Massage Parlor Reports

[Sarcastic King]

No, this guy is a lawyer. $500 tipper.

Who the hell is giving $500 tips? Killing expectations for the rest of us. No wonder GPS is rampant.

Dude might as well share the rest of the story. We ain't got much else going on here.

[JabaModern2]

I am fascinated by this report.

Like, when does the tease cross the line and you have to shoo that hand away?

Grazing the marbles is OK but working the shaft is not. Usually they point and ask for permission and I say no. But honestly this is all mental gymnastics anyway but it's what helps me sleep better.

[DocHolliday35]

I am 39 but not a Lawyer, heavy construction worker will it be counted?

No, this guy is a lawyer. $500 tipper.

[JMinnie]

If any of you happen to be a 37 year old lawyer who frequents this shop send me a PM. I have a funny story for you.

I am 39 but not a Lawyer, heavy construction worker will it be counted?

[Ozymandias]

On an aside note. Has anyone actually gone into one of these spas and left? I mean, I got there, I saw my options, and little brain was like fuck it, we here, we doing it. LOL, you would think at my age I would be able to logically tell little brain to shut the fuck up and win that fight, but I haven't mastered that skill it seems. Got any pointers?

I have left spas pretty often. I'd say at least 30% of the time I've gone to a spa, I've walked, either because they won't offer a line up, or they do and there's no one to my liking.

The only pointer I guess is that you have to have an ABSOLUTE rule. No exceptions, ever.

Kind of a weird example, but think of Anton Chigur (I'm assuming you've seen "No Country for Old Men" He's like an implacable machine, moving through the world driven by an unswerving adherence to a strict code, both for himself and others. That's how I hobby (only with less body count.).

Here's the thing: there are two basic ways men assess their options. One way is "relative", meaning they look at the options provided, and then choose the best one available. So, for example, a KAMP line-up yields a thin 55 year old and a chunky 40 year old provider; you prefer thin, but you also like younger, but finally you settle for the chunky 40 year old as the "best option". NO! Just because an option is best doesn't mean it's good! Don't do this.

The other way is to carry your own internal standard and set a rule that you use THAT to evaluate options; call it "absolute" to contrast with relative above. For example, I like KAMP girls to be maybe 18-30, slender but not skinny, with natural breasts, B-C preferred, pretty face. Faced with the line-up above, I WALK, because none of the choices satisfies my criteria. As the Mandalorians say, "this is the way".

If you're patient, respect your standards, and live by a code, you will consider "walking" less a failure than simply a part of the process.

O.

[Nicky233]

I am fascinated by this report.

Like, when does the tease cross the line and you have to shoo that hand away?

Like an alcoholic who goes to a bar and orders a drink just to stare at it.

[MassageAwesome]

Some Cobb area reports. I actually don't get HE as I'm married but do enjoy legit massage and tease. My preference is firm massage.

SiSi on Cobb okwy. Excellent massage. Decent tease. Offered HE at the end. Old but attractive provider.

MeiMei on Cobb Pkwy. Avg. Massage. No tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

ZR Massage on Concord rd. Below avg. Massage. Some tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

H massage on South Cobb. Terrible massage. Had to laugh when she turns on the neon lights for HE times. Old and unattractive provider.

Cedar Massage on Thorton Rd. Excellent massage. No tease. No HE offered. Old and young providers.

Angel Foot Massage on Delk Rd. Avg. Massage. No tease no HE offered.

Thought I had more of a chance to win tonight's Mega Millions than to meet someone like this LOL.

You're seldom going to find any attractive women in south Cobb AMPs. Thanks for the report.

[Niteluvr]

Lexus at sunshine. From what I heard is she hit or miss.

Would not recommend. Lexus has a big body, ass included, but nothing is shapely about her. That said, I'm assuming that guys who like big asses like them shapely. Am I wrong?

[The Wiseacre]

Some Cobb area reports. I actually don't get HE as I'm married but do enjoy legit massage and tease. My preference is firm massage.

SiSi on Cobb okwy. Excellent massage. Decent tease. Offered HE at the end. Old but attractive provider.

