Massage Parlor Reports

[LowKeyMongerin]

That's Katie, she worked today.

She treated me so nice if I don't see anything that pleases me I will ask for her again. Does she offer BBJ?

[WyldLobo]

After year of fronting. Calling to make an appointment and not showing up. I decided to take my money over to Nancys.

I'm sure a lot have been there. So this is my experience. Called up. Said be there in 20. Rang doorbell. Saw Nancy. She asked my name as she was reaching for the thermo gun. Asked me if I was Chinese I said no. So unto the room I go. Pause. There was this banging Asian looked young late or early 20's actually sitting down. Beige skin tight short dress. Long black hair nice smile. And cleavage was looking nice for sure. I was like damn is that for me. Ok so as I walk into the room I get asked hhr or hr. 1. 60 upfront for the hour. And I ask for a shower. She asked my name about 3 times but I figured it's my first time. So ok. Shower was nice. Big enough to fit all of the ladies who work there and bang them all out. As I'm drying up she comes back and asks me to verify my number. No problem. Back in the room. Which was an oven. I hear her call someone over to my room. Shiva? Sheeva? Something like that. On walks in this late 40's petite looking lady. Wearing a pink dress. Huge cleavage popping out. And eh this would do I guess. Laid face down and yes she gave me a very nice massage. Sturdy and all the right spots. Once the flip came after the hot towel since she used oil on me. She sat next to me and started paying attention to my unit. Softly caressing here and there. Very nice actually. The whole time I was getting a massage while on my stomach I kept thinking is she going to ask me for a BBBJ or covered. And how's that going to work when all I had left to give her was 25 extra. Anyway. Once she saw my standing ovation for her playful touching. She brought over the cover. And I was rock solid when she put my hand on her breasts. Felt really good. Then she let one out and ugh such a sucker for her boobs and areolas. She kept touching me as I touched her. Then she let both of those babies out. Ah such a beautiful sight. For her age they were perfect on my opinion. Don't know the size of them. I just know they felt really nice in my hands. Off the dress went. No ass ugh that's a sad. But a lovely looking p which she let me touched. Bit of a landing strip. She put one leg up on the table and I felt her up more. In she goes with her mouth and I was more than ok with the CBJ since us playing around touching each other was more than enough to get me going. Hate it when women don't suck and expect you to just look at them and be ready to cum. But it was a nice slow sucking. Didn't last long since I wanted to daty. And that didn't end until I had her shaking. Eff bragging I just know that I enjoyed it ad much as she seemed to enjoyed it too. She held her legs in the air for so long I give her props do that. When she was getting ready to bust she would get her legs all straight in the air mushing my face and that was just ducha turn on. Kept looking at me. Eye contact was great for sure. Not a great looker but we were both enjoying the moment for sure. She asked me twice while shaking fuck me please. By the third time she stayed on her back spread her legs wide open and I went for the kill. Even though I thought she put a bit too much lubricant it was perfect. Box wasn't too tight. But it definitely was a great feeling. Only thing I didn't like too much was maybe over reacting to the motion of the ocean. I'm average maybe but it almost got to a point where I stopped because I wasn't feeling her reaction. Then I finished. And as before "very good, you're #1" I laughed and told her thank you in Chinese after getting her name. She said she was Katie. Told her it was my first time and since her English wasn't thr best I understood that she was kind of new. Who knows. I complimented her on her wonderful massage and she complimented me on my sucking skills. Win-win? Getting dressed she got me a bottle of water. She happily gave me a hug and I thanked Nancy who was eating in a room with another lady. Glad I didn't get her. She looked a bit too old for my taste and too thick. So in the end. I'm glad I went. Service was great. Definitely would go back and ask for a nice sort of young one. Hopefully Nancy will remember me. And if all else fails. I'll happily take shive or Sheeva or Katie whatever her name is. Since she provided me with a memorable first time experience. Stay safe mongers.

That's Katie, she worked today.

[LowKeyMongerin]

After year of fronting. Calling to make an appointment and not showing up. I decided to take my money over to Nancys.

