Massage Parlor Reports

**CoolDude44** · 12-26-20 19:16

What is everyone using to find massage parlors these days? Xguide was pretty good but I can't access it anymore. Bedpage is sketchy and the old AMPs are disappearing other than a few around keeaumoku st.

Is there a reliable website other than here? PM is ok. Been sitting on the sideline due to covid but you just don't see those neon "open" signs around these days. Even Waikiki is dead these days.

**Prudential808** · 12-26-20 19:12

Originally Posted by AmpAddict808 [View Original Post]

Get used to the new normal. There's not that much to choose from and they know that. Established AMP businesses are now prosecutorial targets and smart owners are not going to invest long term in a place and risk being charged with trafficking, promoting, tax evasion, etc. Landlords are under pressure to not rent to AMPs too. These Chinese places are probably trying to maximize their profit in as short as time possible with a month to month lease and then disbanding and moving on before prosecutors can compile a case. Best thing to do is try to get an ATF or two from these places to see independently.

I have got better (and longer) time with a few girls (my atf and her referral- can not be that picky though. Thanks they spend time to keep shape). Rental of one AMP room for one hour or my place if I can. When they visit me, they don't mind extra time and service including coffee and cookie time. The only problem is girls don't want pile of cookies complaining of weight.

**AmpAddict808** · 12-26-20 14:00

Originally Posted by SuperGuy [View Original Post]

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

Get used to the new normal. There's not that much to choose from and they know that. Established AMP businesses are now prosecutorial targets and smart owners are not going to invest long term in a place and risk being charged with trafficking, promoting, tax evasion, etc. Landlords are under pressure to not rent to AMPs too. These Chinese places are probably trying to maximize their profit in as short as time possible with a month to month lease and then disbanding and moving on before prosecutors can compile a case. Best thing to do is try to get an ATF or two from these places to see independently.

**Me Cook** · 12-26-20 13:42

Originally Posted by ShyBoto [View Original Post]

That is messed up they bringing heat to there place with booking back to back like that. To me that is the worst kind service when you have to wait or get rushed out because of other customers waiting or when they take a other customer instead of you. Ruins the feeling of wanting to go back total bum trip every time. Happens all the time so I guess got to get use to it they must know who they can do that kind shit to ruins the mood I just cut off a atf for that kind shit they won't be seeing me anymore because of that I was a regular not anymore LOL fuck these bitches LOL.

Thank you for the reports. I was beginning to think about trying them out but the last few reports is something that I don't want to go through again.

I was thinking that that place was going to be a little like Ivy and Steve's Empire with good attitude, looks, and service. Even when Empire was busy, it was not too bad to wait for available room. They always offered me something to drink while I waited.

Too bad that the Chinese places now are not like that at all. Only interested in how much money they can make in the least amount of time. The girls don't do proper hygiene and you can smell the awful odors when they open their mouths and again when they take off their panties. Not for me to try again, unless I see many positive reviews that say otherwise.

**Shy Boto** · 12-26-20 01:57

Originally Posted by SuperGuy [View Original Post]

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

That is messed up they bringing heat to there place with booking back to back like that. To me that is the worst kind service when you have to wait or get rushed out because of other customers waiting or when they take a other customer instead of you. Ruins the feeling of wanting to go back total bum trip every time. Happens all the time so I guess got to get use to it they must know who they can do that kind shit to ruins the mood I just cut off a atf for that kind shit they won't be seeing me anymore because of that I was a regular not anymore LOL fuck these bitches LOL.

**GofasBits** · 12-25-20 22:17

Originally Posted by SuperGuy [View Original Post]

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

If she had lighter colored hair then you had Bobby. Selly has darker colored straight hair. The pics they're using now are NOT accurate at all IMO. GL!

**AssCastro** · 12-25-20 20:55

Originally Posted by SuperGuy [View Original Post]

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

You probably had Selly. Bobby was not bad. A little rush though. Typical Chinese menus. I think they think the time is half hour now and even booking people at the half hour mark. Mama should have know by now. Mama must be a vampire because every time I see her she is either looks like l just woke her ass up or sleeping under the table. Anyone get more then half hour? I know what you mean by crowded. Monger driving in and driving out in full view of the neighbor next door.

**Lknfrpssy** · 12-25-20 16:12

I wonder how long before they have to move again.

Originally Posted by SuperGuy [View Original Post]

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

**Super Guy** · 12-24-20 04:08

Definitely would not repeat.

Overbooked. Guys were waiting in the living room and in their cars. Had to wait around to try to avoid bumping into other mongers both before and after. I guess this is the mamas fault for overbooking.

Massage was decent, but only lasted for literally 2 minutes. She said she would give massage after, but that never happened.

Sex was not good. She refused to get on top. BJ was ok, but was only a few minutes. In doggy, she kept pulling away so couldn't get into it. She asked several times if I came yet and even checked took off the condom to check. Replaced the condom and drilled her until finish. Just wanted to get it over with at that point.

After the deed, I told her to massage and she flat out said no. She said she was too tired and it's time to go, there were other customers waiting.

Avoid at all costs. Sorry fellow mongers. But this one was terrible.

Not sure if this was Bobby or Selly. I booked Bobby, but mama told me next time to try Bobby because she's better.

Not the absolute worst monger experience, but close to it.

Sup.

**HoboWithin** · 12-23-20 20:06

Finally got a chance to try Bobby.

She was fully booked and it was hard for me to get a time that matched my schedule.

It was worth the wait. I would say she is cuter than Selly, but looks are highly subjective. I recommend trying both to see which one you prefer more.

I would say her demeaner is more innocent than Selly, but she is still receptive to everything I ask.

I did leave the place fully satisfied and wouldn't going back for a repeat visit.

**PssySlayer** · 12-23-20 02:58

How do you guys schedule w bobby or the new girls?

**Lknfrpssy** · 12-22-20 18:29

Originally Posted by Travel808 [View Original Post]

Damn guess I missed out. Anyone know if Miko's coming back?

Are the new girls in their 20's like she was?

Her pussy was too tight in doggy. IDK if she'll be back.

**Travel808** · 12-22-20 02:50

Originally Posted by GhostRecon [View Original Post]

Miko is gone, got a new girl Selly, anyone tried her? So there's only one girl working there now? That's what it seems like when I texted.

Damn guess I missed out. Anyone know if Miko's coming back?

Are the new girls in their 20's like she was?

**Guapo Marx** · 12-21-20 18:57

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

Once you find a "winner" best to set yourself apart from other lobbyists. Once you break the seal, enjoy your spoils before she moves on to the next honey pot. I'm currently still working on getting my unicorn to pass me the puss. Patience, persistence and personality. Works every time.

Kid.

There are still at least 50 around. And maybe 20 where the massage is actually good.