Massage Parlor Reports

[TooHotForYou]

A statement from Angel Massage owner:

No sexual activity is allowed in this shop!

Not in any form!

Customers who asked for sexual encounter before have been asked to leave, and not welcomed here.

This is a formal massage / spa parlor.

You are only welcomed for massage here.

This is too funny.

[ComTech42]

Someone is dropping $500 tips at Angel Massage? Tell us more.

I call BS. With that kind of money one can get a much better experience from a much better provider. Some guys even believe professional politicians will do what they say.

[KainaGirl]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[The Wiseacre]

Who the hell is giving $500 tips? Killing expectations for the rest of us. No wonder GPS is rampant.

Dude might as well share the rest of the story. We ain't got much else going on here.

If you have a provider that you are friendly with, ask them about the biggest tip they've ever received or the number of times some guy has offered $500 or more for FS.

It doesn't make GPS rampant, it makes the guy offering it look like an idiot. It is not rare for a guy to walk into an AMP and throw out way more than the going rate.

[Sarcastic King]

Would not recommend. Lexus has a big body, ass included, but nothing is shapely about her. That said, I'm assuming that guys who like big asses like them shapely. Am I wrong?

I wouldn't recommend just because of the lackluster massage and unwillingness to make sure you leave happy. She's a talker too so she will talk and not massage. Other options if you want a shapely good looking gal to give a lackluster massage and no happy ending or touching.

[Niteluvr]

No, this guy is a lawyer. $500 tipper.

Someone is dropping $500 tips at Angel Massage? Tell us more.

[AnglMs]

If any of you happen to be a 37 year old lawyer who frequents this shop send me a PM. I have a funny story for you.

A statement from Angel Massage owner:

No sexual activity is allowed in this shop!

Not in any form!

Customers who asked for sexual encounter before have been asked to leave, and not welcomed here.

This is a formal massage / spa parlor.

You are only welcomed for massage here.

[MariettaKingDi]

New to the area anyone has any info on this place I'm looking for more than HE if this is the place then who should I ask for if this isn't then please help me out thank you.

[Sarcastic King]

No, this guy is a lawyer. $500 tipper.

Who the hell is giving $500 tips? Killing expectations for the rest of us. No wonder GPS is rampant.

Dude might as well share the rest of the story. We ain't got much else going on here.

[JabaModern2]

I am fascinated by this report.

Like, when does the tease cross the line and you have to shoo that hand away?

Grazing the marbles is OK but working the shaft is not. Usually they point and ask for permission and I say no. But honestly this is all mental gymnastics anyway but it's what helps me sleep better.

[DocHolliday35]

I am 39 but not a Lawyer, heavy construction worker will it be counted?

No, this guy is a lawyer. $500 tipper.

[JMinnie]

If any of you happen to be a 37 year old lawyer who frequents this shop send me a PM. I have a funny story for you.

I am 39 but not a Lawyer, heavy construction worker will it be counted?

[Ozymandias]

On an aside note. Has anyone actually gone into one of these spas and left? I mean, I got there, I saw my options, and little brain was like fuck it, we here, we doing it. LOL, you would think at my age I would be able to logically tell little brain to shut the fuck up and win that fight, but I haven't mastered that skill it seems. Got any pointers?

I have left spas pretty often. I'd say at least 30% of the time I've gone to a spa, I've walked, either because they won't offer a line up, or they do and there's no one to my liking.

The only pointer I guess is that you have to have an ABSOLUTE rule. No exceptions, ever.

Kind of a weird example, but think of Anton Chigur (I'm assuming you've seen "No Country for Old Men" He's like an implacable machine, moving through the world driven by an unswerving adherence to a strict code, both for himself and others. That's how I hobby (only with less body count.).

Here's the thing: there are two basic ways men assess their options. One way is "relative", meaning they look at the options provided, and then choose the best one available. So, for example, a KAMP line-up yields a thin 55 year old and a chunky 40 year old provider; you prefer thin, but you also like younger, but finally you settle for the chunky 40 year old as the "best option". NO! Just because an option is best doesn't mean it's good! Don't do this.

The other way is to carry your own internal standard and set a rule that you use THAT to evaluate options; call it "absolute" to contrast with relative above. For example, I like KAMP girls to be maybe 18-30, slender but not skinny, with natural breasts, B-C preferred, pretty face. Faced with the line-up above, I WALK, because none of the choices satisfies my criteria. As the Mandalorians say, "this is the way".

If you're patient, respect your standards, and live by a code, you will consider "walking" less a failure than simply a part of the process.

O.

[Nicky233]

I am fascinated by this report.

Like, when does the tease cross the line and you have to shoo that hand away?

Like an alcoholic who goes to a bar and orders a drink just to stare at it.

[MassageAwesome]

Some Cobb area reports. I actually don't get HE as I'm married but do enjoy legit massage and tease. My preference is firm massage.

SiSi on Cobb okwy. Excellent massage. Decent tease. Offered HE at the end. Old but attractive provider.

MeiMei on Cobb Pkwy. Avg. Massage. No tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

ZR Massage on Concord rd. Below avg. Massage. Some tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

H massage on South Cobb. Terrible massage. Had to laugh when she turns on the neon lights for HE times. Old and unattractive provider.

Cedar Massage on Thorton Rd. Excellent massage. No tease. No HE offered. Old and young providers.

Angel Foot Massage on Delk Rd. Avg. Massage. No tease no HE offered.

Thought I had more of a chance to win tonight's Mega Millions than to meet someone like this LOL.

You're seldom going to find any attractive women in south Cobb AMPs. Thanks for the report.