I'm sure a lot have been there. So this is my experience. Called up. Said be there in 20. Rang doorbell. Saw Nancy. She asked my name as she was reaching for the thermo gun. Asked me if I was Chinese I said no. So unto the room I go. Pause. There was this banging Asian looked young late or early 20's actually sitting down. Beige skin tight short dress. Long black hair nice smile. And cleavage was looking nice for sure. I was like damn is that for me. Ok so as I walk into the room I get asked hhr or hr. 1. 60 upfront for the hour. And I ask for a shower. She asked my name about 3 times but I figured it's my first time. So ok. Shower was nice. Big enough to fit all of the ladies who work there and bang them all out. As I'm drying up she comes back and asks me to verify my number. No problem. Back in the room. Which was an oven. I hear her call someone over to my room. Shiva? Sheeva? Something like that. On walks in this late 40's petite looking lady. Wearing a pink dress. Huge cleavage popping out. And eh this would do I guess. Laid face down and yes she gave me a very nice massage. Sturdy and all the right spots. Once the flip came after the hot towel since she used oil on me. She sat next to me and started paying attention to my unit. Softly caressing here and there. Very nice actually. The whole time I was getting a massage while on my stomach I kept thinking is she going to ask me for a BBBJ or covered. And how's that going to work when all I had left to give her was 25 extra. Anyway. Once she saw my standing ovation for her playful touching. She brought over the cover. And I was rock solid when she put my hand on her breasts. Felt really good. Then she let one out and ugh such a sucker for her boobs and areolas. She kept touching me as I touched her. Then she let both of those babies out. Ah such a beautiful sight. For her age they were perfect on my opinion. Don't know the size of them. I just know they felt really nice in my hands. Off the dress went. No ass ugh that's a sad. But a lovely looking p which she let me touched. Bit of a landing strip. She put one leg up on the table and I felt her up more. In she goes with her mouth and I was more than ok with the CBJ since us playing around touching each other was more than enough to get me going. Hate it when women don't suck and expect you to just look at them and be ready to cum. But it was a nice slow sucking. Didn't last long since I wanted to daty. And that didn't end until I had her shaking. Eff bragging I just know that I enjoyed it ad much as she seemed to enjoyed it too. She held her legs in the air for so long I give her props do that. When she was getting ready to bust she would get her legs all straight in the air mushing my face and that was just ducha turn on. Kept looking at me. Eye contact was great for sure. Not a great looker but we were both enjoying the moment for sure. She asked me twice while shaking fuck me please. By the third time she stayed on her back spread her legs wide open and I went for the kill. Even though I thought she put a bit too much lubricant it was perfect. Box wasn't too tight. But it definitely was a great feeling. Only thing I didn't like too much was maybe over reacting to the motion of the ocean. I'm average maybe but it almost got to a point where I stopped because I wasn't feeling her reaction. Then I finished. And as before "very good, you're #1" I laughed and told her thank you in Chinese after getting her name. She said she was Katie. Told her it was my first time and since her English wasn't thr best I understood that she was kind of new. Who knows. I complimented her on her wonderful massage and she complimented me on my sucking skills. Win-win? Getting dressed she got me a bottle of water. She happily gave me a hug and I thanked Nancy who was eating in a room with another lady. Glad I didn't get her. She looked a bit too old for my taste and too thick. So in the end. I'm glad I went. Service was great. Definitely would go back and ask for a nice sort of young one. Hopefully Nancy will remember me. And if all else fails. I'll happily take shive or Sheeva or Katie whatever her name is. Since she provided me with a memorable first time experience. Stay safe mongers.

[WyldLobo]

Want to go straight there from work but my ass going to need a shower.

Stand up shower.

[JohnMadden1990]

Want to go straight there from work but my ass going to need a shower.

I believe so but don't quote it's been more than 5 years since I been there LOL.

[LowKeyMongerin]

Nope, just that standup shower. They don't normally join in either. Who ya going to see? I haven't been in a couple months.

I'll take whatever they got to be honest since it is my first time thank you for replying.

[GioSanz]

Want to go straight there from work but my ass going to need a shower.

Nope, just that standup shower. They don't normally join in either. Who ya going to see? I haven't been in a couple months.

[LowKeyMongerin]

Want to go straight there from work but my ass going to need a shower.

[BigPete1975]

Damn today I had to WORK! Not actual pay me and I do shit kinda work. I mean that I went to 3 different spas along Northern Blvd trying to find someone attractive to spend my afternoon with!

Monroe Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

VIP on the other side of Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

Thai Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th Place. - SUCKED.

Oh for fucking THREE. So I thought fuck this shit let me go for the sure thing. Called up PBS to see Zoey. Only thing is phone dude tells me she is off today. Tells me some woman named Cindy is working. Tells me that I'm going to like her. I ask him if that's a money back guarantee and he just laughs. Says come over and take a look at her. If you don't like what you see you can leave. DEAL.

