Massage Parlor Reports

[RhGoat]

Went and tried in Ontario. Saw Coco for a hhr, great massage. 15 minutes on the back then flipped with the towel so I thought I wasn't getting he. Grabs my hands and let me roam deep. Got a CBJ for. 6. Door price was. 5.

[ZenOmanyte]

So I headed over to Relax Massage by Moreno and Vernon, not sure if someone mentioned this place before, but anyway: there's a Covid warning sign that says closed but ignore that it was open, they open till 9 pm apparently and I got there a bit late but I went in got a massage and it was decent I guess I don't get many massages to really compare but on the flip it was an HE simple, did let me play with her tits a bit and it helped, the woman was Asian and friendly, couldn't tell her age but her tits seemed perky enough, but it was nice and got the job done although I hoped for more, I asked a few times and she said no but it was a 40 for half and 60 at the end, was wondering if anyone had been here? Maybe I missed a chance and she wasn't into it.

[Slammer6008]

Nice! I'll be heading back down that way at the end of the month. Damage for no holes bared?

Like a cage match.

[Slammer6008]

Nice! I'll be heading back down that way at the end of the month. Damage for no holes bared?

Ask salty dog. 😳.

[DesertJohn]

Apologies accepted. LOL now go have a dream with Jesse in Colton. Last time I had a dream with her I was fuckIng her in the ass. I fIlled her up to the top.

Nice! I'll be heading back down that way at the end of the month. Damage for no holes bared?

[Slammer6008]

It's Yessi not Jesse. You are welcome. Does she have a real ass or a man made ass? You can thank me later.

Yessi Jesse Jessica. Whatever. Everyone says it's fake but it does feel real to me. Why do I have to thank you? Are you paying for my tip. I just know she can take the slammer cock. I can fill that ass up good.

[SaltyDog]

Apologies accepted. LOL now go have a dream with Jesse in Colton. Last time I had a dream with her I was fuckIng her in the ass. I fIlled her up to the top.

It's Yessi not Jesse. You are welcome. Does she have a real ass or a man made ass? You can thank me later.

[Slammer6008]

My apologies. 40 and 100. I honestly wasn't sure what to give her in my dream. I don't have a lot of AMP experience and didn't want to be rude.

Apologies accepted. LOL now go have a dream with Jesse in Colton. Last time I had a dream with her I was fuckIng her in the ass. I fIlled her up to the top.

[Round2]

Not to be an Ass here, but when you guys write reviews can you please add what you paid to give us some kind of idea what the expense might be.

Example: Paid 40 entrance fee and 100 to my masseuse.

When you do this it helps, not to say that's what we'll all pay but at least we're in the ballpark.

Thanks.

Standard fees. 4 to get in $ for everything.

[DesertJohn]

40.00 to get in 60.00 tip. Nice.

My apologies. 40 and 100. I honestly wasn't sure what to give her in my dream. I don't have a lot of AMP experience and didn't want to be rude.

[Slammer6008]

Nope. Just $100.00.

40.00 to get in 60.00 tip. Nice.

[DesertJohn]

When you woke up from this dream did you notice your wallet was $160 short?

Nope. Just $100.00.

[Oxide]

TOFTT since I haven't seen them posted for awhile but I visited Inland Home Remedies for Marissa, after having to bail on 2 other MPs because LE was out front, and got nothing but a dog. Would've been better off getting off in the empty parking lot outside. Should've said no and bailed like my adult role models, but every dog has their day. . 4 at door for hhr then the standard for HE. Ugh.

[PurpleBags]

Phoenix: Greeted by "Tina" who was apparently working solo at the time. She's a bit older, late 40's-ish, and thin with a nice set of Bs. The lingerie and fishnets didn't hurt either. 40 got me inside. Massage was surprisingly decent for the first 20 min with no teasing whatsoever (although she did encourage my roaming) until the flip, where she immediately pulled her tits out and started stroking me off while kissing my neck before I even thought to ask. I told her I just wanted some dome, and we agreed on 80. She pulls out a rubber, applies it with her mouth, got to work.

AND THEN THE FUCKING DOORBELL RANG.

I don't know which of you showed up, but damn it!

After getting monger2 situated, Tina came back all giggly and apologetic before getting back down on her knees as I was sitting on the table. At that point I couldn't tell if she was being loud for my sake, or the dude next door. After a few min of this, she stood up and laid on her back beside me, so I obliged and fucked her mish until I blew in the bag. All in all a good time.

Day Massage: 10 min massage from a petite cutie, followed by a legit 20 min of pro-level head. CBJ, of course, but I cannot remember the last time a provider went at it for that long with that much enthusiasm, all for 40/60. Will repeat.

[Slammer6008]

Had a dream that I stopped by Valley yesterday as I was in the area. MMS asked if I had been there before. As I am not from around here I said no but asked if Pepsi was working. She told me to come back in 30 minutes. Left and came back. Paid the 40 entrance fee for 30 minutes, temp check, hand sanitizer and shoe sanitizer. Taken to room and told to undress. Got comfortable face down and waited about 5 minutes until Pepsi walks in. Very beautiful, speaks perfect English. Asked how I heard about her and I told her about this forum. She laughed and said "oh they're talking about me on there too!" I said that I had only seen good things posted. She immediately undressed and started the massage. She started the brief massage at my shoulders standing in front of me allowing my hands to roam up and down her thighs. She then climbed on my back rubbing up and down my body. I don't think I've ever been with another woman, dream or otherwise, who kissed and sucked my ears like that! Very sensual! She then worked her way down my back to the boys and well, that was it for me. She kissed and sucked and stroked my lower regions like no-one has ever before. Add that to the fact that it's been a very long time since I've had any action, and I blew before the fun even really got going. She cleaned me up and asked more about this forum. I told her I'd be posting here about our time together. I can't wait to dream about her again. Couple of things to note: We didn't discuss donations until we were finished. She likes clean guys. Seems like a no-brainer, but don't expect to have a good time if you're dirty and sweaty. She said that she can be a ***** sometimes LOL! And lastly I've always preferred Coke over Pepsi, but after this dream I'm switching!

When you woke up from this dream did you notice your wallet was $160 short?