Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

That's what she said to me one time, while I was balls deep inside her, like the whole ordeal was a mild inconvenience to her. But I guess that's what you'd expect from someone who lets men run a train on her all day. I never returned. Also she has penis breath. I think there's much better options out there. She can be good if you are on a budget and quick fix I guess.

[CoolWays]

Let see for over 2 years I had nothing but great times with her, tipped well and the menu was fully available, so I know she liked me or well the money but Lately I have reviewed her several times in the past some good times, mostly not so good, my bad is feeling rushed, after my massage she just straightened out the sheet and refolded the towels. I like you guys but not that intimate, to share fluids the last time I visited and the sheet had someone's racer stripes. When I asked for new sheet she went off about you American guys expect top performance without paying top price. She is a professional and tired of assholes being cheap. I should have left but figured she was having a bad day or another guy before me treated her bad, well I should have walked I paid for hour, massage I felt like I had been beaten up by a mma fighter and after 35 min she said times up, she had to close and go to store. Needless no tip and she went off again an said, don't ever come back, needless to say I won't darken that door again.

[MrSunnyHills]

I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.

What Serpico said politely, I will say less politely. This review doesn't help us at all. Need to know the name of the shop.

[DoYouKnow]

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

Yeah, she is just like that. All about her busy, but if she really likes you. Its a different energy she sends off. I never had an issue with her.

[Kijimuna]

I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

[JohnnySalami]

I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.

How moody is Purple Hua?

[OrZammar]

How moody is Purple Hua?

If it's this lady, the all over the place reviews indicate it's a crapshoot gamble on what her mood will be.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...7834060-346269

[Navihawk]

I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning..

Any chance sharing the location or the ad? Wouldn't mind visiting myself, especially if Baby Hua / Joy doesn't work out. You can PM me if you want.

[RockSwithSalt]

Any fellow mongers, visited this place and experienced anyone there worth spending the money on.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ne...r/9729545.html.

I've been to this place a couple of times it is an existing place that is labeled as non erotic on Rubmaps, however both times I had NOVA with some mutual roaming. Mission accomplished. YMMV, Shower never offered.

It is called Relaxation Studio, just down the road from Sams Club in Sterling. Up a long flight of stairs.

[Navihawk]

I appreciate everyone's help to find the "Purple Lady". I got a couple of PM's about her too, so thank you for those. I did eventually find her ad, though, and I'm going to try to go see her again soon. I know some of the reviews here about her have not been very positive, but I had a good experience when I saw her before so hopefully I'll catch her on a good day.

[TheRabbit]

How moody is Purple Hua?

[Serpico99]

I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.

Lots of places on Lee Highway but since you paid 50 for 30 minutes I'm thinking it's a Chinese AMP. Korean AMPs charge 60 for 30 minutes.

[DoYouKnow]

Harmony Spa. ,

Any fellow mongers, visited this place and experienced anyone there worth spending the money on.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ha...3/9804364.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/sh...u/9619259.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ne...r/9729545.html

[WalkerC]

Hopefully someone can help me out: I'm trying to find a particular massage place, and I'm almost positive it's Thai. I think it's in Vienna, but I don't remember exactly where. (I know Vienna is a pretty large area.) I visited once before and got a decent massage with the typical ending, which is always nice even if it's not more than that. The (Thai?) woman seemed to be the only one working there when I went, which was sometime last fall. I deleted the number from my phone for discretionary purposes, and now I can't find any of the ads. All I remember is the pics with the ad were of the woman (she's short) in purple pants and a purple shirt, and she's standing outside the building where the massage place is. Her back is to the camera. I've checked BP and STG, but can't find the ad. Searching "Vienna erotic massage" doesn't help a lot either.

I know it's not a lot to go on; my apologies for that. But if anyone else can find the ad, has been there and knows where it is, or has the number, that would be helpful too. Please PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.

Baby Hua / Joy in Fairfax. The purple gave it away.

She has been reviewed several times on here, most not good.

[Kijimuna]

If the teenage daughter is old enough, then perhaps that is the way to proceed?

Not of age for sure. Guess with schools being virtual, it's bring your daughter to work day. Every day.