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**Semper314** · 02-03-21 02:12

Originally Posted by Bd6305 [View Original Post]

Just wanted to give a heads up. I saw this little spinner for a car date Sunday night. Then this am at 1 received an unsolicited text from her. It only said hey, but if there are guys with snoopy people in their lives it may cause an issue.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/58356634/

I can forgive the last message from her stating she's outside since we were texting, but damn she could cause issues for some.

A provider after months randomly texted me her new number and a pic at 11:50 pm. Oh, and it was a group text with 6 other freaking numbers.

**Bd6305** · 02-02-21 21:07

Just wanted to give a heads up. I saw this little spinner for a car date Sunday night. Then this am at 1 received an unsolicited text from her. It only said hey, but if there are guys with snoopy people in their lives it may cause an issue.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/58356634/

I can forgive the last message from her stating she's outside since we were texting, but damn she could cause issues for some.

**DVelvet69** · 02-02-21 21:01

Originally Posted by SirChuck [View Original Post]

Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.

Yes, but you are operating under the HUGE assumption that she is actually going honor that agreement and spend an "entire year" of her life with some stranger once she has their 100 grand! Let's face it, it is not exactly like someone is going to drag her ass into court for stiffing them if she decides to bail a month or two into it-and I highly doubt she is going to agree to let a guy pay her "after" a year has passed in case they try to get out of paying her!

Granted she could be totally sincere and legit about her 1 year offer, but we are in fact talking about a "hooker" and you have NO recourse of action against her if she disappears in the middle of the night while you are asleep and fly's back home.

Just my take on it-now someone just needs to win Powerball to test your theory, LOL.

Stay safe my friend!

**NemesisHero** · 02-02-21 19:38

So, I've been going through some really old folders and emails, and came across this one. Does anyone know what happened to Jaylynn? Haven't seen her post in years, but she was always a favorite.

**Apache77** · 02-02-21 18:20

Originally Posted by SirChuck [View Original Post]

Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.

Great reply as you definitely did the math. With her, I'm thinking she spends more time growing her Bush than doing the math although that's not necessarily a bad thing, at least IMHO!

**QueNine** · 02-02-21 16:08

Originally Posted by Dalton425 [View Original Post]

LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.

Who remembers the Asian student from about 5 years ago? Think she had some guy booking appointments, and she wanted nothing to do with it. Massage was in her apartment by Ikea. If you tried to touch her she jumped back like she was dodging a stabbing. Hand job was with a blue latex glove.

**Member #6191** · 02-02-21 11:50

Originally Posted by Dalton425 [View Original Post]

LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.

Then asks if you are done yet and to hurry up already.

**MikeyD138** · 02-02-21 09:53

Originally Posted by GfmHobby [View Original Post]

You're correct. And she was upfront about it.

Was it weird? Did she keep her bra on? Is it worth a go?

**Dalton425** · 02-02-21 09:06

Originally Posted by SirChuck [View Original Post]

LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/58296491/

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...0c310864cf4df4

Am I missing something?

LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.

**ChrisHansen92** · 02-02-21 08:31

Your money would be better spent here even if she was real.

She is in town till tomorrow and she is worth the 250 for an hour.

http://www.meetkaydenkarter.com/

Originally Posted by SirChuck [View Original Post]

LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/58296491/

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...0c310864cf4df4

Am I missing something?

**Anondudeinstl** · 02-02-21 01:38

Looks like I'm going to be in Rolla for a week. Anyone know who swallows in the area?

**SirChuck** · 02-01-21 22:51

LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/58296491/

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...0c310864cf4df4

Am I missing something?

**SirChuck** · 02-01-21 22:37

Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.

Originally Posted by DVelvet69 [View Original Post]

WTF?!?

So this chick thinks because she's cute and has that crazy bush that it somehow justifies those batshit crazy rates? LOL!

Something tells me you'd be better just watching Pornhub while jerking off on a Chia-Pet.

**ChrisHansen92** · 02-01-21 20:47

Credit based systems will always cost you more to get puss. Always. SB is much worse than WYP if you absolutely must use a credit based site. Try this test on SB. Create profile and do not buy credits. Watch the messages roll in. You will be tempted to buy credits but do not. Let all the hot girl messages keep rolling in. Wait and do not buy credits. Now start looking at your messages from a week ago or older. Check the last time that hot girl that messaged you wanting to spend credits was online and active on the site. You will find that probably over 80% of the hot girl messages from a week or older never logged in again. I just got the 33% discount on Seeking. I am tearing it up on there for 67 bucks for another month. I am happy to compare the pussy I am getting of there (body count) for 67 bucks I spent vs what you are spending on credit based sites to get the same body count. I hate Seeking but I can message every single girl on the site for 67 bucks using the discount. I don't have to pay extra to see private pictures also. To each his own but the math never adds up for me to buy credits.

Originally Posted by BlahblahBare [View Original Post]

My experience with SB is bad. Met 1 women and wouldn't have been better off with skip or another site. As far as the actual site goes it sucks. I ordered tokens and immediately ordered the same. They charged me twice but 1 set of tokens. No customer service phone number. No customer service via online chat, I emailed them at least three times to complain and no response. My recommendation is to not waste your time or money. Not only that but women on there get off quick, literally I'd say the average female profile length is 2 weeks.

**Badboy2** · 02-01-21 19:38

Originally Posted by Apache77 [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone knows of providers with a natural Bush. For some reason I think I would find that interesting although I haven't seen one in quite a while.

Liara Roux (https://liararoux.com/gallery/) always gets my attention but I don't think she will be headed our way any time soon. And her fee of $2,000 an hour seems almost as out of control as her lovely Bush!

That's not a bush, that's a small throw rug! At those rates, I'm almost certain, it's cheaper to get married, cheat on her, get caught, get divorced and still have money left over.