Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[ManuelJellison]

I think a good portion of the E. M. Reviews are written by guys like HanginBalls. A lot of the guys in those are total studs that have the girls begging for more.

One of those guys talked of all the sex positions he ran through with the girl, and he mentioned a couple I haven't heard of and I couldn't find them in the abbreviations here, or at urban dictionary, or via Google.

One was: "angel's paw".

The other one was: "goat on the edge".

If you want to read about this stud's adventures and have an E. M. Account, here's the URL. He's clearly a legend in his own mind.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sassy-es...review-1301476

Isn't there a direct URL to the post without doing signup for E. M. ?

[George Stark]

I think a good portion of the E. M. Reviews are written by guys like HanginBalls. A lot of the guys in those are total studs that have the girls begging for more.

One of those guys talked of all the sex positions he ran through with the girl, and he mentioned a couple I haven't heard of and I couldn't find them in the abbreviations here, or at urban dictionary, or via Google.

One was: "angel's paw".

The other one was: "goat on the edge".

If you want to read about this stud's adventures and have an E. M. Account, here's the URL. He's clearly a legend in his own mind.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sassy-es...review-1301476

[George Stark]

I'll take the service, thanks, so I'm with you on that.

1) If she doesn't do (or let me do) what I like, it doesn't much matter how hot she is.

2) Bragging rights really aren't a thing with escorts.

3) You don't have to spend $500 -$1000 for a good time with a decent looking girl, from the reviews here it seems like $350 to $400 you can get some early 20's model-grade poon at one of the agencies. (Well, maybe now it takes $500 to get the early 20's stuff, I'm not sure, because so far, I refuse to spend that kind of money. Although I'm not ruling it out in the future.) And if you do pony up the $350+, you'll certainly be spending less time writing in the Ripoff Reports thread than I do. 😭.

I've had some pretty good times with some pretty hot escorts without getting anywhere near $500, but it's work, sometimes a real PITA, plus you need to get lucky.

But many of the best times have been with girls who weren't going to be winning beauty contests, but had great attitude, service, responsiveness, and a good menu.

I was reading the Tijuana board and perusing comments on the virtues of great service providers versus really hot chicks. It got me to wondering. It might even be considered a stupid question, considering the lack of talent in this city unless you come up with really big bucks- like $500 or $1000. But that's ok-I have a low opinion of my own intelligence. What is the preference of Chicago guys if you could choose? Would you rather have the really hot chick so you could brag about her being with you? Or would you rather have the average looker that gives you great service? I'm not talking about the scab-covered fugglies you mostly see on the streets anymore, though you can throw them in if you want. I guess I'll post first since I brought it up. I can see all the hot girls on the Internet that I want. I don't need a great looking rubber doll in my car and I'd rather have great service than the looker I can brag about.

[Moejoo]

You don't seem to understand how the system works. You think this ECE owner won't spill the beans if pressured by LE. He will. They all do. That's why the mafia was crushed. Nobody wants to do time. However the police operate in a manner where they need bigger fish if you are trying to get a reduced sentence. The client list is not important to LE. Unless the owner has some high value information he will end up doing the time.

In this hobby the client and girls are low value targets. Good for news and egos but rarely result in a felony. However the owner is facing multiple felonies. He is the "Big Fish". Not you. Not the girls. So if you are using a service and you are worried about risk, well the risk is low for you and high for the owner. If LE was interested in clients then maybe ECE would have some leverage. But this isn't the case. So if ECE goes down he won't be giving you up because the cops don't want you. You are nobody to them. They don't care about this info. He would sell you out in a heartbeat if it were advantageous. But it's not.

Currently you have 3 posts and 2 of them are wanting to bicker with me about an agency owner. I look forward to your future contributions.

[DWaits]

I'm trying to figure out how she thought this photo on EB was going to be useful and I'm trying to figure out who would see that photo and think: "Yes, she's the one I want to pay. ".

https://img2.lodef.net/imgs/f/9/7/3/...df6358a9_f.jpg

[SaltyDogUsn]

So to be clear I said that that is one agency owner who based on his posts I would expect to keep his mouth shut with the cops. No agency owner has ever been asked about their clients or anything else illegal or ever given any information regarding clients, girls or illegal money, drugs, etc to the cops to help themselves out of a jam so your post is an excellent reminder to us all that they are trustworthy people for your personal information. Thanks for the reminder with your second post.

You don't seem to understand how the system works. You think this ECE owner won't spill the beans if pressured by LE. He will. They all do. That's why the mafia was crushed. Nobody wants to do time. However the police operate in a manner where they need bigger fish if you are trying to get a reduced sentence. The client list is not important to LE. Unless the owner has some high value information he will end up doing the time.

In this hobby the client and girls are low value targets. Good for news and egos but rarely result in a felony. However the owner is facing multiple felonies. He is the "Big Fish". Not you. Not the girls. So if you are using a service and you are worried about risk, well the risk is low for you and high for the owner. If LE was interested in clients then maybe ECE would have some leverage. But this isn't the case. So if ECE goes down he won't be giving you up because the cops don't want you. You are nobody to them. They don't care about this info. He would sell you out in a heartbeat if it were advantageous. But it's not.

