Massage Parlor Reports

**DatyGuru1** · 03-01-21 15:26

Originally Posted by LobberNobber [View Original Post]

OK, I've posted before and doing it again, Dee just not worth the $50 even for 1/2 hour. Try elsewhere. Props for her for trying to make a buck but place smells of smoke and frumpy is being nice. WAY too much lotion and it's strongly scented. I still smelled it after a shower. It was a very machine like session I had, she kept sniffling and she did it in a basement setting. Hard pass. No pun intended.

I've seen Dee twice. On the first visit I left smelling perhaps just like you. My HE however was quite nice, and she complied with my request for something beyond HJ. I did express my dissatisfaction with the perfumed lotion and she promised next time to do better. It was. She used fragrance free lotions, and HE was equally skilled. Yes, she's very businesslike, and she's not a beauty queen, but I consider her a bargain for a quiet hour of candle light, music, conversation, and a skilled HE. As always, us guys don't all like the same things.

**WoodSytc** · 03-01-21 14:38

Visited last night after reading the review in Penthouse Letters. Did not get the draw that Bob had but I was introduced to Ms. Jenny and she took care of little forest just fine with a standard HE. No extras as she was wrapped up tight but I suspect the next visit she will open up more if I were to ask for her or get her on the draw. 60/40 and I left with a great massage. As fucked up as it might be I do go AMPs looking for a great massage 1 and a HE 2. If I return maybe I ask for Bob's lady or maybe I simply flip the table on Jenny and see if I can open up her box of chocolates.

**LobberNobber** · 03-01-21 10:05

Originally Posted by AlphabetMan69 [View Original Post]

I saw Dee last year. The price was right and it was close by in a Strongsville house, so I knew the neighborhood would be no worries. The massage was okay (yes, I'm a HE massage snob) and the HJ HE did the trick.

Was thinking I'd probably not repeat, but now that I see her 4-handed offering, I may just give it another go and will report back on that.

Speaking of being a HE massage snob, I really Y miss Northfield Lisa. Excellent real massage, lots of teasing, and if you were a regular, you got a nice HJ, otherwise it was self-service. Patience pays off.

Be safe.

OK, I've posted before and doing it again, Dee just not worth the $50 even for 1/2 hour. Try elsewhere. Props for her for trying to make a buck but place smells of smoke and frumpy is being nice. WAY too much lotion and it's strongly scented. I still smelled it after a shower. It was a very machine like session I had, she kept sniffling and she did it in a basement setting. Hard pass. No pun intended.

**Rafter17** · 03-01-21 09:57

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

We exchanged messages. Nuru is 170 hr, 250 if you want a HE. I didn't ask about anything else since I was interested in nuru. For me, 170 with no HE is a bit steep and ridiculous. Maybe you guys can do better.

So now the massage girls are getting gps?

**SR7D1** · 03-01-21 08:32

Originally Posted by Searcher55 [View Original Post]

Well with no face, it's kind of hard to know?

We exchanged messages. Nuru is 170 hr, 250 if you want a HE. I didn't ask about anything else since I was interested in nuru. For me, 170 with no HE is a bit steep and ridiculous. Maybe you guys can do better.

**Searcher55** · 02-28-21 19:02

Well with no face, it's kind of hard to know?

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

Anyone know this one yet?

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/207493

**SR7D1** · 02-28-21 18:01

Anyone know this one yet?

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/207493

**AlphabetMan69** · 02-26-21 19:07

Originally Posted by Valdez [View Original Post]

I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?

Val, frumpy is an excellent description of Dee and, no, there's nothing over and above regarding the finale.

Lisa is Covid retired, until further notice. I've been keeping contact with her to see if I could gently pry out her future plans. Seems like until the virus is gone, it's a no go. Turns out that she was planning on leaving her location, anyway, due to the home owner where she had her spa, was going to close up in December of 2020, even without the virus.

**Searcher55** · 02-26-21 18:49

She that old fat hag whose been posting for over ten years?

Originally Posted by Valdez [View Original Post]

I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?

**Valdez** · 02-26-21 18:00

I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?

Originally Posted by AlphabetMan69 [View Original Post]

I saw Dee last year. The price was right and it was close by in a Strongsville house, so I knew the neighborhood would be no worries. The massage was okay (yes, I'm a HE massage snob) and the HJ HE did the trick.

Was thinking I'd probably not repeat, but now that I see her 4-handed offering, I may just give it another go and will report back on that.

Speaking of being a HE massage snob, I really Y miss Northfield Lisa. Excellent real massage, lots of teasing, and if you were a regular, you got a nice HJ, otherwise it was self-service. Patience pays off.

Be safe.

**Jester2292** · 02-25-21 22:42

Originally Posted by Feh5165 [View Original Post]

Whew, thanks Bob Guccione. I thought I was 16 and reading Penthouse Forum again. LOL.

Sounds like you had a good time.

DAMMIT. Thats not whiteout on my screen!!

Now I got to go clean up!

**AlphabetMan69** · 02-25-21 18:31

Originally Posted by Valdez [View Original Post]

I am interested too. https://archive.ph/nPY1z.

I saw Dee last year. The price was right and it was close by in a Strongsville house, so I knew the neighborhood would be no worries. The massage was okay (yes, I'm a HE massage snob) and the HJ HE did the trick.

Was thinking I'd probably not repeat, but now that I see her 4-handed offering, I may just give it another go and will report back on that.

Speaking of being a HE massage snob, I really Y miss Northfield Lisa. Excellent real massage, lots of teasing, and if you were a regular, you got a nice HJ, otherwise it was self-service. Patience pays off.