MeiMei on Cobb Pkwy. Avg. Massage. No tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

ZR Massage on Concord rd. Below avg. Massage. Some tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

H massage on South Cobb. Terrible massage. Had to laugh when she turns on the neon lights for HE times. Old and unattractive provider.

Cedar Massage on Thorton Rd. Excellent massage. No tease. No HE offered. Old and young providers.

Angel Foot Massage on Delk Rd. Avg. Massage. No tease no HE offered.

I am fascinated by this report.

Like, when does the tease cross the line and you have to shoo that hand away?

[Tsunami99]

Went to the place couple weeks ago in early afternoon, only one Chinese lady work there, good English and her voice is very sweet.

Massage was above average, no hint of HE, maybe more visit will open up the menu? Am I missing something.

[Niteluvr]

Got a PM from a "forum advertiser" Kainagirl was the name saying I had to come for special massage tonight at 8 pm and if I didn't come they think I'm gay LOL. They never did say if they were even from Kaina. I'm guessing its just a new account from the guy who hangs out there hoping for a bone. Anybody else get a message like that?

I got two, one inviting me to come to Kaina and the other cussing me out for warning other mongers about it in the Rants and Raves thread. LOL.

[MassageAwesome]

There was a girl at Gold Spa a couple weeks ago. She was Cuban though. Went to Gold Spa recently during lunch hour and asked for a line up. Of the "5" girls they said they had, only 2 were around. A Latina with some baby fat (curvy, but definitely not a big girl), and an Asian girl that was rail thin (probably a B chest though). Yuri was her name. Should have walked when I saw my options, but went with Yuri. Her BJ technique was a mix between trying to suck a golf ball through a straw, blowing on it, and smacking it around in her mouth. Couldn't take more than a few inches and could barely feel anything through the rubber. The rest was lack luster and I had a difficult time keeping in the mood. While the other girl I saw previously was great, I think I'm going to check out other spas. Maybe the younger, not used up looking girls, were at lunch. So, anyone been to Yama?

On an aside note. Has anyone actually gone into one of these spas and left? I mean, I got there, I saw my options, and little brain was like fuck it, we here, we doing it. LOL, you would think at my age I would be able to logically tell little brain to shut the fuck up and win that fight, but I haven't mastered that skill it seems. Got any pointers?

Usually the little head wins because you see a half naked woman in front of you. However, you got to overpower it. Also remember that there are a few spas in that area besides Gold. They'll try to get you to stay by lowering their price (probably by only a bit) but you'll still get that same lackluster service. The Latina girl sounded girl but you probably would've gotten the same kind of treatment. That's what these spas are about: come in, quick massage, bust your nut, and leave.

[DocHolliday35]

I got you, man. Here's a report.

Stopped by Angel Massage norcross, drew Selena. Chatty, fun, energetic. She's 40+ but looked hot in hipster glasses. Nice body too but stayed clothed. She went with hard pressure that left me sore till the next day, and now I feel amazing. HE+Prostate. OTD 1. 2. Would repeat.

If any of you happen to be a 37 year old lawyer who frequents this shop send me a PM. I have a funny story for you.

[SkyWookie]

Got a PM from a "forum advertiser" Kainagirl was the name saying I had to come for special massage tonight at 8 pm and if I didn't come they think I'm gay LOL. They never did say if they were even from Kaina. I'm guessing its just a new account from the guy who hangs out there hoping for a bone. Anybody else get a message like that?

[JabaModern2]

Some Cobb area reports. I actually don't get HE as I'm married but do enjoy legit massage and tease. My preference is firm massage.

SiSi on Cobb okwy. Excellent massage. Decent tease. Offered HE at the end. Old but attractive provider.

MeiMei on Cobb Pkwy. Avg. Massage. No tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

ZR Massage on Concord rd. Below avg. Massage. Some tease. Offered HE at the end. Old and unattractive provider.

H massage on South Cobb. Terrible massage. Had to laugh when she turns on the neon lights for HE times. Old and unattractive provider.

Cedar Massage on Thorton Rd. Excellent massage. No tease. No HE offered. Old and young providers.

Angel Foot Massage on Delk Rd. Avg. Massage. No tease no HE offered.