Massage Parlor Reports

[DickGrayson101]

https://tantra.eros.com/california/l...64.htm?cat=203

Saw this one that goes by Grace. The visit was completely rushed and overpriced. Nothing spectacular, could basically stay home and watch porn for a better value. Is there a specific place to warn others about the girls on eros that are no good?

Wow thanks for TOFTT. Did she offer any upgrades by any chance? I had been texting her on and off and she seemed strange in the texts but was always telling me she would make it "worth my time" with a tongue emoji implying a BJ saying she was good with other things besides her hands. She seemed bi polar after more conversation so I just bailed. Good to know once and for all that she is bullshit. Sorry for the experience, but thanks again for the review. What area was this? I know she was in Canoga for a bit.

[StarsTunna]

https://tantra.eros.com/california/l...64.htm?cat=203

Saw this one that goes by Grace. The visit was completely rushed and overpriced. Nothing spectacular, could basically stay home and watch porn for a better value. Is there a specific place to warn others about the girls on eros that are no good?

[HexenDuction]

Taking a break from the KAAMP price wars, I visited Ana / Jenny at Smile Massage on SMB. The shop is open from 1 - 4 pm daily until further notice. There's a guy working the reception area mask and temperature check. Jenny, who has become Anna, is same as she ever was, but is somewhat freaked by the possibility there might be a Covid compliance check of some sort. She has also put on some Covid weight, but the good new is that most of it has gone straight to her ass. You should expect that both of you will be rockin' masks, except for the interlude where she isn't.

[IceMan72]

Too funny, I saw this one in the earliest days of PD. I used a number that was tied to me so I left a nice review because she was close by my office and I think she is actually quite hot. I like her thin body. She was in Westwood at the time and so was my office.

If you go through her PD reviews, you can see there are two really bad ones that echo this one, that she is nuts. She must be on crystal, she literally cannot stop talking.

She is just awful as a human being. I regret the nice review I left her.

I saw this review on that other review site and was going to import it here, but you did so. I will go on that other site and review her terribly as well.

I had a nightmare situation on HX a while back at a motel near Knotts Berry Farm. This chick gave the best BBBJ the first time. I was a bit stressed and couldn't keep it up doing her doggystyle so I chuckled to myself. She got pissed and said I made her feel still stupid! I told her no it's me!!

However, she was a bit off! She had a knife nearby. Anyways, I tipped her well and booked another session the following week. She said she would do a BBBJ for $100! So I was excited and met her at the motel. Well, I had to wait in my car for 20 Minutes because she was either knocked out from her heroin habit or shooting up! She finally texted me to come to the room. When I went inside she had a "I don't give a shit" attitude. Very cold and not as friendly as her texts. I get undressed and she lays next me yapping about whatever. I made the mistake of asking how her methadone treatment was going! Huge mistake! She flipped out! I just wanted a BBBJ Rita Moreno style from Carnal Knowledge! I even tried to be a bit submissive and apologetic to get my fix! Didn't work. I left $100 anyways because this chick could cause me a major headache! I left and rushed out of there. I had to park my car to find my burner phone! Thank god I found it! I didn't want to go back to that human being! No more junkies!

[PriscillaM]

I think I am swearing off of gold finger at 19 xx Westwood. The girls are just too noisy and the service is unpredictable. Penny is fun, but does not strip on every occasion. Vancessa same thing. And none of them check for black tar oil.

[Slayy]

Haven't been here in a while. I miss Allie. If anyone still has her contact, please let me know. Miss that west side cutie with a booty.

[MyName22]

Anybody been to this place on Venice Blvd?

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127409

https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall

I don't generally like to write bad reviews. Feel like it's bad karma. But sometimes someone is so bad that you have no choice but to say something to save others. That's the case with Sabrina. There were no reviews and I don't normally go with someone who hasn't been vetted here. But I was in the neighborhood and decided to TOFFT. Wish I hadn't.

Got to her place in a seedy part of Hollywood. Walked in and first thing I noticed was that she wouldn't even look at me. Was just kind of talking but looking elsewhere. Then when I went to the bathroom noticed how dirty the place was. Made a mental note not to take a shower.

It's a studio apartment so went back to the main room and started to undress. She's a skinny thing and immediately took off her clothes, so although she wasn't a looker, was hoping that at least it could be fun. Was quickly disabused of that notion. Tried to start small chit chat but anything I asked her about she immediately went on a negative rampage about how the world is full of evil people and morons. I realized that I'd better keep quiet so I just let her talk. Thinking that she was a little off so better not say anything too bad or she might hurt me, like seriously.

Too funny, I saw this one in the earliest days of PD. I used a number that was tied to me so I left a nice review because she was close by my office and I think she is actually quite hot. I like her thin body. She was in Westwood at the time and so was my office.

If you go through her PD reviews, you can see there are two really bad ones that echo this one, that she is nuts. She must be on crystal, she literally cannot stop talking.

She is just awful as a human being. I regret the nice review I left her.

I saw this review on that other review site and was going to import it here, but you did so. I will go on that other site and review her terribly as well.

[Yoyo8899]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127409

https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall

I don't generally like to write bad reviews. Feel like it's bad karma. But sometimes someone is so bad that you have no choice but to say something to save others. That's the case with Sabrina. There were no reviews and I don't normally go with someone who hasn't been vetted here. But I was in the neighborhood and decided to TOFFT. Wish I hadn't.

Got to her place in a seedy part of Hollywood. Walked in and first thing I noticed was that she wouldn't even look at me. Was just kind of talking but looking elsewhere. Then when I went to the bathroom noticed how dirty the place was. Made a mental note not to take a shower.

