Massage Parlor Reports

**Assman To You** · 12-25-20 10:02

Why can't I find the Eden website anymore?

Someone please post or PM me.

**PilotAviator** · 12-24-20 13:02

And a COVID-Conquered New Year.

Thank you to the brother mongers for sharing intel, wisdom, and opinions.

Thank you to the MMS / managers for maintaining excellent facilities.

Made visits the past two weeks to Bamboo, the Garden, Eastern and a few independents. All visits provided customary NoVA Christmas cheer. Thank you to the ladies. I hope Santa is nice to all of them. As we should always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Freddy35** · 12-24-20 11:02

I dropped by this place on Lee Hwy near Kamp Washington corner. I saw one decent review on another board and figured I would TOFTT. I came in and drew Susan. Paid my $60 and stripped for the massage. Susan was very playful and jiggled my old ass and then laughed. The massage was a good deep tissue which I asked for. After hot towels she did a light fingernail rub and then asked me to flip. She started right in with NOVA and complied when I asked for a little stimulation down south as well. I asked for a view and she pulled down her top to expose some nice brown nipples. She didn't mind my roaming around her B's and I popped soon after. Susan then continued massaging my head and doing some stretching until my hour was up. I tipped $45 for her great attitude and for the view. I couldn't guess her age because of the mask but she was definitely cute and not an old hag. I would return.

**RyanHarvey** · 12-24-20 05:48

Originally Posted by VistaPrivada [View Original Post]

Dreamt of Kimberly from ST the other day. She's a cute curvy Latina / Jamaican with nice natural tits and a great butt. She's very young, I'd say about 20, and has a sweet demeanor. Only went for 30 minutes, as was first dream, and not sure of how much extra is on the table. Pretty receptive to roaming. Will definitely repeat to see if there's a more extended menu, but had a great time regardless, and definitely recommend.

What did you leave with? HJ?

**VistaPrivada** · 12-23-20 13:39

Dreamt of Kimberly from ST the other day. She's a cute curvy Latina / Jamaican with nice natural tits and a great butt. She's very young, I'd say about 20, and has a sweet demeanor. Only went for 30 minutes, as was first dream, and not sure of how much extra is on the table. Pretty receptive to roaming. Will definitely repeat to see if there's a more extended menu, but had a great time regardless, and definitely recommend.

**Telcova** · 12-23-20 12:23

Live and learn. Consider it an early Christmas present to yourself.

At least you had a good time.

Originally Posted by JackAubry [View Original Post]

Brothers let me first apologize. I violated one of the most important basic rules- I took too much money with me.

Scheduled a one hour massage with cha-cha at 120. I took a little extra money because I was thinking of treating myself to a doubles. She's a little older than the pictures but still a tiny little package. During the massage which was OK I negotiated to upgrade to nuru at an additional Benjamin. So now I'm at 2:20. She gave me such a phenomenal massage with a great prostate I completely lost my mind. With her tiny little moneymaker in my face and her tiny strong hands around Junior she started whispering do you want more. Course I wanted more but negotiating from this position was not my wisest decision. I ended up with a Benji and a grant for a really fantastic full-service explosion. So now I'm at 3. 7 for what I had at an ACS in Sterling that featured full rimming for 160 a week earlier.

**BuckshotWatson** · 12-23-20 10:40

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Although we are past the vernal eq, and recognizing the staff is very aware of and follows COVID recommendations, my last visit to the Garden in Burke was like a renewal of life in the Spring.

Thank you Lucy for a great NOVA massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I stopped in here recently on a slow day for them, and took them up on a 4-hand session (paid $130/ hr). While I generally don't do 4-hand, because it seems to inhibit some providers, this was a great massage by both providers and a nice NOVA experience. I would do it again on a whim.

I've also seen Tina solo here; she's a cute MILF (very pretty eyes over the mask, IMHO) and very sweet. Talented massage, and worked in some nice teasing / previews while I was on my stomach. I would definitely see her again.

**Sswede** · 12-23-20 08:35

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

I did a quick Google search for 'Oasis Spa Jefferson Davis Hwy' and one came up in Dumfries. A bit far from me, but this may help you.

Thanks for your post. Wish Dumfries was closer but oh well.

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-23-20 01:24

Originally Posted by Ihilani [View Original Post]

The other lady is MMS. She goes by Mimi. Chinese, 40+, heavier set, big guns, huge personality. Will do most anything reasonable to please the client, for then right service donation. I would repeat.