Get there a few minutes later and the big phone dude sprays down my hands and shoes and shows me to a room. 30 seconds later the door opens and this sexy MILF wearing a white robe says "HIIIIII HONNNEEEEEEY" and opens up the robe to reveal a black bra and panties (plus some seriously big high heels! Well, my mind was made up! LOL.

Took the hour for $280 and gave it to Cindy. Got undressed and off to the shower. Kissing, sucking, licking, groping all took place. I'm surprised she didn't bang me right there!

Back to the room. I lay face down as she requests and she's giving me a light massage and kissing my back. Gives me a reach around and asks me to flip over. LFK turns into DFK and now she's sitting on my face and squirming while her thighs are trembling and she's squeezing my head like a fucking nutcracker! LOL.

I have her lay down on her back and I continue to daty but she wants to please me too so we go into a splendid 69. She is a champ when it comes to DT! No hesitation or resistance. I blow right there. Didn't want to but couldn't hold back. Thought oh fuck.

So we just lay down and chill for a bit talking about the winter and other little things when she asks me if I'm ready to make her happy because she needs me inside of her. Well fuck yeah! LOL.

She goes to work and her ball licking and DT get me rock hard again quickly. I have her ride me, then doggie, then finally on her back in missionary until I pop about 15 minutes later. We were both panting and out of breath just laying there all sweaty and not saying anything for a few minutes. Finally she says "I really needed to cum like that today. Thanks!" LOL!

We chat some more and then I head to the shower by myself. I told her to just relax. Got dressed. Got a nice big kiss before I left from her. Big manager dude gives me a bottle of water and offers me a fresh baked cookie for the road! WTF? LOL! Said he has a friend who made them and wanted me to try it. It was actually really good! LOL.

Will try to come back again this weekend to see Zoey but Cindy was a nice alternative. She's slightly older but taller and had the best eraser nips too.

Not a bad Monday. Nookie and a cookie! LOL!

This should be saved as a templet for a proper review! Funny AF, informative and pleasure to read! Thank you Kkin!

[KkinSanitary]

Jessica and Flora look mad good too. I definitely want to try one of those.

Flora has moved on. She's working somewhere in the city now. I had fun with her but nowhere near the level that I did with Cindy!

[LowKeyMongerin]

Damn today I had to WORK! Not actual pay me and I do shit kinda work. I mean that I went to 3 different spas along Northern Blvd trying to find someone attractive to spend my afternoon with!

Monroe Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

VIP on the other side of Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

Thai Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th Place. - SUCKED.

Oh for fucking THREE. So I thought fuck this shit let me go for the sure thing. Called up PBS to see Zoey. Only thing is phone dude tells me she is off today. Tells me some woman named Cindy is working. Tells me that I'm going to like her. I ask him if that's a money back guarantee and he just laughs. Says come over and take a look at her. If you don't like what you see you can leave. DEAL.

Get there a few minutes later and the big phone dude sprays down my hands and shoes and shows me to a room. 30 seconds later the door opens and this sexy MILF wearing a white robe says "HIIIIII HONNNEEEEEEY" and opens up the robe to reveal a black bra and panties (plus some seriously big high heels! Well, my mind was made up! LOL.

Took the hour for $280 and gave it to Cindy. Got undressed and off to the shower. Kissing, sucking, licking, groping all took place. I'm surprised she didn't bang me right there!

Back to the room. I lay face down as she requests and she's giving me a light massage and kissing my back. Gives me a reach around and asks me to flip over. LFK turns into DFK and now she's sitting on my face and squirming while her thighs are trembling and she's squeezing my head like a fucking nutcracker! LOL.

I have her lay down on her back and I continue to daty but she wants to please me too so we go into a splendid 69. She is a champ when it comes to DT! No hesitation or resistance. I blow right there. Didn't want to but couldn't hold back. Thought oh fuck.

So we just lay down and chill for a bit talking about the winter and other little things when she asks me if I'm ready to make her happy because she needs me inside of her. Well fuck yeah! LOL.

She goes to work and her ball licking and DT get me rock hard again quickly. I have her ride me, then doggie, then finally on her back in missionary until I pop about 15 minutes later. We were both panting and out of breath just laying there all sweaty and not saying anything for a few minutes. Finally she says "I really needed to cum like that today. Thanks!" LOL!