It's a studio apartment so went back to the main room and started to undress. She's a skinny thing and immediately took off her clothes, so although she wasn't a looker, was hoping that at least it could be fun. Was quickly disabused of that notion. Tried to start small chit chat but anything I asked her about she immediately went on a negative rampage about how the world is full of evil people and morons. I realized that I'd better keep quiet so I just let her talk. Thinking that she was a little off so better not say anything too bad or she might hurt me, like seriously.

Once I stopped talking and let her do her thing, her massage was just mostly oil on the back and a lot of rubbing. No teasing. Finally she asked me to turn over. Since there was no teasing I wasn't hard at all. She just went straight at it. Wouldn't let me lick her tits or anything. Barely wanted me to touch her at all. Finished me with her hand and said ok you want a shower or not. Given how nasty her bathroom was, I said I was alright and just dried off. Pretty much just got out of there to escape the bad vibes. One of my worst experiences in this hobby.

[Grimmy23]

I read this with great interest.

First off, let me concede, begrudgingly, that a CMT massage is different than the massage you get from the Asian joints. I recently paid for real CMT work and I did not walk out in pain. I also did not walk out with a free water and a smile on my face.

I would contend that a hand job has therapeutic value.

There have occasionally been CMT qualify gals who do the handie as well. Take peg leg in playa del rey, filmfoxx in north Hollywood, the crazy gal in Marina del rey who lectured me about being vegan, and some of the girls at the temple of bliss.

There is a massage place on the westside and an indie girl set up shop there and would jerk me off while in a nice room with clean sheets that did not smell of rotting garlic. It was nice.

So although I understand the holiness of a legit massage place and the importance of the license. Such license gives you permission to fucken print money like dodger stadium selling 9 dollar hot dogs. I am just perplexed that technicians and their clients cannot keep their mouths shut and allow for therapeutic hand jobs.

If you ask me, it is the absolute ****-I-ness of females to not let mend drink from the well.

It's a very long running debate in the industry. I think a handjob is more or less harmless and you can argue that they're even therapeutic. But a CMT massage is also considered a "healing art. " MTs who are known to provide happy endings tend to attract a clientele looking for just that, the happy ending. The expert massage by a highly trained technician becomes a nice addition to what the client really came in for, and that isn't what the CMTs spent their hard earned education dollars on. It adds a lot of complications in the business. You don't want your front desk fielding questions on what the girls look like and who gives what extras. Of course if society accepted that handjobs are perfectly fine, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

If it were the other way around - if men just wanted a real CMT massage and the happy ending is the nice little addition at the end, it would be awesome. But unfortunately, due to the way society stigmatizes happy endings, it doesn’t work out that way. The happy ending becomes the main event.

The other complicated thing is that spa owners have to hire MTs based purely on the quality of massage they give. Wed go out of business fast if we didnt. If you're going to get a handjob, you probably want the girl to be reasonably good looking, and you most likely want to touch her, and you also very likely want her to remove some or most of her clothing. Rest assured, there isn't a single MT on my staff that you'd want jerking you off or that you'd even want to see naked or even topless. They'll all give you one of the best massages you've ever had though, for less than what you pay at an AMP for a shitty 15 minute massage with a jackhammer handjob finish.

Bottom line is it gets pretty complicated. It's unfortunate that society takes a dim view of happy endings and can't see them as therapeutic like we do. But because that's the way society is, the two "crafts" will always be separate. I have seen a few over the years who gave almost passable CMT massages with happy endings, but they're few and far between, and even those would be on the low end of the talent spectrum for a legit spa. The best one I had (Lindsay in NoHo, a pretty blonde Brit girl who used to give a fully nude legit massage with handjob finish) would have been the worst MT on my staff.

[Domino727]

Brother. What are you saying haha.

I believe some of us writers would call that 'waxing eloquently. ' or maybe even purple prose.

[LngTimeMongr]

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.

Brother. What are you saying haha.

[Leche]

Your Westside indie girl, could that be Allie the hippie girl?

Miss her.

I read this with great interest.

First off, let me concede, begrudgingly, that a CMT massage is different than the massage you get from the Asian joints. I recently paid for real CMT work and I did not walk out in pain. I also did not walk out with a free water and a smile on my face.

I would contend that a hand job has therapeutic value.

There have occasionally been CMT qualify gals who do the handie as well. Take peg leg in playa del rey, filmfoxx in north Hollywood, the crazy gal in Marina del rey who lectured me about being vegan, and some of the girls at the temple of bliss.

There is a massage place on the westside and an indie girl set up shop there and would jerk me off while in a nice room with clean sheets that did not smell of rotting garlic. It was nice.

So although I understand the holiness of a legit massage place and the importance of the license. Such license gives you permission to fucken print money like dodger stadium selling 9 dollar hot dogs. I am just perplexed that technicians and their clients cannot keep their mouths shut and allow for therapeutic hand jobs.

If you ask me, it is the absolute ****-I-ness of females to not let mend drink from the well.

[TempletonRat]

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.

What is "bad?

Or are you using adjectives to mean their antonyms, like "bad" and "sick?

[PriscillaM]

Is it worth me going to Chens to see Mary?

Even asking the question makes me think. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

Seeing Mary at Chen's offers the species homo sapiens mongerus it all:

Sex in a room that has the same carpet as the set of bin laden's house in zero dark thirty.

A face on mary that only a mother could love on pay day.

A body that looks like it was hit with the oranges (see the movie the grifters).

An ass that has had more dick up it than some of our elected executive branch people.

Worth it.