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**Uncivil** · 12-24-20 21:49

Awww, come on man You can't do this. You got to tell me who you're talking about.

Oh, love the arcade / NES port reference. LOL. Funny. But also very apt.

Originally Posted by RoyFolker [View Original Post]

I recently saw a provider, she's popular and has been around a while, I don't want to use names because she frequents this forum. She is particularly known for her BBBJ skills. She looks great in her images, but when I went to see her. All kinds of bruises and track marks all over her legs and arms. She had another provider with her that also posts, and that provider looks like a short fat butterball turkey, not what her pics look like on the advertisements for her at all either.

This feels like back in the day when you would see an arcade game port come out for the NES, you'd get it and hope it was like what you saw at the arcade, but you get disappointed with the sub par garbage that barely passes as what was advertised. That happens with these god damn escorts all the fucking time. Is there a website that grades this shit? When I think back on it, getting the hot girl in the pics is a rarity. Last one I remember being like her pics was Leah James, but she ballooned up and got fat so I want nothing to do with her now. Which providers actually look like their pics? I've got to start vetting these girls, it's a huge waste of money. How strange it is to be enticed to go see someone because the little head is doing the thinking, then when you get there, the thought processes is handed back to the real brain and you can't wait to get the fuck out of there like you are completing a sentence that the judge forced you into. Money be damned, you just want to get the fuck out and be done with the experience. This hobby can let you experience both of those feelings only moments after arriving at the "spot".

**Roy Folker** · 12-24-20 13:33

I recently saw a provider, she's popular and has been around a while, I don't want to use names because she frequents this forum. She is particularly known for her BBBJ skills. She looks great in her images, but when I went to see her. All kinds of bruises and track marks all over her legs and arms. She had another provider with her that also posts, and that provider looks like a short fat butterball turkey, not what her pics look like on the advertisements for her at all either.

This feels like back in the day when you would see an arcade game port come out for the NES, you'd get it and hope it was like what you saw at the arcade, but you get disappointed with the sub par garbage that barely passes as what was advertised. That happens with these god damn escorts all the fucking time. Is there a website that grades this shit? When I think back on it, getting the hot girl in the pics is a rarity. Last one I remember being like her pics was Leah James, but she ballooned up and got fat so I want nothing to do with her now. Which providers actually look like their pics? I've got to start vetting these girls, it's a huge waste of money. How strange it is to be enticed to go see someone because the little head is doing the thinking, then when you get there, the thought processes is handed back to the real brain and you can't wait to get the fuck out of there like you are completing a sentence that the judge forced you into. Money be damned, you just want to get the fuck out and be done with the experience. This hobby can let you experience both of those feelings only moments after arriving at the "spot".

**Butlik369** · 12-23-20 10:47

Yesterday I made some comments about a certain provider that insinuated that she might have a certain issue with her. I was wrong to do that and in the future will never do what I did ever again. I apologize to the forum to fellow mongers for my comments. IT won't happen again! If I have a encounter in the future with a provider that wasn't up to snuff. I will just say. Stay away from that provider. Again I apologies to the Forum and to fellow mongers. I got my hand caught in the cookie jar and for that...so sorry.

**Great Expecta** · 12-22-20 12:54

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**AzPussy** · 12-22-20 10:08

Originally Posted by LikeSushiWushi [View Original Post]

I think I must have gotten lucky with Monique when I did see her. You are like the third person I have read to say she doesn't respond.

Diana responded to me that she will not see me because my number is a Google Voice number. Really wanted to see her too but not sure how do that. Definitely not using my real number to contact these girls. She has got to be losing clients because of this.

You can get a paid phone and text her that way, Dianna will only see you when you use a real phone and let me tell you she is discreet and professional as well as one gorgeous lady. She is worth it! It most be the same case with Monique.

**Roy Folker** · 12-22-20 09:52

Originally Posted by LikeSushiWushi [View Original Post]

I think I must have gotten lucky with Monique when I did see her. You are like the third person I have read to say she doesn't respond.

Diana responded to me that she will not see me because my number is a Google Voice number. Really wanted to see her too but not sure how do that. Definitely not using my real number to contact these girls. She has got to be losing clients because of this.

Yeah Diana said the same thing to me. I have a cricket phone too, I guess she thinks that's a google number also because she won't respond to it.

Monique did end up contacting me by phone 6 hours later when I was already asleep. She didn't even bother to respond to the texts. Makes me wonder if these girls do this because they can't be bothered to keep a reasonable schedule so they couldn't hold down a real job if their life depended on it.

**LikeSushiWushi** · 12-22-20 08:15

Originally Posted by RoyFolker [View Original Post]

I've read that some people have seen Monique, I've sent her texts from various numbers and she never responds, I've been trying for months. What do you have to do to get her to actually respond? Why do these girls post these ads and then never respond to texts?

I can't get Diana to answer her phone or texts either.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cson/56994715/

I think I must have gotten lucky with Monique when I did see her. You are like the third person I have read to say she doesn't respond.

