Escort Reports

**TDisregard** · 01-25-21 09:07

Finally was able to see this one. Terrible comms. Almost bailed but waited it out. Up until I walked into her apartment I was thinking she wasn't real. She is. She is the same girl as in the pictures. She has her own place, not too bad. She has a killer body and amazing tanned skin. Athletic build with the little A cups. The downside is she looks tired and worn down and everything was mechanical and very uninspired. I think I'm taking a break from the hobby. Seems like all of SWF is 1% hit and 99% miss. Good luck fellas.

Originally Posted by TDisregard [View Original Post]

I got played hard by Ashley last week, and I should have known better since it wasn't the first time it's happened with her. I texted her in the am and she replied right away with a pic. We continued to text and things felt legit this time, so we set a time I headed to her location. About 15 minutes away (on a 45-minute drive) she texts with a location change (red flag #1). I still had my optimism boner raging, so I rerouted and headed to the second location which is about 15 minutes from the first. I arrive at the second location and waited for about 10 minutes and she calls with: "I'm sooooooo sorry baby but I am actually going to location 3 now" . Ugh, apparently there was some car issues and drama (always) and location 2 was too far. So. Stupid me and my stupid boner head across town to location 3. I arrive after about 10 minutes and she texts me that she will be there in 10 minutes. 20 minutes later she finally calls: "Baby I'm sooooo sorry but I promise I'm going to take care of you today and give you a discount for putting up with me. But we need to head back to location #2 again. I found another ride and I like that location way better and I'll make it up to you I promise blah blah blah. " Of course, she gave me just enough in that phone call to keep the blood flowing to Mr. Optimist, so here we go again, back to location 2. On my way there she calls to tell me she is checking in and will text me soon with the room #. I arrive in the parking lot and wait, and wait, and wait. Ghost mode engaged. Not returning my texts, not answering my calls. After 20 minutes I'm 99.9% sure I saw her walk out of the lobby and get into a crappy car with a dude and drive away. I looked down and my idiot optimist boner was completely deflated, the blood had returned to my brain and I got on the road toward home. All the way cursing myself for being so dumb. I sent her one more text saying thanks for nothing and what was the point of leading me along for over an hour. THEN SHE ACTUALLY CALLS ME. "baby I'm sorry, they wouldn't accept my CC. My I'd was expired. Blah blah blah. I couldn't check in I'm sorry. " I was like well just tell me that instead of letting me sit there all damn afternoon. She was like ok I'm sorry can you come back. ? I seriously thought about it for a micro second as the blood was rushing out of my brain, but I luckily snapped out of it, hung up, and kept on heading for home.

Has anyone actually met her? I fear that my pathetic need for a hot girl to touch my wiener will lead me back down this rabbit hole again.

**JShave** · 01-24-21 20:12

Any non-scam BBFS cip providers in the area?

**ThickAndCream9** · 01-24-21 13:40

Originally Posted by ReallyNone [View Original Post]

Long overdue review, but here we go.

Saw Ana couple of times thanks to a recommendation of a fellow monger on here. East european, smart and sexy. She's a short kinda chunky girl but that's how I like them. Beautiful green eyes, great naturals and great delicious ass. Good conversation and great attitude. All positions available, didn't ask for a trip to the islands. $3 for like 3 hours or so don't recall. I did repeat and will do her again soon.

RN out.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1466339

When in Bonita I always make it a point to see Anna / Red Raspberry, the only down fall is the steps up there. But coming down those step I go like doing a slalom with a few moguls LOL. My Bulgarian Goulash is always a full service and never a clock watcher. Terrific in BBBJ cim and and a few tricks she has up her sleeve. Always on my speed dial. Ciao fellow mongers.

**Bruce Johnson** · 01-24-21 12:49

Any reviews on Madison? She looks really good.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-time/34695314

**MyTwoCentWorth** · 01-24-21 12:21

Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]

Thank you for this review. I also gravitate toward women with that body type! Can't wait to get back to the area now.

I usually see her once or twice while she is here. Everything said about her is spot on. Very sweet and anything goes. Nice and clean location.

**Anon44** · 01-24-21 08:58

SWFL has never had that big of a selection of go to providers. At least since I've been in the game. I tried a new pair of faces to expand my horizons. Needless to say say I probably will not be back for more from either of these for their own reasons.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...londe/36746081

Let's start off with Kelli. Intrigued by her pictures and over the phone her southern accent just did wonders for me. In person that changed but not in a bad way. Pictures are off and she is older than expected. She is also very tiny. I did not expect that at all. I stayed because she's genuinely trying to please you. Also give a great massage. Probably the highlight of the day. She is very sanitary so everything is covered. She's good just not a good fit for me. Damage was $. 3 for a hh.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...inted/36726132

Now on to Riley. Little head did the deciding on this one. Just bored one evening and decided to scour the internet for what was available. Not much was on STG or AS. My usuals were unavailable so ended up with Riley. Took way too long to send me the address. Off of Palm Beach it is not the most alluring of sites and cops were everywhere. Once I was able to meet her. Pics are way off as well. Face is good but the body is not. Still stayed because I was already there and really had nothing to lost at that point. Highlight of the night was the BBBJ. Only offered doggy and even then I struggled to keep it up. Go for finish and went on my way. Damage $ for a qv. I was not about to pay $. 4 for a hhr.

**Hawkeye49** · 01-24-21 08:52

Originally Posted by ReallyNone [View Original Post]

Long overdue review, but here we go.

Saw Ana couple of times thanks to a recommendation of a fellow monger on here. East european, smart and sexy. She's a short kinda chunky girl but that's how I like them. Beautiful green eyes, great naturals and great delicious ass. Good conversation and great attitude. All positions available, didn't ask for a trip to the islands. $3 for like 3 hours or so don't recall. I did repeat and will do her again soon.

