Escort Reports

[JayKay8]

The first rule of USASG is: don't talk about USASG. At least not to the girls we discuss here.

A girl recently told me that a guy came to see her after reading a review here. And he gave her the name of this place.

Guys, don't do that. Nothing good can come of it.

This can't be said enough. We are here to give honest assessments of girls, but a lot of them would find our reporting insulting. I could do without the drama.

[Tim2018]

I don't have a link handy, but saw other reviews of her since she's in Rogers Park and I've been looking out for north side options. One review talked about the apartment stinking like wet dog since she has multiple dogs. And that the dogs were friendly but a little too close for comfort when trying to screw.

I replied with the link.

Indeed, friendly dog and it could be a problem, in my case it wasn't a big deal because I am dog lover.

[Tim2018]

1) Do you have a link?

2) What kind of problems if you don't reply fast enough? She just gets hissy? Won't respond?

3) I was pretty sensitive to cigarette smoke after I quit, but after some years, it faded. It doesn't bother me at all now if a girl smokes.

Sorry man, I forgot the link.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-escort-chicago-105988#erotic.

If you don't reply quickly, she gets bad mood, LOL, be prepared to close the deal fast.

About smoke, yeah, hopefully I will get that level.

[Bateman97]

Dreamed about Kristina last week. Very nice hotel in western burbs. She's had some bad reviews in the past. I think she had a rough life but she does clean up real nice. As long as you treat her with respect and be nice she seems great. I think she is capable of going from zero to *** quickly although not my experience. Rocking body. I mean rocking. If you need tits then look elsewhere but a tight body with champagne glass titties and great pert nipples. Thin, with nice hips and a great ass. First visit so she was a little tentative but was better as she got comfortable. Great CBJ. (bbj offered. Not my thing.) then she rode me. A little on the quiet side but wow, what a body. Switched to doggy grabbed those hips and went to town. Nice convo after. She wants a pic for screening. I sent her one although not a fan. $. 5 hhr. On the higher end of my budget but she's tight clean and in a 5 star hotel. Felt very safe. All in all decent value. She didn't swing from the chandelier or scream my name. But then again what 25 year old would for a middle aged man. Recommend with limited expectations. Hot and nice.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58706573/

[Jinurso]

Is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58677992/

She has nice legs and nice boobs in the pic, but every time I see her face photo I think of Alfred E. Neuman.

[Bateman97]

Fatima in Lombard. Pics were a reasonable likeness. Young but high mileage. Rock hard fake tits. Felt like you was at the doctor's office. Very mechanical. Lame CBJ / mostly HJ. Asked her to suck my nipples. No go (she doesn't kiss). Asked her to ride me and she reluctantly obliged. Held on to condom with one hand like it was a saddle. I think technology is now such that once of those robot dolls would have been much better. She has the feeling of a girl that people used to pay a lot of attention to but she is fastly approaching her sell by date. Would not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58672517/

[Jimmy Sixty9]

I don't have a link handy, but saw other reviews of her since she's in Rogers Park and I've been looking out for north side options. One review talked about the apartment stinking like wet dog since she has multiple dogs. And that the dogs were friendly but a little too close for comfort when trying to screw.

Yes, multiple 'friendly' dogs, a bird and lingering cigarette smell. I thought the place was messy. She was difficult to communicate\ coordinate with prior to visit. Once there she was a bit too talkative for me but was very accommodating (maybe lonely?) I was put off and only went with BBBJ and skipped any FS.

I do think most everything is on the table but I've never decided to go back.

[JustMeyaKnow]

I don't have a link handy, but saw other reviews of her since she's in Rogers Park and I've been looking out for north side options. One review talked about the apartment stinking like wet dog since she has multiple dogs. And that the dogs were friendly but a little too close for comfort when trying to screw.

Is this her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/58677992/

[DWaits]

1) Do you have a link?

2) What kind of problems if you don't reply fast enough? She just gets hissy? Won't respond?

3) I was pretty sensitive to cigarette smoke after I quit, but after some years, it faded. It doesn't bother me at all now if a girl smokes.

I don't have a link handy, but saw other reviews of her since she's in Rogers Park and I've been looking out for north side options. One review talked about the apartment stinking like wet dog since she has multiple dogs. And that the dogs were friendly but a little too close for comfort when trying to screw.

[George Stark]

Hi had a meeting with Jen.

If you don't reply quick, you will get problem.

She smokes (regular cigarettes), sadly I quite smoke almost 1 year ago, so I am still too sensitive.

1) Do you have a link?

2) What kind of problems if you don't reply fast enough? She just gets hissy? Won't respond?

3) I was pretty sensitive to cigarette smoke after I quit, but after some years, it faded. It doesn't bother me at all now if a girl smokes.

[Tim2018]

Hi had a meeting with Jen.

The good and bad according my opinion is.

Good.

Easy to schedule and friendly communication.

Despite pics are old, she keep a decent body shape.

GFE available.

Nice place in a very good area. Parking could be a little hard.

Overall good session.

Bad.

She is rescuer, so you will be with her and dogs looking you in the room. No kidding.

If you don't reply quick, you will get problem.

She smokes (regular cigarettes), sadly I quite smoke almost 1 year ago, so I am still too sensitive.

As I said, the experience overall was good, I would repeat.

See you guys and take care.

[George Stark]

Was it Natalia Villa? Her "friend" aka BF / pimp is a senior member here.

No. It was a different girl.

[Jason750]

Ha surprised to see cherry being discussed again, I thought she moved away. She was actually the first girl I fucked in this hobby right after she turned 21 back in 2019. She wasn't a germaphobe at all when I saw her, plenty of fiv and head game was great. She was tight too. I'll probably give her another go.

I saw Natalia in December, really pretty girl but I wouldn't repeat. She was kinda boring and just laid there while I did the deed. Her tits are incredible and she has a very nice body.

[DontItsMe]

Been meaning to ask about this chick seems legit but I ain't trying to get jumped either. Used to be on EB but don't see her no more.

https://callescort.org/312-465-9584

[RomeoPapa22]

Was it Natalia Villa? Her "friend" aka BF / pimp is a senior member here.

Also take everything we say here with a grain of salt. Pimps and Uncle LEOs have accounts here. Usually I just go with my gut when it comes to book a dream.