Streetwalker Reports

**Humpty Dumpty** · 01-07-21 21:25

Well I am still taking a break from sex and jacking off too. This is going to heal before I can find a doctor. Damn my dick still hurts! Please keep praying for my penis to heal. If the Lord Jesus Christ can heal lepers and blind people, he can heal my dick. He can probably trim 15 pounds from my gut while he's at it.

Card counter, I don't recommend getting out of the car for any reason, whether to get gas or to drop a deuce in linden. Linden is much more violent and unpredictable than the west side. If you do drop a deuce outside, I recommend the church parking lot on Oakland Park. Warning the car wash bays in Cleveland just north of Oakland Park have cameras in them, so don't do it there. Go to the UDFs off of Indianola. Shelby's Adobe Lounge on Huy has a bathroom. However it was after hours so I urinated by their dumpster.

**BlowInHer** · 01-07-21 16:29

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

If I had herpes, why now? I've been raw dogging girls for many years. I think you have to fuck 5000 plus girls like Gene Simmons or Wilt Chamberlain to get herpes. I've only fucked 1000 girls and have never had a single herpe before. I'm not sure it's a good idea to visit a doctor's office right now anyway, supposedly they are overwhelmed from covid cases and probably will be booked up for months, if what the news is saying is true. Maybe if you could all pray for my dick, maybe God will heal me so I can go forth and multiply again. A day without unprotected sex is like a day without sunshine. It's been 10 days and my dick still hurts! So keep me in your prayers, thank you!

Maybe you guys can tell me if it's herpes or just chafing? Is it cool for me to post my dick on this site? I was almost going to take a pic of a crackhead peeing on a dumpster at McGuffey market at noon on Monday.

Sort of surprised you made it this far without them to be honest man. Your a brave soul, but 1 in 5 women have herpes and I can only imagine the stats on streetwalkers. Good news is even if you do, life will go on and you can treat it. Could be worse, a lot worse.

**CardCounter** · 01-06-21 20:11

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I was almost going to take a pic of a crackhead peeing on a dumpster at McGuffey market at noon on Monday.

So you had to scratch off your list one of your special spots to drop a deuce?

**Humpty Dumpty** · 01-06-21 18:25

Originally Posted by MiloRollins [View Original Post]

All joking aside. A buddy of mine complained of the same thing, chafing on the base of his dick, and it turned out to be herpes. I'd get it checked out to be sure. He said it looked like nothing more than a bad case of jock itch not at all like the pictures on the internet.

If I had herpes, why now? I've been raw dogging girls for many years. I think you have to fuck 5000 plus girls like Gene Simmons or Wilt Chamberlain to get herpes. I've only fucked 1000 girls and have never had a single herpe before. I'm not sure it's a good idea to visit a doctor's office right now anyway, supposedly they are overwhelmed from covid cases and probably will be booked up for months, if what the news is saying is true. Maybe if you could all pray for my dick, maybe God will heal me so I can go forth and multiply again. A day without unprotected sex is like a day without sunshine. It's been 10 days and my dick still hurts! So keep me in your prayers, thank you!

Maybe you guys can tell me if it's herpes or just chafing? Is it cool for me to post my dick on this site? I was almost going to take a pic of a crackhead peeing on a dumpster at McGuffey market at noon on Monday.

**BigDD65** · 01-01-21 20:21

Originally Posted by CardCounter [View Original Post]

What is Dani's description? Usually in the bottoms? Might have had it without knowing. Short black hair in a kind of a mess with a big smile on her face?

Short, Black Hair below the shoulders, currently the ends are colored blue in the back. Odd yes, but nicely done for her. Great smile, good attitude.

**CardCounter** · 01-01-21 19:59

Originally Posted by MiloRollins [View Original Post]

All joking aside. A buddy of mine complained of the same thing, chafing on the base of his dick, and it turned out to be herpes. I'd get it checked out to be sure. He said it looked like nothing more than a bad case of jock itch not at all like the pictures on the internet.

Considering the condition of a homeless drug addicted hooker's crotch that humpty likes to frequently take a bare back dip into, it could be anything, from MRSA to the bubonic plague. Even a misplaced case of athletes foot.

**CardCounter** · 01-01-21 19:48

Originally Posted by MiloRollins [View Original Post]

All joking aside. A buddy of mine complained of the same thing, chafing on the base of his dick, and it turned out to be herpes. I'd get it checked out to be sure. He said it looked like nothing more than a bad case of jock itch not at all like the pictures on the internet.

Considering the condition of a homeless drug addicted hooker's crotch that humpty likes to frequently take a bare back dip into, it could be anything, from MRSA to the bubonic plague. Even a misplaced case of athletes foot.

**MiloRollins** · 01-01-21 17:28

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I think I have some chafing on the base of my dick. It started the other day after I creampied Grace. I guess I will not have sex or jack off for a few days as my dingaling heals. Anyone else have this problem? Do you know how to fix this? Also how do you fix loose bowels?