RN out.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1466339

Thank you for this review. I also gravitate toward women with that body type! Can't wait to get back to the area now.

**Anon44** · 01-24-21 08:46

Definitely one of the best around here. Been seeing her every time she comes down here. She's always accommodating and even checks up on me from time to time. One of my ATF.

Originally Posted by ReallyNone [View Original Post]

Long overdue review, but here we go.

Saw Ana couple of times thanks to a recommendation of a fellow monger on here. East european, smart and sexy. She's a short kinda chunky girl but that's how I like them. Beautiful green eyes, great naturals and great delicious ass. Good conversation and great attitude. All positions available, didn't ask for a trip to the islands. $3 for like 3 hours or so don't recall. I did repeat and will do her again soon.

RN out.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1466339

**ReallyNone** · 01-23-21 20:29

Long overdue review, but here we go.

Saw Ana couple of times thanks to a recommendation of a fellow monger on here. East european, smart and sexy. She's a short kinda chunky girl but that's how I like them. Beautiful green eyes, great naturals and great delicious ass. Good conversation and great attitude. All positions available, didn't ask for a trip to the islands. $3 for like 3 hours or so don't recall. I did repeat and will do her again soon.

RN out.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1466339

**MattFl** · 01-23-21 18:54

Any info on the girls from adult search that don't take cash at the meet, this one 651-XXX-6417 gave a legit address got incall but no cash, gift card.

**HotRodFourYa** · 01-23-21 17:40

Originally Posted by Buntulla [View Original Post]

https://naples-fl.skipthegames.com/f...e/417734835354

Buddy had a car date with her, was not bad he was not into the car date thing so this was a one time deal. She's a little heavier than her pics not much though. Her oral skills were pretty good so she went to mount him and being in the suv really was not a good thing to do, so he opted to finish off with oral. He shot his load and she took it and then opened the door and spit it out. The down side was he had tried to meet up with her all day and she kept changing the meet up and times. He will give it more thought, but might not go for it.

**BiggDogg70** · 01-23-21 12:44

Originally Posted by LoinRanger [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her personally, but I've had quite a few members tell me to avoid at all costs. Something about either being a thief or a scam artist. Got to admit, I kind of want to find out for myself as things seem to be very YMMV on this board. I'm guessing one needs a bit of wit, charm and appropriate self defense measures just to get by nowadays.

It is a very YMMV world nowadays. Also preferences and perceptions play a huge role. I have seen a few girls based on reviews posted here by respected seniors only to say "what the f were they thinking" but it has taught me is one mans "curvy" is another mans "nasty fat girl" and ones "spinner" is another mans "anorexic crack ho". It is what it is and everything on here needs to be vetted and confirmed through other sources.

**LoinRanger** · 01-23-21 02:01

Originally Posted by LordOfYall [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any luck with this cutie.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...f/370649929959

I haven't seen her personally, but I've had quite a few members tell me to avoid at all costs. Something about either being a thief or a scam artist. Got to admit, I kind of want to find out for myself as things seem to be very YMMV on this board. I'm guessing one needs a bit of wit, charm and appropriate self defense measures just to get by nowadays.

**BiggDogg70** · 01-22-21 14:08

Originally Posted by BruceJohnson [View Original Post]

Do you have the wrong jess? Nurse jess is in the Cape and offers an excellent full service.

I attached a link to this Jess. Dixie Chopper chick. Posts as FBSM.

**ReallyNone** · 01-22-21 11:49

I had my eyes on Angel for a very long time. She has stellar reviews on TER and them and I wanted to give her a try.

Finally couple of days ago our schedules aligned and we met at my place. Angel was on time with constant comms during her ubering to me, great start and great attitude. She was on time, I opened the door and OMG, . There she was, 40-45 yo (I'm bad giving ages) beautiful, beautiful woman, looking much much better than her pics, beautiful eyes, hair and body, big smile on her face and casual attire as I requested. We clicked immediately. She did ask me for the donation almost immediately though 4, but not a biggy. I offered some red wine and start talking to get to know each other. Great conversationalist and can really cover oh so many current and history subjects. During our discussion she goes, "Its hot in here. " and she removed her jacket showing her very sexy lingerie underneath. Junior starts being interested and wanting to see more. She noticed the look on my face and she says." You must be very visual." Hell yes! We talked and talked, it seems like for ever. And we played a bit exploring each other assets. Second bottle of red wine was served together with some appetizers that I was baking in the oven. We kept finding many different discussion subjects of interest for both of us. She's a trooper and me too, so there were so many places we have both travelled in different points of our lives. After we finished our second bottle of wine, I took her by the hand (oh so soft and perfectly manicured) and went in the bedroom. What happened in there is still a bit blurry in my mind, maybe too much wine LOL,. But let me tell you one thing, guys, . She has a gorgeous body, very soft ivory skin, beautiful boobs, and these eyes when she looks at you during the act is beyond words. We went to all known (to me) positions with great passion and energy. We've bonded so well together that I felt like she was in love with me right at this moment. - I know I was too.

Now the best part, keep reading.

Chatted on the bed for a while, showered and she goes, "do you want to have a drink with me?" Wait. What? Hell yeah. So off we go like a young (I'm not) couple to one of these fancy hotels in Naples, sitting outside and sipping our cosmo! And taking, and talking and holding hands. Moments of total happiness! Little I knew it was close to 9 pm. At that point we said goodbye to each other and left.

Guys, I've been in the hobby for more than 20 years, never, ever this situation occurred to me before. I'm sooo happy I found Angel and I'll repeat and highly recommend. Damage 4 for 4+ hours, it was like a Christmas present. Enjoy her, she's a gem.

https://www.eros.com/florida/naples/...2140.htm?cat=1