't remember the name, something like Beelee, whatever, LOL.

Cute, reasonably young, mid-thirties I am guessing. Asked for 30 minutes, standard 40. Good english, lots of teasing, on the flip, asked if I wanted oil and I am thinking DYI but no, she grabbed on and went to work.

Me, being me, I asked if she did anything else and I was encouraged by her answer, what do else do you want, she asked. I motioned BJ and she said, oh, no, no. Then I put my hand between her legs and said this? And she replied, no, no. I then asked, what else is there?? And she laughed. So I thought for a few seconds and stroked her boob and said will you show me these? Yes, she said and out they came. Then I put my hand on her crotch and said this too and I was told next week, so maybe the wrong time of the month to ask. She had a good personality, cute and friendly.

With that being said, I doubt I will repeat. A handy from a pretty Asian just doesn't do it for me any longer. I desire more than just getting cranked off while rubbing their butt or, like today, having a handful of tit. Maybe I'm just getting too old, LOL but I need a bit more kink.

[PT2005]

Ugh, if you click on the 3rd pic its not just different lighting, its a different person. And its a guy. You can tell by the whole body, but the arms are the easiest giveaway. Technically the ad poster doesn't identify as a he or she, but you can probably assume the former.

Thanks PearishBA for your observations! Much appreciated!

[PearishBA]

First time poster but long time reader and grateful thanks for all the tips and recommendations that I have learned from you all! I think I should participate to give back to the board.

I texted her some time back. After months of radio silence, she finally responded earlier this week.

Anyone met her? How was she?

Original rubratings post:

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/185983

Ugh, if you click on the 3rd pic its not just different lighting, its a different person. And its a guy. You can tell by the whole body, but the arms are the easiest giveaway. Technically the ad poster doesn't identify as a he or she, but you can probably assume the former.