All joking aside. A buddy of mine complained of the same thing, chafing on the base of his dick, and it turned out to be herpes. I'd get it checked out to be sure. He said it looked like nothing more than a bad case of jock itch not at all like the pictures on the internet.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 01-01-21 11:01

Rather than get drunk, I decided to head for the west side. It was about 1030 PM. I went to Certified gas station on West Broad. I was pleasantly surprised to see a bathroom! But as I pulled the doorknob, I realized it was locked. I asked the counter lady for the bathroom key. She said the bathrooms were closed. I wondered to myself "Can I make it to the Kroger at Broad and Wilson? Is it open? If it is, will the bathrooms be in working order?" I decided not to risk it and left an enormous pile in the parking lot of a nearby business. Thankfully I had a fresh new TP roll in my glove compartment.

I drove around for a while. Few women, and the ones who were out were not good looking. Finally, it was getting near midnight. 2020 would see be behind us. At Burgess and Sully, I noticed mixed SW Alex K! She got in and we drove away from Sullivant. We got to a secret spot. I felt up her nice soft tits and round ass. Her BBBJ is excellent. Then we were about to fuck when she whipped out a condom. I have been with Alex before several times and she has never asked me to use a condom or to pull out. Why now? "I don't feel comfortable with doing it raw" this token resistance ended after two minutes and we did BBFS doggystyle and I left a huge load in her. As I ejaculated, the clock struck midnight. The sounds of fireworks and gunshots bellowed throughout the west side. She wiped her pussy off with some toilet paper. I gave her 35, since I am so generous, as well as some drug paraphernalia. She had some blue crack. I have never seen blue crack before. I guess some dope dealer must be taking influence from "Breaking Bad". She loaded up the pipe and took a huge hit and exhaled the thick bluish gray smoke out of my window. I dropped her off at her house so she could smoke herself a good time into 2021. While on the way back, a speeding drunken Mexican ran the red light at Ogden and Sullivant and almost hit us.

I think I have some chafing on the base of my dick. It started the other day after I creampied Grace. I guess I will not have sex or jack off for a few days as my dingaling heals. Anyone else have this problem? Do you know how to fix this? Also how do you fix loose bowels?

**DrJeckyl33** · 12-31-20 14:26

Originally Posted by OnTheProwl67 [View Original Post]

Not sure if Nescie (Nesh-ee) is still around but she was cool. Walked on the side street beside Blueberry Hill, but lived on the side street behind White Castle on Broad & Wilson. Liked to fix in your car though.

Shiree, Neecy, Ariel-or Cassada, Fallon, Christy, Tia and Mimi from Sullivant. I think Christy moved or disappeared. Never heard of Cinderella. Its so hard to find anything new. Even went escort route with Nevaeh and Nyquil but in looking for street rates. Oh and Soy if you consider her black. She's more Asian to me.

**CardCounter** · 12-31-20 10:31

What is Dani's description? Usually in the bottoms? Might have had it without knowing. Short black hair in a kind of a mess with a big smile on her face?

**OnTheProwl67** · 12-31-20 08:08

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I rarely pick up black girls. For whatever reason, the BSW quality in Columbus is not good. Not to mention there are a lot of BTVs. I have been with 5 or so mixed chicks within the past year. Shiree B, Cristy C, Cindarella, I have creampied them. And got a good blowjob from Ariel B. The city with the best dark skinned BSWs is Memphis on Elvis Presley Parkway. Shit, even in Seattle there are good dark skinned BSWs.

VkingFan4, Drii and Dani are great, but both of them make me use a rubber. Lame!

Not sure if Nescie (Nesh-ee) is still around but she was cool. Walked on the side street beside Blueberry Hill, but lived on the side street behind White Castle on Broad & Wilson. Liked to fix in your car though.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-31-20 07:16

Originally Posted by DrJeckyl33 [View Original Post]

I have only done pickups on the west side. Yeah, probably time to expand. Any area to look or avoid?

There's plenty of BSW in the west side. Too many btvs though. Always do the window test. Hudson stroll is 71 to Cleveland Ave. And the Cleveland Ave stroll is from Hudson to East north Broadway.

Livingston and e main have been a waste of time the last few years in my opinion.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-30-20 22:58

I rarely pick up black girls. For whatever reason, the BSW quality in Columbus is not good. Not to mention there are a lot of BTVs. I have been with 5 or so mixed chicks within the past year. Shiree B, Cristy C, Cindarella, I have creampied them. And got a good blowjob from Ariel B. The city with the best dark skinned BSWs is Memphis on Elvis Presley Parkway. Shit, even in Seattle there are good dark skinned BSWs.

VkingFan4, Drii and Dani are great, but both of them make me use a rubber. Lame!