Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueSkyBlue]

I apologize for not following the newer review format. It's my first review in some time and I hope to become more familiar with it soon.

Not sure what the "newer review format" is but every time I write a review, it's different depending on my mood and how I felt about the experience.

Sometimes I write very graphic long and detailed reviews and other times I am very short almost cryptic (if you know you know kind of thing) I don't think there's one hard and fast rule you have to follow.

The important thing to convey is what you got out of the experience.

Where did you go?

Who did you see?

What did they look like? Try to describe Things that you like or things that you didn't like.

What services were provided?

How much did you tip?

How much was the house fee?

Was there any haggling or negotiation over the tip?

Just convey your experience with some useful information to help somebody else decide if this is something they would like just find out for themselves.

As always your mileage will vary.

[Tijuaniko]

This is an awesome review and very detailed. House Fee and Tip?

My mistake for neglecting these details. If I recall accurately, the HF was. 6 for 1 hour. The tip was. 8 for the above average effort.

[DrPornDawger]

I will try one of these two this afternoon b / c they say they are downtown.

ANY info before hand would be appreciated.

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9816790.html

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9784347.html

I texted Connie and she replied 150 for the hour operations 9 AM to 10 PM.

[DrPornDawger]

Appreciate the feedback. Sounds like Eva is probably my best bet there, but I'm just curious how you'd gauge the others by their looks. Would you say Eva is the most attractive?

I've seen some of the ladies without their masks just by accident, they are by the laundry room. I do politely ask to see their face. May and Eva have given me their numbers and I've asked to see how they look. Even had them kiss me or allowed me to kiss back.

Eva is 40, I asked. May is 40 or 39, I've also asked. May has a round face and pretty nice patch on her pussy. Eva has an oval face and with the mask on, kinda reminds me of I Dream of Jeannie (now you know how old I am).

I've seen reviews where Eva does offer BBBJ. Anyone confirm?

I have yet to try Amber and the others.

[DrPornDawger]

I recently had my second pandemic massage. I hit up a reliable spot. I went to UMassage (I've decided to write it out as a single word to make it searchable, hopefully others will do the same for future reviews) on Campo Rd.

I called ahead first to find out who was working. It seems like there have been new additions since the pandemic or my memory continues to fail me as I could not place the names given. I believe I was told that Lucy and Tina were at Campo and Amy and Lisa were at Lemon Grove. Not remembering any, I chose Campo because of the table shower. I find table showers are great ways to predict what will happen on the massage table.

I arrived and was greeted by Tina. She was what you'd expect. Older, probably mid 40's and seemed relatively attractive although I could not see her face behind the mask. I asked about Lucy and Tina took this as lack of interest so I ended up with Lucy. I also could not see Lucy's face but I knew right away that Tina seemed to be thinner and tighter, which is more to my liking. Tina had no interest in my efforts to switch after meeting Lucy and made up a pending "appointment" she was waiting on.

I'm stuck with Lucy and she promptly takes me to my room and I undress while letting her know that she'd be giving me a table shower. Lucy promptly went to prep the table. Lucy is also a mildly attractive woman in her mid 40's, but again, her body is a little fuller. She definitely has a bulge in her abdomen where she stores the carbs and her ass is a little saggy. The table shower though, made me think I may have lucked into a good situation. She took her time and had no trouble finding my dirtier parts to pay extra attention to. I was relieved that she was so attentive and careful to lather and wipe and stroke away all the microscopic dirt she'd apparently found. She's not shy about putting her fingers in places either. But alas, shower time was over and after a quick dry she led me to the room and told me to lay down.

The massage was okay. It was medium pressure and the teasing started almost immediately. Her skill may not be in massage technique but she definitely has skills. I quickly let her know that I was interested in exploring these skills and she responded by directing me to flip. I obliged. After the flip, she remained where she'd been, which was at the head of the table. As she was near my face, I reached back and scooped her up into a 69 position. Her clothes came of quickly. She's very responsive to attention. She enjoys having her nipples played with and appears to love DATY. She came and came and came. She offered FS but I'm really into BBBJ, so she did her best to prove her abilities. It wasn't in my top 5 BBBJ experiences but it certainly was noteable and she does apply great effort. I believe repeat visits may even improve the experience. She allowed CIM and after a quick clean up, she sat and chatted as best she could.