We chat some more and then I head to the shower by myself. I told her to just relax. Got dressed. Got a nice big kiss before I left from her. Big manager dude gives me a bottle of water and offers me a fresh baked cookie for the road! WTF? LOL! Said he has a friend who made them and wanted me to try it. It was actually really good! LOL.

Will try to come back again this weekend to see Zoey but Cindy was a nice alternative. She's slightly older but taller and had the best eraser nips too.

Not a bad Monday. Nookie and a cookie! LOL!

Jessica and Flora look mad good too. I definitely want to try one of those.

[AsianLover84]

Hello fellow mongers. Does anyone know of an authentic NURU massage parlor? Let me know with a quick review.

[KkinSanitary]

Damn today I had to WORK! Not actual pay me and I do shit kinda work. I mean that I went to 3 different spas along Northern Blvd trying to find someone attractive to spend my afternoon with!

Monroe Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

VIP on the other side of Northern Blvd and 150th St. - SUCKED.

Thai Spa on Northern Blvd and 150th Place. - SUCKED.

Oh for fucking THREE. So I thought fuck this shit let me go for the sure thing. Called up PBS to see Zoey. Only thing is phone dude tells me she is off today. Tells me some woman named Cindy is working. Tells me that I'm going to like her. I ask him if that's a money back guarantee and he just laughs. Says come over and take a look at her. If you don't like what you see you can leave. DEAL.

Get there a few minutes later and the big phone dude sprays down my hands and shoes and shows me to a room. 30 seconds later the door opens and this sexy MILF wearing a white robe says "HIIIIII HONNNEEEEEEY" and opens up the robe to reveal a black bra and panties (plus some seriously big high heels! Well, my mind was made up! LOL.

Took the hour for $280 and gave it to Cindy. Got undressed and off to the shower. Kissing, sucking, licking, groping all took place. I'm surprised she didn't bang me right there!

Back to the room. I lay face down as she requests and she's giving me a light massage and kissing my back. Gives me a reach around and asks me to flip over. LFK turns into DFK and now she's sitting on my face and squirming while her thighs are trembling and she's squeezing my head like a fucking nutcracker! LOL.

I have her lay down on her back and I continue to daty but she wants to please me too so we go into a splendid 69. She is a champ when it comes to DT! No hesitation or resistance. I blow right there. Didn't want to but couldn't hold back. Thought oh fuck.

So we just lay down and chill for a bit talking about the winter and other little things when she asks me if I'm ready to make her happy because she needs me inside of her. Well fuck yeah! LOL.

She goes to work and her ball licking and DT get me rock hard again quickly. I have her ride me, then doggie, then finally on her back in missionary until I pop about 15 minutes later. We were both panting and out of breath just laying there all sweaty and not saying anything for a few minutes. Finally she says "I really needed to cum like that today. Thanks!" LOL!

We chat some more and then I head to the shower by myself. I told her to just relax. Got dressed. Got a nice big kiss before I left from her. Big manager dude gives me a bottle of water and offers me a fresh baked cookie for the road! WTF? LOL! Said he has a friend who made them and wanted me to try it. It was actually really good! LOL.

Will try to come back again this weekend to see Zoey but Cindy was a nice alternative. She's slightly older but taller and had the best eraser nips too.

Not a bad Monday. Nookie and a cookie! LOL!

[RND77]

Damage for Zoey was $280 for one hour. Two pops.

I too neglected to mention damage for Zoey. My apologies for that. As the gentleman mentioned, it's 280 which is more than many nearby venues will charge. That being said, Zoey's skills are on point, the session is full on for 60 minutes, and the venue is discreet and well managed. I'm usually a Manhattan monger, but the trip to see Zoey was worth it for me despite the trip to Flushing.

[LowKeyMongerin]

Went back to Mikos hoping she was there but unfortunately not. This was on 1/7.

Once again was met by Amy. She at least changed her outfit which kinda looked nice on her. Service was just like the last time. Mediocre BJ. Followed by daty. Which she seems to enjoy a lot. The time she did cg tho. Was going ham on my unit. I was enjoying it very much. Until the doorbell rang. And she tried to get off like let me get the door you wait. Ibqs like naw I paid for your time so you wait til I'm done she tries to hurry me so I lay her flat on her stomach and pound her from behind. The show was good but I'm ready to pipe the next talent they bring in. She said Saturday new girl. So they may actually have 2 girls this time. Either way. I always leave satisfied there or any place that doesn't rush me. Stay safe mongers.