Escort Reports

**Chandler89** · 02-21-21 11:15

She advertises on Tryst, and I RTFF and did not see any info on her. Anyone have any experience with her? Is she a former agency girl? Any info would be appreciated. Thanks!

**Jinurso** · 02-21-21 07:56

Originally Posted by JesusCollins [View Original Post]

Got to be careful dating any provider. Remember it's just infatuation. You're setting your self up to go broke and have a ton of heartache.

JC.

I always assumed I would end up with a provider. They get me more than normal women. And honestly, the three or four providers I dated weren't any crazier than regular girls I've dated. For the most part. There was one exception but she has some serious demons. And there was one girl I dated who wasn't a provider at the time we dated but became one later.

**Chaehyun** · 02-21-21 07:17

New joint in north Chicago offering a high end sushi tasting experience on top of naked women. One of a kind experience. It IS a high ticket price, but totally worth it. PM me for more info. They do a walk through of the whole experience prior to your reservation. They require a deposit during the meet and greet. Models are smoking hot, and the food is top notch!

**George Stark** · 02-21-21 04:02

https://twitter.com/AngryBlackLady/s...12732251049985

I was going to aks her for contact info, as I'd rather make the "donations" directly, LOL.

**Chaehyun** · 02-21-21 02:14

Set up a reservation for high quality sushi served on top of a nude model! (North Chicago).

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**El Guapo82** · 02-20-21 22:53

Visiting from out of town and wanted to sample the local talent. I ended up scheduling an hour with Lexi. Hot little spinner. Red head. Cute face. Natural DDs. Her in the pics. $$ for the hour outcall CFS. Not a clock watcher. Came to the room, got down to business and hung out after. The only drawback was CBJ. If I can see her again while I'm in town I definitely will.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58982595/

If anyone has any tips to share while I'm here I'm open to suggestions.

**Hater** · 02-20-21 22:51

Originally Posted by JesusCollins [View Original Post]

Got to be careful dating any provider. Remember it's just infatuation. You're setting your self up to go broke and have a ton of heartache.

JC.

I was dating a provider and she was getting too attached and I had to break it off. She wanted more then I could offer. I still see her and she recently got married. She tells me she loves me. I still BBFSCIP and CIA. She tells me I'm the only one and her husband. You know it's all bullshit. She tells me her husband wants her to quit but she still wants to keep seeing me. I'm glad I didn't get more serious with her.

**ElJefe69** · 02-20-21 21:11

Originally Posted by Lance18 [View Original Post]

Was hoping she was FS for price point. If not I will skip.

Do a number search reviews says FS.

**Lance18** · 02-20-21 19:26

Originally Posted by ElJefe69 [View Original Post]

You're willing to spend $300 for just a blowjob?

Was hoping she was FS for price point. If not I will skip.

**ElJefe69** · 02-20-21 12:51

Originally Posted by Lance18 [View Original Post]

I posted this in Aurora also. Looking for a massage / BBBJ ending in suburbs. Anybody seen this one?

https://sofiafabiani69.wixsite.com/oasis/gallery

You're willing to spend $300 for just a blowjob?

**Lance18** · 02-20-21 12:31

I posted this in Aurora also. Looking for a massage / BBBJ ending in suburbs. Anybody seen this one?

https://sofiafabiani69.wixsite.com/oasis/gallery

**PunkAsFuck** · 02-19-21 17:09

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

That video is a goddamn classic and should be in the recommended list of every young man. Download it now, someday it will go down the memory hole.

Some things to keep in mind about that vid (these are generalizations):

1) That vid is about *civilians*. The craziness just increases with pros.

2) As the video says, any woman can move at any time from one part of that matrix to an entirely different part of that matrix. It can happen for utterly trivial reasons.

3) Guys tend to do stuff for hot chicks and put up with more crap from them. A girl has complete contempt for a guy that does this. Nothing beats an IDGAF attitude. You can't necessarily change her reaction, but at least you're not encouraging it, and you won't be around for extra helpings.

4) Independently, the hotter she is in the sack, the more likely she is to be utterly nuts, as in Borderline Personality Disorder. (Contrary to the name, there's nothing"borderline" about it. That is full blown crazy, edging into pure evil.) It's all great fun until your bunny gets boiled.

I'd imagine men and women are both just as screwed up. It's that women also have have to deal with hormonal changes each month whereas men have higher test and the associated machismo that goes with thinking with your dick.

**Hobby Lover** · 02-19-21 16:06

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

That video is a goddamn classic and should be in the recommended list of every young man. Download it now, someday it will go down the memory hole.

Some things to keep in mind about that vid (these are generalizations):

1) That vid is about *civilians*. The craziness just increases with pros.

2) As the video says, any woman can move at any time from one part of that matrix to an entirely different part of that matrix. It can happen for utterly trivial reasons.

3) Guys tend to do stuff for hot chicks and put up with more crap from them. A girl has complete contempt for a guy that does this. Nothing beats an IDGAF attitude. You can't necessarily change her reaction, but at least you're not encouraging it, and you won't be around for extra helpings.

4) Independently, the hotter she is in the sack, the more likely she is to be utterly nuts, as in Borderline Personality Disorder. (Contrary to the name, there's nothing"borderline" about it. That is full blown crazy, edging into pure evil.) It's all great fun until your bunny gets boiled.

That video is an incel who couldn't get laid unless he can pay.

**Hobby Lover** · 02-19-21 15:55

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I know this is probably a joke, but figured I'd reply.

I'm not a gambler so I don't know how people file taxes based on winnings, but I heard from a friend who worked in a govt job at one point that there is an option to file a fifth amendment tax return. Basically, you are protecting yourself against the IRS in case you get busted for whatever illegal job you are doing. Of course, I think she could just file as independent contractor and not list the business and that would be that. I always wondered if the IRS shared those fifth amendment returns with other agencies. Will have to ask my friend next time I talk to him.

If you get gambling winnings from a casino there is a 1099-G form. You can offest losses that you can prove but losses can't be more than winnings. No such thing as 5th amendment return. You could even say Escort and they wouldn't give a shit. Consultant is always safe.

**Hobby Lover** · 02-19-21 15:49

Originally Posted by OnlyDreams [View Original Post]

I wanted to set up an appointment with a provider I used to see and she told me she can't because she's filing her income taxes. I know she's a full time provider and doesn't have any job. I wonder what type of job she puts there, does she tell her accountant blowjob is worth this much, full service this much, Greek this much and so on. But for sure she must make more money than most of us! Once I read a report about some provider in Chicago making over $700 K a year!

You just list occupation and 'entertainer' or 'consultant' IRS doesn't give a shit what you do. They are idiots if they don't file taxes and can't account for whatever they spend etc.