I guess I walked in and talked to Mimi from your description. I got scared and said thank you and left. She did say 3 working there but compared to the Coco description I would not go forward with Mimi.

Glad you enjoyed. If we all liked the same, we would all be in trouble.

I asked for phone number but she said just do a walk in.

Went and had a dream with nice cute young Michelle at Comfort on route 50 in Fairfax. Clean nice place and sweet gal that did the trick for me. Mentally.

Be nice to the gals.

HG2.

**JmSuttr** · 12-22-20 23:37

Originally Posted by Hurtu [View Original Post]

The board search requires 3 characters and unfortunately KK won't come up. Love her look if real pic. Was wondering if anyone would respond or pm what extras are available. Her add clearly states no FS but wanted to confirm.

Thanks.

As a first time client, for the 120 hr fee you'll get a great massage and clothed HE, if you're respectful and make her feel comfortable. You'd be wise not to set your expectations beyond that. For repeat visits, everything depends on the YMMV factor between the individual massage provider and client. There's simply no way to predict that in advance.

One thing about KK is that her massage is good enough that she'd have plenty of regulars on that basis alone. Also, she's a small BBW, body-wise, so you should be aware before scheduling.

**Idk85** · 12-22-20 21:34

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

They have plenty of money and sex. What they don't have is credit. Providers are all 1099 contract employees, that report a fraction of their cash income. This causes a problem when they want to sign a lease or a car loan. They need a co-signer. That is where the 'boyfriend' comes in handy. Don't do it. You credit history will be co-mingled forever and they will treat you like shit before the ink is dry.

My former friend always liked to borrow my money. Repayments were a ***** but she did repay me. However, I got sick of it because she was a pathological liar. So, I stopped helping her. Guess what she called me? Cheapo and "mocked" me because I paid for sex. LOL Also, she told the other ladies that I am a bad person and I was taking her money. I should of listened to the other ladies because they warned me about her drama.

Glad that I am leaving her in 2020!

**JohnnySalami** · 12-22-20 19:07

100% correct. I didn't mean to come off like we mongers are perfect either, and my relationship with that girl wasn't all bad. But the bad significantly outweighed the good. None of these girls understand how to live within their means. Getting out of the business isn't an option because they generally don't possess any other skills that will net them a job that comes anywhere close to earning then the same money as they earned in this industry. Not only did I lose my mind, my heart, my time and my money, but I also lost the fucking. The fucking was the best part. Can't be here customer anymore. Should've just kept booking her instead of saying dating her. What a moron I was. Total loss. Don't be captain Save-a-hoe. Enjoy them for 30 minutes or an hour. Then bye-bye until next time, and turn your burner off!

Originally Posted by Addicus [View Original Post]

I did the same thing. Lies, lies and more lies. The money has it's hooks in them and they can't ever get away from it. It's really an addiction for them, just like this lifestyle is for us.

**GilBang** · 12-22-20 18:37

Originally Posted by Sswede [View Original Post]

She sounds wonderful. Where abouts off Jeff Davis is Oasis? A private message will be fine if you like.

I did a quick Google search for 'Oasis Spa Jefferson Davis Hwy' and one came up in Dumfries. A bit far from me, but this may help you.

**SexyD** · 12-22-20 14:58

They have plenty of money and sex. What they don't have is credit. Providers are all 1099 contract employees, that report a fraction of their cash income. This causes a problem when they want to sign a lease or a car loan. They need a co-signer. That is where the 'boyfriend' comes in handy. Don't do it. You credit history will be co-mingled forever and they will treat you like shit before the ink is dry.

Originally Posted by Idk85 [View Original Post]

They will just use your friendship to exploit it for personal gain. I am not saying that they are all the same; however, you don't want to be a friend to the wrong one.

If you see one sign of trouble, it is just best to walk away.

**Idk85** · 12-22-20 13:18

Originally Posted by Addicus [View Original Post]

I did the same thing. Lies, lies and more lies. The money has it's hooks in them and they can't ever get away from it. It's really an addiction for them, just like this lifestyle is for us.

They will just use your friendship to exploit it for personal gain. I am not saying that they are all the same; however, you don't want to be a friend to the wrong one.

If you see one sign of trouble, it is just best to walk away.