Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6240]

I can vouch for this review. I saw her before her name change on tna and she threatened me to take my review off. Her massage was indeed fucking terrible. She didn't know what nuru was yet still advertised it and also tried to rush me out ASAP. She asked for a huge tip as well. Stay away from her. The positive reviews are more than likely to get references.

Very much appreciated, folks. She had moved up quite a bit on my radar with her most recent pics. She looks amazing; too bad she can't connect that to good service.

[TheThinker808]

Attractive but a shitty experience. She's changed her names a few times to get away from the negative reviews. There's a thread about honest reviews on TNA and one of the pooners wrote an honest review about her which is negative. Most reviews are positive, I don't believe them.

When I saw Sexy Page she was nice at first when discussing the money then her demeanor turned cold in the session. It was a fucking terrible massage and the body to body nuru portion only lasts about a minute. Seemed lazy. I don't know what extras are available, she mentioned upcharges anytime I made a move for anything. Her attitude was so annoying that I lost interest.

She tried rushing me out of the appointment early but I took my time. If you do see her do the lowest priced option, the 30 minutes without the nuru. Anything more is a waste of your time and money.

I can vouch for this review. I saw her before her name change on tna and she threatened me to take my review off. Her massage was indeed fucking terrible. She didn't know what nuru was yet still advertised it and also tried to rush me out ASAP. She asked for a huge tip as well. Stay away from her. The positive reviews are more than likely to get references.

[ItssHHuk]

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.

Not sure is she's still posting on TNA. If you're looking for a better experience than Page, there's a thai provider under the name Champagne in Bellevue. Gorgeous early-mid 30's, good massage & safety provider.

[RustyWebfFoot]

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.

I would recommend either.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?259722-Beverly

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?458907-Erin

[CookieGuy]

Attractive but a shitty experience. She's changed her names a few times to get away from the negative reviews. There's a thread about honest reviews on TNA and one of the pooners wrote an honest review about her which is negative. Most reviews are positive, I don't believe them.

When I saw Sexy Page she was nice at first when discussing the money then her demeanor turned cold in the session. It was a fucking terrible massage and the body to body nuru portion only lasts about a minute. Seemed lazy. I don't know what extras are available, she mentioned upcharges anytime I made a move for anything. Her attitude was so annoying that I lost interest.

She tried rushing me out of the appointment early but I took my time. If you do see her do the lowest priced option, the 30 minutes without the nuru. Anything more is a waste of your time and money.

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.

[Jonderin]

Hi. Anyone have any experience with SexyPage? Looking to find out what extras and price are available. She seems to be getting alot of reviews on TNA lately.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?460973-SexyPage

Thanks for the input.

Attractive but a shitty experience. She's changed her names a few times to get away from the negative reviews. There's a thread about honest reviews on TNA and one of the pooners wrote an honest review about her which is negative. Most reviews are positive, I don't believe them.

When I saw Sexy Page she was nice at first when discussing the money then her demeanor turned cold in the session. It was a fucking terrible massage and the body to body nuru portion only lasts about a minute. Seemed lazy. I don't know what extras are available, she mentioned upcharges anytime I made a move for anything. Her attitude was so annoying that I lost interest.

She tried rushing me out of the appointment early but I took my time. If you do see her do the lowest priced option, the 30 minutes without the nuru. Anything more is a waste of your time and money.

[CookieGuy]

Hi. Anyone have any experience with SexyPage? Looking to find out what extras and price are available. She seems to be getting alot of reviews on TNA lately.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?460973-SexyPage

Thanks for the input.

[BunzOsteel]

I've tried searching but have not found anything recent. Reviews on RM are way out dated. Anyone been down to Alyssa Massage in shoreline recently? If not Ill TOFTT next week when I have some time. Also Total Relax up the road from them is posting ads as well.

Checked out Lomi in North Gate, got shorted 30 min, half ass massage with CBJ for $ + house fee. Girl was a youngish but a little chunky. Defiantly not the thin cute girl with glasses on prior reports. Didn't catch her name, probably won't repeat unless someone has some solid info.

I went earlier in the year, prepandemic, to Alyssa's. Nothing offered; just a standard massage. Total Relax I went a few weeks ago and got offered FS.

[TomaIn]

Occasionally it happens. The first time it happened to me I was heading in and met a fellow monger who was leaving. His comment was "Have a good time and enjoy! It made me feel much better.

It gets really awkward when you are heading in and pass your boss on the way out. To say my next pay raise was interesting LOL.

[HarleySteve]

Shout out to those of you that are the type to give a nod when we make eye contact and move on. Thanks. I understand the risk of us crossing paths as we're being shuffled through this discreet hobby. To those of you that get weird about it, know I have no room to judge you.

Occasionally it happens. The first time it happened to me I was heading in and met a fellow monger who was leaving. His comment was "Have a good time and enjoy! It made me feel much better.

[MickRichards]

I can confirm that Michelle and Bonnie are gone. I visited about 3 weeks ago and got a full tour of almost every girl there. Pepsi is fairly tall and quite thin with a matching long, narrow face. Not unattractive, but I politely declined. Eden was a bigger girl in every way. Not attractive to me. Cece was there. Tired of her plus she ripped me off last time.

Last came Joey. I thought she said her name was "Joy" but my hearing isn't great. I chose her. She said she is 4'11". Pretty nice body. Not as fit as Michelle was but she looked good. At least to me.

She kept her mask until the flip (I was getting nervous it would never come off). I agree she is probably late 40's, but ther was something kind of hot about her. Very milfy. I might see her again. Or maybe Pepsi if she's still there.

Bonnie tongue punched my asshole in the sauna years ago. She had gone downhill on the service front.

[MartyByrde]

Not sure about BBFS I gave her 160 hh in my visit which included b2 b with CBJ and cfs 220 is for a hour daty is included, dato didn't try you have to talk to her about that at your visit.

Thanks. I'll pass, as she only provides CBJ and CFS.

[FunLover1981]

Well, the title is "Sky Bellevue aamp", and he said "sky from RR", so:

1. Go to Rubratings.com.

2. Search for "Sky".

3. Click the ad from Bellevue.

4. Profit!! https://seattle.rubratings.com/192267.

HA! Savage! Haha.

[FunLover1981]

Shout out to those of you that are the type to give a nod when we make eye contact and move on. Thanks. I understand the risk of us crossing paths as we're being shuffled through this discreet hobby. To those of you that get weird about it, know I have no room to judge you.

I ran into a fellow monger on a few occasions. I usually try to be curious and give them space. I do get a kick out of the deer in headlights look though like oh shit. Then give a nod. These days wearing a mask has its perks.

[Seattleik]

While she looks good, and with it some additional service services available, I wonder about pricing. The ad states "b2 b" $220 an hour, but b2 b typically does not include things like BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS. Can you provide pricing details with 69 being allowed?

Not sure about BBFS I gave her 160 hh in my visit which included b2 b with CBJ and cfs 220 is for a hour daty is included, dato didn't try you have to talk to her about that at your visit.