Strip Club Reports

[Altered1337]

Went in yesterday. CBJ but overpriced, not worth it.

[UwHuskies87]

Has anyone ever received a dance from her? If so, what was you experience? Feel free to pm if needed.

[TiredFrog]

Oh geese this b# I saw her a long while ago at the stand she was working at. She really has a shitty attitude or I got her on an off day when I asked for a "booty shake". I hope to not see her again, I really think she is genuinely a shitty person.

This is the impression I have of her too, just from reading her IG posts. A definite case of GPS, not someone I'll go looking for at a stand or in a strip club.

[Cambodian206]

Oh geese this b# I saw her a long while ago at the stand she was working at. She really has a shitty attitude or I got her on an off day when I asked for a "booty shake". I hope to not see her again, I really think she is genuinely a shitty person.

She works at paradise espresso in bothell as well. She has never offered any extras at the stand. So I am pretty sure she won't offer anything more at kittens. But I could be wrong, if anyone knows otherwise, let all of us know. She is amazing looking.

[JSnake921]

Hi guys, any info on https://www.instagram.com/itsmet_/?hl=en.

Working at Kittens.

She works at paradise espresso in bothell as well. She has never offered any extras at the stand. So I am pretty sure she won't offer anything more at kittens. But I could be wrong, if anyone knows otherwise, let all of us know. She is amazing looking.

[NotAverage]

Hi guys, any info on https://www.instagram.com/itsmet_/?hl=en.

Working at Kittens.

[Michael1967]

It's 4:45 pm. Just got home from Kittens. I'm here to tell you that it's as if I just went through a time warp, and all the bad days are behind us. It's as if nobody missed a beat. I was there almost 3 hrs. Got my full service and lube, had my spark plugs gapped. Or, let me put it this way. If CSI was looking for my DNA, they would find it no problem. Guilty.

It was $11. To get in which included the drink. Got inside, there were about a dozen dudes there. There were at least 10 girls working. Some familiar names I recognize; Pretty, Unique, Patience (packing an extra 30+ lbs, BTW) Martina from Pandora's, Monse, (for those who care). Love, (super *****) and Hennesy. There were a few more I didn't know. There is no dancing in the usual big dance room. Dances only available in the private rooms. Rooms have a sheet of plexiglas hanging from the ceiling. I asked about that, and was told not to worry. Turned out to be true. They're there just for good measure. Nobody actually uses them. The good news is that you are NOT paying extra for the room like before. Typical is 3 for $100. After that you can get the full menu read to you. Of course, YMMV depending on who you're with. I asked about hours. Open from 10 am until 2 am. I was told that since there are only 7 rooms available, at night there can be a waiting line to get a room. Had a great time. It's been a long time, way too long. Walked in with my blue balls dragging on the floor full of slivers. Walked out with no blue anywhere to be found. Left with and extra skip in my step.

Went to kittens was ignored most of the night (a good thing). Someone asked me for a lap dance and immediately wanted to fuck for $200. I'll leave it at that.

[SkyJock]

It's 4:45 pm. Just got home from Kittens. I'm here to tell you that it's as if I just went through a time warp, and all the bad days are behind us. It's as if nobody missed a beat. I was there almost 3 hrs. Got my full service and lube, had my spark plugs gapped. Or, let me put it this way. If CSI was looking for my DNA, they would find it no problem. Guilty.

It was $11. To get in which included the drink. Got inside, there were about a dozen dudes there. There were at least 10 girls working. Some familiar names I recognize; Pretty, Unique, Patience (packing an extra 30+ lbs, BTW) Martina from Pandora's, Monse, (for those who care). Love, (super *****) and Hennesy. There were a few more I didn't know. There is no dancing in the usual big dance room. Dances only available in the private rooms. Rooms have a sheet of plexiglas hanging from the ceiling. I asked about that, and was told not to worry. Turned out to be true. They're there just for good measure. Nobody actually uses them. The good news is that you are NOT paying extra for the room like before. Typical is 3 for $100. After that you can get the full menu read to you. Of course, YMMV depending on who you're with. I asked about hours. Open from 10 am until 2 am. I was told that since there are only 7 rooms available, at night there can be a waiting line to get a room. Had a great time. It's been a long time, way too long. Walked in with my blue balls dragging on the floor full of slivers. Walked out with no blue anywhere to be found. Left with and extra skip in my step.

[Michael1967]

Are any of the clubs open in day time? Like noon on? Also heard that Kittens only doing private dances in the rooms, anyone know what they are charging for the room these days, and of course what the fine ladies are charging for a dance or two?

Kittens is doing normal dances and the prices are normal. What's going on is that the "law" says that they can't do lap dances. So, they now call the lap dances "private shows". They are supposed to remain behind the plexiglass while you sit six feet away and watch.

So, you go in the private room, they close the curtain and it's game on. I went back there with a dancer that just got back and didn't know the rules. She asked the bouncer if she was supposed to charge a fee for the room. He told her that the rooms were for private shows only. He told her she needed to be behind the plexiglass and that I would sit on the couch 6 feet away. He then said (quotes intended), "Now, I'm going to close these curtains so absolutely no one will see what happens here, but I'm assuming it will be just a private show. " She immediately climbed on my lap and went at it.

My friend that likes being fingered works the day shift. She's keeps texting me and asking me to leave work to come see her.

[Froggy2]

Are any of the clubs open in day time? Like noon on? Also heard that Kittens only doing private dances in the rooms, anyone know what they are charging for the room these days, and of course what the fine ladies are charging for a dance or two?

[BK Allday]

Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?

I TOFTT and reached out to her on Instagram. We did indeed meet up and while she is very sweet and very much the type of physique I enjoy, be aware that her VIP was 5 bills with no MSOG and no uncovered activities whatsoever.

[Clyde75]

Anyone have a clue what's going on with Pandora's? Are they open, closed? Kinda strange they opened for what. One day? And now they're closed? I read below what was said, but anyone know when they'll open again? Don't want to make the trip all the way to Kittens. Thanks.

I called the day after they opened up again and the dude on the phone said they were shutting it down indefinitely again because they couldn't viably do business with the new restrictions that were being placed on them. Whatever that means.

[Clyde75]

That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.

Dancers? I've never seen more than ONE in there and its usually Luna. Calling this place a dump is an insult to JP Patches.

[BK Allday]

Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?

[Pussy Hound]

That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.

She was super ditzy. There used to be an AA dancer there, pre COVID, that was hot. I can't remember her name though.