Be safe.

**Feh5165** · 02-24-21 08:20

Whew, thanks Bob Guccione. I thought I was 16 and reading Penthouse Forum again. LOL.

Sounds like you had a good time.

Originally Posted by BudBowl2001 [View Original Post]

Went in, paid the 60 hr fee. Drew Linda. Very attractive, solid, mid 30's girl, with a beautiful rack. To room. She left. I got undressed, and laid face down on table, I fell into a deep dream. She started a very lame massage, so I stretched the arms and started rubbing back of her legs and ass. No rejection. Se kept up the lame massage, so I stopped her, and told her I would massage her. OK, She laid down, and I started massaging her. I could see she was melting. I did not touch anything on her for about ten min. I then slowly slid up her shirt, and srated rubbing her hard flat abdomen. Kept ths up working her. Slowly I slid my hand into her yoga pants. My finger found her button, and from the feel in the area, it looks like I made her pretty wet. Ok, knowing that I start her button hard, and as I am doing that I am whispering in her ear, how I want to see her cum, oh my feel how good that is. You get the drift. Her hips are going up and down as I slide off her button and go first knuckle deep in her, rubbing her g. She is thoroughly into it. I slide down the side of the table, and figure this is the test. I grab her pants and start to slide them off. She helps. As oon as they are off, I dive in for some DATY. Very tasty. Just wish these Orientals would shave. LOL. Finger in her, and licking that kitty. She is squeezing her breats as I eat her. OH she is enjoying it. Well lets see how much. I slide up, and line up. She makes motion for cover. I say don't have one. She is making a weak attempt to get up and get one. I say its ok. I am just rubbing the tip back and forth up and down her pussy. All of a sudden she grabs her legs, lays all the way back and pulls them open. Daddys in, and buries it to the hilt. Her eyes almost bug out, as she probably isn't use to my size. I push and hold. She is breathing hard, and I can feel her pussy squeezing me, on and off. Fuck yea this is good. I alternately slow deep stroke her and pound her hard. Finally she rips off her mask, as she is breathing very hard, says its hot. I continue to pound. I sqeeze her beautiful nips as I can feel the boys rumbling. In a quandry about where to cum. She's nice enough to let me hit it bare, and I don't want a half Chinese kid, so I blow on her belly. She lays exhausted with a huge smile. Finally stirs, cleans up. Dresses and goes and gets a hot towel, and comes back and cleans me. She then goes nack to massage. Does an awesome foot massage on me, as my balls of feet have been aching. I cut it about 10 min short. DRessed. Walked out front. Gave her a franklin. OMG. I was a hero. Mommason says next time I get you, which drew a nono from Linda, he mine. LOL. Maybe I can get both!

**BudBowl2001** · 02-24-21 00:47

If Ron Jeremy's can do it, then I should be able to also.

Originally Posted by Cheech1 [View Original Post]

Way to go Bud. Keep that up and she'll be paying YOU!!

Or maybe they will line up some female clients and give you a Gig gig, LOL.

Cheech.

**MoonDoggie** · 02-23-21 17:19

Originally Posted by BudBowl2001 [View Original Post]

Went in, paid the 60 hr fee. Drew Linda. Very attractive, solid, mid 30's girl, with a beautiful rack. To room. She left. I got undressed, and laid face down on table, I fell into a deep dream. She started a very lame massage, so I stretched the arms and started rubbing back of her legs and ass. No rejection. Se kept up the lame massage, so I stopped her, and told her I would massage her. OK, She laid down, and I started massaging her. I could see she was melting. I did not touch anything on her for about ten min. I then slowly slid up her shirt, and srated rubbing her hard flat abdomen. Kept ths up working her. Slowly I slid my hand into her yoga pants. My finger found her button, and from the feel in the area, it looks like I made her pretty wet. Ok, knowing that I start her button hard, and as I am doing that I am whispering in her ear, how I want to see her cum, oh my feel how good that is. You get the drift. Her hips are going up and down as I slide off her button and go first knuckle deep in her, rubbing her g. She is thoroughly into it. I slide down the side of the table, and figure this is the test. I grab her pants and start to slide them off. She helps. As oon as they are off, I dive in for some DATY. Very tasty. Just wish these Orientals would shave. LOL. Finger in her, and licking that kitty. She is squeezing her breats as I eat her. OH she is enjoying it. Well lets see how much. I slide up, and line up. She makes motion for cover. I say don't have one. She is making a weak attempt to get up and get one. I say its ok. I am just rubbing the tip back and forth up and down her pussy. All of a sudden she grabs her legs, lays all the way back and pulls them open. Daddys in, and buries it to the hilt. Her eyes almost bug out, as she probably isn't use to my size. I push and hold. She is breathing hard, and I can feel her pussy squeezing me, on and off. Fuck yea this is good. I alternately slow deep stroke her and pound her hard. Finally she rips off her mask, as she is breathing very hard, says its hot. I continue to pound. I sqeeze her beautiful nips as I can feel the boys rumbling. In a quandry about where to cum. She's nice enough to let me hit it bare, and I don't want a half Chinese kid, so I blow on her belly. She lays exhausted with a huge smile. Finally stirs, cleans up. Dresses and goes and gets a hot towel, and comes back and cleans me. She then goes nack to massage. Does an awesome foot massage on me, as my balls of feet have been aching. I cut it about 10 min short. DRessed. Walked out front. Gave her a franklin. OMG. I was a hero. Mommason says next time I get you, which drew a nono from Linda, he mine. LOL. Maybe I can get both!

BB you've been around keep that shit to yourself, if they fucking close ugh! Don't drink and post!