[Ump1969]

Here's what I used to do: go into a store like Walgreens and get the cheapest phone from a carrier that offers a prepaid plan and then a scratch-off card with some airtime ($10, $25, whatever). Once I had the phone and the scratch-off card, I'd pop the SIM into the phone and power it on. There were instructions as to how to choose a plan--I recall that all they wanted was a ZIP code so you could be issued a reasonably local number (so if you entered downtown Chicago, 60606, then you'd get a 312 or 773 number or the like), and then you entered a sequence on the keypad to indicate what plan you wanted. Afterwards you'd power the phone off and back on, then a (free) text message would pop up showing your new number.

You just told me a zillion thi gs I didn't know! Thanks!

At that point the phone has zero airtime, so then you get the code from your scratch-off card (like using a lotto ticket) and enter that into the phone: after that you'll get a text message showing your airtime (amount and date of expiration). To avoid losing unused airtime, reload before the expiration date. If you let it remain in a lapsed state for too long, the service will be canceled and you'll no longer be able to make calls and use text messages. Then you'll have to go back to Walgreens but instead of buying the whole phone you just buy a SIM kit: the little chip that goes in the phone so you can get service. When you put the SIM in, you're back to having to choose a plan and supply a ZIP code so you get a fresh number. Then load some more airtime and you're back in business.

I could buy the phone, the airtime cards, and new SIM kits without ever showing ID. Cash only--I didn't have it set to any sort of autopay. The plan I had at the time charged a flat $2 per day if the phone was used at all on a given day (and I think they defined use as placing or receiving a call, and perhaps sending text messages--it's been awhile so I forgot). Hopefully some of this helps!

You told me a lot! Thanks!

[Moejoo]

What would he even give them? Cops are not interested in clients. They want to make sure the girls were not coerced. Most of all they want to charge the owner with conspiracy, money laundering, tax evasion, promoting prostitution. He has nothing to offer the cops and will end up losing his money and other assets. The girls will jump to other agencies or become independent. Life will go on. Unless he has info on a much bigger crime he has nothing to trade the cops for a reduced sentence.

So to be clear I said that that is one agency owner who based on his posts I would expect to keep his mouth shut with the cops. No agency owner has ever been asked about their clients or anything else illegal or ever given any information regarding clients, girls or illegal money, drugs, etc to the cops to help themselves out of a jam so your post is an excellent reminder to us all that they are trustworthy people for your personal information. Thanks for the reminder with your second post.

[SaltyDogUsn]

That guy is really out there but the one thing I am sure of is no matter what happens he won't be giving any info to the PoPo.

What would he even give them? Cops are not interested in clients. They want to make sure the girls were not coerced. Most of all they want to charge the owner with conspiracy, money laundering, tax evasion, promoting prostitution. He has nothing to offer the cops and will end up losing his money and other assets. The girls will jump to other agencies or become independent. Life will go on. Unless he has info on a much bigger crime he has nothing to trade the cops for a reduced sentence.

[SaltyDogUsn]

Anyone have experience with these providers? https://chicagogentlelady.com/.

Well the person who wrote the text for the site isn't a native English speaker. The owner must also not be a local or doesn't proofread. Even the name sounds ridiculous. Often you see Chinese companies selling knock off crap and they use similar vocabularies.

The agency owner is an amateur. They don't even have the brain power to use realistic profile photos. It took just a minute to find out the photos were stolen. Soon you will see fake reviews for this fake agency.

Kind of like that Pure Classy Models BS agency that used to post their fake shit here but now uses another board.

IMO I wouldn't give this "agency" a second thought. And do not give them your personal information.

BTW, how on earth did you find this "agency". It's new so therefore they don't have SEO.

[Fdottt]

They don't want you to have a google voice for the same reasons you want to. They want to match the name on your T-mobile / Verizon caller ID to the name you gave them to Facebook / LinkedIn that says you're an assistant to the regional manager at a small paper company. Shows you're not a cop or another monger that they've had issues with in the past using a different number.

And what do the mongers who go through with this and give them their work number and government I'd and selfie next to today's paper get in return? An hour of fun? We can get that for way less work.

[Jayp80]

I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?

They don't want you to have a google voice for the same reasons you want to. They want to match the name on your T-mobile / Verizon caller ID to the name you gave them to Facebook / LinkedIn that says you're an assistant to the regional manager at a small paper company. Shows you're not a cop or another monger that they've had issues with in the past using a different number.

[Chicago41]

I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?

Because they want to reverse search your phone number and GV number usually turns up nothing or old info for whomever owned it years before.

Which is exactly why I use GV number LOL!! I don't need someone backsearching me and finding out all my info to the beginning of time.

[Fdottt]

I don't understand these providers who are turning potential clients down for using a google voice number. What does it matter to them?

[ApplePiePussy]

I just recently bought a net10 phone since some providers are not responding to google voice numbers. The caller I'd associated with my net10 phone is some Asian name. I'm not sure if they will update it to my name soon or not but for now it serves it's purpose as a burner phone.