Diana responded to me that she will not see me because my number is a Google Voice number. Really wanted to see her too but not sure how do that. Definitely not using my real number to contact these girls. She has got to be losing clients because of this.

**Roy Folker** · 12-21-20 18:50

I've read that some people have seen Monique, I've sent her texts from various numbers and she never responds, I've been trying for months. What do you have to do to get her to actually respond? Why do these girls post these ads and then never respond to texts?

I can't get Diana to answer her phone or texts either.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cson/56994715/

**ScubaSteve87** · 12-21-20 15:46

Originally Posted by Butlik369 [View Original Post]

For me, I will sum it up this way. Yea, the eye, the chin, ect. She is sweet, love her boobs and its one of the best BBBJCIMWS I've ever had. But the bottom line is, I got 2 BBBJCIMWS for as little as twenty bucks. If you like to play with big titties and get drained for a few bucks she is your gal. I'm seeing her today at 2 pm I have 15 bucks and a Mt. Dew for her and she will be tottaly happy.

You better take some pics! .

**Butlik369** · 12-21-20 14:15

Originally Posted by Uncivil [View Original Post]

Serious question: Is she really that good?
Ok
That chin. That eye. That nose. That body. That's quite a bit to overlook. Stacy seems to get the occasional guy asking about here whereabouts here, and I get confused every time I read about it.

What is it that's missing from this story?

For me, I will sum it up this way. Yea, the eye, the chin, ect. She is sweet, love her boobs and its one of the best BBBJCIMWS I've ever had. But the bottom line is, I got 2 BBBJCIMWS for as little as twenty bucks. If you like to play with big titties and get drained for a few bucks she is your gal. I'm seeing her today at 2 pm I have 15 bucks and a Mt. Dew for her and she will be tottaly happy.

**Uncivil** · 12-21-20 13:54

Serious question: Is she really that good?

That chin. That eye. That nose. That body. That's quite a bit to overlook. Stacy seems to get the occasional guy asking about here whereabouts here, and I get confused every time I read about it.

What is it that's missing from this story?

Originally Posted by Breno [View Original Post]

She has an ad online today. Saw one yesterday as well.

https://tucson.skipthegames.com/fema...d/976697494417

**DrumLover** · 12-21-20 13:03

I am trying to find someone who offers a REAL threesome, as in, they are into each other. I have arranged many of these over the years and each time they tell me that they want to devote all of their attention to me, which is cool as hell, but I want true bi chicks that really get into it. Anyway, just wondering if any of you have a good lead or two. You can pm me to keep it off the boards. Thank you!

**I Luv Head** · 12-21-20 10:15

Originally Posted by DX025 [View Original Post]

About a year ago, had an amazing dream with Harley, she was very thick, big chest, and then one day all of her ads just disappeared, I spent some time trying to find the old ones, but all that comes up is a skinny girl named Harley, does anyone recall what I'm talking about, or where I can find? Thanks.

I saw her once for an amazing BBBJ around a year ago, but she was only doing car dates, (or outcalls) and the no CIM is a deal breaker for me in the car so I never saw her again. Even though I carry wipes and cover my seat, I always seem to miss a spot and I find it in the most inconvenient times. CBJ is a no go for me as well since a GF found a wrapper in the car a while ago and I had to convince her that it was my brothers from when he borrowed my car. She still thinks he is a pig to this day. LOL.

Harley did post a couple months ago and she did have an incall, but she jacked her prices up. I thought about it, but she really isn't my type, (besides the amazing BBBJ) so I had to pass. Haven't seen a post from her since then though.

Good luck,

ILH.

**I Luv Head** · 12-21-20 09:36

Originally Posted by GarudaDarkblac [View Original Post]

I'm looking for a girl to wear lingerie, serve food and drinks, and stand around looking pretty for a small birthday party. I figure if anyone would be open to this job it would be these girls. I contacted 5 girls I randomly found ads for to do something similar for a Christmas party but they were all either flaky or tried to dupe me with fake photos.

I want a younger girl with a nice figure, pretty face, nice natural tits, no visible tattoos, reliable, and friendly with great customer service. Menu doesn't matter, just want a girl that will do the job with a smile.

Any recommendations? PMs are appreciated. Thanks everyone and stay safe.

I can't think of any escort advertising now that fits your criteria that isn't loaded with tattoos. If you aren't expecting sex from them, you should try the strip clubs. There should be at least a few willing to model and serve food, but the no tattoo thing may be a problem.

Good luck,

ILH.

**Breno** · 12-20-20 12:27

She has an ad online today. Saw one yesterday as well.

https://tucson.skipthegames.com/fema...d/976697494417

Originally Posted by Butlik369 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Stacey in the past few months? I saw her about a year ago after she got out of Perryvile and was staying at a Halfway house over on swan rd. She then kinda fell off the face of the earth. If anyone has contact info I would appreciate it very much.