Massage Parlor Reports

[NTK619]

Yeah Linda back in the day all holes were available to her regulars.

But she is still is hot. But that's my opinion. I don't know if she still works there But there was one girl by the name of Vivian Vietnamese Slim super hot 36 C's.

Yes, Linda was INSANE!, back in the day! And, for the record, Linda = Vivian (when she was with Jessica at Animal #6. Oh, those were the days! Today, Linda has taken a more reserved approach to her line of work. I think she is worn out, but continues for the necessity of it. I THINK she has become cautious due to Covid. Maybe she will open up again, but even I didn't get the royal treatment last time. She's a sweet person. I'm not around like I used to. She and I haven't been out for lunch in a couple of years.

[Grimmy23]

That sounds like a great plan but I assume Point 99% of the people on his board are married. Hey wife I'm going to Thailand for two weeks I'll bring you back something.

Yep, myself included. I used to pop into BKK for a day or two while I was in Asia on business. When you're in Asia, every other big Asian city is usually within a 2 hour flight of where you are, so it's pretty easy. This is the OC thread though so I'll refrain from any more comments about it, other than my main point which is you really can't find any decent Thai experiences around here. I've definitely tried more than my fair share. The one saving grace is you can pretty easily go to a Thai place under the guise of getting a legit massage, and if something extra happens (even if it's not much) it's cause to celebrate a win. The obvious down side is you can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty quickly, so the art of subtlety is important here, along with a little luck.

Edit: Joy Thai Spa in Hollywood is apparently open. Their FB and Yelp pages say they're open. Their webpage is down, but a couple weeks ago everything on Yelp, Google, etc. said "permanently closed." If you call their phone number they answer. I asked if they were open and they said yes. I don't intend to go up there anytime soon because it would be difficult explaining to the wife why I'm driving up to Hollywood, but if any of you head up that way it would be worth checking out. Happy endings are definitely on the table there, or at least they were before Covid. They are pretty mediocre as far as Thai massages go, and I remember the place being in a bit of disrepair, so I assume the happy endings are what's kept this place around for so long. Nothing I ever had up there was worth an hour drive out of the way, but it was there.

[Bla Bla]

Does anyone have any experience with her?

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bod...y/9749600.html

[Slammer6008]

Yep, that was the point. If you want the Thai girl experience around here you're probably not going to find it. If you do, it will be after a lot of pursuing and becoming a regular somewhere, and even then it will most likely be a low mileage HJ where she removes little or no clothing. The one place I managed to get a couple HJs was Joy Thai in Hollywood. They may or may not still be in business. Their webpage is down, and Google and Yelp both show them as permanently closed, but they still answer the phone and if you ask they will arrange to meet you somewhere for a massage, whatever that means. Even my times at Joy though, it was a quick handie after a mostly legit Thai massage. Once I was allowed to roam over clothes, and the other time the top got lifted up briefly.

From a pure financial point of view, if you chose to not pursue the golden goose and instead set that money aside into a travel account, after 18 months or so you'd have plenty of money to make a trip to Thailand for a week where you can bang 2 or 3 girls of your choosing a day. Granted, you can't do that right now because of Covid, but rest assured those days will come back. I'm not as young as I used to be, so for me, banging that many girls in a week probably isn't in the cards anymore. But I've known plenty of people who have spent a week, or even a few days at the tail end of a business trip to Asia, in Thailand and had a ton of fun for not much money.

That sounds like a great plan but I assume Point 99% of the people on his board are married. Hey wife I'm going to Thailand for two weeks I'll bring you back something.

[Grimmy23]

I could be wrong, but it seems just as unrealistic to ask for the Thai girl experience in the US. Maybe more unrealistic. If you are spending hundreds in this hobby, a few thousand is doable. If you are not spending hundreds, the question is moot.

Yep, that was the point. If you want the Thai girl experience around here you're probably not going to find it. If you do, it will be after a lot of pursuing and becoming a regular somewhere, and even then it will most likely be a low mileage HJ where she removes little or no clothing. The one place I managed to get a couple HJs was Joy Thai in Hollywood. They may or may not still be in business. Their webpage is down, and Google and Yelp both show them as permanently closed, but they still answer the phone and if you ask they will arrange to meet you somewhere for a massage, whatever that means. Even my times at Joy though, it was a quick handie after a mostly legit Thai massage. Once I was allowed to roam over clothes, and the other time the top got lifted up briefly.

From a pure financial point of view, if you chose to not pursue the golden goose and instead set that money aside into a travel account, after 18 months or so you'd have plenty of money to make a trip to Thailand for a week where you can bang 2 or 3 girls of your choosing a day. Granted, you can't do that right now because of Covid, but rest assured those days will come back. I'm not as young as I used to be, so for me, banging that many girls in a week probably isn't in the cards anymore. But I've known plenty of people who have spent a week, or even a few days at the tail end of a business trip to Asia, in Thailand and had a ton of fun for not much money.

[Ilvbjs]

I thought that I had read somewhere the F&C had closed down. I just called them and they said yes they were open and doing massages. I'm going to be right down from the street from them so I might give them a try.

[Avg Monger]

Can also confirm that all TBW are strictly LEGIT. They have a system of checks and balances where the others check in to ensure nothing happens besides a massage. They play a game to make you think there's more. It is just a ploy to get you to come back again. Nothing more than that.

Can confirm what PositiveLee said about TBW in LH. Really great massage with strong pressure and some teasing, but no dice. I think folks are seeing the posts and assuming there is more on the table when there is not.

Happy to share some intel on some of my fav non-than spots if others have ideas on Thai with extras. Thanks.