I will likely repeat, however, I'm interested in meeting the other ladies of UMassage. If anyone has opinions or thoughts on the others, please reply or PM. I'm especially intrigued by Amy. When I called, I had asked who was the best looking and was told it was definitely Amy. This could be because Amy was the person who answered the phone but I'm curious to hear from my comrades on the site.

I apologize for not following the newer review format. It's my first review in some time and I hope to become more familiar with it soon.

This is an awesome review and very detailed. House Fee and Tip?

[Tijuaniko]

I recently had my second pandemic massage. I hit up a reliable spot. I went to UMassage (I've decided to write it out as a single word to make it searchable, hopefully others will do the same for future reviews) on Campo Rd.

I called ahead first to find out who was working. It seems like there have been new additions since the pandemic or my memory continues to fail me as I could not place the names given. I believe I was told that Lucy and Tina were at Campo and Amy and Lisa were at Lemon Grove. Not remembering any, I chose Campo because of the table shower. I find table showers are great ways to predict what will happen on the massage table.

I arrived and was greeted by Tina. She was what you'd expect. Older, probably mid 40's and seemed relatively attractive although I could not see her face behind the mask. I asked about Lucy and Tina took this as lack of interest so I ended up with Lucy. I also could not see Lucy's face but I knew right away that Tina seemed to be thinner and tighter, which is more to my liking. Tina had no interest in my efforts to switch after meeting Lucy and made up a pending "appointment" she was waiting on.

I'm stuck with Lucy and she promptly takes me to my room and I undress while letting her know that she'd be giving me a table shower. Lucy promptly went to prep the table. Lucy is also a mildly attractive woman in her mid 40's, but again, her body is a little fuller. She definitely has a bulge in her abdomen where she stores the carbs and her ass is a little saggy. The table shower though, made me think I may have lucked into a good situation. She took her time and had no trouble finding my dirtier parts to pay extra attention to. I was relieved that she was so attentive and careful to lather and wipe and stroke away all the microscopic dirt she'd apparently found. She's not shy about putting her fingers in places either. But alas, shower time was over and after a quick dry she led me to the room and told me to lay down.

The massage was okay. It was medium pressure and the teasing started almost immediately. Her skill may not be in massage technique but she definitely has skills. I quickly let her know that I was interested in exploring these skills and she responded by directing me to flip. I obliged. After the flip, she remained where she'd been, which was at the head of the table. As she was near my face, I reached back and scooped her up into a 69 position. Her clothes came of quickly. She's very responsive to attention. She enjoys having her nipples played with and appears to love DATY. She came and came and came. She offered FS but I'm really into BBBJ, so she did her best to prove her abilities. It wasn't in my top 5 BBBJ experiences but it certainly was noteable and she does apply great effort. I believe repeat visits may even improve the experience. She allowed CIM and after a quick clean up, she sat and chatted as best she could.

I will likely repeat, however, I'm interested in meeting the other ladies of UMassage. If anyone has opinions or thoughts on the others, please reply or PM. I'm especially intrigued by Amy. When I called, I had asked who was the best looking and was told it was definitely Amy. This could be because Amy was the person who answered the phone but I'm curious to hear from my comrades on the site.

I apologize for not following the newer review format. It's my first review in some time and I hope to become more familiar with it soon.

[Tijuaniko]

Appreciate the feedback. Sounds like Eva is probably my best bet there, but I'm just curious how you'd gauge the others by their looks. Would you say Eva is the most attractive?

Eva is the most generous when it comes to extras. I think her eyes also makes her attractive for someone who is probably and her late 40's if not already in her 50's. I think she has many fans. LOL.

I've seen Amber (youngest in her 30, with big boobs). Decent massage, but can't understand a word she says.

YoYo is probably in her low 40's, thin with a beautiful face. Okay massage.

There's some mentioned of May on this forum, but she's older as well. I've never seen her. Thin, but not really my type.

[Asphalt]

I will try one of these two this afternoon b / c they say they are downtown.

ANY info before hand would be appreciated.

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9816790.html

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Therape...o/9784347.html

[Ryangel6]

Diamond is 50/60 too.

