Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

**Fdottt** · 01-07-21 19:48

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Sometimes a little humorous fiction is a nice diversion from the vagaries of reality.

Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.

**GMan25** · 01-07-21 18:22

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.

+1.

I don't have time for bullshit that is just bullshit. Bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy is a different story. It may still have some value.

**MoneyT** · 01-07-21 16:18

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.

Actually some of his stories are kinda funny LOL.

**ReadyForRub** · 01-07-21 16:09

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.

Sometimes a little humorous fiction is a nice diversion from the vagaries of reality.

**Rocket Dork** · 01-07-21 15:35

First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.

**Jinurso** · 01-07-21 12:50

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

I'll give you reality! I was running around downtown with some buds wearing my MAGA hat and a Trump sticker pasted on my crotch! We got sneered at, brow-beated and even a few snide comments. Then this blonde amazon about 6'2", 400 #'s swiftly approaches me and tries to rip the patch off my crotch! I lose my balance and wind up leaned on the wall of a building. She struggles to rip it off as it is firmly stuck on. Her ripping turned into groping as her huge hands wrapped around my stiffening tool. She gasped and uttered," My Gawd, you're huge" Edited version: She drags me to her nearby condo and pins me up against the wall. Her mitt is groping my shaft and I'm losing breath. I push my hand on her "K" cup breast and push her on the bed. I whip my dick out and say "You want to get fucked, you take that Biden / Harris hat and step on it"! She vehemently refuses! Then I start swinging my dick and say," You want some"? Seconds later she's sliding her pants down stomping on the blue hat! She lays on her bed, legs raised up with one arm pulling up her gut and the other rubbing my cock on her clit. Eventually finding her hole I rammed it into her tight hole. She yelped like a dog as eight "s of steel ripped her open. Her complaints turned to moans as she begged for more! Few minutes later I was all the way in pushing her cervix to her asshole! She flipped between pain and pleasure eventually unloading after her 6th or 7th orgasm. She passed out! I ripped the Trump sticker off my jeans and pasted it to her unconscious forehead and made a bee-line out the door!

A little better.

**DanglinNuts** · 01-07-21 12:43

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.

That guy can say whatever he wants, and no problem. You point out that he is full of shit, and you get slapped. Double standard. He seems to be protected for some reason. Probably because this board is dead and needs the traffic.

**HanginBalls** · 01-07-21 12:07

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

Either way, I have him on ignore and it's wonderful. I recommend for all

It's funny or maybe sad that a total stranger has such an impact on someone.

**Chicago41** · 01-07-21 10:43

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Nah, he writes like an older dude. He has that 1970's writing style. It's hard to explain unless you've studied film or lit (or I guess if you lived in the 1970's), but the best comparison is Woody Allen. Everybody he writes is sassy and clever, with lots of one liners. HangingBalls has that kind of narrative style.

Real hookers are too transactional to be witty.

Either way, I have him on ignore and it's wonderful. I recommend for all.

**HanginBalls** · 01-07-21 09:24

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.

I'll give you reality! I was running around downtown with some buds wearing my MAGA hat and a Trump sticker pasted on my crotch! We got sneered at, brow-beated and even a few snide comments. Then this blonde amazon about 6'2", 400 #'s swiftly approaches me and tries to rip the patch off my crotch! I lose my balance and wind up leaned on the wall of a building. She struggles to rip it off as it is firmly stuck on. Her ripping turned into groping as her huge hands wrapped around my stiffening tool. She gasped and uttered," My Gawd, you're huge" Edited version: She drags me to her nearby condo and pins me up against the wall. Her mitt is groping my shaft and I'm losing breath. I push my hand on her "K" cup breast and push her on the bed. I whip my dick out and say "You want to get fucked, you take that Biden / Harris hat and step on it"! She vehemently refuses! Then I start swinging my dick and say," You want some"? Seconds later she's sliding her pants down stomping on the blue hat! She lays on her bed, legs raised up with one arm pulling up her gut and the other rubbing my cock on her clit. Eventually finding her hole I rammed it into her tight hole. She yelped like a dog as eight "s of steel ripped her open. Her complaints turned to moans as she begged for more! Few minutes later I was all the way in pushing her cervix to her asshole! She flipped between pain and pleasure eventually unloading after her 6th or 7th orgasm. She passed out! I ripped the Trump sticker off my jeans and pasted it to her unconscious forehead and made a bee-line out the door!

**Jinurso** · 01-07-21 00:49

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.

Nah, he writes like an older dude. He has that 1970's writing style. It's hard to explain unless you've studied film or lit (or I guess if you lived in the 1970's), but the best comparison is Woody Allen. Everybody he writes is sassy and clever, with lots of one liners. HangingBalls has that kind of narrative style.

Real hookers are too transactional to be witty.

**HanginBalls** · 01-06-21 16:56

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.

15 would be a little ambitious (for you)!

**ReadyForRub** · 01-06-21 16:39

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph!

Aren't you actually tied to be fit?

**Chicago41** · 01-06-21 14:41

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Yes, especially the one where he put a girl's head through the wall where she turned around and blew another guy in the other room.

Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.

**HanginBalls** · 01-06-21 05:25

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.

I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph!