Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

You know, I have to hand it to those that created this global hoax, they got the whole world to crash the international economies! That alone should wake up all the sheeple! Stay safe, and by that I mean scream at everyone how they are fools to believe MSM.

Yep, they even have mp technicians wearing masks. At least those same techs will still stick a finger up the boy pussy, when they are open. Which they are not. Yet.

[PlayerN818]

No, no, he's right. And all those people dying are in on the conspiracy. They're so diabolical, the lengths they'll go to to trick all the sheep.

Meanwhile, if a doctor were to come in to the OR, rip off their mask and gloves right before the anesthetic took affect and said, "Forget these stage props! Let's do this surgery bare! I'm sure they'd fight a little against the twilight.

2 people in my small office have COVID on this latest wave, and 1 of those is questionable if they'll make it. The worst one likely got it from son who is frontline worker and also just came down with it; however, it's also possible she got it from the spouse of her relative she visited, who was (is?) in denial about the virus / masks / distancing / etal, but also just came down with it. The other got it from a family member who she was caring for. We've been practicing safe measures with masks and distancing since March, so we are hoping we've avoided further transmission. Will still be sterilizing the office this week as a precaution.

You know, I have to hand it to those that created this global hoax, they got the whole world to crash the international economies! That alone should wake up all the sheeple! Stay safe, and by that I mean scream at everyone how they are fools to believe MSM.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Anyone have any luck at Rose Spa on Vermont?

Really good massage, rates and table shower and I could've sworn one time I was being teased but it never escalated beyond that. Been there a few times for when I want a legit relaxing massage but I see someone wrote about them on rm but I can't see what it says.

Maybe two years ago, I was stuck in some ridiculous traffic in the area -- like not moving at all -- when I saw the sign for Rose. Said screw it and pulled into the lot and walked in. There was a female customer up front paying for her massage, so figured I was in for a legit experience. But toward the end of my session, I actually did get a HE, without much coercion -- she was game. Cute masseuse, gave a pretty damn good massage, and enthusiastic during the finish. Nice table shower to clean up, too.

However, haven't been back since. Just never really in that area.

[Waddles92]

Anyone have any luck at Rose Spa on Vermont?

Really good massage, rates and table shower and I could've sworn one time I was being teased but it never escalated beyond that. Been there a few times for when I want a legit relaxing massage but I see someone wrote about them on rm but I can't see what it says.

Been there a few times and just like you said only get the cusp of teasing.

Maybe just like build a good relationship with one? Who knows how long thatll take LOL.

[DickGrayson101]

Hold on partner.

Northridge. You can search on the ratings of mediocre rubs. Is a real trick house on Tampa and Parthenia. It is a hand job at least. They have a hot tub and a nuru bed. It seems the place is out of business perhaps.

On the other pecker, any girl on Eros from Canoga park named Grace, Jazmin, or queen _ (there are a few) are fugazi.

Grace / Autumn is a fucking psycho freak. She tried really hard to get me to come in and even sweetened the deal and told me she would suck my dick and fuck me if I paid her a few hundred more. This was over text. I wasn't feeling it, even though her tits are 8/10 and real orb looking. Then I figured one night a few days later "yolo" and hit her up. She cursed me out for texting her and said she was going to put a penis hex on me and went on a total drunken rant about the globalist elites, covid, and will smith.

[SFVsag]

Hold on partner.

Northridge. You can search on the ratings of mediocre rubs. Is a real trick house on Tampa and Parthenia. It is a hand job at least. They have a hot tub and a nuru bed. It seems the place is out of business perhaps.

On the other pecker, any girl on Eros from Canoga park named Grace, Jazmin, or queen _ (there are a few) are fugazi.

Ah. Both houses are close by to each other. Apparently, I've not been to the Northridge shack. The CP house (some of them advertise as being in or near Northridge), is near Vanowen and Corbin.

[Felix06]

"I think this pandemic is fake af. ".

I'll tell my buds on the hospital front line that they are being played. Thanks for the intel.

No, no, he's right. And all those people dying are in on the conspiracy. They're so diabolical, the lengths they'll go to to trick all the sheep.

Meanwhile, if a doctor were to come in to the OR, rip off their mask and gloves right before the anesthetic took affect and said, "Forget these stage props! Let's do this surgery bare! I'm sure they'd fight a little against the twilight.

2 people in my small office have COVID on this latest wave, and 1 of those is questionable if they'll make it. The worst one likely got it from son who is frontline worker and also just came down with it; however, it's also possible she got it from the spouse of her relative she visited, who was (is?) in denial about the virus / masks / distancing / etal, but also just came down with it. The other got it from a family member who she was caring for. We've been practicing safe measures with masks and distancing since March, so we are hoping we've avoided further transmission. Will still be sterilizing the office this week as a precaution.

[PriscillaM]

Those college girls in Northridge are a waste of money for a non-contact tantra ceremony and a minimal back rubdown.

Nickie Jean and her crew offer a body slide as part of their ceremonies for an up charge. But it's not true Nuru and doesn't last nearly long enough. But the rest of their service is as advertised.

I saw Pamela B. A few times when she was in Van Nuys. Awesome Nuru, but she got progressively more crazy as time went by. I no longer have her contact info. Don't even know if she's still in the business.

With as much kink as there is in L. A. , you would think this should be easy to find. Milking tables are also as rare as white whales.

Hold on partner.

Northridge. You can search on the ratings of mediocre rubs. Is a real trick house on Tampa and Parthenia. It is a hand job at least. They have a hot tub and a nuru bed. It seems the place is out of business perhaps.

On the other pecker, any girl on Eros from Canoga park named Grace, Jazmin, or queen _ (there are a few) are fugazi.

[DrCulo]

Anyone have any luck at Rose Spa on Vermont?

Really good massage, rates and table shower and I could've sworn one time I was being teased but it never escalated beyond that. Been there a few times for when I want a legit relaxing massage but I see someone wrote about them on rm but I can't see what it says.

[SFVsag]

Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.

Those college girls in Northridge are a waste of money for a non-contact tantra ceremony and a minimal back rubdown.

Nickie Jean and her crew offer a body slide as part of their ceremonies for an up charge. But it's not true Nuru and doesn't last nearly long enough. But the rest of their service is as advertised.

I saw Pamela B. A few times when she was in Van Nuys. Awesome Nuru, but she got progressively more crazy as time went by. I no longer have her contact info. Don't even know if she's still in the business.

With as much kink as there is in L. A. , you would think this should be easy to find. Milking tables are also as rare as white whales.

[PriscillaM]

I have traveled far and wide. My neighbors across the street walked out of their house with masks on and got in to their car.

It is bizarre here. First thing I noticed is that the news is completely inaccurate. 2 doctors appointments, me had, in two days, no sweat. Rave undergrounds in SFV and South Central. Driving speed limits 20 or more miles faster than drivers older than 40. Driving donoughts thru intersections with 20 car back up crowds.

Word is out. Inept global government. Even locals are like the leadership here is crazy- like opening hell's gate.

Mary has the tightest vagina on earth. The pussy is a snap back pussy pussy. It is like a dream come true. At first, first visit, I couldn't barely get a third into the pushy. She gave up the ass quickly, and the dick ran deep.

Second visit she got a heads up. She drank some cognac and was like fire. I get it, she's as old as my mom, but her eyes were done with pink, blue and sparkles. I was like funky! She was all giggly and happy with a glow.

Threw away the mask and got back to Jenny 1. 0. Marked out with the two tatty surprise. On her knees she was sucking me, then took off her pants and went around the world. 69. Saw the visitor sign-in sheet.

He hit all three here, drunk, disjointed, and dysfunctional.

[Jlh03]

Whats the line up like? Type Asians / K / Latina etc? Any other info, is it FS?

Didn't show me a line up, girl that I was there said she was Korean. She looked like 28 ish with an ok body. Rooms don't go all the way up so there are pipes and you can hear everything. That's probably why she wanted to be quiet. Def FS but it's mediocre at best. Not sure what else you want to know.

[CodyMax33]

Whats the line up like? Type Asians / K / Latina etc? Any other info, is it FS?

I think I went to this one about 2/3 weeks ago. If it's the one on Jefferson by the Shakeys I don't recommend. To go in is. 4 and then the girl tried to get more than the standard for substandard job. Nothing special here. On the way out I saw them just chilling on the couch watching tv in the back room while washing their clothes.

[Christophe1]

.It is so bad, I am thinking of dropping a load up mary's ass at chen's.

I have traveled far and wide. My neighbors across the street walked out of their house with masks on and got in to their car.

It is bizarre here. First thing I noticed is that the news is completely inaccurate. 2 doctors appointments, me had, in two days, no sweat. Rave undergrounds in SFV and South Central. Driving speed limits 20 or more miles faster than drivers older than 40. Driving donoughts thru intersections with 20 car back up crowds.

Word is out. Inept global government. Even locals are like the leadership here is crazy- like opening hell's gate.

Mary has the tightest vagina on earth. The pussy is a snap back pussy pussy. It is like a dream come true. At first, first visit, I couldn't barely get a third into the pushy. She gave up the ass quickly, and the dick ran deep.

Second visit she got a heads up. She drank some cognac and was like fire. I get it, she's as old as my mom, but her eyes were done with pink, blue and sparkles. I was like funky! She was all giggly and happy with a glow.

Threw away the mask and got back to Jenny 1. 0. Marked out with the two tatty surprise. On her knees she was sucking me, then took off her pants and went around the world. 69. Saw the visitor sign-in sheet.

Her pushy hair is like a; heart. 69 is mighty fine, less toothy than before.

Pussy is the tightest in the world. When she relaxes it is a grand ole treat.

She loves her anal. My donkey duck ran deep.

We both left the place on cloud 9.

In the right light and a jovial spirit, she was hot as fuck.

[PriscillaM]

Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.

Anahita is not bad if you like a somewhat fat sweaty Persian girl with a face only a mother could love on pay day. She will get in your shit and enjoys the sweat.

There was a house in Northridge by Tampa and Parthenia that had a nuru bed and not tub.

Do not do any girl on Eros massage offering tantra, they are scams.