Massage Parlor Reports

**Asphalt** · 02-12-21 12:28

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

I will try one of these two this afternoon b / c they say they are downtown.

ANY info before hand would be appreciated.

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9816790.html

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9784347.html

I called the first one and set up an appt but she was quite slow in getting back to me. We exchanged a number of texts and each time it seemed I had to wait longer than I should have for a reply, even when I was at the address and trying to find the door. That was particularly annoying since she gave me the wrong address at first. Dealing with her was so difficult that when she finally told me the real address I wasn't willing to walk another mile to get there or pay for a cab. If her second address is correct she's somewhere just west of Gaslamp.

At this point I'm getting short on time so I cabbed up the hill to Eden spa just short of Hillcrest. Typical AMP for. 6 to enter. Julie is nothing to shout about, 45 ish years, B cup natural, decent massage. At first she wanted just to pull up the bra but I pressed her and unhooked it from the back. Tipped. 6 at first and she asked for more. I gave another. 1 and she still wanted more, but I stopped there. Won't repeat.

**NudeBeachPerv** · 02-12-21 03:14

Originally Posted by CapitanWoody [View Original Post]

Any reports on Pine Spa lately? I have read the forum but haven't seen anyone gone to Pine. I went into rubmaps and saw that there is a popular girl there called Jay. Any intel would be much appreciated.

Not a report, more a funny observation. A little while back before the ICU shutdown when a few things were opened up, I was craving Mexican food so I went to the place across from there. After I got my food I walked by Pine and there was a sign on the door saying it was closed due to the restroom flooding. All I could think was which one of you jokers was throwing used condoms down the toilet.

**Santooki** · 02-12-21 02:06

Just a CYA thing for covid contact tracing. Yes it's stupid because it's going to waste someone's time and all that bullshit, but it is what it is.

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

I recently popped into a regular massage spa in my neighborhood for a quick rub-and-tug. Its your typical 40/40 joint. Nothing to write home about. But it is quick and easy and close to home.

Anyways, I went in this past week for the usual and besides taking the forehead temperature, the girl behind the counter placed a sign-in book in front of me. It asked for the time, date, my name and phone number. I asked about it and the girl said it's the new rule. Her English wasn't the best so I couldn't get further clarification.

Naturally, I gave a fake name and phone number, which it seemed like everyone there before did as well. I've never seen so many "Bob Smiths" before. LOL.

I'm just wondering if anyone has seen that elsewhere. I can't even think of a COVID reason for doing that. Its not like they're going to do contact tracing for HE joints. Weird but I don't really care. Not like I'd ever list my actual name and info.

Just curious. Stay safe out there.

**PusCLuv** · 02-12-21 01:42

Had a great time with Mia at Chinese Herbal Palace. Originally called MRC for legendary Lily or the new hottie Lisa, but both were busy. Lady on phone told me to go to Lusk and when I got there the sign says Chinese Herbal Palace. I was a little reserved at first, but the change in spas was an unforeseen blessing. Up a length of stairs and I'm greeted by a cutie that said her name was Mia. Spoke surprisingly good English, strong positive energy and when she pulled her mask down to flash me a smile, I was sold. Escorted to a large room in the back where she collected $60 for the house.

I undress and she returns just as I'm getting on the table. She makes fun conversation and I'm liking her even more. Her massage is okay but I caress her legs whenever they're in reach to let her know I'm ready when she is. She gets the message and spends more time on my ass and teasing the boys. She whispers in my ear what do I want and I say everything. Being the Chinese New Year I took the advice of some recent posts and have my tip ready in a red envelope. She was very surprised and appreciative of the red envelope, takes a peek inside and gives me a kiss.

This is much larger room than most spas so she steps back so I can admire her, in full view, slowly undressing. She is an all natural beauty with solid C's, no tats and a trim little Bush. Perfecto! She kisses and plays with my nipples while playing with my package and I reciprocate. I bring my own condoms so I know they're sterile and for comfort. I get up to grab from my pocket and give it to her to open and approve. She plays with my rod before sliding it on, wipes off the lube than does her best to DT. She plays with my balls while sucking my rod, commenting on my size and hardness.

