Massage Parlor Reports

[CopperPotDrip]

I know one. I pm you.

Any good independent massage provider in this area?

I would go to Cherry but she doesn't accept cash app.

Lynn just isn't attractive for me.

Ashley Marie disappeared.

I know there is a 50 years old Cuban lady as well, but she didn't look great as well.

Anyone else? I'm just looking for standard finish BTW.

[SeniorManager]

Any good independent massage provider in this area?

I would go to Cherry but she doesn't accept cash app.

Lynn just isn't attractive for me.

Ashley Marie disappeared.

I know there is a 50 years old Cuban lady as well, but she didn't look great as well.

Anyone else? I'm just looking for standard finish BTW.

[Summerinthecity]

Does anyone have any dreams from this place, senior member here but kind a new to this area, I'm mainly a NOVA and SC monger, but in the Richmond area for a few weeks and need some attention. I also saw a independent advertise out near short pump, if anyone can shed light of a dream experience I would be more then happy to share a few from Fredericksburg and NOVa.

Thanks.

I've seen the independent in short pump. Great massage, but standard finish. I think she is really hot, great chest. Good option if you want a good massage with standard ending from a really hot asian. I have been a few times hoping for more, but hasn't happened.

[CoolWays]

Does anyone have any dreams from this place, senior member here but kind a new to this area, I'm mainly a NOVA and SC monger, but in the Richmond area for a few weeks and need some attention. I also saw a independent advertise out near short pump, if anyone can shed light of a dream experience I would be more then happy to share a few from Fredericksburg and NOVa.

Thanks.

[Wysiwug]

Ditto what GlockEm said; I would like to add to missing the point: I've been in the hobby on and off since early 80's (remember CompuServe?) and been accessing ussg since around (2006?) mainly at first on the SB blog then started expanding my horizons to AMPs / escorts (No ws's not safe and too much drama. Yuk) around rva; since central Va. Was really tame, I traveled to points north F-Berg, NOVA ect. And even experienced Dallas AMP's when I traveled there on Business. Yes, I have been a ussg sm. When sestra / fostra laws shut the site down and then started back I couldn't for the life of me remember my logon. Really didn't need to rejoin but only use the site to confirm what I already knew. Anyway, I am by no means a newbie.

As for missing the point: If you are a newbie reg member offer your local experience so the senior members can gain your trust; eventually you will become a senior once trust is earned. We can tell if Andy and Barney are mining for information or if their experience doesn't align with reality. We can agree to disagree but I don't have patience for stupid grasshoppers who can't do their due diligence then offer their experience.

I know this is not going to change; but if it by appointment only; it's by appointment only! For example; I was with ole Jules on my 3rd visit, while she was in the midst of showing me her rodeo technique the doorbell rang. Not once but multiple times over 30 minutes; I had only been there 15 or so minutes into my 60 minutes. I could tell she was getting annoyed. When I exited, there was some Peewee Herman looking dude lurking down the street, went around the corner waited then went back looked and there he was at the door ringing away. My question, how did Peewee get the location? Possibly from the post on here on where to park, where to walk, and what name is on the door? Talking about drawing attention and ruining a good thing.

BTW I called the number that Metal Head offered; yep they have a clam special. Curb side pick-up and delivery.

Stay Healthy and safe.

[GlockEm17]

While this was clever funny and quiet. I think it also was a bit cold and cruel. We are here to help and guide and by the same token cautious. As the old Kuung Fu show puts it we seniors are the master and need to be patient and assisting to the Grasshoppers.

Be safe and wise SG out.

I think you missed the point. Yes we became a SM by going out and TOFT and posting our findings. Sometimes great results and some not so great. We spent money and reported back. Seems lately that many don't want to do the work but want the rewards and after a point it gets old. Many time going back and RTFF will get you all the information you will ever need. But if the majority of your posts are questions seeking prime locations well then you go to the back of the line. And yes you may have to go back many months to find what you seek but the reading is interesting and often a real good laugh. But once a place is found come on use a little common sense and don't flood it and have a line out the door. Lets not ruin a good thing. The number of FS places have grown a lot in the last year or so and we would like to keep it that way. And do yourself a favor bring your own hat and I always take it too. The less left behind the better. Stay safe out there.

[Jeep1988]

Well I was looking around for a table shower the other day and decided to try the Par. Place. Made it right in, no wait. Average looking attendant took me in. It had to be the fastest table show I have ever had. Not just time wise but jeep her hands were a blur. Made me nervous when she got close to the boys that would have been painful! Nothing exciting there. Back to the room for a strange massage. 90% pushing and very little rubbing. Tried to get a BJ but she said no although she got into it and her face was very close. Had to slow her down a little as the speedy hands were hard at it. Decent pop, cleaned up and gone. Pretty average. Might repeat in a pinch. Maybe more on the table with more visits but I know there is better out there.

Have fun guys and be safe.

[Garthie1]

Last week I had a very interesting experience.

I was in Henrico / Glen Allen with some time to waste. I'd been meaning to try the Mountain Road place I've heard about.

But as I was driving around, I got lost and misremembered the street name. I passed a place that was clearly an AMP (vinyl window covering with stock photos).

Thinking this was the place I've read about, I settled in for a crappy massage, to be interrupted by mongers coming in, and some much needed full service.

Lady a little more on the mature side (not collecting social security old).

The "crappy massage" part was right. The place was a ghost town and we were never interrupted. After about 20+ minutes, I start seriously wondering if I got the wrong place.

On the flip, things start progressing. I basically indicate I'm here for "the deed," have a raincoat, and cash.

No negotiating needed. We had an awesome time and ended up with the full LJS experience.

4 for the house and $ for the tip.

Anyway. I'm NOT sharing the name of this place. I'm not sharing because I didn't get the impression this is a regular event. I don't want this place to get swamped with people expecting FS.

Instead. I share this for all of you who keep visiting AMPs, hoping for that extra. Keep up the good hunting. Because every now and then the unicorn happens.

Thanks Captain.

[Garthie1]

2206 E Laburnum Ave.

804-321-9292.

There you have it.

Now Google maps 'massage' at this location and you're G2 G.

[KaminaPanda]

No it is called go out and earn some board creed.

Right, that's what I said.

Do you really think that people are going to hand over information on the prime places to someone with a couple of posts

If you're talking to me specifically (which I assume because I was the one you quoted), then no I don't. Which is why I haven't asked for the address of those locations. Especially since through asking questions, I was told they don't offer what I'm specifically looking for.

I was just trying to help the dude out by letting him know why he was being ignored.

[SouthrnGuy]

While this was clever funny and quiet. I think it also was a bit cold and cruel. We are here to help and guide and by the same token cautious. As the old Kuung Fu show puts it we seniors are the master and need to be patient and assisting to the Grasshoppers.

Be safe and wise SG out.

[BowTieGuy394]

2206 E Laburnum Ave.

804-321-9292.

**golf clap*.

[GlockEm17]

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[MetalHead63]

Could someone pm the address and phone number to Ljs. I've been to many AMPs but haven't been able to find one that offers FS.

220X E Laburnum Ave.

804-XXX-9292.

[Megadon1]

Could someone pm the address and phone number to Ljs. I've been to many AMPs but haven't been able to find one that offers FS.

No. Read the Thread. It is all in there. We do not give out addresses and ph#'s for the obvious reason. It is really not difficult if you do some leg work.