[BenderOver]

Someone was here looking for recommendations for local Thai girls and one of the unrealistic replies was that they should instead just head on over to Thailand for a week.

It's not an unrealistic reply at all. If you have the time off and travel was not restricted due to covid, I would whole heartedly endorse this suggestion. If you're disbelief is purely financial, I would say that 10 trips to any of the OC korean shops at 300 per shot could easily be a SEA budget for flights, hotel, food, and hobby for a week, seeing two girls or more per day.

To most of us, we'd prefer to drag out spending that kind of dollar once a week over a 10 week period instead of turning it into a daily 1 week long party.

[JulianK]

Someone was here looking for recommendations for local Thai girls and one of the unrealistic replies was that they should instead just head on over to Thailand for a week.

I could be wrong, but it seems just as unrealistic to ask for the Thai girl experience in the US. Maybe more unrealistic. If you are spending hundreds in this hobby, a few thousand is doable. If you are not spending hundreds, the question is moot.

[Ad949]

Indeed the holy grail. I thought I had a sure thing with Thai Body works and provider was named "champagne"! She gives a GREAT massage but only walks the line, teasing and that's it. I have been back many times hoping for more (and because it's such a good massage anyway) but no luck. I'll have to try the Laguna Beach spot near Oak. Any names? RM says a Dawn or Pita.

Can confirm what PositiveLee said about TBW in LH. Really great massage with strong pressure and some teasing, but no dice on anything more. Had seen comments about Champagne and Nikki on RM but don't have a sub there so couldn't read what might be happening. I think folks are seeing the posts and assuming there is more on the table when there is not.

Happy to share some intel on some of my fav non-than spots if others have ideas on Thai with extras. Thanks.

[Miguel Honcho]

All the girls there are probably transgendered Fuck that Land of Lady Bo

It's not anywhere close to ALL. While there are ladyboys in Thailand, for the most part they are celebrated in the arts and there is no stigma. They don't hide. It's a lot different than the trans politics here in the US. It's also not hard to figure it out (Adam's apple, cock) and the soapy massage and bar establishments have a vested interest in providing legit females to the tourists. I was offered a good time from several ladyboys walking down the street, but they let it be known what they were. For example, a double D party dress that looked female to me said, "What's the matter, you don't like ladyboys?

How many times have you been to Thailand? If you are afraid that you can't figure it out, don't go. This forum is OC Massage Parlor Reports anyway, so I'm done with my Thailand comments.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Yes, Thailand is fucking awesome!! I went to Pattaya a couple of times before COVID. They have girls in stadium seating with numbers, you sit on a sofa and have a beer checking them out. You tell them which number you want and the girl takes you up to a room. Soapy nude B2 B massage, kind of like nuru, then whatever you want to do. Total out the door about $75 US. You can get 2 or 3 if you want. Yes, YMMV like always girls will be girls, but the worst Thai girl was better than most here in OC.

All the girls there are probably transgendered Fuck that Land of Lady Boys.

[Edward Appleby]

Thailand doesn't like to admit it, but sex tourism is a huge part of its economy. Last I checked, they brought in somewhere around $30 billion a year in sex tourism alone. I'd bet that in a year or two things will be pretty much back to normal there. I've never gone to Thailand just for that, but business used to take me to Asia frequently. I used to have a lot of fun in Shanghai too, and I heard that dried up even before Covid just because the communist party decided to crack down on it, but that's a constantly changing wind over there too. In a year or so they'll turn their attention to something else and it will come roaring back.

Someone was here looking for recommendations for local Thai girls and one of the unrealistic replies was that they should instead just head on over to Thailand for a week.

[PwrRngr1]

It was late, I was a bit intoxicated, and my window to have some fun was closing. I strolled through SA to try a SW but LEO was out so I went on BP and first place that responded was Oc Fine'st Amethyst Wellness. Made an appointment for hhr and clearly I wasn't thinking with the right head since it was. 8 for the hhr. Get to the spot and it's a two story office building with discreet parking. Latina lady (didn't bother asking for name) let's me in and she is alright not really my taste. I get comfortable in the room and lay down on the smallest massage table I've ever been on. She walks back in but this time in a lingerie set. Does an okay massage for maybe 15 min then asks me if I want HE it's $. Again it's late, I'm intoxicated, and now naked and covered in oil so I say sure. On the flip she removes her bottoms and I fiv while she strokes me to the finish line. Total $. 8 for an okay experience. I will probably never repeat unless I'm desperate, it's late, and I'm extremely intoxicated haha.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

[Grimmy23]

You're living in the "before times" of 2019.

In order to treat yourself to a week in Thailand, you must first acquire a special tourist visa. Then you have to treat yourself to a mandatory two-week quarantine at a designated hotel.

If you're willing to get through that, there's more. Since Covid-19 is on the rise in Thailand now, many of those fishbowls and massage places are closed. The situation changes daily and of course many places are still staying open under the radar, just like MPs here. But it's not what it used to be. As a sign of the times, the famous Poseidon fishbowl just announced it's closing for good.

There are always ways to find fun in Thailand but the pandemic has dramatically had its effect.

Thailand doesn't like to admit it, but sex tourism is a huge part of its economy. Last I checked, they brought in somewhere around $30 billion a year in sex tourism alone. I'd bet that in a year or two things will be pretty much back to normal there. I've never gone to Thailand just for that, but business used to take me to Asia frequently. I used to have a lot of fun in Shanghai too, and I heard that dried up even before Covid just because the communist party decided to crack down on it, but that's a constantly changing wind over there too. In a year or so they'll turn their attention to something else and it will come roaring back.