She climbs on top and slowly engulfs my shaft into her vag gauging how deep she can go. I admire her beautiful body and face as she closes her eyes and moans as she rises and falls on my shaft. I note how deep she allowed herself to engulf my shaft then pick her up for standing mish keeping my thrusts shallow being fully aware of the pleasure or discomfort expressed on her face. I was enjoying this Asian beauty and she seemed to enjoy my gentle lovemaking. After we seemed to climax together we cuddled, complimented each other and made a few jokes.

Mia is a beautiful sensual fun lady and I can't wait to be with her again.

**RimJim** · 02-12-21 01:05

I recently popped into a regular massage spa in my neighborhood for a quick rub-and-tug. Its your typical 40/40 joint. Nothing to write home about. But it is quick and easy and close to home.

Anyways, I went in this past week for the usual and besides taking the forehead temperature, the girl behind the counter placed a sign-in book in front of me. It asked for the time, date, my name and phone number. I asked about it and the girl said it's the new rule. Her English wasn't the best so I couldn't get further clarification.

Naturally, I gave a fake name and phone number, which it seemed like everyone there before did as well. I've never seen so many "Bob Smiths" before. LOL.

I'm just wondering if anyone has seen that elsewhere. I can't even think of a COVID reason for doing that. Its not like they're going to do contact tracing for HE joints. Weird but I don't really care. Not like I'd ever list my actual name and info.

Just curious. Stay safe out there.

**GBO2019** · 02-11-21 22:49

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

I agree with your assessment of Eva. I've seen her quite a bit prior to the pandemic. She is definitely an attractive, older woman.

As a frequent visitor of hers, I can confirm the additional services as well. She is also quite fond of a well applied DATY.

Comrades, I cannot express how important DATY skills are. Woman typically do not experience this. Most men fail to apply the attention to this act and doing so can reap extraordinary benefits, in your personal relationships but also in these settings. I have received many unexpected benefits for my technique. But I've gone off topic now.

Agreed.

That and knowing how to touch a woman's body will go far. I've received a GFE numerous times from the girl just being revved up. It's just much better.

I don't even bother with massages anymore since they're usually lame and for me it's a bigger turn-on to touch her body all over.

Looks also aren't that important, but ugliness and being unkempt can be a put-off.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 02-11-21 21:23

Originally Posted by Blowsandiego [View Original Post]

I can't seem to find a campo rd?

What you seek is San Diego adjacent, Google is your friend.

If something happens to turn up in Spring Valley you're on the right track.

**BlowSanDiego** · 02-11-21 18:52

I can't seem to find a campo rd?

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

I recently had my second pandemic massage. I hit up a reliable spot. I went to UMassage (I've decided to write it out as a single word to make it searchable, hopefully others will do the same for future reviews) on Campo Rd.

I called ahead first to find out who was working. It seems like there have been new additions since the pandemic or my memory continues to fail me as I could not place the names given. I believe I was told that Lucy and Tina were at Campo and Amy and Lisa were at Lemon Grove. Not remembering any, I chose Campo because of the table shower. I find table showers are great ways to predict what will happen on the massage table.

I arrived and was greeted by Tina. She was what you'd expect. Older, probably mid 40's and seemed relatively attractive although I could not see her face behind the mask. I asked about Lucy and Tina took this as lack of interest so I ended up with Lucy. I also could not see Lucy's face but I knew right away that Tina seemed to be thinner and tighter, which is more to my liking. Tina had no interest in my efforts to switch after meeting Lucy and made up a pending "appointment" she was waiting on.

