Massage Parlor Reports

[TomCat49]

A couple of weeks ago I started to get a text from area code 702 on my burner from a gal that is asking to see me again. I have a regular gal for my massage and another regular for L4, but I have strayed from time to time if my regulars are not available. The text says she is at the Relax Spa, just can't place where I had seen this person before. What the hell, I go in and asked the young lady there who has this phone number. She says Mimi. Mimi comes out and yep, some Asian gal that I say at hotel in Oakbrook. I say what the hell, go for 1/2 hour, on the flip negotiate a naked L3 for a very reasonable price. Not the cutest or the most petite, but she knows some tricks that will bring out the best in you. The other gal there looked younger and better looking, so I'll have to try that next time. Stay safe boys.

Check your PM message box.

[Datsurman]

Why the hell are these ignorant *** charging $60 - $100 more for a massage done on a "milking table" than one on a regular massage table. It's the same damn service just with a cutout in the middle of the table.

[ReadyForRub]

Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.

Watching the Bears vs getting a blow job? Where are your priorities, unless you understand the Bears to be full service.

[Wirelessone]

Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.

[Devlin]

Gentlemen,

I'm looking for a good massage with a great HJ or L2 finish on the Southwest Side. Also, if they have a table shower even better.

Which one should I choose - Archer Spa or Body Health Center or Ruby Spa?

Please reply here.

Thanks!

So, I asked for some help and received only one reply.

Well, I did visit Archer Spa and Body Health Center.

To have an experience similiar to mine, do stop by!

Don't forget to post a review here.

[Fit312]

I would also be interested in recommendations for L1 providers who do a lot of butt teasing. Since Helen left West River Spa I am missing a good provider for that, thanks!

Chubby younger girl with big tits and ass at J W (formerly Tao) on Chicago Avenue teased my ass and balls while she had her boobs out and my finger in her pussy. Getting closer to the L2 horizon, but going to give her some time to consider the financial benefits of expanding her menu.

[MiluvuLongTime]

For all this, what was the damage? Cost for the room? Time? And for the Loca?

I have always given her a C note.

[Biliator]

If memory serves, there was some discussion a while back about buxom Asian providers. I believe Mandy at Golden Dream (a personal fave) was mentioned. And Kelly nd her bolt-ons at SXL is a fave of many. But I stopped in today and saw another longtime "friend" with D+'s. Amy at Paradise. The spa is slightly pricier than most, $75, I think, for an hour, but I had Amy on my mind today and have no complaints.

[SideTalker]

For all this, what was the damage? Cost for the room? Time? And for the Loca?

Emily at grand no longer works there. The other gals I checked out were all the queens of upsell (Mia in particular) but coco may be the exception?

I would also be interested in recommendations for L1 providers who do a lot of butt teasing. Since Helen left West River Spa I am missing a good provider for that, thanks!

[PwnLife]

Saw a big orange sign on door, closed by city.

[Robert Gou2]

It is Willowbrook, not Woodridge.

I know the place in willowbrook he's talking about. If you read the end of his report, he says "also, a spa in woodridge popped up" - so I'm assuming he's referencing a new place in woodridge.

[ChezBone]

Where at in Woodridge?

It is Willowbrook, not Woodridge.

[Chi Guy X]

Where at in Woodridge?

On 83, about a mile south of I55, west side of the street in a strip mall with a McDonalds.

[Moccdawg]

I keep having a great time here. Coco is more fun each time. The massage is horrible so I would get that some where. The nuru type massage is awesome. We showered and then in the room she did everything to me to make me think she would let me in but when I tried she said no! Too big not here haha.

She even put me on her clit but made sure I did not go inside. She definitely cimaxed and after she basically stopped and gave me a very rough HJ which was okay but hurt.

This shit was funny she was simply horny haha.

I will keep going because I think I might get in soon.

For all this, what was the damage? Cost for the room? Time? And for the Loca?

[SpaGuy21]

Grand Spa is where the only semi attractive and younger Chinese massage providers in Chicago work. They know this so they charge huge fees for services which in the end amount to nothing more than a 3 minute massage and nude L1.

Spot on. 2nd this.