Its 45 ,even if it's 50 still worth it.

Amber sticks fingers in the donut.

I tried Happy Land massage.

50/60 worth it, will definitely return.

A lot of teasing, she gave me the full hr, not a time watcher offered 2 pops.

Massage was great too.

Parking sucks tho.

[RChangDatyKing]

I'm also a big fan of Eva. I haven't seen her in a while, unfortunately. The whole Covid thing has made my trips scarce but Eva was definitely a favorite and a go to.

Does anyone have any other recommendations at Diamond besides Eva? I called today and they listed a lot of other names.

Eva is the most generous when it comes to extras. I think her eyes also makes her attractive for someone who is probably and her late 40's if not already in her 50's. I think she has many fans. LOL.

I've seen Amber (youngest in her 30, with big boobs). Decent massage, but can't understand a word she says.

YoYo is probably in her low 40's, thin with a beautiful face. Okay massage.

There's some mentioned of May on this forum, but she's older as well. I've never seen her. Thin, but not really my type.

[Tijuaniko]

Just went to Diamond Spa on Parkway (La Mesa area).

45 HF, and usually see Eva, no questions asked, 60 for nice DATY and FIV, and breast play, with HE.

Nice, plus she's strong if you want hard massage.

Between 30-40.

Haven't heard much here about Eva. She has a lot of follows.

I'm also a big fan of Eva. I haven't seen her in a while, unfortunately. The whole Covid thing has made my trips scarce but Eva was definitely a favorite and a go to.

Does anyone have any other recommendations at Diamond besides Eva? I called today and they listed a lot of other names.

[DarkGable1262]

What is MRC?

[DrPornDawger]

Diamond is 50/60 too.

Just went to Diamond Spa on Parkway (La Mesa area).

45 HF, and usually see Eva, no questions asked, 60 for nice DATY and FIV, and breast play, with HE.

Nice, plus she's strong if you want hard massage.

Between 30-40.

Haven't heard much here about Eva. She has a lot of follows.

[ZReelman]

Diamond in Mesa is usually where I go.

45/60 can't go wrong with that.

I recently visited Queens in Mesa, it used to be a 40/60 spot, now it's a 50/60, wouldn't recommend.

I like a good massage, teasing and HE at the end, don't like FS, yeah I know it sounds weird but I just don't.

I'm looking for new HE spots to try, any recommendations? Pm me if you want.

Diamond is 50/60 too.

[RChangDatyKing]

Over the weekend I had an appointment to see Eveline (the best of the group IMO) but she cancelled and recommended a "new girl" Ambar so I went over there on short notice. The experience was not great but it was partly due to scheduling. When I got there Ambar suddenly tells me she could only do 20 minutes and I went for it and overall the experience was not great. She applied a condom for a BJ and it was pretty lackluster and then got on top but I was losing my wood so flipped her over for mish and started getting a rhythm but she slowed me down because I was being too noisy. I thought massages could be percussive?

So I got her in doggie but by this time I was feeling rushed and could only maintain half wood. I asked if she would suck it some more and she said "no because it had already been inside me" so I eventually busted half heartedly regretting my decision to see her for the most part. She wasn't that tight so that might have lended to my lack of hardness. Also while in mish she looked away no eye contact, etc.

Her body is ok but she left on her bodice which I assume was due to baby damage. So overall it was disappointing but could have perhaps been better if it was not rushed. The massage was nothing to write home about either. I wouldn't repeat with her and will stick with Eveline and occasionally Lena. Not a great review and I encourage someone else to TOFTT to either concur or dispute my experience.

DMassage- thanks for your reply. Yes, I agree Eveline is definitely the best of the group. She treats her regulars like friends. Sophia and Vianey aren't bad either. Wish Vianey would come back.

I love Latinas and thought about seeing Ambar yesterday, but she wouldn't answer some basic questions so I passed on her. I asked if her session was FBSM, and she said she only discusses that in person. So is the $140 just a HF, and everything else are upgrades. I know I'm exaggerating a bit, but a simple yes or no would gave me some idea. Yeah, if someone is not into it- no eye contact (at least try faking it) and has no interests to try to make a client happy I wouldn't repeat either. Thanks for your feedback.