I'm stuck with Lucy and she promptly takes me to my room and I undress while letting her know that she'd be giving me a table shower. Lucy promptly went to prep the table. Lucy is also a mildly attractive woman in her mid 40's, but again, her body is a little fuller. She definitely has a bulge in her abdomen where she stores the carbs and her ass is a little saggy. The table shower though, made me think I may have lucked into a good situation. She took her time and had no trouble finding my dirtier parts to pay extra attention to. I was relieved that she was so attentive and careful to lather and wipe and stroke away all the microscopic dirt she'd apparently found. She's not shy about putting her fingers in places either. But alas, shower time was over and after a quick dry she led me to the room and told me to lay down.

**Chaos23** · 02-11-21 18:19

Originally Posted by RyanE36 [View Original Post]

Is there an extra fee for DATY? I feel like it's becoming more common than it used to be. Probably something to do with feminism and equality in the bedroom, there's a bigger push for women to also get their O. Statistics are pretty bad in this department against men.

If you're smooth about it no. If you're not smooth about it and negotiate in advance, the girls love to get mongers to pay for extras and DATY can be considered an extra.

YMMV. It depends on your charm really. I've never personally had to pay extra but I know how to go with the flow.

**RChangDatyKing** · 02-11-21 16:52

Originally Posted by RyanE36 [View Original Post]

Is there an extra fee for DATY? I feel like it's becoming more common than it used to be. Probably something to do with feminism and equality in the bedroom, there's a bigger push for women to also get their O. Statistics are pretty bad in this department against men.

I have never had to pay "extra" or the girls have never asked for a certain amount for DATY. Many times for me, the opportunity presents itself (kitty right at my face), and I partake 😁.

**CapitanWoody** · 02-11-21 09:51

Any reports on Pine Spa lately? I have read the forum but haven't seen anyone gone to Pine. I went into rubmaps and saw that there is a popular girl there called Jay. Any intel would be much appreciated.

**Tijuaniko** · 02-11-21 05:12

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

We all have different taste, so it's hard to say. But IMO I would say Eva and YoYo are the 2 most attractive at Diamond. Eva's eyes makes her look sexy and her darker complexion (compared to most Asian women) makes her look exotic. YoYo puts on very little makeup and has a very pretty face in my opinion. Amber is decent looking, more attractive than most at AMPs / for AMP standards, but her boobs makes up for it.

These are very helpful observations. Thank you for sharing them.

**Tijuaniko** · 02-11-21 05:09

Originally Posted by RyanE36 [View Original Post]

Is there an extra fee for DATY? I feel like it's becoming more common than it used to be. Probably something to do with feminism and equality in the bedroom, there's a bigger push for women to also get their O. Statistics are pretty bad in this department against men.

Never an extra fee, in my experience. Again, your expertise and method may play a part though.

**RChangDatyKing** · 02-10-21 23:28

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

I agree with your assessment of Eva. I've seen her quite a bit prior to the pandemic. She is definitely an attractive, older woman.

As a frequent visitor of hers, I can confirm the additional services as well. She is also quite fond of a well applied DATY.

Comrades, I cannot express how important DATY skills are. Woman typically do not experience this. Most men fail to apply the attention to this act and doing so can reap extraordinary benefits, in your personal relationships but also in these settings. I have received many unexpected benefits for my technique. But I've gone off topic now.

I couldn't agree with you more. If you enjoy DATY, learn to perfect it (LOL) and the girls won't even care how much tip you leave them. And yes, there may be many unexpected benefits as your rewards.

**RChangDatyKing** · 02-10-21 23:06

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

Appreciate the feedback. Sounds like Eva is probably my best bet there, but I'm just curious how you'd gauge the others by their looks. Would you say Eva is the most attractive?

We all have different taste, so it's hard to say. But IMO I would say Eva and YoYo are the 2 most attractive at Diamond. Eva's eyes makes her look sexy and her darker complexion (compared to most Asian women) makes her look exotic. YoYo puts on very little makeup and has a very pretty face in my opinion. Amber is decent looking, more attractive than most at AMPs / for AMP standards, but her boobs makes up for it.