Escort Reports

[Jinurso]

Fatima in Lombard. Pics were a reasonable likeness. Young but high mileage. Rock hard fake tits. Felt like you was at the doctor's office. Very mechanical. Lame CBJ / mostly HJ. Asked her to suck my nipples. No go (she doesn't kiss). Asked her to ride me and she reluctantly obliged. Held on to condom with one hand like it was a saddle. I think technology is now such that once of those robot dolls would have been much better. She has the feeling of a girl that people used to pay a lot of attention to but she is fastly approaching her sell by date. Would not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58672517/

Darn, I really wanted there to be a good review of her. She's got that young Jeanine Pirro look with the kissable DSL that I like.

[GeorgeVerWest]

Hello guys, I've tried searching a topic about this girl and I only find one which is an old one and theres no description about her or whats over.

Any of you guys visited her?

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...n/048138110774

[George Stark]

Anyone dreamt of this ebony spinner?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58744086/

The pics are tasty and she writes a good ad, I've been seriously tempted, but no way in hell would I do it after what I've read in her reviews on LC. Except by not paying until *AFTER* services were provided..

Mercedes Wave: terrible reviews

She has a terrible review from 2/10, and I know for a fact that when the same pics and ad text were using a previous phone number, there were 2 more terrible reviews.

The general theme is that she *likes* taking the money and then not providing services. That she actually enjoys fucking around with guys.

See attached for 2/10 review:

[SeanKonnery]

Has anyone had any deets from Taylor from Joliet? She has two different phone numbers.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...y/056726196285

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...107/6305996022

Also just setup with this one below today. Will report back.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/57406980/

SK.

[Mikka22]

Anyone dreamt of this ebony spinner?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58744086/

[ChicagoClass]

Have used that agency. Girls are beautiful! Amazing bodies! Bad thing they're all non-GFE. I even offer nice tip for GFE but they all said no due to covid which I think was bullshit.

What were the rates for the agency and where approx is the incall location? PM the details of you could.

[Hater]

Anyone partake in this south american offering? https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/9515672.htm.

Seen the agency travel through, just not sure if I want to fire up the verification machine to book.

Have used that agency. Girls are beautiful! Amazing bodies! Bad thing they're all non-GFE. I even offer nice tip for GFE but they all said no due to covid which I think was bullshit.

[Ixmeofne]

Anyone partake in this south american offering? https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/9515672.htm.

Seen the agency travel through, just not sure if I want to fire up the verification machine to book.

[HanginBalls]

Homely, disheveled looking mid 40's lady met me at the gate. Gave her twenty just to avoid confrontation. She could've used a shower.

[DWaits]

It looks like there are two different Jens being discussed. The one with dogs is in an apartment if I remember the reviews correctly. The one with the amazing tits but not so great face seems to be in a motel (no dogs).

[LongDStyle]

Is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58677992/

Saw her recently, said she is just in town temporarily. Full GFE. Incall at hotel on north side. Very reasonable rates. She's pretty thin, definite spinner. Had bit of acne, nothing too major. Friendly, listen to directions, not many rules. Easy to set up although she seemed a bit impatient during my arrival. Wasn't rushed once I reached her, not a clock watcher at all.

[JayKay8]

The first rule of USASG is: don't talk about USASG. At least not to the girls we discuss here.

A girl recently told me that a guy came to see her after reading a review here. And he gave her the name of this place.

Guys, don't do that. Nothing good can come of it.

This can't be said enough. We are here to give honest assessments of girls, but a lot of them would find our reporting insulting. I could do without the drama.

[Tim2018]

I don't have a link handy, but saw other reviews of her since she's in Rogers Park and I've been looking out for north side options. One review talked about the apartment stinking like wet dog since she has multiple dogs. And that the dogs were friendly but a little too close for comfort when trying to screw.

I replied with the link.

Indeed, friendly dog and it could be a problem, in my case it wasn't a big deal because I am dog lover.

[Tim2018]

1) Do you have a link?

2) What kind of problems if you don't reply fast enough? She just gets hissy? Won't respond?

3) I was pretty sensitive to cigarette smoke after I quit, but after some years, it faded. It doesn't bother me at all now if a girl smokes.

Sorry man, I forgot the link.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-escort-chicago-105988#erotic.

If you don't reply quickly, she gets bad mood, LOL, be prepared to close the deal fast.

About smoke, yeah, hopefully I will get that level.

[Bateman97]

Dreamed about Kristina last week. Very nice hotel in western burbs. She's had some bad reviews in the past. I think she had a rough life but she does clean up real nice. As long as you treat her with respect and be nice she seems great. I think she is capable of going from zero to *** quickly although not my experience. Rocking body. I mean rocking. If you need tits then look elsewhere but a tight body with champagne glass titties and great pert nipples. Thin, with nice hips and a great ass. First visit so she was a little tentative but was better as she got comfortable. Great CBJ. (bbj offered. Not my thing.) then she rode me. A little on the quiet side but wow, what a body. Switched to doggy grabbed those hips and went to town. Nice convo after. She wants a pic for screening. I sent her one although not a fan. $. 5 hhr. On the higher end of my budget but she's tight clean and in a 5 star hotel. Felt very safe. All in all decent value. She didn't swing from the chandelier or scream my name. But then again what 25 year old would for a middle aged man. Recommend with limited expectations. Hot and nice.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58706573/